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Phone Tap PODCAST: Don’t Mess with Sanitation · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving eighty two point five. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for Karas Snelling speaking Kara. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Bill Rosewood, and I work for Waste Management.
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  Speaker 1: I think you spoke with one of my employees about
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  Speaker 1: a complaint that you had. Yes, yes, thank you very
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  Speaker 1: much for combat no problem. What seems to be the issue.
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  Speaker 1: The issue is that your trucks are coming into my
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood at five thirty in the morning and waking up
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  Speaker 1: the entire neighborhood. I don't I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: guys have new drivers or something, but it's it's getting ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: I mean literally every single morning, it sounds like World
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  Speaker 1: War two is is coming to our neighborhood. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to thank you for bringing that to my attention.
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  Speaker 1: That is very early, isn't it. Yes, it's it's extremely early.
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  Speaker 1: It swaking up everybody, everybody in my apartment building every
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  Speaker 1: single morning. Like I said, thank you for bringing that
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  Speaker 1: to my attention. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and switch every single truck in the city
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  Speaker 1: to start picking up trash at noon, just to accommodate you.
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  Speaker 1: How does that sound. I'm sorry, I think the midsunderstood.
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  Speaker 1: This is just happening within our complex, in our area. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine. But I'll go ahead and just switch every
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  Speaker 1: single truck to start at noon just so you can
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  Speaker 1: sleep in a little bit. I'm sorry. Are you being
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  Speaker 1: sarcastic with me right now or no? Not at all.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, what I can do for
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  Speaker 1: you too, is if you want, I can have the
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  Speaker 1: driver's text you when they're on the way over to
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  Speaker 1: see if you need new groceries or anything picked up
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  Speaker 1: from the store. Right, Okay, yeah, you're both right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I really don't need this because I'm all very frustrated
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  Speaker 1: as it is. I'm just trying to be accommodating. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing right now is being astle to me,
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  Speaker 1: an angry customer, because I have a legitimate complaint right now,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't need this attitude from you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think so at all. I'm just saying, if you know
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  Speaker 1: you're being woken up early, why don't I just switch
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  Speaker 1: all the trucks in the city to make it easier
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  Speaker 1: for you to sleep. That's all I'm saying. Is there
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  Speaker 1: a manager I can speak to you right now? Because
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  Speaker 1: I cannot talk to you for one more second. I
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  Speaker 1: am the manager, You're the manager, Yes, all right? Well
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  Speaker 1: who do I need to talk above you? Because I
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  Speaker 1: have never been spoken to like this from customer service
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I think I'm being rather helpful. What
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  Speaker 1: you're doing right now is being a smug assle to me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm already kissed off enough and you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: want to piss me off anymore. You're pissed. I can't
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  Speaker 1: even tell me. Well, you're probably in a bad mood
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  Speaker 1: because you're being kept awake by those noisy trucks in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, aren't you. Yeah, I'm in a bad mood
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  Speaker 1: and you're putting me any even worse mood right now.
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  Speaker 1: And what I'm gonna do if I don't get an
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  Speaker 1: apology or someone else I can talk to. Is that
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  Speaker 1: me and my boyfriend are gonna come down there and
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  Speaker 1: settle this art. Okay, you're gonna threaten me, Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna threaten you. That's exactly what I'm gonna do, because
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  Speaker 1: you call me and you talk to me like this
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  Speaker 1: like I'm a child being inconvenienced. I'm sorry, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: inconvenienced right now? What did you up? You threaten? You
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  Speaker 1: threatened the wrong guy. What do you mean I'm putting
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  Speaker 1: in the wrong guy. I mean I'm the san I
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  Speaker 1: mean I'm the sanitation department. You want to with me?
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  Speaker 1: How does a couple of recycling violations sound? Huh booh wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna do. Now, you're gonna threaten me
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  Speaker 1: with a recycling violation. You wanted to with me? Off you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sanitation darling. I own this city. I do what
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  Speaker 1: I want. You own this town. That's right. You realize
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  Speaker 1: how ridiculous you. Nobody makes a move in this town
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  Speaker 1: without getting the okay from me, not the mayor, not
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  Speaker 1: taking meter maids. Nobody do you think you are? I'm
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  Speaker 1: the Sanitation Department. I am god, Please, you're a joke.
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  Speaker 1: This is a joke. Actually, no, you're a joke and
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get fired. And that's what's happening right now.
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, I mean the whole phone call is joke.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. What your boyfriend Dave set you up? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: What it's a joke. This is real. No, you got
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  Speaker 1: pretty fired up though. Yeah, I was about to kill you.
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  Speaker 1: I've murder that guy Sanita Department. He has a lot
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  Speaker 1: of power. I wouldn't say things like that powerful sanitation man. Never.
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  Speaker 1: I'll never deal with them again. Oh my god. Weekend
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