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Podoween 2024 Oct. 22
This book features a rap delivered from atop a toilet. This is where this show peaks.
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 18
We head to Pitts Landing, home of the famous Dolphins Baseball Squadron!
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 15
It Watches in the Dark by Jeff Strand brings us the most likely successor to the Goosebumps throne. And hopefully the treasure room that I assume goes along…
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 14
All of the books in the series of Bonechillers, books meant to affect the temperature of your bones. This was a serious medical problem in the 90s.
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 13
This one is called Blowtorch@psycho.com. I mean, that’s just nuts.
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 12
A girl cries monster, and Pete unearths a deep, dark memory of Goosebumps past…
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 11
Be careful what you wish for…especially if you wish for a novelization of a TV show based on a novel.
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 10
All the Deadtime Stories. All the dead, all the time, all the stories.
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 09
Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses…
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 08
Graveyard School is a Bumpoff series that DEMANDS further exploration. This MAY be the origin of people eating your pets and that whole thing. I mean, it…
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 07
Slime Lake is possibly the slimiest lake of all time, but nothing compares to the sliminess of a corporate takeover of Slime Lake!
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 06
Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 05
Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken basement!
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 03
We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 02
The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!
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Podoween 2024 Oct. 01
Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well, okay. This is…
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Helpful Snowman Radio ep 452b
The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?
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Helpful Snowman Radio eb 453b
Gambling, smoking, gun shootering, and maybe a little naughty kaiju? It’s Helpful Snowman’s Bachelor Party!
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Helpful Snowman Radio ep 456b
Snowbros, minor annoyances, being the rudest person in the room.
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Helpful Snowman Radio ep 459b
In which I realized I blew it and did a boring podcast on accident instead of doing a boring podcast on purpose. I followed the money, made sure to go the…
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The Amazing Spider Web Cast Hostess Special
Thanks to Seanbaby, we have a collection of Hostess ads featuring your favorite Twink. ie.
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Movies: Top Gun, Censor, Dreamscape, Run, Road House, Nightmare on Elm Street 4
Top Gun The Kenny Loggins still slaps, the flying parts are pretty good, but man…I don’t know about this one, guys. This isn’t one of those…
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Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 462b
A self-interview with shocking results. Well, not shocking. And not really results.
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Helpful Snowman Radio ep 463b
The water of life, the pee of life. This is a very urine-soaked episode, everyone.
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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 1—Phantom Blood, Vol. 1 (Jononium, #1)
I’m reading that this part is not as bizarre as the series in general, and that maybe the beginning of the series isn’t the strongest. So…
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Superman: Space Age
The ending on this one is good, interesting, but getting there means slogging through the well-trod beats of a DCU that is almost identical to the one we know…
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Nudes
author: Elle Nash review: I think what Elle Nash delivers that a lot of authors don’t is a very authentic version of the rural/suburban sort of trashy…
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Superman: Panic in the Sky
Up to now-ish I’ve been having a pretty good time with Superman and have been like, “Why did they kill this guy off? Things are going great!”…
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Vinland Saga Omnibus, Vol. 4
My favorite part of this book is that Thorkell is sad or angry every time there’s not a fight or he’s left out of a fight or someone says…
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Gannibal, Tome 1 (Gannibal, #1)
I think the me of 15 years ago could’ve probably eaten human flesh to survive in a that-or-death situation. I think the me of today is a little bit…
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My Neighbor Totoro, 1988 – ★★★
The Catbus has tiny lil balls. This is the kind of attention to detail that wins awards for animation, damn it. Also, the Catbus having tiny lil balls suggests…
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Vinland Saga Omnibus, Vol. 3
I feel like, “Dying with your sword in your hand is the only way to get to Valhalla” is the Viking version of, “Working yourself until…
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Vinland Saga Omnibus, Vol. 2
Thorkill, Thors, and Thorfinn. How many people had names based on Thor? Do you think “Thor” was like the “Gunner” of the day, and it…
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Terror in Tiny Town (Deadtime Stories, #1)
I feel like the cover of this book is the biggest lie it tells, and this is a book in which toys come to life and start attacking kids with actual lasers. The…
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Vinland Saga Omnibus, Vol. 1
author: Makoto Yukimura name: Peter average rating: 4.49 book published: 2006 rating: 3 read at: 2024/03/25 date added: 2024/03/25 shelves: review: I’m…
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Spirited Away, 2001 – ★★★
I really enjoy that in this world, an evil witch is basically just trying to staff her business. She forces people into servitude, their lives kind of suck…
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Movie Reviews Update: March 24, 2024
Dumb and Dumber Most underrated part: “Hey, guys! Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right. Well, see you later!” Quiz Lady When Sandra Oh got hit by a car in the opening…
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What’s Pete Been Reading: March 24, 2024 Update
Cat + Gamer, Volume 2 It turns out that cat drawings are also very appealing to me. Reminder to self: Write a post-apocalyptic novel where all the cats…
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Helpful Snowman Radio ep 466b
We choose some of our OWN adventures, and luckily we get one over on those stupid little dumbasses who have never seen Empire Strikes Back.
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The Impossible (2012)
I only like disaster movies that involve flying severely unqualified blue collar workers to space armed with a nuke that’s going to solve the problem. Really?…
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Fist of the North Star, Vol. 2
This shit is amazing. It’s that martial arts stuff where so and so’s north star technique defeats so and so’s south pole technique, and a guy…
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Mad’s Book of Almost Superheroes
There’s a good idea to be mined from this book: next Batman movie, make Bruce Wayne a super flamboyant drag Queen instead of a billionaire trying to fly under…
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Attack on Titan Volumes 1-27
1: I don’t have a ton of “where do they come up with this shit?” moments in my reading life, but this one hits the mark. Giant naked men with no penises have…
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Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead vols 1-4
Volume 1: Imagine Walking Dead, except the person involved had such a shitty life before that a zombie apocalypse is a significant improvement, and…