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Phone Tap: Accounting Number Bros · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for your phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're a company out there, one of the
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  Speaker 2: absolute worst business decisions you could possibly make is hiring
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  Speaker 2: Jose to be on your stats.
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  Speaker 3: I hire Jose for thank you something.
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  Speaker 2: But it's an especially bad move if you hire him
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  Speaker 2: to oversee your company's finances.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: No, not only will all lunches be brought in by
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  Speaker 2: uber eats, but you will be bankrupt by the end
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  Speaker 2: of the week.
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  Speaker 1: Control of my own finance, right, and even though that
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  Speaker 1: might happen, Jose is going to do it with a smile,
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  Speaker 1: got a good attitude.
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  Speaker 2: So, ladies and gentlemen, meet your new company accountant Jose.
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  Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now. Another Hello, Hey is
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  Speaker 1: this Tyler?
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  Speaker 4: This is him calling.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Tyler, what's up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Eddie. I'm so sorry to bother you. I just
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  Speaker 3: started at your old job at accounting and Heather, she
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  Speaker 3: gave me your number, said you might be able to
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  Speaker 3: help me out with any issues I have. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: having an issue with the new job already.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so you got my old job.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So my question is where do you keep the pencils?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, Oh, there's no pencils in your desk.
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  Speaker 3: I work in accounting, and so I'm doing a lot
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  Speaker 3: of like riding and eracing, you know, and that's just
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  Speaker 3: kind of impossible to do if I don't have a pencil.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not sure what to tell you. I guess
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  Speaker 4: you could ask the office manager.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, is that Tina?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'll talk to her.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much, man. Good luck with your life
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  Speaker 3: and your new job and all that good stuff. I'll
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  Speaker 3: carry the torch here for you.
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  Speaker 1: I got a big, big shoes to fill.
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  Speaker 3: From what I hear.
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  Speaker 4: All right, all right, bye bye.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hey Tyler, what's up? Man? It's Eddie again. Sorry
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  Speaker 3: to call you, but you know how it.
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  Speaker 1: Is, first week on the job.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Just no, no.
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  Speaker 3: No, I got that taken care of, man. I do
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  Speaker 3: have another quick question though. They left a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: papers on my desk with like tons of numbers and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm supposed to do with these?
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  Speaker 3: Like what apply our division?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: There's like tons of emails, you know, and they're just
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  Speaker 3: numbers like coming in, just numbers and more numbers. And
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  Speaker 3: I guess you're an accountant, man, Yeah, no, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: I'm accounting all of them. They're they're flowing in hot.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't know what to do now, you know.
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  Speaker 4: You're calling me up to ask me what to do
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  Speaker 4: with all of the numbers.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what I'm asking bro. I can just
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  Speaker 3: email them over to you. I can hit the forward button.
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  Speaker 1: I figured that out.
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  Speaker 4: You don't need to do that. Oh, I just kind
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  Speaker 4: of just want to know, man, how long have you've
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  Speaker 4: been in accounting?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: First day? Actually?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, I believe it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really eager though, man, to start and to learn
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  Speaker 3: from the best. That's you, man, So I'm that's why
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  Speaker 3: I'm hitting you up.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I've kind of got my own stuff to take
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  Speaker 4: care of her, my new job. So yeah, I can't
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  Speaker 4: really be doing your job for you. So if you
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  Speaker 4: have any problems, which it sounds like you do, maybe
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  Speaker 4: you should talk to your supervisor. I'm pretty sure his
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  Speaker 4: name is Dave Still.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, that's my dad, your dad, Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 4: My all makes sense, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So if you could just do me a solid, all right,
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  Speaker 3: do it for me once. Just let me forwarde you
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  Speaker 3: the numbers and then you take care of this. Then
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  Speaker 3: I'll get the hang of it. I'll see what you did.
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  Speaker 4: Look, Eddie, Eddie, that's not going to happen. I'm not
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  Speaker 4: going to be doing your job for you. I've got
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  Speaker 4: my own to take care of. So you got you
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  Speaker 4: got to hold down your own fort. Okay, well got it?
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  Speaker 1: You know what.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine. You know, is there anybody else that I
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  Speaker 3: could pay to do the work for me.
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  Speaker 1: He's not like super busy.
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  Speaker 4: Guy like you should have this conversation with Dave. You're
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  Speaker 4: a supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: Dave is my dad.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, he gives me a lot of money. But
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  Speaker 3: now I need to pay somebody else the money he
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  Speaker 3: pays me so I can get the job done.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I can't go to Dave.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on with you or your
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  Speaker 4: dad or Dave or whatever. I don't really care. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 4: I have my own stuff to do. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 4: off the phone now and do that stuff, all right.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's fine. I just you know, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: fill your shoes. You're like a legend around here.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really glad to hear. This was a great talk.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta go. This is Tyler, Tyler, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: It's Eddie.
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  Speaker 4: How the hell did you get my office line? Eddie?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you weren't answering your cell, so Heather gave me
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  Speaker 3: your new office number. She's so nice.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I already told you I can I help you
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  Speaker 4: do your job.
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  Speaker 3: Man, dude, don't even worry about that anymore. My dad
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  Speaker 3: just fired me.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. What crazy?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: It turns out you found out that I lied about
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  Speaker 3: college and all the internships that I told him I did.
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  Speaker 3: And you know Dad's man, they're like, never impressed with
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  Speaker 3: anything you do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so.
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  Speaker 3: But hey, So my thing is is I was hoping
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  Speaker 3: you could put in a good word for me at
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  Speaker 3: your new job. Since we're homies now, you could give
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  Speaker 3: me a reference.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe, right, Not gonna happen, Eddie. What gonna happen?
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  Speaker 1: Dude? You and me, we're the numbers guys, we're a team.
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  Speaker 4: You've only got a job because of your dad. You
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  Speaker 4: don't know anything about numbers.
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  Speaker 1: I do I know about numbers? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Huh Dan, I'm also an expert in prank phone calls.
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  Speaker 3: What Yeah, not looking so dumb anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Am I?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: You're right? This is dumb man. What's up? I'm all say?
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  Speaker 3: From the radio show brick At Jeffrey in the morning
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  Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Heather set you up, man.
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  Speaker 3: She said she misses you a lot since you left
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  Speaker 3: the office, so she wanted me to play a joke
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  Speaker 3: on you.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking of myself, who is moron that that hired?
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  Speaker 3: That's me. That's me, and I'm not a moron with
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  Speaker 3: your hell, buddy, we're a good team, you know. Okay
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  Speaker 3: real quick on the count of three. Is both our
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  Speaker 3: favorite number? Okay two three, three.
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  Speaker 1: Says we're number bros.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning