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Phone Tap: Practice the Surprise · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a guy who's attending
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  Speaker 1: a surprise party for a good friend of his and
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  Speaker 1: about thirty people are going to be there, and he
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  Speaker 1: has an essential role that he doesn't even realize yet.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, that's why I call him as the party
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  Speaker 1: planner to tell him, Look, if you can't fulfill your duty,
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  Speaker 1: then I can't let you into this party. And his
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  Speaker 1: duty only involves one word. So how hard could it be?
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  Speaker 1: Well it turns out pretty hard. You're gonna hear in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. As on the twenties, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hi Martin.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's him.
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  Speaker 1: Who Hey Martin, I'm calling from the party planning And
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  Speaker 1: funny my name is also Martin. Isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's a coincidence.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Martin, Meet Martin. Hi Martin, this is Martin.
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  Speaker 2: Good times. All right, what can I help? What can
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  Speaker 2: I help you with? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, sorry, So our company was hired to produce
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  Speaker 1: Sophie's surprise birthday party this weekend and you are clearly
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  Speaker 1: on the guest list. So I'm calling everyone just to
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  Speaker 1: make sure that this party goes perfectly.
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  Speaker 2: Are okay? So what can I do to help the party.
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  Speaker 1: Well, as you know, time wise, you're supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: there between six forty and six forty five. You cannot
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  Speaker 1: show up a minute earlier or a minute later, and
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  Speaker 1: we'll have security at the door just in case.
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  Speaker 2: And this is more involved than I ever heard of,
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  Speaker 2: like a little house party.
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  Speaker 1: But well, like I said, our party planning company demands perfection.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I need to hear your surprise voice.
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  Speaker 1: So let me hear it.
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  Speaker 2: What what does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: You know when she comes in the door and she
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  Speaker 1: opens it and everyone yells surprise, I need to hear
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  Speaker 1: yours so we're good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's definitely weird that you want me to
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  Speaker 2: act to practice.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's just give it a try, Okay, no pressure,
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  Speaker 1: Just give me your best shot in three two one.
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  Speaker 2: Surprise.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that we're practicing right now? Because that
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  Speaker 1: just sounded like you were saying it to some guy
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  Speaker 1: who was delivering your food order.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm saying it to some guy who called
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  Speaker 2: me on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I need you to pretend that you're saying it
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  Speaker 1: to Sophie like you want to make her happy and
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  Speaker 1: truly surprised at her big event.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but this is kind of ridiculous that I
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  Speaker 2: have to do this.
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  Speaker 1: Feel how you want, Martin, but it's my job to
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  Speaker 1: be completely thorough and make this perfect. So if you
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  Speaker 1: could please just give me your.
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  Speaker 2: Best surprise surprise is that guy.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to count you down, all right, so
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  Speaker 1: you kind of ruined it. You know, you have to
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  Speaker 1: wait for the right time if you get shout surprised
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  Speaker 1: before she comes in the door.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I'm just saying it because you said so, We're.
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  Speaker 1: Going to try this one more time. You're sitting behind
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  Speaker 1: the couch. So if he walksin in three two.
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  Speaker 2: One surprise, huh what? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, look Martin, I don't want to be rude here.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta be kidding me with this. Nobody is gonna
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  Speaker 2: care how I sound. There's like thirty people. It's all
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  Speaker 2: gonna be blended in, Martin.
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  Speaker 1: That's where you're wrong. A perfect surprise is like a choir.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, all the voices coming together, and Sophie's
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear twenty nine perfect voices and then you're half.
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  Speaker 2: Hearted, superse You gotta be joking.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like ere from Winnie the Pooh took a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of ambient after being put under Antho Dentist for
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  Speaker 1: two d you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I'm done. I'm done with your insults. I'm
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  Speaker 2: done listening into all this stupid you're saying to me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, normally I don't do favors, but in your case, I.
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  Speaker 2: Feel bad do me any favors. All you're doing is
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  Speaker 2: wasting my time.
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  Speaker 1: No, I just want you to hear how I say it,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't want to hear any more from you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm about to hang up.
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  Speaker 1: Look, it's supposed to go three too. One surprise. You're
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  Speaker 1: on the radio for a prank phone call. Well, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I need to put in those extra words for context,
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  Speaker 1: or you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Actually, the real surprise is on you because your friend
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  Speaker 1: Cameron told us that you guys are both head to
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  Speaker 1: do a birthday party over the weekend, so he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to have some fun with you. My name is jeff
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  Speaker 1: from brook and Jeffrey in the morning. This whole thing's
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: I was about to kill you, man, you really kissed
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  Speaker 2: me off. I was like, if this guy is at
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  Speaker 2: the party, it just might be a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Now that murder. That's a great surprise. You should actually
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  Speaker 1: go with that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Stamp surprise Happy Birthday, Sophie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, people would be shocked. The week up every morning
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  Speaker 2: was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning