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Kingpilled

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Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.” Don’t miss the Saturday SUDALABES for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, @AgitpropMaster on X.

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Episodes

Kingpilled
TRUMP 47, Week 65 of 208: "THE DEPAHHTED" | The SUDALABE
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Apr 20, 2026·3h 42m
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The MADNESS of King Trump, RFK Jr's 'Coon Story, SCOTUS Voting Rights Act Decision SOON???
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Apr 17, 2026·3h 4m
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Why Orban's Ouster is a Watershed Moment, Trump Triangulates vs CHYNA, & Bessent Brawls Again
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Apr 16, 2026·3h 15m
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CATO Shills PANICKING About Trump's Legal Immigration Cuts! PLUS: Trump's Youth Vote and AMNESTY???
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Apr 14, 2026·3h 51m
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IT'S OVER: Trump CONFIRMS He's the ANTICHRIST! PLUS: Pentagon vs Vatican & US-Led Hormuz Blockade
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Apr 13, 2026·3h 34m
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TRUMP 47, Week 64 of 208: "MOGGED IN 60 SECONDS" | The SUDALABE
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Apr 12, 2026·2h 45m
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Trump FIRES on Crying Podcasters, PLUS Great Immigration Reversal, NATO, Petrodollar | The ASTROLABE
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Apr 10, 2026·3h 28m
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NYT Report: "How Trump Took the U.S. to War w/ Iran" | The ASTROLABE
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Apr 9, 2026·2h 24m
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Trump's BEST Presser Ever, VA's New F*ckboy Senate Candidate, & NYT Flips On ActBlue | The ASTROLABE
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Apr 7, 2026·3h 19m
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What REALLY Just Happened In Iran? | The ASTROLABE
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Apr 6, 2026·2h 59m
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TRUMP 47, Week 63 of 208: "ONE PING ONLY" (The Hunt for Red October) | The SUDALABE
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Apr 5, 2026·3h 41m
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Was Pam Bondi FIRED or REASSIGNED? Also: ARC and "The Empire That Never Died" | The ASTROLABE
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Apr 3, 2026·3h 4m
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Trump's PLAN to Secure Elections via DHS & USPS | The ASTROLABE
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Apr 2, 2026·3h 4m
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They're Building WHAT Under Trump's Ballroom??? PLUS Tech/Trad-Right, NATO, Bukele | The ASTROLABE
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Apr 1, 2026·2h 37m
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The US/Japan Love Affair on X, Trump's MASSIVE Border Wall Expansion, IRGC Cornered? | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 31, 2026·3h 45m
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TRUMP 47, Week 62 of 208 - "SIDEKICKS" | The SUDALABE
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Mar 29, 2026·2h 39m
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The GOP's THREE Foreign Policy Tribes and "How TRUMP is DISMANTLING the Old World" | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 29, 2026·2h 34m
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TRUMP vs NATO, Denmark Planned to BLOW UP Greenland Runways, US Trucking SURGING | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 27, 2026·1h 56m
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ICE Deployed to Airports: A Preview Of Election Night? PLUS Iran, Donroe, & Bessent | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 25, 2026·3h 25m
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TRUMP 47, Week 61 of 208: "CHUD DRIVE" | The SUDALABE
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Mar 22, 2026·3h 3m
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The TRUMP & BIBI Superposition, Polls Say MAGA's TROOSTING, & Hamilton's Nat'l Bank | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 21, 2026·2h 47m
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What Are Tucker & Kent DOING? PLUS: Anti-Politics, Leverage, & The Westphalian Reset | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 20, 2026·3h 33m
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Why *Trump* Is The One Deliberately Keeping Hormuz Closed (It's SHIPS, Not Oil) | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 19, 2026·2h 8m
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Joe Kent RESIGNS and Fingers ZOG; PLUS SAVE Act, Super-WASPS, & Judicial REBELLION | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 18, 2026·3h 9m
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TRUMP 47, Week 60 of 208: "THIS IS REALITY, GREG" | The SUDALABE
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Mar 16, 2026·3h
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Yarvin Says "The West Has NO BALLS," The Shape Store, RW Terr*rism as Folk Activism | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 14, 2026·2h 58m
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What Is HAPPENING In Iran (SPOILER ALERT: WE'RE WINNING) | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 13, 2026·4h 16m
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The Shia Episode: LaBeouf, IRGC, Strait of Hormuz, and Trump's Endgame | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 4, 2026·3h 44m
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The REAL Reason TRUMP is Bombing Iran (Israel is Only Part of It) | The ASTROLABE
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Mar 3, 2026·3h 30m
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Is There a Trump Great Game? Plus Anthropic FAFO, e/acc vs EA, & Epstein Not Dead??? | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 28, 2026·4h 50m
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"American Is A Breed," The Antidote to Slop, and Theater as Statecraft | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 27, 2026·2h 8m
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In Which We Watch OUR GLORIOUS LEADER'S State of the Qnion Speech | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 25, 2026·2h 54m
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🇺🇸 🦅 Why America Is The BEST and Every Other Country Can SUCK FARTS 🇺🇸 🦅 | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 24, 2026·2h 44m
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SCOTUS Tariff Ruling, Trump's FREEDOM PORTAL, Schmitt's Denaturalization "SCAM Act" | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 21, 2026·3h 15m
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TRUMP Turns Legal Immigration Into a DEPORTATION TRAP & Fuentes Wants Him IMPEACHED | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 18, 2026·4h 1m
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Rupert Lowe, Marco Rubio, Meme Candidates, and Open-Sourced DOGE Records | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 17, 2026·2h 53m
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Trump NUKES Major Climate Regulation, The Massie/Khanna Angle, SAVE Act SAVED??? | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 14, 2026·3h 30m
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Frasier Payne ROBBED, "Something Big Is Happening," SAVE Act, UK Elite Defection | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 13, 2026·4h 1m
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Super Bowl, TPUSA, More Immigration Wins, Trump's Honorary Pass, RIP Brad Arnold | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 10, 2026·3h 49m
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Epstein, QANON, Pizzagate, Ben Swann, CHUD JUGS, BIG BALLS, & Civil War 2.0 | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 8, 2026·4h 32m
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BLUMPF WANTS MASS AMNESTY?!?! Plus Super Bowl Commercials & Trump 2.0's Comms Squad | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 6, 2026·3h 13m
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Kicking Off BLACK History Month, Election FRAUD in GA & MI, Fuentes' Epstein Shirt | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 5, 2026·3h 8m
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Tired of DOOMER SLOP?? Get In Here! Mystery Grove, Clawdbot, Tether, Kevin Warsh… | The ASTROLABE
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Feb 3, 2026·4h 18m
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Don Lemon ARRESTED, Trump Picks Pro-BTC Fed Chair, NEW National Defense Strategy | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 31, 2026·5h 2m
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Tulsi Gabbard SPOTTED, 2020 Election FRAUD, & the British Color REVOLUTION Model | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 30, 2026·3h 29m
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Trump's 188 ANTI-ISRAEL Moves, "The SUPERHUMAN POTUS," BlackRock Exec for Fed Chair? | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 28, 2026·3h 40m
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DID DRUMPF BETRAY US AGAIN?!!??!?!??!?! (i'm literally dying in minnesota rn) | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 27, 2026·3h 46m
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MONITOOOOORING the Situation: Palmer Luckey Talks to Mike Rowe, and Whatever Else… | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 26, 2026·3h 15m
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The PENGUIN Meme, JD Vance Continues to Prove He's OUR GUY, and 2025's TOP MEMES | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 24, 2026·3h 21m
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What DAVOS Portends for a NEW Europe, Barron SAVES The Day, Bessent Clowns Newscum | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 23, 2026·4h 13m
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Don Lemon Done Effed Up, Trump's NEW Housing EO, Bessent the ASSASSIN at Davos | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 21, 2026·3h 16m
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SCOTT ADAMS, NICK FUENTES, MINI-SUDA, MINNESOTA, IRAN, GREENLAND, VENEZUELA | THE ASTROLABE
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Jan 17, 2026·4h 26m
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RIP Based Dilbert Man, Bessent vs SOMALI FRAUD, NEW Big Beautiful Bill | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 14, 2026·3h 5m
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Europe as The MUSEUM Civilization, GIGAFOID, Bovino Mogging, Chamath & Lutnick Convo | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 13, 2026·4h 3m
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UAE Says UK "Too Islamist" and Lindsey Graham Says "End Aid to Isrull" | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 10, 2026·3h 40m
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Trump's BLITZKRIEG Has Begun Once More: Minnesota, Venezuela, Housing, and MORE | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 9, 2026·2h 56m
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I Was RIGHT About FUENTES + Venezuela Implications and 120% INCREASE In ICE Agents | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 6, 2026·4h 4m
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MADURO Learns DONROE DOCTRINE While Bush Family SH|TS Bricks | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 4, 2026·3h 14m
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"OK DOOMER," ICE's $100m WARTIME Push, Trump's NSS Has The Empire ON THE ROPES | The ASTROLABE
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Jan 2, 2026·3h 14m
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Gayvin Newscum's CRIME Enterprise, The GROYPER Psyop(s), Perfidious Albion & The FED | The ASTROLABE
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Dec 31, 2025·4h 20m