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Phone Tap: AirBnTree · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. As a parent,
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  Speaker 1: one of the most awesome gifts you can give your
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  Speaker 1: kid is a treehouse that you build for them in
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  Speaker 1: the backyard. Please don't let my kids be listening, because
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  Speaker 1: they're not getting nuts, they're getting a floorhouse. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: if you're a city running out of money, one of
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  Speaker 1: the best things that you can do is common deer
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  Speaker 1: that treehouse and rip it away from a child's hands
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  Speaker 1: to turn a massive profit. Okay, maybe I do want
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  Speaker 1: my kids listening, No surprise, that's what Brooke attempts to
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  Speaker 1: do in today's call. Oh boy, I swear anytime we
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  Speaker 1: pitch ideas about crushing a child's dreams, her hand is
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  Speaker 1: it's a good lesson to learn in life. Disappointment, Brook,
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  Speaker 1: we children's tears do taste the sweetest one. This time
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  Speaker 1: with your brand new phone. Tap right now. Hello, Hi.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Eileen Ulick. I work for the city's
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  Speaker 1: Planning and Development Department. I'm calling because I have a
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  Speaker 1: couple coming in from Minnesota this weekend. I'm I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I was just wondering for the key drop off. Do
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  Speaker 1: you want to meet them after breakfast or in lunch?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what would work best for you. I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry. I think you have the wrong number. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. This is Heather who lives at
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  Speaker 1: four seventies Road. Um, yeah, that's I mean, that's me.
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  Speaker 1: But I just I have no idea what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to coordinate the airbnb situation. Airbnb situation.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have an Airbnb. I just have a regular house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm talking about the tree house in
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  Speaker 1: your backyard, our treehouse that we built for our Wait
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  Speaker 1: did you wait? Did you receive an email from Gary
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  Speaker 1: and Planning? Oh gosh, you should have had it lest
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  Speaker 1: let me look through here. You should have seen it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't receive an email, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who carries I don't know what the hell is
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  Speaker 1: going on. You didn't get an email? Really, because really,
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  Speaker 1: I know there is no email here. I got Macy's method. Gary, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm short on time. It's just it's come
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  Speaker 1: to our attention that the large tree in your backyard
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  Speaker 1: hangs over an easement. An easement, yep, and that easement
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  Speaker 1: is owned by the city, so technically the city shares
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  Speaker 1: the treehouse with you. Wait, hold on, you're saying because
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  Speaker 1: I have a branch hanging over from my son's tree.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's not the branch. We don't care about
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  Speaker 1: the branch. It's part of the treehouse. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just the city's budget is way over this year.
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  Speaker 1: That's why our planning department came up with the idea
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  Speaker 1: to airbnb the treehouse in your area. Are you are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me? Your air being a treehouse, not just
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  Speaker 1: your not just yours. There's a there's no there's absolutely
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  Speaker 1: no way I want to you're superior. This is ridiculous. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: the city needed to find Gary. I'll speak to Gary. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're not listening to me. We're trying to find new
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  Speaker 1: innovative ways to bring money in for the city without
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  Speaker 1: raising taxes. No one wants to pay taxes, so this
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  Speaker 1: is where we are. That's a baggy sens. We've made
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  Speaker 1: it out of plank planks. Yeah, and my securing place
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  Speaker 1: every day. Okay, we're not saying he can't play in it.
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  Speaker 1: He has it Monday through Wednesday. He just can't use
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  Speaker 1: it on the weekends, and then there's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of like assaults. There. No, this is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to ask listen. I just have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you a couple more questions. I'm stressed out. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a hard day. Oh oh you're stressed out. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: That's really good. Thank you. So does the treehouse have
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  Speaker 1: any amenities inside? Oh, it's an affentity you. It's a
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  Speaker 1: treehouse built for a six year old by my husbas enough.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just reworking the description on Airbnb. So far, I
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  Speaker 1: have earthy, charm cozy studio with countryside views and complimentary
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  Speaker 1: kool aid. Are you kidding? No? No, there, there doesn't
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  Speaker 1: need to be I need description country. Is it cozy
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  Speaker 1: that you don't like? I mean I could say intimate.
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  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people like that. The space
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  Speaker 1: should not be rented out. We need to go back
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  Speaker 1: so many steps. Listen, you sound like you're not having
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  Speaker 1: a great day. I can relate someone took my printer
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  Speaker 1: paper earlier. That's not the same. Okay. One of our
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  Speaker 1: assistants did a drive by of your property and he
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  Speaker 1: noticed that there is a pirate flag on the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: So you're sending people over to my property. Now, this
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  Speaker 1: is the point. I just want to know if we
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  Speaker 1: can stretch the truth in the ad by saying portions
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  Speaker 1: of the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie were shot
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  Speaker 1: at that location. Are you kidding me? I just I
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  Speaker 1: The city could get an extra like thirty five dollars
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  Speaker 1: a night if we do that. Maybe you know I've
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  Speaker 1: already ordered a life size Johnny Depp cut out to
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  Speaker 1: welcome guests to the property, so you won't even watch.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about? This is crazy? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why you're acting like this is some huge inconvenience for you.
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  Speaker 1: My six year old son's treehouse. Yeah, technically it's our treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: Remember he's on our property. So take a deep breath.
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  Speaker 1: Calm down. I mean I need to take a deepath.
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  Speaker 1: You need to take a breath. Are you hitting me right? House?
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  Speaker 1: The only time you're gonna see, guess is when they
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  Speaker 1: have to come in and use the bathroom and shower
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  Speaker 1: and that's it. Oh no, absolutely not. This is not happening.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband, Eli says that he's thrilled about the idea
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  Speaker 1: because he's the one that contacted us to do a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. Yeah. This is the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm not with
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  Speaker 1: the city. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Oh I
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  Speaker 1: was so upset to start crying out, so angry. You're
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  Speaker 1: right over a treehouse. I'm so sorry. I get Eli
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  Speaker 1: did not warn us about that. He just said that
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  Speaker 1: you been a little stressed out and dealing with the
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  Speaker 1: city about some easement. Oh my god, I'm just picturing
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  Speaker 1: people tumbling down on the ladder from the tree house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your six year old side could be their bellboy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I guess it's about time for him to
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  Speaker 1: get a job. Huh. Week up every morning with food
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  Speaker 1: tab weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning.