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Phone Tap: Murder Mattress · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And isn't it nice
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  Speaker 1: when you can find a good deal on a quality mattress?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so expensive now, which is why one guy's
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  Speaker 1: been bragging about the huge discount he got on his
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  Speaker 1: new bed and he's about to find out why he
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  Speaker 1: was able to get it so frickin' cheap. Probably should
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  Speaker 1: have read that fine print in your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now. Hello, Hi, am I speaking with Anthony A.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, who is this?
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling from the mattress to My Name's Bonnie Bungle.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hi Bunny.
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  Speaker 2: So we recently delivered a mattress to you about ten
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  Speaker 2: days ago. That's a sounds about right fantastic. So I
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  Speaker 2: just wanted to let you know that the police will
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  Speaker 2: be stopping by your place to check it out tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: morning around ten. Okay, thanks, Wait.
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  Speaker 3: Wait wait, have a great day. Wait wait wait wait,
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  Speaker 3: wait wait wait wait did you just say the police?
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  Speaker 2: That's correct?
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  Speaker 3: Why are the police coming to check my mattress?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure I understand your question.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean you don't understand?
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  Speaker 4: You just said the police want to stop by and
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  Speaker 4: check out our mattress. Yeah, so why do the police want.
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  Speaker 3: To come to my house.
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  Speaker 2: Why, Well, when you purchase it, you signed the agreement.
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  Speaker 2: There's no returns on a discounted mattress.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what does that have to do with why they're coming?
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  Speaker 2: Did you not read the fine print at the bottom?
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  Speaker 3: Who reads the fine print? What does that have to
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  Speaker 3: do with the police.
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  Speaker 2: Well, kind of everything, because it says there's a ten
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  Speaker 2: percent chance your mattress could have been reclaimed from a
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  Speaker 2: crime scene.
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  Speaker 3: A crime scene.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, So if you could just make sure that
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  Speaker 2: someone's home tomorrow at ten am to let the deputies in.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, sick? Yeah, what the hell is this?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just would really hate it if they had
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  Speaker 2: to break your door down.
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  Speaker 3: They're not going to break my door down.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you're not there, they tend to do that.
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  Speaker 3: That's not the point.
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  Speaker 4: You're saying that the mattress my wife and I are
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  Speaker 4: sleeping on is from a crime scene. No one brought
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  Speaker 4: that up to me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, you signed the paper that specifically said that
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  Speaker 2: was a possibility.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know that, and I don't even know what
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  Speaker 4: they're gonna do here.
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  Speaker 2: Well I don't either, I mean, I just work at
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  Speaker 2: the mattress company. But in the past they just kind
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  Speaker 2: of inspect it, run some tests, look for DNA blood splatter.
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  Speaker 3: That, Oh my god, DNA blood splatter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, are you unhappy? Is this not going to
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  Speaker 2: be much of an inconvenience? They won't be there for
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  Speaker 2: more than four hours.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not concerned about the time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm concerned that I got a murder mattress.
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  Speaker 2: Hold, go on with that murder word. Ooh see, at
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  Speaker 2: this point, the suspect is in custody, but he hasn't
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  Speaker 2: been prosecuted yet, so you need to use the term
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  Speaker 2: alleged murder. Okay, was the match just wrapped around a body? Possibly?
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  Speaker 4: This is bullsh Your company is selling mattresses that were
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  Speaker 4: involved in crime scenes, and I'd like you to.
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  Speaker 2: Know that when it comes to our crime scene mattresses,
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  Speaker 2: at least fifty percent of them get sanitized.
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  Speaker 3: How is that helpful? How's that a selling point?
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  Speaker 4: You shouldn't be using that to sell mattresses to people.
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  Speaker 2: I did misspeak. Yours hasn't been cleaned because that's part
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  Speaker 2: of an active investigation. But the police are finished. We
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  Speaker 2: will offer that free of charge plus tax.
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  Speaker 4: No, I am freaking out here. You don't understand, my
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  Speaker 4: wife is going to be so pissed that this is happening.
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  Speaker 2: Your wife, Chelsea, No, she's gonna love this. Really Why. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm not really from mattress. So I'm from the
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  Speaker 2: radio station and this is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Are you freaking kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: The whole thing's a joke. This is Brooke from the
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  Speaker 2: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, we're
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  Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you and your wife. Chelsea
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  Speaker 2: sent you up No Way to emailed us and told
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  Speaker 2: us all about how proud you are that you got
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  Speaker 2: a discounted mattress and gave us the go ahead to
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  Speaker 2: mess with you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I thought I had a murder mattress.
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  Speaker 2: Be careful. That's alleged murder mattress.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, alleged murder mattress.
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  Speaker 2: Sure people are innocent until proven guilty in this country,
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  Speaker 2: especially when they use mattresses to carry bodies.
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  Speaker 3: You are having way too much fun with you.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I probably would have bought one, even knowing that.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently I did.
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  Speaker 2: Weeke up every morning was foone tap weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties. Frouking Jeffrey in the morning