Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Declutterer
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- 0:16Speaker 1: for your brand new phone tap and today what happens
- 0:19Speaker 1: when your home's a mess and it's too much for
- 0:21Speaker 1: you to handle. Oh my god, I don't know. That's
- 0:24Speaker 1: when you hire a decluttering service to come and help
- 0:27Speaker 1: out a little bit. Okay, decluttering, yea, they have them,
- 0:31Speaker 1: they do. And today our own Brooke Fox calls a
- 0:33Speaker 1: guy who's on vacation to let them know the job
- 0:37Speaker 1: is done. Yeah, they've decluttered his home. But there's also
- 0:41Speaker 1: a little surprise coming when she reveals they may have
- 0:43Speaker 1: gone over and above with their service. You know what,
- 0:47Speaker 1: things can weigh us down, Okay, as soon as we
- 0:49Speaker 1: get rid of them. No, okay, might be so much.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Show he could be missing a few items now, and
- 0:57Speaker 1: Brooks says, you're welcome. It's your brand new phone's app
- 1:01Speaker 1: right now, the twenty I'm moving point five. Hello, Hi,
- 1:11Speaker 1: my name is Samantha Rider. I work with decluttering. I
- 1:14Speaker 1: was looking for Max. Yes, you're talking to him. Hi. Hi,
- 1:18Speaker 1: I know you're away on vacation, but just wanted to
- 1:20Speaker 1: call and let you know that we just finished decluttering
- 1:22Speaker 1: your home and you should receive a bill in your email.
- 1:25Speaker 1: Thank you for letting me know. How did everything go well?
- 1:28Speaker 1: I have to say this was a bigger project that
- 1:31Speaker 1: we anticipated. We had to hire some extra cruit but
- 1:34Speaker 1: we did finish and I think you'll be very pleased
- 1:36Speaker 1: with the results. Okay, I'm a little confused because when
- 1:40Speaker 1: we had someone give us the estimate, they said that
- 1:42Speaker 1: it's a pretty simple job, and I'm bringing a job
- 1:44Speaker 1: at all. Yeah. They must have not looked inside your closet. Um,
- 1:48Speaker 1: are you talking about the hall closet? No? No, no,
- 1:51Speaker 1: I'm talking about your bedroom closet. Yeah, you were not
- 1:53Speaker 1: supposed to look in that bedroom closet. Was just the pantry,
- 1:56Speaker 1: the hall closet, the storage in the basement that you
- 1:58Speaker 1: were not supposed to be in the closet. Well, the
- 2:01Speaker 1: energy coming from it just kind of pulled me there
- 2:04Speaker 1: because it was chaotic. I'm sorry we went ahead and
- 2:08Speaker 1: did that for you, but don't worry. We won't charge
- 2:10Speaker 1: you extra to deliver your items to charity. Items to charity.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Nothing was supposed to be donate. What did you donate?
- 2:17Speaker 1: All your clothes? What you asked us to declutter and
- 2:20Speaker 1: that's what we did, so we weren't going to keep
- 2:22Speaker 1: that junk for ourselves. What are you talking about? All
- 2:27Speaker 1: the old clothes in the upstairs closet, We just went
- 2:29Speaker 1: over that the bedroom. No, no, I guess you could
- 2:31Speaker 1: call them clothes. They were more like rags. But what
- 2:34Speaker 1: was in there? Heyy, you're crossing the line. Please don't
- 2:37Speaker 1: be rude to me. Okay, do not insult my clothes.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Whatever you're doing it, where are they? So? I'm taking
- 2:44Speaker 1: it a lot of people in your life haven't been
- 2:45Speaker 1: very honest with you, Like you don't actually wear that stuff? Right?
- 2:49Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You have absolutely no right
- 2:52Speaker 1: to give that kind of comment on how I dress
- 2:55Speaker 1: or anything in the house. You are decluttering service. Your
- 2:58Speaker 1: job is to de water, no dear, what I wear.
- 3:02Speaker 1: You know what you are right? We are a decluttering service.
- 3:05Speaker 1: We find the items in your home that are outdated,
- 3:07Speaker 1: that are just taken up space, and in your case,
- 3:10Speaker 1: some items that particularly smelled, and then we removed them
- 3:13Speaker 1: for you. You are welcome. I have no idea where
- 3:16Speaker 1: you got the nerve. You did not ask for permission.
- 3:19Speaker 1: You need to make sure I get everything back that
- 3:22Speaker 1: you somehow decided to remove. It sounds like you need
- 3:25Speaker 1: to get this now. It sounds like you're upset. I'm
- 3:28Speaker 1: really upset. Where are my clothes? That's part of the
- 3:31Speaker 1: process here. It is sometimes hard for people to give
- 3:34Speaker 1: up old stuff. You are not answering me, and you're
- 3:36Speaker 1: not tell me where my clothes are. Okay again, I
- 3:39Speaker 1: don't know how many times I have to tell you
- 3:41Speaker 1: we took them to a donation center. I don't care.
- 3:44Speaker 1: I don't care then. I don't know why you were
- 3:45Speaker 1: asking so many times, but I will tell you that
- 3:48Speaker 1: they did reject some of your clothes because they were
- 3:50Speaker 1: so out of style. But don't worry. We took care
- 3:52Speaker 1: of it. We just set those things on fire. What
- 3:56Speaker 1: the fire department did get called once, but don't worry.
- 3:58Speaker 1: There were no fine So you mean cheering right now?
- 4:01Speaker 1: You set my cold fire. Well, all that synthetic fabric
- 4:05Speaker 1: did go up pretty easy. Yeah. Like I said, there
- 4:12Speaker 1: will be a bill coming and I hope you have
- 4:13Speaker 1: a great vacation. Hell not, do not hang off. I mean,
- 4:16Speaker 1: I am not done with you. I want to talk
- 4:18Speaker 1: to your boss or the owner, your supervisor. I want
- 4:21Speaker 1: to talk to someone else. I am going to get
- 4:23Speaker 1: an answer. Yeah, but if you want an answer, you
- 4:26Speaker 1: may want to talk to your wife, Claire, because she's
- 4:28Speaker 1: the one that set you up. This is actually a
- 4:30Speaker 1: prank phone call. What I'm actually Brooke from the radio
- 4:33Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone
- 4:35Speaker 1: tap on you. Wait, who are you? Who are you?
- 4:38Speaker 1: What is it about? It's a radio show. Your wife
- 4:41Speaker 1: emailed us and she said a decluttering service was at
- 4:44Speaker 1: your house while you're on vacation. She wanted to mess
- 4:46Speaker 1: with you. It's all a joke. Oh my god, Oh
- 4:50Speaker 1: my god. Oh I'm upset. So I I know she
- 5:01Speaker 1: just wanted to have a little extra phone on your vacation.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Or Oh my god, Claire, you do not just do
- 5:08Speaker 1: this today. I didn't set anything on fire. I didn't
- 5:13Speaker 1: thank you, wake you. And my clothes are not bad.
- 5:18Speaker 1: I heard a lot about polyester and some really bad
- 5:20Speaker 1: plat so I don't know about that. Right when we
- 5:23Speaker 1: get home, Yeah, I am going to shed her clothes
- 5:25Speaker 1: on fire. Oh my god, no, don't do that. Please,
- 5:28Speaker 1: I'm gonna light them all. You guys are scary with revenge.
- 5:32Speaker 1: You're the one who brought up the fire part. I'm
- 5:34Speaker 1: the one who's gonna finish. It was a joke, though,
- 5:36Speaker 1: it's totally a joke. Yeah, okay, wake up. Every morning
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