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SHOWMANCE✨
SHOWMANCE delivers snarky commentary, dark humor and brutal honesty in its reality show fan takes and weekly roundups of entertainment news and celebrity gossip. Whether it's Courtney’s romanticized ‘Golden Bachelor’ recaps, Mike’s insider scoops on why Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the hardest working people in showbiz, or Natalie’s tin-hat theories on contestants' hidden agendas, secret spawn and buried restraining orders — SHOWMANCE is your go-to podcast for all things messy and…
Episodes
SHOWMANCE✨Summer House Fan Take Recap: Why Are Dudes So Dumb?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into this week's episode of Summer House is the mouth of that poor woman who…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm & Summer House Face Off: Loverboy v. Spritz Society Taste Test, Round 1
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dives into shows with no depth are our cannonballs into colorful cans of weird…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: Better Luck Next Season
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than the season 10 finale of Southern Charm is the cold dead heart of the person who…
SHOWMANCE✨Summer House Fan Take Recap: Kyle, Craig & Paige Are All Offended
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than this week's episode of Summer House is the tarp cosplaying as the water Craig…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: Is This Paige DeSorbo's Final Appearance?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Welcome back to Showmance, where we revisit the time Venita lied and said she almost drowned in the only thing more shallow than this week's…
SHOWMANCE✨Summer House Fan Take Recap: Geez This Is Hard To Watch
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into the shifting dynamics between Craig and Paige is Jesse's horn dog mode…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: Reunited And It Feels So Good!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is the sisterhood between gal pals…
SHOWMANCE✨Summer House Fan Take Recap: Kyle Kinda Sucks, Right?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into why Kyle sucks so bad is Amanda's capacity for dealing with this dumb…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Scandal: Did Venita REALLY Get A Dirty Edit?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of Venita's true intentions with a taken man is the receding hairline…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: OMG Go Away Already!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is the lengths JT will go to not…
SHOWMANCE✨Summer House Fan Take Recap: Lose My Number Kyle
Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than this week's episode of Summer House is Kyle's thinning rolodex of people who actually want to…
SHOWMANCE✨Love Is Blind Fan Take Recap: D-Bag Dave's Exit Strategy
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into these nutters is the bottomless BS from d-bag Dave. Girl, drop him off…
SHOWMANCE✨Bachelor Fan Take Recap: 🌹 Get Lost Loser
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, the deepest analysis you’ll find on how the world's most diplomatic bachelor sent the tiniest villain ever packing…
SHOWMANCE✨Summer Charm Fan Take Recap: Is Shep Playing All Of Us?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is Natalie's rabbit hole theory on…
SHOWMANCE✨Summer House Fan Take Recap: What The Hell Does She See In This Dude?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing more shallow than this week's episode of Summer House is West's vocabulary. What a friggin loser…
SHOWMANCE✨Bachelor Fan Take Recap: 🌹The Villain Appears!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, the deepest analysis you’ll find of the franchise’s most shallow bachelor.Grant, the self-proclaimed emotionally…
SHOWMANCE✨Love Is Blind Fan Take Recap: OMG When Did Trauma Become A Competitive Sport?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our dive into these nutters is the landfill holding the world's largest trauma dump…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: Is Shep Unwell?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is our skepticism about literally…
SHOWMANCE✨Summer House Fan Take Recap: Shut Up Lindsay!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of the season premiere of Summer House is that pregnant lady's bikini…
SHOWMANCE✨Bachelor Fan Take Recap: 🌹 Justice for Rose!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Ready for another deep dive into the shallows of forced romances and staged outrage? We're here to walk you through Grant's absurd week of awkward…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: OMG How Pissed Is Paige Right Now?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, where the only thing deeper than our analysis of this week's Southern Charm episode is our skepticism about literally…
SHOWMANCE✨Bachelor Fan Take Recap: 🌹 Carolina Came To Play
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Ready to dive deep into the shallows of absurd moments of forced romance and a healthy dose of dark humor and tongue-in-cheek satire where first…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Scandal: WTF Are These Producers Up To?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️The drama surrounding Southern Charm just hit a whole new level. From JT's questionable relationships with stalkers to the fallout with castmates…
SHOWMANCE✨Bachelor Fan Take Recap: 🌹 Alexe Takes The Lead
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Ready to dive deep into the shallows? In this no-holds-barred Bachelor recap, we dissect every awkward kiss, cringe-worthy wardrobe change, and…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: This Show Has Changed
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ JT dropped a truth bomb on Taylor about Salley and Gaston’s past that was as welcome as cat hair on wet paint. Does anyone actually want to be…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: Is Shep Switching Teams?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Get ready for a deep dive into waters so shallow even Venita could find her way to safety. How can a show so overly produced also have the…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: Is This Show Getting Good Again??
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Welcome back to Showmance, where we deep dive into shows with zero depth – and nobody does it better. This week, we tackle Southern Charm episode…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: WTF Happened To This Show?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Welcome to another messy, mind-numbing recap of Southern Charm, where nothing happens, but somehow, everything is infuriating. We're three…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: You're Still Here, JT?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ We Showmance Southern Charm’s season 10, episode 2, giving this episode far more attention than it truly deserves. Shep proudly showcases his new…
SHOWMANCE✨Southern Charm Fan Take Recap: New Season, New Shamans
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Strap in for a no holds barred deep dive fan take on Season 10 Episode 1. It's a recap of the season opener mixed with a series refresher in case…
SHOWMANCE✨Billboard Is For Boomers, Taylor Swift Is A Gift
🎙️YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST🎙️ This week on Showmance, we bring you all the entertainment gossip you didn't need but totally want! We kick things off with some…
SHOWMANCE✨Golden Bachelorette Fan Take Recap: After The Rose - Is Chock For Real??
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️🌹 The Golden Bachelorette finale has crashed into our lives like a runaway mobility scooter, and it's time to pick up the pieces. In tonight's…
SHOWMANCE✨Diddy Asks For Bail Again, JT Exits Southern Charm, Golden Bachelor's Theresa Mist Talks Break-Up With Gerry
🎙️YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST🎙️ HEADLINES: November 2024 Week 1 - Sean P Diddy Combs Asks For Bail Again (TMZ.com) - JT Thomas Exits Southern Charm In The Middle of…
SHOWMANCE✨Golden Bachelorette Fan Take Recap: Golden Bachelor Wish List + Finale Pt1
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Grab your wheat thins and bang some pots together—it's time for our Golden Bachelor Men Tell All recap. Imagine if the whole show was just one…
SHOWMANCE✨Love Is Blind Fan Take Recap: Season 7 Reunion DEEP DIVE!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ SEASON 7 REUNION This week's Love Is Blind fan take spirals into a chaotic discussion on sleep accountability, integral scenes, and the…
SHOWMANCE✨Golden Bachelorette Fan Take Recap: Pascal Bows Out Gracefully
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Pascal's "spark" might have just gone out faster than his hopes of being the Golden Bachelor. Pascal can’t help his allure—playboys need love…
SHOWMANCE✨Love Is Blind Fan Take Recap: Reunion Ready
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Love is Blind season 7 has left us absolutely... shattered? Enlightened? Vitamin D deficient? All three, probably. This episode, we're taking on…
SHOWMANCE✨Golden Bachelorette Fan Take Recap: Heartbreaker Pascal
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Are we over our skis on this one? Maybe. But we're going out on a limb to give you our hottest takes on Pascal and Joanie's hometown date—and the…
SHOWMANCE✨Love Is Blind Fan Take Recap: All Aboard The Hot Mess Express!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ We have a duty to our fellow citizens to analyze, re-analyze, and criticize people we'll never meet until our vocal cords give out. Spoiler…
SHOWMANCE✨Golden Bachelorette Fan Take Recap: Ciao For Now, Mark!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ It's paradise for these Golden Bachelorette guys -- eternal bro-time, shirt-steaming, tighty whities and a fair share of male tears. We've got…
SHOWMANCE✨Diddy's Trial Starts The Same Day As The Met Gala
🎙️YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST🎙️ When you’ve traded high fashion for prison stripes, the Met Gala just doesn’t seem like the vibe anymore. Diddy’s trial date is set…
SHOWMANCE✨Love Is Blind Fan Take Recap: How Dare You, RAMSES?!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Ashley has whiplash from the bombshell discovery that Tyler has biological children that he never mentioned. The betrayal feels so real, the…
SHOWMANCE✨Golden Bachelorette Fan Take Recap: Chock Came To Play!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Grab your Chardonnay and hold onto your wigs, because this week's recap of The Golden Bachelorette is a rollercoaster of emotions and…
SHOWMANCE✨Golden Bachelorette Fan Take Recap: Charles Is Perfection
Whether it’s awkward dates, or hair moments that could use a little TLC, this show proves that age doesn't protect you from life's funny moments. Joan’s hair…
SHOWMANCE✨Love Is Blind Fan Take Recap: Brittany & Leo - Odd Couple or Oddly Perfect?
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Grab a drink (or three) because we're about to take a dark plunge into the most dysfunctional romantic experiment on TV. From proposals that make…
SHOWMANCE✨WTF Was In That Baby Oil?!
🎙️YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST🎙️ When baby oil isn’t just baby oil... This scandal takes the concept of "freak off” to a whole new level of WTF. We discuss the…
SHOWMANCE✨Golden Bachelorette Fan Take Recap - Prom King Jonathan, All Hail!
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ This season of The Golden Bachelorette is giving us everything the regular show lacks—authenticity, humor, and the real kind of love that comes…
SHOWMANCE✨RFK Jr. & Olivia Nuzzi, Diddy's Co-Conspirators, Bravo's Litigious Housewives
🎙️YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST🎙️ 💔 Olivia Nuzzi & RFK Jr.'s Scandalous Affair: Has anyone checked on Cheryl Hines? We love you Olivia Nuzzi, why did you pick this…
SHOWMANCE✨Golden Bachelorette Fan Take Recap: Early Front Runners
🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️ Hear seasoned romantics and skeptics alike break down the frontrunners we love for Joan, even though she took Jack from us. #GoldenBachelorette…
SHOWMANCE✨No Diddy!
🎙️YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST🎙️ We're diving deep into the biggest industry scandal of the decade - the swirling vortex of rumors, speculation, and alleged scandals…