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Phone Tap: Rhinoplasty In Peace · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: And normally we don't get juicy opportunities like this.
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  Speaker 1: I love juicy, we just don't.
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  Speaker 2: But when we got an email from a woman saying
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  Speaker 2: her sister works as a makeup artist and things have
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  Speaker 2: been a little slow lately, so she took a tempt
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  Speaker 2: job over at a funeral home, we knew we could
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  Speaker 2: not resist. Apparently she's never done makeup for the deceased
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  Speaker 2: or even been in a funeral home before, so her
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  Speaker 2: new employer is about to enlighten her on what her
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  Speaker 2: new responsibilities are going to be once she starts.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. I work in Jeffrey's
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  Speaker 1: phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Tiffany, Yeah, she's calling.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, this is Harry. Harry Bigsby from jin Son's Funeral Home.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hi, I heard you're going to be doing some
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  Speaker 2: work for us here.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah. I did talk to my recruiter about
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  Speaker 3: maybe working in funeral homes.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, exactly, you know, just doing makeup in
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  Speaker 2: general aesthetic stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So when can you start? Because we are backed up.
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  Speaker 3: I guess next Monday would be the earliest I could.
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  Speaker 2: Do perfect and uh, just curious. Have you ever blushed
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  Speaker 2: a body before? Excuse me, blushed a body? Funeral touch up?
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  Speaker 2: Couldaver or come to life makeover? Choosing normal insider terms.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm not familiar with those terms. I've actually
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  Speaker 3: only done makeup on real people before.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's fine. It's really not that hard, and
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  Speaker 2: they move around a lot less.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so that.
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  Speaker 2: Makes your job easier, right, Okay, that was a joke,
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  Speaker 2: the funeral joke for you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, they're not moving because because they're dead.
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  Speaker 3: Right right, yeah, so I can be ready Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: And we've also started a new thing here just a
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  Speaker 2: couple of months ago, where the deceased are now receiving rhinoplasty.
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  Speaker 1: What you know those jobs.
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  Speaker 3: Ren A Plusty, Yeah, I know, yeah, I know what
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  Speaker 3: that is. Oh good, okay, okay, but you're saying dead
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  Speaker 3: people are getting them exactly why?
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  Speaker 2: Lots of reasons, mostly for the viewing ceremony. A lot
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  Speaker 2: of gen zers now they want to take selfies and
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  Speaker 2: they want pop Pop to look good for them.
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  Speaker 1: So that's where you come in.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think that's where I come in. I
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  Speaker 3: just do the makeup part.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you're in charge.
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  Speaker 2: Of the makeup, but you'll also be in charge of
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  Speaker 2: that part as well.
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  Speaker 3: That wasn't on the list of requirements that I talked
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  Speaker 3: to my recruiter about.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, it's probably because it's the new thing that
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  Speaker 2: we're doing, so it wasn't on the job listening, okay,
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  Speaker 2: but you'll be great.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a medical license. I'm not a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot do you don't need you don't need a
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  Speaker 2: medical license or anything. I mean, they're they're deceased, so
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  Speaker 2: it's not a life or death situation.
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  Speaker 3: It's still a noose job on a human being. I've
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  Speaker 3: never done that.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, we could do that.
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  Speaker 2: We have a YouTube video, so if you just bring
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  Speaker 2: your phone into work with you, get that QR code and.
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  Speaker 1: Just follow along.
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  Speaker 2: It's literally like putting together an Ikea bench.
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  Speaker 3: No simple, I'm sorry, No, you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even need a little Alan wrench to pull it off.
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  Speaker 3: Why would anybody do this?
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  Speaker 2: Why would anybody do anything nowadays? Have you looked at
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  Speaker 2: the state of the world.
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  Speaker 3: But it's crazy, Okay, having a loved one, a dead
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  Speaker 3: loved one getting a nose job. I mean that just
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  Speaker 3: doesn't sound right.
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  Speaker 2: It may not sound right, but it is profitable. So
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  Speaker 2: you and I are going to make a lot of
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  Speaker 2: money on this.
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  Speaker 3: Listen. I don't know if I can do this.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what I do need money?
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  Speaker 3: I do need money.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you want to make some serioious money.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a body coming in tomorrow night that requested
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  Speaker 2: a boob job. You can help him go from a
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  Speaker 2: medium B to a full D.
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  Speaker 1: That's really happening. Hey, listen.
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  Speaker 2: If that's too much for you, I get it. It's
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  Speaker 2: your first week. You can just stick to lip fillers.
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  Speaker 2: What I can even show you our photo gallery called
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  Speaker 2: the Dead Do Duck Face.
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  Speaker 3: This is just not at all what I was expecting.
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  Speaker 1: Huh.
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  Speaker 2: That's interesting because your sister Josie said you were fully
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  Speaker 2: up for doing something like this right after we pranked
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  Speaker 2: you on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, was like freaking my mind. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously my name is jeff I've never work at the
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  Speaker 2: funeral home. We're on a radio store right now called
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and Josie set you
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  Speaker 2: up for a phone tapp.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, that was so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just curious, like, what was the worst part. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it all sounds pretty good to me.
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  Speaker 3: M, don't move much.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'll see you at the Morgue early
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  Speaker 2: Monday morning.
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  Speaker 1: No, you won't bring your Alan wrench. Let's do this
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  Speaker 1: in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties