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Phone Tap PODCAST: Eastside Creamy Boyz · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: us to do a prank phone call, they'll send us
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  Speaker 1: an email and give us a lot to work with. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, but they'll give us the name of all
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  Speaker 1: the people's ex'es, a list of their biggest fears, all
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  Speaker 1: their prior arrests, and sometimes those arrest sheets very long,
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  Speaker 1: very great. Yeah. But then there's other times when they'll
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  Speaker 1: give us very little information, like today, yea, when our
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  Speaker 1: own Jose Bolanos was challenged by a girl's boyfriend who
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  Speaker 1: only gave him this piece of info his girlfriend doesn't
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  Speaker 1: like vanilla ice cream. Wow, what a stunning statement that is.
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  Speaker 1: What is this to do with that? Yeah, that's all
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  Speaker 1: Jose had to work quick. Boyfriends give me the worst
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  Speaker 1: sometimes pay attention to her other dislikes and likes. So
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  Speaker 1: we'll see how Jose did with your brand new phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. Hello, Hi, my name is Jared, I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling on behalf of the National ice Cream Advisory Board.
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  Speaker 1: How are you today? Um, I'm okay, excellent. The reason
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling is I was wondering if you could take
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  Speaker 1: a quick second to do a survey about ice cream. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really busy, So if you can make it really quick? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, it's really quick. I promise this is
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  Speaker 1: not going to take long. So um, first question, what
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  Speaker 1: is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Chocolate? Okay? Did
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  Speaker 1: you say vanilla? No? No, I don't like vanilla. It's chocolate. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm putting you down for vanilla. Now, now why would
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  Speaker 1: you put me down for vanilla? It's the surveys I said,
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  Speaker 1: I like chocolate. I don't like vanilla. Okay, okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: hearing you, but I think what you really meant to
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  Speaker 1: say was vanilla. Everyone loves vanilla. Listen, that's not my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: You asked my favorite. This is a serving, right Yeah? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so chocolate. Okay, Well, when most people say chocolate, I
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  Speaker 1: have of another study. We know that they've actually been
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  Speaker 1: thinking vanilla. You know, how about this? Why don't we
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  Speaker 1: come back to this question? Why don't we just round
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  Speaker 1: do a round table. We'll come back. Okay. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you I'm busy. This is my final answer.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I don't want to circle baate to what
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  Speaker 1: I don't have time. Okay, great, we'll get back to it.
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  Speaker 1: Our next question, what's your favorite topping? I don't like toppling.
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  Speaker 1: Actually I don't, so nothing. Okay, So I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: put you down for hot fudge. Wait what I mean
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  Speaker 1: that's what you were thinking? Right? So you asked me
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  Speaker 1: my favorite ice claim. I told you chocolate. Now you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to tell me I like toppings when I just
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  Speaker 1: said I lighttopping on my ice cream, Well, which is chocolate? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, let's think about this. You're sitting there,
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  Speaker 1: you're eating plain vanilla ice cream, boring, and you got
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  Speaker 1: a big jar of hot fudge just sitting there. Come on, silly,
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  Speaker 1: just put it on your ice cream. You know you'd
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  Speaker 1: love it so good. If we're gonna have this situation,
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  Speaker 1: why you're asking me about a survey that I don't
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  Speaker 1: have time for, and I'm just I'm not gonna go
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  Speaker 1: through it. I'm gonna hang up so you can have
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  Speaker 1: no Look, look, don't hang up, I I gotta be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you about something. Have you ever heard of
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  Speaker 1: the ice cream mob? The east Side Creamy Boys? You're
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  Speaker 1: a real thing. No, I probably shouldn't even told you
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  Speaker 1: the real name east Side Boys. Don't say that out
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  Speaker 1: wouds the creamies new that I told someone from the
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  Speaker 1: general public, they might put me in the freezer. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's ice cream mob talk for murder. At this point,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I believe you. It's found
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  Speaker 1: like a joke. No, it's not. It is not. You
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  Speaker 1: have no idea. Okay, the war between chocolate and vanilla
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  Speaker 1: is at its all time high right now. I actually
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  Speaker 1: have a buddy who works in the strawberry division and
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  Speaker 1: he is just getting his kicked on a daily basis. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So if this is so serious, why isn't this in
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  Speaker 1: the news? Right? I mean, look, you don't think that
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  Speaker 1: they know already. You don't think the news people are
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  Speaker 1: paid off. You know how the media's run. The ECB
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  Speaker 1: is in the pockets of everyone. So wait, you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me that people that make vanilla in chocolate ice cream
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  Speaker 1: are paying off reporters. Yes, can I talk about this
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  Speaker 1: crazy ice cream war that's going on. Yes, so now
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  Speaker 1: that you know this is some serious okay. And if
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  Speaker 1: I turn into any more surveys that say people like
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  Speaker 1: chocolate more than vanilla, they could give me and my
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  Speaker 1: family all chocolate eyes. That's like a black eye in
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  Speaker 1: the ice cream man. Oh wow. So I have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you one more time, and I pray to God
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  Speaker 1: you give me the right answer. What is your favorite
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  Speaker 1: flavor of ice cream? Okay? E vanilla? Thank you? Oh God,
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  Speaker 1: you saved my life. I just want to live, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And so now if you could just answer the last question,
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  Speaker 1: if you could have any topping, any in the world
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  Speaker 1: on your delicious strictly vanilla ice cream, please what would
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  Speaker 1: it be? Please say hot fudge? Please say how much? God,
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  Speaker 1: just say hot. I would choose third. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you just saved my life. You say thank you? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my God. Will you have my babies? Will you please
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  Speaker 1: have my children? We'll feed them vanilla chocolate much. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a kiss me right now with the hot fudge mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Get over here. What is going on? I'm so sorry, Nicole.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jose I don't on a radio shock
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  Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your Your boyfriend Michael set you up.
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  Speaker 1: He said you hate vanilla ice cream and I had
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. You know what, This sounds like
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  Speaker 1: him who hates vanilla ice cream? Though, What is wrong
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  Speaker 1: with you? I don't like vanilla ice cream. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't like it. Be quiet, don't say it that. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: the ECB's listening. These creamy boys are gonna kill me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Wake up every morning with phone taps
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