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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ghost Poops · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap. And when you move into
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  Speaker 1: a new house, what's the worst news that your realtor
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  Speaker 1: could tell you with the very last second. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: There's like a mold problem, there's raccoons living in the attic,
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  Speaker 1: or like, oh, by the way, fifteen people were murdered
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  Speaker 1: here a couple decades ago, and the killer just escaped
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  Speaker 1: the insane asylum. But I think you're going to be fine, Yang,
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  Speaker 1: I was worried about mole. That Mike freak you out
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. But how would you react if a
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  Speaker 1: realtor told you there was a supernatural force haunting your property?
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  Speaker 1: He no, And they're not like any other ghosts that
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  Speaker 1: you've probably seen on TV or in the movies. This
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  Speaker 1: particular spirit has a very peculiar way that it likes
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  Speaker 1: to get it back at the current owner. Oh Man
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  Speaker 1: and that's what Brook tells a guy. You'll find out
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  Speaker 1: all about his new ghost roomy in your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tapp right now. I'm moving nine two five. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Sandy Dunmore from real estate. I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: speak with Tom. Hi, Sandy, what can I do for you?
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  Speaker 1: I know you normally work with Margaret. I'm her assistant,
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  Speaker 1: and she asked me to reach out to you. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: nice to MITCHA. Nice to meet you too. Big week
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  Speaker 1: for you. Congratulations on the new home you just purchase.
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  Speaker 1: I saw pictures. It is lovely. Thank you. We're very
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  Speaker 1: excited and Margaret did a great job. You can tell
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  Speaker 1: you that. Oh that's great to hear. I definitely will. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're actually packing up boxes as we speak, so really
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  Speaker 1: excited to move. Hopefully you haven't packed too much yet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's why I called. We've discovered some we'll say,
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  Speaker 1: new information on your property, and I mean it's nothing
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  Speaker 1: too terrible. I don't want you to be too alarmed.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? This is definitely a first for us.
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  Speaker 1: It's come to our attention that the house you bought
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  Speaker 1: might be a tiny bit haunted. Haunted? What is happening. Well,
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  Speaker 1: haunted probably isn't even the right word to use here.
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  Speaker 1: From what the previous owners told me and Margaret, it's
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  Speaker 1: not what you would typically expect from a ghost a ghost.
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  Speaker 1: So there's an actual ghost in the house. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't think of it that way, just you know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: think of him as a weird roommate. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: nobody informed you before that there was a live ghost
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  Speaker 1: in the house. Well, you didn't choose to have that
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  Speaker 1: inspection done, you know, of course, you opted for the
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  Speaker 1: sewer and the normal home check. But I'm sure you
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  Speaker 1: saw right under there was the paranormal inspection. Yet you
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  Speaker 1: didn't sign. No. I didn't see any paranormal inspection on
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  Speaker 1: the form. If I did, I would a point it out.
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  Speaker 1: That's insane. I'm supposed to move in next week. I
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  Speaker 1: can't move in with my wife and kidd into a
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  Speaker 1: hogged out time. This is not as serious as you think.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't do anything scary. So I'm supposed to move
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  Speaker 1: in with a friendly ghost in a house that was
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  Speaker 1: not disclosed to me before I purchased the house. Okay, again,
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  Speaker 1: we like to call him your weird roommate, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: you'll barely notice it he's even there. Just try not
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  Speaker 1: to step in any of his ghost poops. Ghost poop, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: aside from the ghost poops, totally harmless poop. What does
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  Speaker 1: that even mean? What am I looking for? It's the
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  Speaker 1: first we've heard of it too, But they said that
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  Speaker 1: he just apparently wanders the halls, goes number two on
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  Speaker 1: the floor. Oh my god. These things is supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be told ahead of time. This is why you have disclosures,
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  Speaker 1: This is why you have inspection. It's also got excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: it's also why we have the paranormal inspection. That again,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't choose, I mean, with him. Don't you have
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  Speaker 1: some sympathy for this ghost. It's obvious the poor little
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  Speaker 1: guy wasn't house trained before he moved into the after life.
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  Speaker 1: I have no sympathy for you or the ghost. I want,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, we need to talk about whether or
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  Speaker 1: not we actually purchase this house because oh no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, Please just remember this house is gorgeous, high
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  Speaker 1: ceiling's original hardwood floor, and you know that will actually
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  Speaker 1: make it easier to clean up the little messes. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: a faint smell, but nothing some potpourri can't solve then
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  Speaker 1: entirely inappropriate. You should not be the one calling me
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  Speaker 1: telling me that there's a ghost in my future house.
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  Speaker 1: I actually think that we're doing you a solid right now.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we could just let you move in totally uninformed,
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  Speaker 1: and then what happens then barefoot in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the night, you're stepping on a twosi. No, I've had
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  Speaker 1: enough talking about this, and I demand that you put
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  Speaker 1: Margaret on the phone right now. Have her call me.
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  Speaker 1: She's not going to say anything different than I would
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Tom, get Margaret on the phone right now,
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  Speaker 1: because I am pulling out of this purchase. There is
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  Speaker 1: no way that I am moving into a haunted house
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  Speaker 1: with ghost coops all over the beautiful hardwood floors. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to remind you, Tom that that's going to
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  Speaker 1: cost you a round fifteen thousand dollars in your earnest man,
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  Speaker 1: teen thousand dollars. How much does an extracism cost? Oh? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: so you're laughing at me now? Now you're laughing at
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  Speaker 1: me in my haunted house. My god, I'm laughing because
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  Speaker 1: you actually thought you were going to buy a haunted
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  Speaker 1: house with a pooping ghost inside. I'm telling you what,
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  Speaker 1: it's all a joke. My name was Brooke from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Man, Oh my god, it's
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  Speaker 1: so stupid. Oh my god, you're kidding me. This is
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  Speaker 1: the dumbest thing I've ever told anyone. It's a total break. Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife set you up because I heard you were
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  Speaker 1: worried about the deposit on your first house. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: it's not haunted. I can't promise you that there could
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  Speaker 1: be a ghost pooping all over the place right now.
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  Speaker 1: No promises. Man. Well, I'm gonna sign up for that
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