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Phone Tap: Car CSI Guy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: uyowa dot com or call eight hundred duy away. If
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  Speaker 1: you've ever shopped for a used car before, you've probably
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  Speaker 1: run into different types of salespeople. There's the high intensity
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  Speaker 1: buy right now guy. Yeah, we'll never have a sale
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  Speaker 1: like this ever again. It ends in thirty seconds. You
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  Speaker 1: better signed now. Stop giving me anxiety totally, or you
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  Speaker 1: might meet the numbers guy. It's all right, crunched all
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  Speaker 1: the digits on your APR. It turns out the money
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  Speaker 1: factors point zero zero zero two percent less than the
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  Speaker 1: guys across the street south. You win. Yeah. Well, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna introduce you to a new type of car salesman
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  Speaker 1: who doesn't leave any stone unturned. He vows to find
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  Speaker 1: the vehicular truth, even if it means blowing the sale altogether. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: He goes by the name car CSI guy. Yeah, catchy,
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  Speaker 1: catchy and intense. You're gonna hear him in your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap right now twenty Hello, Hey is this Elliott? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hey Elliott, says Brad Beckins, calling from the Auto center.
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  Speaker 1: How's it going today? Oh? Good? How are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Doing well? Um? I think you met with Nick the
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  Speaker 1: other day when you were here. You're checking out some
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  Speaker 1: of our Corollas. Yeah, we looked at a few Corollas
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  Speaker 1: but it was either like the wrong color or I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like the interior. Just we just couldn't find a match.
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  Speaker 1: I get it, you know, you have it in your
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  Speaker 1: head what you want. I'm here to help you. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we just got a few in this morning, and
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  Speaker 1: Nick wanted me to give you a call because you
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  Speaker 1: thought you might be interested. Let me say, yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: do you got? So? One of them is a twenty
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  Speaker 1: eighteen Corolla. It's black, cream leather interior. Sounds good so far.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I just gotta say I think the body
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  Speaker 1: looks great, which is weird because I did a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of digging and turns out the previous owner run
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  Speaker 1: over three to four deers with that car. What yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I called him up and he says, on a hot day,
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  Speaker 1: you can still smell the venison cooking on the front grill.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's disgusted. Are you serious? I'm serious,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think most salesman would have told
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  Speaker 1: you that. But I like to hunt around for clues,
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  Speaker 1: find the hidden truth lurking under the hood. Well I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that, so let yeah, let's go ahead and skip
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  Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, okay, you're not interested in the deer wrecker? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: definitely not understandable. Man. I mean I got another one.
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  Speaker 1: It's a twenty nineteen dark blue in color, no deer
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  Speaker 1: accidents and low miles. Okay, that's cool. I love blue. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I also did some digging on this one though, and
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  Speaker 1: turns out the transmission was ripped off the body of
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  Speaker 1: the car when it sped over some train tracks. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the previous owner tried to race a train, or at
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  Speaker 1: least that's what his family told me. God rest his
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  Speaker 1: soul Lord. And according to the widow, she said, don't
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  Speaker 1: be surprised if you getting a fender bender. And instead
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  Speaker 1: of an airbag, an old empty McDonald's burger bag pops out.
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  Speaker 1: That can't be real. It is, it is real. Called
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  Speaker 1: the whole family gave my condolences, and they told me
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  Speaker 1: all about the car. Well, that's pretty crazy that you
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  Speaker 1: have two cars that sound pretty good but have been
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  Speaker 1: in really weird accidents. I mean, look, man, as a
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  Speaker 1: salesman for the company, I take a lot of pride
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  Speaker 1: in the cars that we sell. Here. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: go the extra mile for you, all right, because I
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  Speaker 1: consider myself a real life car CSI. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, car CSI. What do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 1: You know, auto crime scene investigator? Like, I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to sell you a lemon unless you know about it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well I appreciate that. So do you want me to
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  Speaker 1: check out the scene, you know, corroborate the story, find
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  Speaker 1: some witnesses, maybe some train track footage, or do you
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  Speaker 1: want to pass? Oh yeah, that's gonna be a hard
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  Speaker 1: pass on both of those cars. Rants that one off.
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  Speaker 1: You have a normal car that wasn't any freakish accidental Okay,
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  Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, I do. Okay, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: glad you asked. So it's another Corolla. This one's silver,
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  Speaker 1: dark leather seats twenty nineteen. So far, so good, So far,
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  Speaker 1: so good. But what's the catch. I'm assuming like someone
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  Speaker 1: drove it into the Grand Canyon or something. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: nothing like that. I spoke with the previous owner on
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  Speaker 1: this one and even called his neighbor about it, talk
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  Speaker 1: to him to make sure the guy's story checked out.
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  Speaker 1: And it's good. No accidents. Wow, awesome. So if you
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  Speaker 1: want to come down and see it and you like it,
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  Speaker 1: I can write up the paperwork for you. FYI, all
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  Speaker 1: the blood stains did come out. If you do find one, though,
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  Speaker 1: you can bring it right back. We'll take care of
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  Speaker 1: it for you. Wait, what what do you talk bloodstains from? What? Well? Another, dear,
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  Speaker 1: what's not really sure? I think it might be human
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  Speaker 1: or humans plural? Are you kidding me? But look, we
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  Speaker 1: submitted the DNA that we found so far, no matches.
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  Speaker 1: Great car though, Listen, you know, I know you're just
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  Speaker 1: trying to do your job and research and everything, but
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  Speaker 1: you got to know that no one's gonna want these cars. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: People have been murdering him running the deers. Well, this
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  Speaker 1: is a ridiculous murder. Can't be proven, at least not yet.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird that you even know that. I mean, you're
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  Speaker 1: just used car salesman, You're not. No, No, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: real life car CSI sir. Okay, I don't even think
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  Speaker 1: that's a thing. Bro So, you know what, You're right,
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  Speaker 1: it's not What do you mean. I know you think
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  Speaker 1: I'm a car scene investigator with a magnifying glass, but
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  Speaker 1: really I'm just a radio host with a magnifying glass
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  Speaker 1: looking at something that's not very impressive. Right now? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, are you? Are you kidding me right now? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. Man. My name is jeff from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. This is
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap. Oh my gosh, dude, are you kidding
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  Speaker 1: me right now? Your your friend Jones set you up
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  Speaker 1: for this? Oh my god. Hey, I can't He said
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  Speaker 1: that you've been going out to the car lots trying
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  Speaker 1: to find something you like and you haven't come across
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  Speaker 1: anything yet. I can't believe I felt for that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get him back so bad. Oh. You want to
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  Speaker 1: murder him in his car, don't you? Yeah? Can we
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  Speaker 1: do that? Yeah? We him over? Did you just admit
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  Speaker 1: a crime to CARCSI Rookie move man wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning