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Sexy Unique Podcast
A podcast for geniuses, hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell.
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Episodes
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O.C.U.N.T.S - Sons of Ed Hardy (RHOC S18E11)
Lara and Carey discuss the new European euthanasia pods for couples setting the world ablaze, California’s lawsuit against Exxon Mobile and their gaslighty…
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Salty Utah Queens - Off With Their Bobbleheads (RHOSLC S5E3)
Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s upcoming LASIK, getting older, and Lara’s favorite new TikToker and his mysterious rash saga. They also talk Jax and Brittany’s…
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PATREON TEASER: The Better the Billboard, The Worse the Show
Carey and Lara are back from Texas and recap their live show at a church, their BBQ and Tex-Mex splurge and feeling G*d’s presence. They discuss the ‘Industry’…
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O.C.U.N.T.S - Whoop Me In St. Louis (RHOC S18E10)
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Salty Utah Queens - Laverne & Whitney (RHOSLC S5E2)
Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s Beeptress behavior on the chaotic Los Angeles freeway; Anna Delvey gets an ankle-monitored boot from DWTS, JoJo Siwa’s high…
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PATREON TEASER: The Baldwin Prophecies
Lara and Carey discuss THE SUBSTANCE, Stephen Baldwin’s bone chilling Instagram presence and his perceived warnings to Justin Bieber, the wild UAP book…
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O.C.U.N.T.S - We Pledge Allegiance To Moo Deng (RHOC S18E9)
Carey and Lara are back in the OC, but first, they’ve got a buffet of topics to dive into: NY Mag reporter Olivia Nuzzi’s sexting affair with RFK Jr, the…
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Salty Utah Queens - Angie K and the Secrets of the Sacred Scroll (RHOSLC S5E1)
Lara and Carey are back from their respective NY vacations — Carey recaps his inaugural Fire Island journey and Lara recounts her hustle and bustle NYC…
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O.C.U.N.T.S - The Traits Amigas (RHOCS18E7&8)
Lara and Carey are back for a combined RHOC 7 & 8 recap, but first they discuss the glorious emergence of Jen Affleck, Rachael Ray slurring through a Tony…
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PATREON TEASER: Earth, Wind & Fyre Fest 2.0
Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Elle McPherson’s holistic approach to cancer, the exquisite horror of Fyre Fest 2.0, and Matt Damon and…
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O.C.U.N.T.S - Ghouls Trip (RHOC S18E6)
Lara and Carey break down another round of harrowing topics, including a humanoid robot for the home — complete with a hellish, obsidian face, a haunting…
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O.C.U.N.T.S - Shrimping In Big Bear (RHOC S18E5)
Lara and Carey discuss seminal crook Tom Girardi officially being found guilty of fraud; they also chat about the masculine urge to feign fragility on trial…
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PATREON TEASER: Mormon's Mom Got it Going On
Lara and Carey are back in the stu for a long recap of Hulu’s Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, featuring a gaggle of soft swinging twenty-something Mormon women…
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O.C.U.N.T.S - Golf Woes & SheEOs (RHOC S18E4)
Lara and Carey are back for more Orange County splendor, but first they discuss more developments in the terrifying case of the infant killing PhD student…
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O.C.U.N.T.S - Squatter in the Grass (RHOC S18E3)
Carey and Lara reveal a shocking new BleepGate twist, and the irresistible urge to impersonate a journalist. They also discuss Vooki Gunvalson's near-death…
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PATREON TEASER: Chimp to Chimp
We have arrived... in Loadtember! Lara and Carey celebrate the end of August, as they look September right in the eye. They discuss Glenn Close's iconic turn…
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O.C.U.N.T.S - Single Trite Female (RHOC S18E2)
Lara and Carey are back with a second recap of season 18 of RHOC, but first they have some ground to cover: a Russian man getting gored by a female bull for…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 11 - The Vineyard Has Two Faces (RHODC S1E11)
Lara and Carey return for one more recap of the maiden voyage of Real Housewives of DC. They discuss Lara's love affair with Waymo, a woman's breastmilk…
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PATREON TEASER: Journey to the Center of the Harmonic Egg
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's upcoming stint inside a Harmonic Egg, Carey's confusion over 5G, and the spooky allure of Topanga Canyon. They also talk the…
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O.C.U.N.T.S - Who's Afraid of Shannon Beador? (RHOC S18E1)
Lara and Carey are back and the ides of August remain as harrowing as ever. They discuss a new AI rendering of Christ: A new twist in the Shroud of Turin, Mary…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 10 - Millennium Brain (RHODC S1E10)
Lara and Carey discuss compartmentalizing in the face of the the Stassi renaissance that will soon befall us all and Michelle Pfeiffer joining the Taylor…
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SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE: Pompeii's Next Top Model
An August miracle! Lara and Carey decide to hit the stu one more time this week for an extra special FREE bonus episode. They discuss LA's recent earthquake…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 9 - White House Clown (RHODC S1E9)
Lara and Carey ditch their hot topics segment for Lara's update on a shoncking twist in her Roman Holiday. Then on the final episode of RHODC ever the ladies…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 8 - Invasion of the Party Snatchers
Lara and Carey discuss Michaele Salahi's newest foray into Black Widowdom, this time at the center of a lawsuit alongside her Journey guitarist husband Neal…
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PATREON TEASER: The Olymprick Games
Lara and Carey are back in LA, and a new chapter begins in the brand new Sexy Unique Podcast studio! New stu. Same lols. Larz and Carz react to their plush…
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PATREON TEASER: The FBI's Most Wanted Pig
Lara and Carey are back from Summer Tour, and live to tell the tales. They discuss their weary acceptance of Los Angeles, Lara's review of "Longlegs" AND "A…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 7- Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Bootsing (RHODC S1E7)
Lara and Carey discuss a new development in the Todd and Julie Chrisley prison saga that could see Julie's sentence greatly reduced, and Carey tries to…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 6 - Mother Knows Pest (RHODC S1E6)
Lara and Carey discuss a modern-day Nostradamus in Brazil with enough chin and lip filler to create a planet, a new investigation into Matthew Perry's death…
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PATREON TEASER: Only Imbeciles Left Alive
Lara and Carey discuss the latest celeb singer to botch the National Anthem and her stan-worthy response to the haters, Carey's spoiler-free view of Longlegs…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 5 - The Republican Lobbyist Urge to Fake Vertigo (RHODC S1E5)
Lara and Carey discuss Netflix's new Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders docuseries and the feminine urge to be a nurse tending to a child in a vegetative state by day…
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PATREON TEASER: The Arsonist to Sinister Gay Pipeline
Lara and Carey reunite (over Zoom) as Larz makes her grand return to the US... just in time for the assassination attempt of Donald Trump. They discuss the…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 4 - Virginia Is For Grifters (RHODC S1E4)
Lara and Carey discuss Princess Kalina of Bulgaria's foray into bodybuilding, and way more European royals should follow suit, then discuss a true crime story…
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PATREON TEASER: Flying Too Close to the Mother Sun
Lara beams in from Roma to chat with Carey about her adventure so far, harrowing tourists, the kindness of Italian gays, the trailer for Doute's metaphysical…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 3 - Clear Eyes, Full Inbox (RHODC S1E3)
Lara and Carey discuss Justin Timberlake's attorney going rogue in the wake of DWI-Gate, a British woman's Viking princess psychosis, Chat GPT's mid ass…
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PATREON TEASER: The Woman’s World According to Katy Perry
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's nightmare seat mate on a recent flight and her playing out her Italian horseback riding fantasy in Rome, the demented…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 2 - The Salahi Vineyard of Illusions (RHODC S1E2)
Carey and Lara discuss the terrifying tale dueling vacation homes in Maine, where a wealthy summer resident was driven to poison her neighbor's trees. Then…
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PATREON TEASER: Treadmill of Sadness
Carey and Lara discuss how their fateful decision to watch 9/11 videos on YouTube ruined their dream of a perfect afternoon Diet Coke. They also discuss a…
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Beltway Bitches Ep. 1 - The Declaration of Lyndapendence (RHODC S1E1)
Lara and Carey are back from tour and ready to embark on their new recapping journey, but first they discuss the Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy/JFK Jr. renaissance…
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PATREON TEASER: Some Light Rib Play
Lara and Carey talk being back in LA after their first international live show, LA's wildfire season startin' again, tsunami proofing the Pacific Northwest…
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UNLOCKED: Pumped Podcast Ep. 38 - The Witches of Weho ft. Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney
Behold, a deep cut from the vault of Lara's early podcasting days as the co-host of Pumped Podcast, the first podcast dedicated to discussing Vanderpump Rules…
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PATREON TEASER: A Very Serious New York Summer
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's newfound respect for JoJo Siwa after seeing her perform at Pride, and Carey continues his late-to-the-game Summer House recap…
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 12 - Das Shady Boot (The Valley S1E12)
Lara and Carey recap the finale of season one of The Valley aka the best show on television. First, they discuss mammograms, nitrous bliss, parking tickets in…
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PATREON TEASER: The Babybelville Horror + VPR Secrets Revealed (Vanderpump Rules S11E19)
Lara and Carey discuss turning the subjective truth of turning 40 in 2024, Lara's three night Dead & Co. residency at the Sphere, Las Vegas Brain Worms, a…
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 11 - The Babymoon Is a Harsh Mistress (The Valley S1E11)
Lara and Carey discuss the joy of slot machines and quasi-sobriety in Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian burnout and her Actors on Actors with Chloë Sevigny, and the…
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Pumpheads Ep. 50 - Raging Against a System of SURvitude (Vanderpump Rules S11E18)
Lara and Carey talk Larz's 40th birthday in Vegas, a new billionaire's deep sea submersible era and Carey's fear of the icy depths, holding Kim and Kanye…
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PATREON TEASER: The One Where the Pope Says the Gay F-Slur
Lara and Carey discuss the social media grace period before people can start posting about their European vacations, Jax Taylor's DAY DAYTE with a well-known…
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 10 - The United Shots of America (The Valley S1E10)
Lara and Carey discuss Something About Her's long-prophesied opening and the Eater review that may cement SAH as a star in the world of sandwich shoppes. They…
Sexy Unique Podcast"What I Found in Nashville Was a Messier Story..."
Introducing the first episode of Once Upon a Time in Nashville, a brand new true crime podcast produced by Lara. In 2018, Cornelia Rowe finds herself…
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Pumpheads Ep. 49 - Trade Me Messiah (Vanderpump Rules S11E17)
Lara and Carey discuss the messy new chapter in Ariana and Sandoval Valley Village House of Horrors legal saga, and speculate on how much longer Vanderpump…
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PATREON TEASER: The Saddest Gay Clown At Epcot
Lara and Carey discuss their recent trip to the Ren Faire and all the sordid sights they took in, including horny Furries, shockingly hot shirtless Vikings…
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 9 - The Masculine Urge to Wear a Beanie (The Valley S1E9)
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's Steve Buscemi getting punched in NYC as the punch epidemic continues, the trailer for the Dune prequel TV series, Carey finding…
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Pumpheads Ep. 48 - Lala Salad Sandwich (Vanderpump Rules S11E16)
Carey and Lara are back with the first reunion recap for Vanderpump Rules Season 11, but first, they discuss the latest airline disaster at Seattle-Tacoma…
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PATREON TEASER: Inside You There Are Two Fairuzas
Lara and Carey break down the latest Something About Her drama, as Lara recaps Chef Penny's interview with The Sun rebuking Ariana and Katie's claims. They…
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 8 - What James Mae Come (The Valley S1E8)
Carey and Lara discuss Cardi B's cringeworthy red carpet blunder at the Met Ball, Kim K's need to squeeze, Guinness Book of World Records gay roots, and more…
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Pumpheads Ep. 47 - A Place of Zuul (Vanderpump Rules S11E15)
Lara and Carey discuss RFK Jr's brain worm admission, an evangelical pastor's sinister sermon twist, a perfectly preserved dinosaur fetus in a fossil egg, the…
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PATREON TEASER: The Feminine Urge to Hold a Press Conference
Lara and Carey discuss not knowing who's who anymore at the Met Gala, Bella Hadid's Safe-esque health scares and soft-launching a vaguely Euro accent, Kendrick…
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 7 - Where There's A Will, There's A Mondrian (The Valley S1E7)
Lara and Carey discuss Sexsomnia: a rare sleep disorder turning afflicted people into unconscious sex pests, and a thirty-something woman who got busted for…
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Pumpheads Ep. 46 - The Old Schwartz and the Sea (Vanderpump Rules S11E14)
Carey and Lara talk Drew Barrymore's cringe-fest interview with Vice President Kamala Harris, Richard Simmons's beef with Barbra Streisand over her Ozempic…
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PATREON TEASER: Mr. Cauchi Goes to Washington
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's brush with lettuce-wrought food poisoning over the weekend, Brittany and Jax's bone chilling appearance at the White House…
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 6 - Date Night with the Devil (The Valley S1E6)
Carey and Lara discuss Taylor's polarizing new behemoth album and its surprising muse, the military's so-called "gay bomb" they tried to pull off in the 90s…