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Phone Tap PODCAST: All Change Bank · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Hi there, my name is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from
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  Speaker 1: Fessional Bank. I was looking to speak with Emily. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is she. Hi Emily. I'm the branch manager here
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  Speaker 1: at your banking center. How are you doing today? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing great? Thanks? How are you not too bad?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much for asking, But who cares about me?
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  Speaker 1: It's all about you. According to our records, it looks
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  Speaker 1: like you've been with the bank for almost ten years now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sure have Thank you for choosing us, of course. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I really like you guys. It's been a good ten years.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a great ten years, and we know there
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  Speaker 1: are a lot of banking options out there, so thanks again. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're calling? Are you just thanking me?
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  Speaker 1: Or yeah? I'm calling to say thank you and also
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  Speaker 1: call with some exciting news calling people today let them
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  Speaker 1: know that we are moving to become the first all
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  Speaker 1: change bank in the state and all what all change?
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  Speaker 1: It's exciting. I'm not sure what that means. Well, i'll
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  Speaker 1: explain it. Because of the advancements in technology, we're doing
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  Speaker 1: away with all cash transactions. So now you either use
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  Speaker 1: your debit card or actual change that we provide you,
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  Speaker 1: like change like coins, yeah, dimes, Nichols, quarters, all that
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  Speaker 1: good stuff. Isn't it amazing? I'm sorry, is this like
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  Speaker 1: a joke, because I don't know that that's going to
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  Speaker 1: work for me at all? No, I know it sounds
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  Speaker 1: too good to be true, but it is true. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. What if I just wanted to go get
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  Speaker 1: some cash from like an atm, Oh, you can still
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  Speaker 1: do that. Our ATMs are just going to be coin machines.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're telling me that, Like I go to an
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  Speaker 1: ATM and I say I want like sixty bucks, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get sixty bucks in quarters. Well, no quarters, dimes, els, pennies,
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  Speaker 1: however you choose. That's the great part about change. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of options. So what are you going doing?
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  Speaker 1: Don't do this, you know, I'm sorry. It's done. We
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  Speaker 1: made the decision a few days ago, so we are
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  Speaker 1: full steam ahead, all change bank. No one uses change anymore. Literally,
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  Speaker 1: the only people who use change are like old people
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  Speaker 1: who go to Applebee's and buses from their retirement homes.
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  Speaker 1: Like no one uses point. Oh okay, okay, I understand.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't look at your occupation. You're a stripper, aren't you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm stripper. Like this is so stupid, that makes no sense.
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  Speaker 1: We've had a lot of pushback from our stripper clients,
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  Speaker 1: and I understand why because paper money feels a lot
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  Speaker 1: better when it's thrown at you on stage. I understand that,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, little atended that you think I'm a
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  Speaker 1: stripper just because I don't want to walk around without
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  Speaker 1: that full of change, like I need paper like everybody
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  Speaker 1: needs paper money. Okay, I know that there's probably a
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  Speaker 1: problem because people don't like change. Well I should say
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  Speaker 1: they do like change when it comes to their money,
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  Speaker 1: Like the routine is being switched up. Here's a change
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  Speaker 1: for you. Hell about I change banks because this is absurd. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was hoping you wouldn't say that. After all, you've
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  Speaker 1: been a customer for ten years now. Yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: a customer until imbeciles started running the bank. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: you know that that's sad news and we'd hate to
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  Speaker 1: see you go. But if you do want to switch banks,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to have to come in and get your
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  Speaker 1: entire account in change. Tell me you're joking, no kidding me,
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna go get a grocery cart full of
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  Speaker 1: plastic bags so that I can like shovel my quarters
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  Speaker 1: into the back of my car and what show up
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  Speaker 1: at another bank with course, this is ridiculous. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. I hear you again, Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: but it doesn't have to be just quarters. You can
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  Speaker 1: do times, nickels, pennies even if you want. We have
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  Speaker 1: enough pennies. You want your pennies. I want my money
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  Speaker 1: in normal paper money like a person when I get
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  Speaker 1: there in the next hour, Do you understand me? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well that it is a tall request, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and forward that onto your friend Bianca, who
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  Speaker 1: set up this phone call, and I'll see if she
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  Speaker 1: can accommodate that. Okay, what I said, I'm gonna yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused. How do you know, Bianca? It's a frank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Your friend Bianca set you up. Oh, my god,
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  Speaker 1: it's Joe. Oh my god. Are you serious. Yeah, don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. I think your bank is not switching
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  Speaker 1: to change. Only I actually believed you, Like, I was
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  Speaker 1: so mad because what the hell is that. Imagine if
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  Speaker 1: you had to ride the bus, it'd be perfect. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm parking meter is amazing. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many benefits. God,