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Jokes with Mark Simmons
Comedians talking about jokes
Every week Mark Simmons and a guest share jokes they've written that just haven't worked - because they're too long, too stupid, too clever, too groanworthy or just too rubbish.
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Episodes
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Bella Hull
Bella Hull joins the boys to talk about her new Edinburgh show and some new joke ideas about winking and littering. Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for…
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Tour Talk - Bad Gig & Jazzminton
Mark and Danny discuss a terrible gig, Danny gets scammed and Mark tells a new joke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Michael Odewale
This week Michael Odewale tells us about his Live At The Apollo experience and three routines he's working on. Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free…
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Daniel Connell
Great joke chat this week with Australian comedian Daniel Connell. We go deep into three of his jokes that don't work consistently enough. Watch Mark's Comedy…
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Tour Talk - Brisbane & New Zealand
Mark & Danny catch each other up about what's been happening at gigs across opposite sides of the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
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Ryan Cullen
Ryan Cullen specialises in dark one-liners. Let's see what jokes he can't get to work in his act. Recored at the Adelaide Fringe. Watch Mark's Comedy Special…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Tour Talk - New jokes, spiders & arm wrestling
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Don Biswas
Don Biswas joins the boys to chat about his Edinburgh debut, politics and jokes that he can't get to work #awooga Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for…
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James Redmond
James Redmond joins us to chat about his transition from acting to stand-up, new material about being a father and at least 3 clangs! Enjoy! Watch Mark's…
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Tour Talk - Melbourne Comedy Festival
Mark & Danny catch up after over a month apart. We hear how Mark is getting on in Australia and if his three new movie jokes landed #awooga Hosted on Acast…
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Dave Ward
Dave Ward joins the boys to chat about running a new material gig, shows insight into his unusual note keeping technique and they analyse 3 of his routines…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Alexandra Haddow
Brilliant fun this week. Alexandra Haddow chats to the boys about an edgy routine, being an adult and jokes that she can't get to work #awooga Watch Mark's…
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Imran Yusuf
This week Imran Yusuf chats to the boys about similarities between comedy and the gaming industry, the origins of his dinosaur bit & of course, jokes that he…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Sooz Kempner
Sooz Kempner joins Mark & Danny to chat about writing niche stand-up shows, jokes she can't get to work and we get a very racy last ten minutes of the podcast…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Chris Martin Returns
Chris Marting has a special out and tells us all about it as well as some new jokes he's working on #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
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Sikisa
Live At The Apollo's Sikisa joins the boys this week to chat about jokes that's she couldn't get to work, changes to material when performing on TV & lot's…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Tour Talk - Mr Dojangles
In this episode we find out about Mark's taekwondo class, Danny's heckler and what did happen at the Eddie Izzard show. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Sam See
Jet setting Sam See joins the boys for this lively episode. We talk closeted christian orgies, chewing gum in Singapore and loads more jokes chat. Hosted on…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Tour Talk - Danny's First Set
The boys travel back 27 years to the first time Danny did stand up at his secondary school, then jump forward a year to doing stand up on student radio and…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Jack Skipper
Internet sensation Jack Skipper join the boys to chat through some new joke ideas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Comic's Comic Award 2023 Winners Revealed
In this episode we find out who won the 2023 Comic's Comic Awards. Categories include Best Act, Best MC, Best Independent Promoter & Outstanding Contribution…
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Joe Bor Returns
Joe Bor is here to discuss accidentally running into the LA marathon, trying to find Nicolas Cage & lot's and lot's of joke chat. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Tour Talk - Lost In New York
Join Mark & Danny as they chat about acclimatising to christmas gigs after the tour, shows in New York and of course, jokes! Special appearace from Joe Bor…
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Tom Toal Returns
Tom Toal joins Mark & Danny to chat joke ideas, jokes that don't work and we also hear a joke in action that we fixed during the podcast #awooga Hosted on…
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Sarah Roberts
Sarah Roberts joins the boys this week to chat about writing her first hour, gags that used to work but now don't and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast…
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Ben Van Der Velde
Ben Van Der Velde brings three jokes he can't get to work and he, Mark & Danny attempt to save them. They also chat about techniques of improv and how to…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Nick Helm 3
Nick Helm's third time on the podcast and great fun was had by all. We chat about his feud with Robbie Williams, how he prepares for tour (Nick not Robbie) and…
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Tour Talk - Mark Goes Nuclear
This week the boys and in Plymouth chatting all things tour, military gigs & lot's of joke chat #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
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Finlay Christie
Finlay Christie joins the boys to chat about gigging in Belgium, the word "straight" and lot's of great joke chat #awooga Hosted on Acast. See…
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Katie Green
Katie Green joins the boys to chat about gigging in America, fish and chips, Ratatouille & of course, jokes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
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Tour Talk - Portion of peas
Mark & Danny work through a shopping joke idea, we hear all the antics from this week's tour shows and there is more Jason Donovan than any expected #awooga…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Michael Fenton Stevens
Michael Fenton Stevens joins Mark this week to chat about writing for panto, the early comedy scene and out of date joke references. Enjoy #awooga Hosted on…
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Tour Talk - We're back!
They are back and raring to go. Danny and Mark talk about public speaking when under pressure, corporate gigs & jokes in every day life #awooga Hosted on…
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Edinburgh Fringe Round Up
The Edinburgh Fringe is done so let's hear how it went. Mark & Danny chat about winning the Victoria Wood Award on behalf of Gareth, audience members falling…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Abi Clarke
Abi Clarke joins Mark and Danny to discuss comedic persona, missing photos and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
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Edinburgh Talk - Matt Bragg
Matt Bragg joins Mark & Danny in their Edinburgh flat to discuss all things comedy, what to expect at the fringe and who's going to be performing at the Gareth…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Nathan Caton
Nathan joins Mark & Danny this week to chat about everything weddings and what can go wrong at them. Lot's of material chat here. It's a fun one #awooga Hosted…
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Ali Woods
Ali Woods joins Mark & Danny to chat about comedy watches, hair cuts and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Markus Birdman Returns
Britain's Got Talent, annoying audience members and of course, jokes are the topic of this brilliant episode with Markus Birdman #awooga Hosted on Acast. See…
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Tour Talk - Backstage at the Leicester Square Theatre
On this Tour Talk episode we chat about comedy competitions, pre gig rituals and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
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Fiona Ridgewell Returns
Back by popular demand, Fiona returns to let us know how her fringe prep is going, we chat through one of her routines and have a good old fashioned laugh…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Tour Talk - Backstage In Birmingham
Mark & Danny are backstage in Birmingham at the Glee club chatting about more tour antics, frozen yogurt and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Tour Talk - Cornwall vs Devon
On this week's Tour Talk we discover how the Cornwall/Devon rivalry can affect a show, chat about Danny's tour mishaps and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on…
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Tom Stade Returns
Filming comedy specials, risqué subject matter and of course jokes are some of the topics covered on this week's episode when Mark chatted to Tom Stade in…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Tour Talk - You Don't Play With Daniel J
On this Tour Talk episode we chat about Danny's antics of the Quip Off The Mark tour, show previews and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Best Bits: Glenn Moore
In this episode Mark has selective the best bits from the Glenn Moore episode. Enjoy #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Jojo Sutherland
Great episode this week. Mark & Danny discuss whether cauliflower cheese in welcome on a roast dinner before Mark chats to Jojo in Melbourne about tweaking her…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Eleanor Tiernan
Another brilliant guest this week with Eleanor Tiernan. We chat about doing true stories on stage, doing a joke in a different voice and od course, jokes…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Tour Talk - Egg Jalfrezi
Join Mark & Danny for a catch up, hear about mad heckling, Travelodge sex tape, an egg jalfrezi & of course, jokes. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See…
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Carey Marx
On this week's episode Mark and Danny catch up after Mark's return from Australia. Then we hear a very joke heavy conversation Mark had with Carey Marx whilst…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
A Celebration Of Gareth Richards
Join us to remember the life, comedy and music of our friend Gareth Richards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Luke Heggie
This week Mark chats to Australian comedian Luke Huggie whilst at the Melbourne comedy festival. They chat topics that are too triggering, comedy specials and…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Stuart Foreman Returns
Stuart has returned to stand up and we talk through 3 jokes that he can't get to work. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mark In Brisbane
In this episode Mark catches Danny up on all things Brisbane, they discuss names of companies, toilet incidents and of course, jokes. #awooga Hosted on Acast…
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Jonny Awsum Returns
In this episode Mark and Danny have a brief Australia catch up and then Mark Chats to Jonny Awsum about musical comedy, the effect a melody has on a bit…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Mark's in Australia
In this episode Mark and Danny catch up on how gigs are going in Adelaide, what changes Mark has made to his his set and of course, jokes. #awooga Hosted on…
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Jeff Innocent
On this week's episode Jeff Innocent joins Mark and Danny to discuss pickles he's found himself in at gigs, his first material and of course, jokes. #awooga…
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Michelle Shaughnessy
On this week's episode Michelle joins Mark & Danny to chat about her therapist ghosting her, shopping and of course, jokes! #awooga Hosted on Acast. See…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Mark In Singapore
Join us this week where we get a catch up from Mark in Singapore featuring Mark's travel flat mate and former podcast guest Markus Birdman. We chat changing…
- Jokes with Mark Simmons
Ross McGrane
Ross McGrane joins Mark & Danny this week to chat about becoming a dad, working in a call centre and of course, jokes. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See…