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Phone Tap: Hans The Psychic · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call today. We call a woman
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  Speaker 1: who every year hosts a Halloween party with all her friends,
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  Speaker 1: and the big attraction is a certain psychic that she
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  Speaker 1: hires from an entertainment company. Oh think those are always
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  Speaker 1: so clutch at a Halloween party. Oh wow. However, we're
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  Speaker 1: about to tell her that her favorite psychic is sadly
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  Speaker 1: not available this year, but instead, a world renowned German
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  Speaker 1: mentalist named Hans Ponce is gonna be filling in. You'll
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  Speaker 1: hear it in today's phone tap right now, as on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, gooden, dog am I speaking busily on um? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Highly yan. You have hired a psychic reader for this Saturday? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah from the Halloween party? Yes, hild yeah I did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry we haven't spoken before. What's your name? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: It is I own psychic reader, Hans Pounce. Oh um,
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  Speaker 1: you have heard of a Hans Pounce before? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: or yeah, I know I have not you are pulling
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  Speaker 1: my Vina Schnitzel. You're doing You're doing the joking I
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  Speaker 1: like you. Um, yeah, no, I'm not killing I'm I
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  Speaker 1: actually booked Psychic Sherry. Um. She's a repeat. I used
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  Speaker 1: her every year. She's a name. Damn. Psychic Sherry has
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  Speaker 1: in the al of um. She has all of um.
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  Speaker 1: She has a car van. What an all of um?
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  Speaker 1: She's an oven? No, I am sorry, I'm meaning ear m,
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  Speaker 1: the verms of the ears. She has verms inside of
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  Speaker 1: the yahouling earworm. Yeah, it's extremely contagious, disgusting by the
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  Speaker 1: way they are gross. Yeah, yeah, but maybe she'll get
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  Speaker 1: better by Saturday. Anyway, what would you like Hans Pounce
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  Speaker 1: to doing for your party? I can be reading palms
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  Speaker 1: or maybe the cards of the tarOf no I mean,
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  Speaker 1: or perhaps be doing a seance. Right, maybe a seance
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  Speaker 1: for a famous celebrity. Oh okay, though, I having the
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  Speaker 1: just the perfect celebrity to blow the struthing horse and
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  Speaker 1: right off yahin turn, sorry to Sware, I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: you were what who? Okay, we'll be speaking this zen
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  Speaker 1: Ludwig von Leinenbergen. You've heard of Elvis. Correct, I have
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  Speaker 1: heard of Elvis Presley, but I have not heard of here.
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  Speaker 1: Ludwig is a million times big us in Elvis von Presley.
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  Speaker 1: In Gentleman. She was footballing for the team Strauss Housing
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, big time football, playing Let's go strass house.
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  Speaker 1: Clop clop, clap. Listen. This is making me a little
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  Speaker 1: nervous because my party is in a couple of days
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know you, and I don't know Sig
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  Speaker 1: the soccer player or whoever you're talking about. And I see, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: maybe Ludwig is a little too German for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe looking for something more popular in botha Germany and
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  Speaker 1: in the America's Yeah, more popular in everywhere. I mean
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  Speaker 1: really honestly, I see, let me robbing my crystal clue again,
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  Speaker 1: let me see, Oh my god, oh yeah, what thing?
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  Speaker 1: Do I see? A vision of mister nonass in Matthew
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  Speaker 1: mcconnaugh high. You're knowing Matthew mcconnaugh high. Matthew mcconnaugh Hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that m he's not dead. Well. Sometimes the afterlife it's
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  Speaker 1: not so different than the after party. But I'm shining,
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  Speaker 1: and I met some of his films do make me
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  Speaker 1: want to kill myself. But listen, honestly, I Hans correction
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  Speaker 1: sorry ostarisk is Hans Pawns Okay copyright Trademark Okay, registered
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four. Oh god, okay, Um, honestly, Hans Pawns.
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  Speaker 1: I just think I need to speak to Eli at
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  Speaker 1: your company because this doesn't seem like it will be
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  Speaker 1: a very good match. No disrespect, and I with you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I haven't even told you that this is Alban
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  Speaker 1: strichandven I say this with respect. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: a harsh and prank phone calling that's what they say
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  Speaker 1: is the Americas. He's called it a joke. Yeah, are
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  Speaker 1: you skidding me? Yes? Because my mother was actually Jose
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
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  Speaker 1: and very doing when phone topping on you congratulations. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, your best friend Shelley set you up. She
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  Speaker 1: says you've been talking of psychic sherry for like a month,
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  Speaker 1: so she knows it would have crushed you. She really canceled,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, her, I'm gonna kill her. And then
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  Speaker 1: also to have a glass of wine right now because
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  Speaker 1: I was freaking out. I didn't want to be rude
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  Speaker 1: Ton's pun. Oh, if you're going to kill her, maybe
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