Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: You're One-Eighth OJ
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred do uy Away now offering free remote
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- 0:06Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote
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- 0:14Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you wy Away. You know those genealogy
- 0:17Speaker 2: companies where you send your spit into their lab and
- 0:20Speaker 2: they come back with a big breakdown of your whole
- 0:22Speaker 2: genetic ancestry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, I don't trust him
- 0:25Speaker 2: at all. Well, that's how Brooke found out she was
- 0:27Speaker 2: related to her brother in law okay, and their grandfather
- 0:31Speaker 2: was on the max what's the ocean equivalent of joining
- 0:35Speaker 2: the Mile High Club, because that's how Brook's family was creating.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I mean, that wasn't my spit, It was my mom's spit. Okay,
- 0:42Speaker 2: she did it, and that's how we found out.
- 0:44Speaker 1: What see, you don't get good information from these states.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Well anyway, Brooks spit aside, we call a guy today
- 0:51Speaker 2: who's been anxiously waiting to get his test results back,
- 0:54Speaker 2: and they're supposed to arrivee any minute, which is why
- 0:56Speaker 2: we had to tell him immediately about the shocking news
- 1:00Speaker 2: we found in his genetics. It's your phone tap right now, it's.
- 1:06Speaker 3: On the twenty Hello.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Hi, this is Lewis Cannon from twenty three and meters.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Is this Anthony?
- 1:18Speaker 3: Yes it is.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Hey, Anthony. Just wanted to let you know we got
- 1:21Speaker 2: the results from your genealogy test back.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Oh great, thank you?
- 1:25Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Now. See, normally we would email them
- 1:28Speaker 2: out to you.
- 1:29Speaker 3: But yeah, I was waiting for an email.
- 1:31Speaker 2: I kind of wanted to talk with you in person
- 1:33Speaker 2: because yours was definitely interesting. What do you mean a
- 1:37Speaker 2: lot of the time we can only give you a
- 1:39Speaker 2: general idea of your background in nationality, but for you specifically,
- 1:44Speaker 2: we got a major hit on something that we already
- 1:47Speaker 2: had in our database.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Okay, I am sweating right now.
- 1:50Speaker 2: What is Well, hopefully you're sitting down, because it turns
- 1:54Speaker 2: out you're one eighth OJ.
- 1:58Speaker 3: What do you mean? OJ? What the hell is OJ?
- 2:01Speaker 2: You know? OJ Simpson? You're one eighth ojut here that's
- 2:07Speaker 2: what the results say.
- 2:09Speaker 3: No way, No, there's no way I'm one eighth OJ.
- 2:13Speaker 2: I wish that I could tell you different, but I
- 2:14Speaker 2: thought you'd be interested to know you're related to a
- 2:16Speaker 2: famous football player.
- 2:18Speaker 3: The problem is that's not what he's most famous for.
- 2:21Speaker 2: Oh well, he was in movies too, You're right, so
- 2:24Speaker 2: that's cool.
- 2:24Speaker 3: My gosh, this is ridiculous.
- 2:26Speaker 2: We don't know exactly how you two are related, whether
- 2:29Speaker 2: it's through a great grandfather or if you're one of
- 2:32Speaker 2: OJ's illegitimate children. What. We're just not sure.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Say it again. Say that again.
- 2:37Speaker 2: I said, you could be the offspring of one of
- 2:40Speaker 2: the most infamous people of the twentieth century, and I
- 2:43Speaker 2: think that's pretty special.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Oh my god, just hearing.
- 2:47Speaker 2: The sound of your voice, are you not happy to
- 2:50Speaker 2: find out you're related to a celebrity?
- 2:52Speaker 3: No? I mean, what do you mean I'm not happy
- 2:55Speaker 3: to figure out I'm I was thinking Germany and I
- 2:59Speaker 3: was really hoping Australian. I wasn't thinking one eighth oja.
- 3:03Speaker 2: No, okay, I can sense you're you're frustrated, but you
- 3:06Speaker 2: know what I mean.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty pissed.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Well, look, let's look on the bright side here. It's
- 3:11Speaker 2: better than the other day when I had to tell
- 3:13Speaker 2: a guy he was one tenth Cuba Gooding Junior. What
- 3:16Speaker 2: so if it could be worse.
- 3:18Speaker 3: How is that worse? How is that worse?
- 3:21Speaker 2: When he was in the movie snow Dogs. I was embarrassing.
- 3:25Speaker 3: You're telling me Cuba Gooding Junior is worse than OJ.
- 3:28Speaker 2: I mean, in my opinion, Yeah, but it's not as
- 3:31Speaker 2: bad as the one guy that threatened to leave the
- 3:33Speaker 2: country when he found out he was related to Mike
- 3:35Speaker 2: the situation Sorrentino, you know from Jersey Shore.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Dude, dude, dude, I don't get it. You're comparing a
- 3:43Speaker 3: reality television guy to Okay.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Look, Anthony, it's way worse being me.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Right now.
- 3:49Speaker 2: I understand that you're frustrated. Not everybody is happy when
- 3:52Speaker 2: they get the results back.
- 3:54Speaker 3: You're damn right. I'm not. It's just but what I
- 3:57Speaker 3: was expecting.
- 3:57Speaker 2: I mean, unexpected happens sometimes. Overall, you just have to
- 4:01Speaker 2: accept the test is what it is. It's nine accurate.
- 4:05Speaker 3: I don't know how how do I even tell my
- 4:08Speaker 3: family that? I don't know what to tell people.
- 4:11Speaker 2: We could send you a link so you could share
- 4:12Speaker 2: it on your Facebook. Would you like to do that?
- 4:15Speaker 3: What the are you talking about?
- 4:17Speaker 2: Instagram? Perhaps?
- 4:18Speaker 3: Do you think this is funny or something I did?
- 4:21Speaker 2: I think it's interesting.
- 4:23Speaker 3: You're telling me to go share this on Instagram? Are
- 4:26Speaker 3: you serious? I mean, if you would go share it
- 4:29Speaker 3: on Facebook. No, I don't want to put it on
- 4:31Speaker 3: my Facebook.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Okay, I just thought you'd want to get a lot
- 4:34Speaker 2: of likes.
- 4:35Speaker 3: No, I don't want anyone to know about this information.
- 4:39Speaker 2: I mean, do you want them to know that you
- 4:40Speaker 2: got pranked on the radio, because that's even more embarrassing
- 4:43Speaker 2: in my opinion. I mean, share that on your Instagram.
- 4:47Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 4:49Speaker 2: Yeah, you can link it to at Brooke and Jeffrey,
- 4:51Speaker 2: which is the name of the show that's pranking you.
- 4:53Speaker 2: I'm jeff On the host.
- 4:55Speaker 3: Oh my, oh my, flood pressures up right now?
- 5:03Speaker 2: Eight O j guard. Hey, I'm sorry. Your friend Lauren
- 5:08Speaker 2: is the one who set you.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Up for Oh my.
- 5:12Speaker 2: No. She said that you were waiting on the results
- 5:15Speaker 2: from your genealogy tests and thought we could mess with you.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I'm gonna get dude.
- 5:21Speaker 2: You were You were shocked by the possibility of being
- 5:25Speaker 2: related to OJ just a little bit shocked.
- 5:27Speaker 3: That was the last thing I was.
- 5:29Speaker 2: Well, okay, but it is still a lot better than
- 5:32Speaker 2: Cuba Gooding Junior.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Right, thank god I'm not related to whom
- 5:39Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on
- 5:42Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,