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The Edge Breakfast
The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.
Episodes
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 064 | What colour would your spunk be?
We have officially gone too far today, and I blame the Friday energy. What started as an innocent debate about what color your jiz would be if you could choose…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW show us ya crack
On Pajama Day, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter about makeup and take calls, including apprentice electrician Mehi who claims a 98% accurate party…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 063 | Baby voices
We are completely spiraling today and you are not ready for how uncomfortable this gets. Dan immediately derails the show by admitting he did a baby-voice…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW broken tailbones
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off their early-morning show chatting about cold temperatures around New Zealand, a studio clean-up that led Dan to dig antibiotics out…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 062 | Dan has mummy issues today
Dan was fully laying his head on Meg’s bosom today because Clint was apparently "bullying" him at work. It was chaotic, deeply uncomfortable, this is one…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW wheres willy
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter, run a “Wassup Battle” for Scary Movie 6 tickets and $250 (won by Gemma), and share a coffee catch-up about…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 061 | Would you soil yourself for cash?
We completely lost the plot today. We started talking about a magical button that gives you cash but makes someone stub their toe, and somehow it devolved into…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW dan wants a payrise
Clint, Meg and Dan recap Meg’s return and promote sold-out tickets for “Hooked: The Musical.” They run a “Wassup” Scary Movie 6…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW firetrucking
Meg is off after her daughter gets sick, so Clint and Dan run a promo-packed Monday with cash giveaways, a Scary Movie “Wazzup” battle, and Take…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 060 | Our worst school memories
We are diving straight into our absolute darkest, most mortifying school memories, and honestly, we might never recover. Between Clint enabling a classic…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 059 | "I had to fish it out with a spatula"
We are absolutely spiraling today after Clint confessed to making a brutal 90-minute U-turn back to a holiday batch just to fish a rogue poo out of a broken…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 058 | Let's get ready to rumble
We are officially panicking ahead of the Radio Awards! We’re praying for a "Blackie" win, but between Meg getting roasted mid-makeup prep and Dan…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW smee and ciggies
Dan Webby calls in sick after apparently spreading his cold, leaving Clint and Meg to run the show and debate tooth fairy payouts while Meg prepares a nervous…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 057 | Reverse sh*t talking
We tried to do something genuinely nice for once by talking behind people's backs in the absolute best way possible, but of course, it completely devolved into…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW tinkerbells in town
On The Edge Breakfast, the team reacts to Wellington Phoenix defender Tim Payne exploding from 4,000 to 4 million Instagram followers after being made a…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 056 | Hear Clint's old cringe Facebook posts
We finally wrapped up our massive country elimination bracket today, and you won’t believe who won. But things completely derailed when Producer Carl…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW spandex shopping
Today on the Edge Breakfast, the team revisits auditions for Dan’s teenage-written “Hook: The Musical,” invites listeners to vote by texting…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW pulling off pan
Clint, Meg, and Dan plug their spicier Overthinkers podcast before debating future AI robot partners and joking about robot features. They cover celebrity chat…

The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS | 054 | Dan's dream robot
What happens when Dan gets the power to design his ultimate robotic companion? It gets incredibly weird, incredibly fast. After an absolute Freudian slip on…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW who will be hook?
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the morning with Hook: The Musical auditions, with Dan going first despite a sore throat and delivering a serious, pirate-themed…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS maths class
Welcome to maths class where the logic is completely made up and our calculator apps are clearly broken. We tackle a brutal listener hypothetical: you get…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW who's got the biggest sword?
Clint, Meg and Dan recap Clint’s spontaneous night out at Five, while Meg shares her visit to the Wool Festival, meeting Granny McFlitter and buying wool…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS hotboxing...
Dan completely hotboxed himself in his own car over the weekend after hitting a very spicy medium butter chicken. Plus, Meg is being incredibly cagey about our…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW the secret is out...
Clint, Meg and Dan chat about upcoming short work weeks and teacher-only days, then Clint vents about an expensive, erratic $77 taxi ride after Auckland…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS Clints pendulum
We are completely spiralling after today's show, and honestly, you are not ready for where this conversation went. What started as a casual chat about the…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW dans diary and the other book
Clint, Meg and Dan celebrate The Edge rating #1 in Christchurch, and take a hilarious first call from Dave the truckie, who claims he can suck air into his bum…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS clints getting deported...
We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW 25k on what??
Clint, Meg and Dan tease an embargoed tour announcement, chat a stacked NZ concert calendar, and Clint reveals a new Japan-inspired tattoo. In “More or…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS whats a chuff?
We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW high school hustlers
On the Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast, the team kicks off with talk of a 90s band quitting after 30 years, Clint’s tattoo update and marriage negotiations…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW swapping eels for ciggies...
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with banter about holidays and tech-challenged parents, including a caller whose mum brought an Apple Watch with the screen…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS it's not cancer
Meg kicks things off with an absolute health anxiety crisis after her doctor dropped a casual "can't rule it out" bomb about a bump on her nose. Then things…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW Sven is live from Eurovision...
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday chatting Auckland FC reaching the grand final, the Warriors’ big win, and a zoo visit where Clint’s son names…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS Dan tried to do pink shirt day...
We tried to be wholesome for Pink Shirt Day, but it quickly devolved into Clint insulting Meg and Dan being compared to a 65-year-old movie villain. Throw in a…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW are owls real
It’s Friday on The Edge with Clint, Meg and Dan as they celebrate Pink Shirt Day, debate Dan’s “peach” shirt, and share stories about…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS the text that gets sex...
I’m genuinely worried about Clint. He’s trying to “science” his way into his wife’s pants with a mid-morning text, so we put it…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW when in New York...
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show with their “take the edge off” cash giveaways and chat about Spotify turning 20 and revealing listeners&rsquo…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS Handprints in the shower...
We’re diving into absolute chaos today after Meg decides Clint needs a "sexy" emo makeover with a brown eyeliner pen. Honestly, he looks less like Johnny…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW The bleep machine broke ....
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off early with chat about Kiwi F1 driver Liam Lawson, then debate whether strangers should touch a baby after an elderly woman squeezes…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS Clint's headed off to Guatemala
Clint’s algorithm has spoken and he’s ready to sell everything and move to Guatemala for a grand a month. We’re not sure if he’s…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW Put dans face on the 10c coin....
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with jokes and a wild Port Douglas hotel review before playing “More or Less” on global tech sales. They chat with…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS Would you die early for a million bucks?
We’re spiraling over what our lives are actually worth. Would you shave a year off your clock for a million bucks? Clint’s got a specific…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW They weigh how much?!?!?
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with their first take the edge off call that pays for Natalie’s daughter’s $325 ball dress. They unpack…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS Dan....SPIT!
We kicked things off with a massive announcement that Westlife is officially heading to New Zealand next July. This sparked a heated debate about when the…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW Dan hits the spot for all the mums out there
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with headphone drama and banter, then Dan recounts taking his son to Auckland Zoo, getting dripped on by a tiger and…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS The Stiffy Webby Incident
We’ve spiraled into chaos today, from debating if our boss is "hot" to Dan reliving a "stiffy webby" trauma involving Speedos and Roman Jandals. Plus…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW Afternoon Delight
Today the team jokes about Clint’s holidays and Dan nearly committing to a boys’ trip to Bali, then Clint shares how he’s navigating his…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS The high price of dating a 3/10
We’re debating whether a massive bank account can actually make a “minger” hot. Clint and Dan are convinced wealth is the ultimate glow-up…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW Dan has frostbite where?
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday chatting about Dans awkward dream about frostbite. They interview Jazz Thornton about her Sky Open/Neon docuseries…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW Less fun when it's dry
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Mother’s Day giveaways, Met Gala talk and a luxury fashion price-guessing game. They cover Scandal headlines…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS Wearing your kids' teeth as earrings
We’re downing McDonald’s pickle juice for "medical reasons" and it’s every bit as chaotic as it sounds. Things take a real turn when Dan…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS Dans absent dad
We’re going deep today, and honestly, things get heavy fast. Dan opens up about the one thing he wishes he could change—his relationship with his…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW A boob flash here and there
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Monday show promoting a Mother’s Day giveaway with a $1,000 Prezy card and, then recap a party at Clint’s house where…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS $75k bang?! Katjia Cortez High end Escort...
I’m still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor after this one. We sat down with Katjia, a former accountant who traded spreadsheets for the life of a…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW every caller wins fuel!!
Clint, Meg and Dan bring back Every Caller Wins,” giving $100 fuel to everyone who gets on air, chatting with winners like Hayden and dairy farmer Mark…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS what pointless information that was...
We are spiraling today after a listener's story about a coworker who took "cleaning the office bathroom" to a whole new level of illegal. Plus, we’re…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW We found one!!!
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday with talk about birthday messages, the “It’s Gonna Be May” throwback, and Life360 tracking stats. They…
The Edge BreakfastOVERTHINKERS where do these hypotheticals come from?!
I honestly don't know where Meg gets these scenarios from, but this one absolutely sent us into a spiral. We started talking about what would happen if we…
The Edge BreakfastFULL SHOW am I the cow?
Clint returns from a long weekend as the team jokes about hair changes, fuel giveaways, and throwback music, including Ariana Grande announcing a new album…