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The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)
Missi Information watched the entire Twilight Saga, four-minutes a day, over four-years, to understand the appeal of Robert Pattison, aka, Bobby Patts.Now, it's time, for Twater for Twelephants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)New Twoon - Day 2
Team Edward and Team Jacob gets established very early in this movie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)New Twoon - Day 1
New Year, New Twoon, New Missi. Let's fucking go! #TeamMissi Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Week 4 Recap - The Finale (w/Alice)
Missi Information and Alice Lee finally sit down together. The host of 'The Batmonth', 'The Best Idea of All Time', and 'Missed Calls with the Former Randoms'…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)The Twaugust Missitation: A Narrative, Meditative, Roleplay Journey
The Twaugust Missitation: A Narrative, Meditative, Roleplay JourneyJoin Missi as she takes you through the plot of Twilight, as if we are all the main…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 30
The credits of the film is the perfect time for our own credits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 29
The penultimate daily episode and we hit the truest, most shocking surprise of the entirety of Twaugust - one that left me shocked and unbalanced, right before…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 28
Prom is an important right of passage, according to this movie (but according to no one in real life). I'm DJ Denouement and I'll be spinning records to clear…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 27
I get surprised by a plot point coming back, but we're closing so many loops in these later minutes, everything could come back. Hosted on Acast. See…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 26
This movie sucks, literally! They be sucking on wrists, using tourniquetes, and making me guess, "wait, what comes next?" Hosted on Acast. See…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 25
Highlights of me watching vampires attack:"Oh FUCK.""OW""FUCK."and"fuckfuckfucktheydon'tshowitallthewaybutjesuschrist" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust Recap(?): Week 3 (w/Nikki Love and Tomato Tomato)
On the week three recap, we throw out the recap and get down to the nitty-gritty - Bobby Pats? Missi brings in two very special guests - her favorite Des…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 24
"Join our cult...join our cult...j-join our...cult?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 23
Going on the run sucks when you're still a high school student stuck in a high school drama and then also vampires. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 22
They should have never played ball. Now we're on the run, no longer having fun, because of Bella's blood. Tone = shifted.(cat cameo at the end) Hosted on…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 21
I would have never believed this movie has a five minute scene that revolves around baseball and bad vampires. And that it would be the best five minutes of…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 20
This entire podcast, our entire journey, with Bobby Pats, with Kay Stew, and with myself, have led us all to this glorious moment:"Play ball." Hosted on Acast…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Episode 19
Thunderstorms and lightning, Edward's really frightening me!Today's episode is a full-on audio experience unlike any other Twaugust ep - Mother Nature herself…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Bonus Missi-ing Information: Radio Free Multiverse Grand Trivia and the Big Bang of the Missiverse
Our first piece of Missi-ing Information - material cut from the episode, but still interesting enough to exist!Emily, Forrest, and I had an extended talk…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 18
Do vampire fly or do they merely avoid the ground exceptionally well? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 17
Guess Whose Coming to (be) Dinner? Famous Italian, Bella Swan. Will her goose be cooked? Will the blood run down her Swan neck?A Family Fangsgiving to…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 16
Anytime we dig deeper into the lore and mythology of this world and get out of the flowery field of teen romance, I instantly am back in. This is one of those…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust Recap - Week Two (w/Forrest and Emily from Radio Free Multiverse)
In what was successfully edited down to under the length of the first-half of the film, Emily and Forrest from Radio Free Multiverse -…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 15
We hit the halfway mark and return to the film's tried and true form - a high school romantic drama, where one of the couple wants to murder and suck the blood…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 14
In which Bella takes every red flag that Edward has given her, puts them in a pile, lights them on fire, then dives face first into the flames. Hosted on…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 13
Every day, it seems we have strayed further from the maker's light, but then, we are led to a foggy woods in Forks, WA, and the light doth shine its shimmery…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 12
Edward voted against a relationship before he voted for it, Bring Your Daughter to Work Night, and a record setting amount of 'What?'s in the last minute -…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 11
We achieve the triple lip-bite, and I achieve the maximum amount of Edward I care to for a while. Bring back Jacob! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 10
In my longest solo episode yet, we hit the threshold of the first-third of the film and I get a mighty second wind as we enter the second-third. And in today's…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 9
An exposition buffet on the beach might be just the palette cleanser I need to reinvigorate my appetite for this film. (It is). Hosted on Acast. See…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 8
Ya'll, it's not looking any better for #TeamEdward, how many times does a person have to tell you they are bad for you for you to believe them? And we've just…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust Recap - Week One (w/Adam Beilgard)
I'm joined by Des Moines actor and playwright, Adam Bielgard (@_cuilhandluke), to cover the first 30ish minutes in an oral history recap. Hosted on Acast. See…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 7
I was not ready, so not ready, for how this oft-romanticized and admired relationship started out. I hope I use the word "gaslighting" correctly. Hosted on…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 6
You know the phrase, "can't see the forest because of the trees"? With this movie, I can't see the story because of the faces. Hosted on Acast. See…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 5
I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Twaugust...and bedrest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 4
We begin how every great episode of a podcast begins: with a startling revelation about the theme song. Plus, Diners, Dive-bombs, and Divorced Parents. Hosted…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 3
The moment you stop waiting for Robert, he reveals himself to you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 2
On our second day of Twaugust, I begin to ask myself if this is less of a classic cryptozoological fantasy and more a coming-of-age school drama? Hosted on…
The Twaugust Saga: A Five-Year, Four-Minute Daily Bobby Patscast (During the Month of August)Twaugust - Day 1
Alice asked dared me to watch Twilight in four-minutes chunks in August, and I, as yet to see if foolishly, agreed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…