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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Deleted Everything · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: time for your brand new phone tappings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Glenn? Yes, it is was calling. Please. My
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  Speaker 1: name's Lucas. You don't really know me, but I kind
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  Speaker 1: of work for you. Okay, how can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: I just started working at your company. Lisa hired me,
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  Speaker 1: and she told me I had to call you right away.
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  Speaker 1: Lisa told you to call me. Why. What's going on? Well,
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  Speaker 1: before I get into it, I just want to let
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  Speaker 1: you know I really love working for your company. And
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  Speaker 1: even though this is an emergency emergency, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Let me finish. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to say I am honored to be on the
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  Speaker 1: phone with you. You and it's been a pleasure to
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  Speaker 1: be your employee. Cut to the chase. Cut to the chase.
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  Speaker 1: What are you calling me? Why is there an emergency?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not very good with computers, and I was
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  Speaker 1: logging onto my work computer for the first time, and
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  Speaker 1: for some reason, I was bored, and I, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the junk mail keeps popping up, you know, junk mail,
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  Speaker 1: and the please what happened? Sorry? Okay, okay, so I'll
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  Speaker 1: speed it up. So anyway, I clicked on an email
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  Speaker 1: about some like Nigerian prince who was giving out a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of money because I heard listen, I know those
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  Speaker 1: are fake, but I heard one out of twenty of
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  Speaker 1: them are real. There's a lot of money in Nigeria.
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  Speaker 1: There there's no money in Nigeria. What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: What happened? I'm just telling you you're probably not gonna
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  Speaker 1: like this, but I don't like that. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what happened. I've been talking you already for five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Could you please tell me what's going on? Okay? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I took a chance and I clicked on the one
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  Speaker 1: email and a bunch of windows popped up, and some
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  Speaker 1: noise I never heard of came out of nowhere and
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  Speaker 1: something said it was installed. Are you next? The IT
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  Speaker 1: guy says, I got a trojan horse virus. You downloaded
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  Speaker 1: a virus into our software. I didn't download it. The
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  Speaker 1: Nigerian Prince downloaded it and that's why it's on your computer.
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  Speaker 1: They send the email. There's no Nigerian prince this could
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  Speaker 1: be coming from. You don't know where this is coming technically,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know that. He could be a techie prince.
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  Speaker 1: But the point is is I kind of goofed up.
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  Speaker 1: It was a little bit of a whoopsie daisy, and
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  Speaker 1: apparently everything on the servers got deleted? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: You know how much this is gonna cost me to
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  Speaker 1: get that back? It's not gonna cost you anything, sir,
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  Speaker 1: because they said it's completely unrecoverable. God, you idiot. How
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  Speaker 1: weird is it that this happens. I mean, this is
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  Speaker 1: my first job ever using a computer. Why the hell
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  Speaker 1: would she hires somebody with no experience? I know Lisa
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't hiring idiot. I would have had experience, But I
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  Speaker 1: was in jail for a few years, so what I
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  Speaker 1: didn't tell her that though, So don't worry. She didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Where's Lisa White? Now? I don't want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: you anymore on the phone. Yeah, no, she laughed. She
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  Speaker 1: was really upset and she was yelling like she fire me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: damn straight, you know she's not gonna fire You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: fire you. I me, the owners should fire you. Technically,
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  Speaker 1: you can't fire me. Lisa is my manager. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: owner of your damn company, idiot, I could fire wherever
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  Speaker 1: I want. Oh my god, you're right, well damn, I'm right.
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  Speaker 1: Can I at least make this up to you before
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  Speaker 1: you fire me, sir, so I can get at least
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  Speaker 1: on good terms or fix this. How are you possibly
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  Speaker 1: going to make this up to me? So? I had
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  Speaker 1: told me that we lost everything, and apparently you've had
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  Speaker 1: like twenty something year's worth of data on here, at
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  Speaker 1: least twenty years, and that's all gone forever, That's what
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  Speaker 1: they said. How can you click up something that was
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  Speaker 1: in the past, sir? Run the present now and we're
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  Speaker 1: looking towards what the future exactly? The only future you
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  Speaker 1: have is you're getting hit by the door on your
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  Speaker 1: way out unless I fix it. If I fix everything
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  Speaker 1: right now, just hear me out, I doubt it. If
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  Speaker 1: you could just tell me all of the data you
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  Speaker 1: remember in the last twenty something years, I can type
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  Speaker 1: it in right now, my listener. As long as you're
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  Speaker 1: willing to pay me for overtime, I think I can
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  Speaker 1: do it overtime if that's okay with you. Who are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually not an asshole. I am an idiot, though.
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  Speaker 1: But this is Jose from fricka Jeffrey in the morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. This is not real.
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  Speaker 1: This is a prank phone call. Your manager Lisa actually
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  Speaker 1: set you a god. Oh she mentioned to us you
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  Speaker 1: were like backing up data for the first time at
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  Speaker 1: your company. We were talking about this a few months ago.
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  Speaker 1: She said, you guys should probably back up your data
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  Speaker 1: just in case. Listen to her. But if seriously, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to start at the a's, I can start
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  Speaker 1: putting this data right back in. Oh no, okay, Let's
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  Speaker 1: go to be then wake up every morning with foot
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy on removing ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five