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Phone Tap: My Sports Cup Is Too Small · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: hate it when you go to a store looking for
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  Speaker 1: a certain clothing item and then you find it, but
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  Speaker 1: they don't carry it in your size? Never? I know
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  Speaker 1: that issue all too well because I'm not like Brooke.
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  Speaker 1: I don't rent my clothes, soil them and give them
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  Speaker 1: back tattered in It is a brilliant idea that I
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  Speaker 1: think everyone should be on board with. You See what
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  Speaker 1: I do is I look for the perfect item to buy.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why today I call a local sporting goods
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  Speaker 1: store and let them know I'm not completely satisfied with
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  Speaker 1: the product that I recently purchased, and the guy on
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  Speaker 1: the phone needs to make it right in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now on the twenties Big Sports. This is random?
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  Speaker 1: Can I help you? Yeah, my name's Todd Long Johnson
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  Speaker 1: and I was in your store the other day, Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: and I was trying to get my hands on one
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  Speaker 1: of your support devices. I think you call it a
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  Speaker 1: cup cup athletic supporter, you know, Okay, Yeah, and the
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  Speaker 1: darnedest thing happened. What's that? So after looking at all
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  Speaker 1: the options that you had in the shelf, and there
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  Speaker 1: was a lot of them, I ended up going with
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  Speaker 1: the extra large Excel model. Okay. And I took the
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  Speaker 1: thing home, got it out of its package, and tried
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  Speaker 1: it on, and wouldn't you know, the darn thing was
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  Speaker 1: too small. Still okay, So how can I help you, sir? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm playing in my d league softball league.
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  Speaker 1: I just I got to figure out a way to
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  Speaker 1: protect the goodies down here, you know. Okay, Well, do
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  Speaker 1: you need another side? I don't understand. I went with
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  Speaker 1: the largest size you guys had, and it didn't do.
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  Speaker 1: So I was just wondering, you know, I know, for
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  Speaker 1: sometimes on special occasions, sporting good stores keeping extra extra
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  Speaker 1: large model well in the back for your more gifted clientele.
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  Speaker 1: I've been working here quite a few years, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if anything like that even exists, right, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, So I actually looked up the distributor
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  Speaker 1: name off the box and I contacted them. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: they said they were obviously impressed. So this conversations gets
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  Speaker 1: kind of awkward. Are you Are you impressed? So? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to tell a friend or a coworker
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  Speaker 1: about what, I'm not going to stop you. Back to
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  Speaker 1: the distributor, I seriously do need you to stop laughing.
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  Speaker 1: I do need help with this. This is a serious situation. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's serious. So but you know I don't
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  Speaker 1: get called like this every day. That does not surprise me.
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  Speaker 1: I am one of a kind. Oh, anyway, the distributor
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  Speaker 1: said that some local sporting goods stores may be able
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  Speaker 1: to give me a custom model, So I can come
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  Speaker 1: in around two o'clock today. If you've got a yard
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  Speaker 1: stick and some plaster, we can just knock this out. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I do understand what Why is this so funny? What
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  Speaker 1: do you not have plaster? You know? Because we need
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  Speaker 1: to we need to make a mold. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to say. I don't know how to help you.
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  Speaker 1: What are you up to? I just told you we
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  Speaker 1: need to take a mold of this thing? Are you serious? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How else you going to do your custom job on me? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, okay. The only other thing that I could
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  Speaker 1: think of is that you take a hammer, you break
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  Speaker 1: four extra larges up and then glue them together, kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a snake cage for an anaconda? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it that funny? Oh? You are right. Look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: only asking because your boss Gary told me that you
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  Speaker 1: could hook me up. He said you'd be able to
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  Speaker 1: help me with my issue as long as I do
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  Speaker 1: a brank phone call on it. Yeah, if you haven't
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  Speaker 1: figured it out, my name is jeff I'm from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh, your boss Gary set you up. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you've never had this issue before. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the scaffolding that they used to build the
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  Speaker 1: Empire State Building. We need something like that. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have that in the back? Maybe? Oh, you're going me
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  Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Mornings on the twenties Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning,