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Phone Tap: Move Your Yard Sale · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you know
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  Speaker 1: what's worse than an annoying person, what a rich annoying
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  Speaker 1: person who thinks they're better and funnier than you. And
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  Speaker 1: that's why today Brooke poses one of her neighbors to
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  Speaker 1: discuss her upcoming yard sale, and I think just the
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  Speaker 1: words yard sale make Brook last.
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  Speaker 2: God, it's your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi, Abby,
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  Speaker 2: this is Deborah Bushman.
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  Speaker 1: Do I know you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we've never met before, but I've been your neighbor
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  Speaker 2: for about three years now. I live just down the street. Okay, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: nicest house on the block? Guilty, that's me. That's where
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  Speaker 2: I live.
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  Speaker 1: Which one is it the biggest? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: You're funny. So the reason for my call is I
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  Speaker 2: noticed a yard sale sign on a nearby telephone pole
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  Speaker 2: that had your address on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing art sale on Saturday. You
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  Speaker 1: want to find.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that. You wouldn't. Why, Well, between
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  Speaker 2: you and me, I'm having my estate sale that day,
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  Speaker 2: and I just don't want you to feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I feel bad, honestly. Maybe we'll get
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  Speaker 1: more traffic coming through, so maybe it's a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: You're not getting it, and that's funny to me.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean I'm not getting it?
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  Speaker 2: How do I put this? The quality of items is
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  Speaker 2: just different.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know you haven't seen my items?
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually I did have my maid pop by your
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  Speaker 2: house and peek into the windows take a few photos
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  Speaker 2: for me.
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  Speaker 1: You did what?
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  Speaker 2: Yikes? I didn't know if she was still on the
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  Speaker 2: same street. I thought she was like at the dump. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: maybe a thrift store.
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  Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. You had your made
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  Speaker 1: spy on me because you think you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: like my stuff or it's not up to your standard.
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  Speaker 1: Do you own the street?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: I do own the street. Well, you don't own my house,
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  Speaker 1: so you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't actually Thank goodness.
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  Speaker 1: Where do you get off saying stuff like this to me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to hurt your feelings here, you see.
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  Speaker 1: You're not hurting my feelings. You're just annoying me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, this call is actually for your benefit.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not. How in any universe are you benefiting me?
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's just say we both of our stuff out,
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  Speaker 2: and one is more a symbol of taste and refinement
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  Speaker 2: and the other is more a symbol of trailer park
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  Speaker 2: and trailer trash.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your opinion. So I'm glad you like your
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  Speaker 1: because I think it's ugly as hell. But I would
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  Speaker 1: never call you and tell you that.
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  Speaker 2: It's not just my opinion, it's what Consuela believes as well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, Kinsuela is going to go to jail if
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  Speaker 1: you come back on my property, if you come on Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: if you show up, I'm gonna call the police. It's
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  Speaker 1: as simple as that.
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  Speaker 2: You know what. Just for you, I'll let you be
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  Speaker 2: one of the first fifty people through my doors.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm not stepping foot on your property.
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  Speaker 2: No, are you sure? Because I have goodie bags with
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  Speaker 2: silk throw blankets from Budapest that I'll be giving out.
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  Speaker 1: You're doing a yard sale too, it's not an event.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're so rich, why are you doing that?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you donate everything to charity?
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  Speaker 2: The only thing that should be donated to charity is
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  Speaker 2: just everything in your house.
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  Speaker 1: But you just said I'm poor, so why would I
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  Speaker 1: be donating.
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  Speaker 2: You're the one just sad to goodwill? And why don't
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  Speaker 2: you pop some tags?
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  Speaker 1: Pop some what I said tags? I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that is you know that song? No I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I played it at my cotillion right after Mumbo number five.
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  Speaker 1: No Wonder No one on the block.
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  Speaker 2: Past the ladies at the club got turned.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know, my lady? You just sound sad and lonely.
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  Speaker 1: Sad and lonely, and you're trying to start a fight
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  Speaker 1: with me over nothing. But if you show up on Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: you will be the police. Oh I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 2: That's so funny. The police are in my family's back pocket.
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  Speaker 2: They've been there for years.
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  Speaker 1: So why do you live in a normal house? Like,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you live in a state with gates? And
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  Speaker 1: why are you doing a yard sale?
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  Speaker 2: You are so hilarious. It's the reason it doesn't make
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  Speaker 2: any sense is because Dylan told me to tell you
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  Speaker 2: all of this. Why don't your best friend Dylan.
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  Speaker 1: Dylan told you to tell me this?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is they're the one that set you up for
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  Speaker 2: this prank phone call?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not your neighbor. This is actually broke from
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  Speaker 2: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: She told us about the big yard sale this Saturday
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  Speaker 2: and thought it might be funny to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you said I was sure.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why you were so mad. Debert was
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  Speaker 2: just trying to do some churity and help out the poor.
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  Speaker 2: That's you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God this is a joke, because I was about
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  Speaker 1: to have to fight this lady in this big house.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning