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Why Would You Tell Me That?
Why Would You Tell Me That?Award-Winning Comedians and Broadcasters Neil Delamere and Dave Moore take turns seeking out incredible things they think everyone, including their co-host, should know. In each episode, with the help of a genuine expert, one of them will answer the question, “Why Would You Tell Me That?!” @neildelamerecomedy @davetodayfm @whywouldyoutellmethatPresented and Produced by Neil Delamere & Dave MooreEdited by Cathal MinogueMusic by Dave MooreArtwork by Ray McDonnell Hosted…
Episodes
Why Would You Tell Me That?My Humps, My Humps, My Lovely Camel Humps!
In this week’s episode, Neil tells us all about the woman who got exactly half of the USA’s penicillin supply!Dave tells us about how camels’ humps produce…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Island That Moves From Country To Country
Dave in concentrating on borders this week. He talks us through the island that is French then Spanish then French and so on.Then he goes one fruther and…
Why Would You Tell Me That?How To Hypnotise A Chicken
Following on from last week's discussion about how long a rooster could last without a head, we delve deep into the world of fowl again. Dave explains just how…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Man Who Eats Everything
This episode sees Dave introduce us to the man who eats everything - metal, glass, rubber, you name it, he's ingested it. Let's call this story of Mr…
Why Would You Tell Me That?That Footballer Has No Belly Button!
In this week’s episode, Neil reveals the shocking truth behind one top Premier League footballer’s blank navel! And how you do not want to LeBron James…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Irishman Who Invented Hot Chocolate!
This week’s episode exemplifies the difference between Neil and Dave.Neil reads the British Journal of Psychology to research his incredible facts. Dave reads…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem!
On this week’s episode, Dave challenges us to identify bands from their pre-fame names. The Polka Tulk Blues Band, Wicked Lester and The Sex Maggots are but a…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Do You Fancy Your Ma?
Well, it might be true. The two lads delve into the truth behind that statement. And if that's not disturbing enough, in Part 2, Dave is still on his Man vs…
Why Would You Tell Me That?When Popes Go Wild
Join us this week as Dr. Kit Chapman takes the lads on a journey through history's most bizarre papal accusation. It's even wilder than you can imagine!…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Welcome To Bookland
Saddle up and set your phasers to "Eh, what?" as Dave introduces us to Bookland. It's a magical place that produces all the tomes you know. We'll let him…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Birth of Incredifax
Well, we've finally reached the zenith of utter nonsense with Dave revealing his new military contractor connections.Combine this intrigue with how Saddam…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Get Those Pineapples Out Of McDonald's!
In this week's episode, Dave hijacks Producer Nicky's cricket fact and "goes locust" while also describing a bug that is just the worst!Neil tells us why the…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The 12-Day Traffic Jam
As befits a fact about traffic jams, you’re going to have to wait for it.Part 2 sees Dave delve into some mind-blowing trivia tidbits about some mind-numbing…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Skin Me And Hang Me On Your Wall!
In this week's episode, Neil tells us about the 49 states in the US where it's ok to do something with a deceased person's tattoos and, frankly, you'll never…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Dave Is A Fungi
Fungi. Fun guy? Ah, forget it.This week's episode starts pleasantly enough and then — make no mistake — turns to filth.It's very harmless, fun filth, but filth…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Place That Is Everywhere All At Once
Well we all know the Holy Spirit is everywhere, but which country is in all four hemispheres?Fear ye not, young David Moore is here to explain. And if that…
Why Would You Tell Me That?That Fella In The Pub Is Dead!
In this episode, Neil seems to prove the existence of poltergeists in a court of law and tells the tale of a real life Weekend at Bernie’s with snooker star…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Dancing Yourself To Death
You know yourself: another day, another session of rhythmically driving yourself to the grave.Neil explains to Dave just how this exact phenomenon occurred and…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Mice Do CPR!
In the second episode of this new (dare we say improved?!?) format, Neil tells us about Gino D’Acampo’s problems (no, not those ones) and also how nice mice…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Zoo's Most Expensive Animal
The lads are back with a slight amendment. Series 9 sees the two reprobates just talking to one another and not roping in a distinguished but often confused…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Whatchamacallit?!?
In this episode, we unearth the reasons we say Gizmo, Thingamajig or Whatchamacalit with Ursula Kania, Senior Lecturer in English Language and Linguistics at…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Nuns' Brains In Jars
This week, the lads cover the amazing story of why there are 700 nuns’ brains in jars in the US. Clinician and author, Dr Daniel Nightingale talks them through…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The David Attenborough of Tea Cups!
Where does Dave find these people? Instagram, mostly. That’s where he came across curator, consultant, antiques expert and historian, Steven Moore. He can tell…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Big Irish Head On You
This week, the lads concentrate on ‘big Irish heads’ with Dr Ian Miller, historian and author of A History of Ireland in 10 Body Parts.The book, as you might…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Queue-rious Science of Queuing!
Dave is trying to change our perception of everyday things again. Last season, it was menus and this time it’s queueing! Did you know there’s a very precise…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Make It Rain, Adolf
This one is going to sound odd, but that’s because it is.Economist, author and broadcaster David McWilliams pops into Why Would You Tell Me That? towers and…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Who Owns The Moon?
All the simple questions are asked on this podcast, week in, week out. Ketchup or brown sauce? Beef or salmon? Who owns the Moon? Yep. Standard. Dave has…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Speak Like an Irish Person
Okay, this week’s episode won’t help you avoid the travesty of certain 'Irish' accents attempted by some Hollywood greats, because it’s not about accents. It’s…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Man Who Rescues Pop Songs
In this week’s episode, there is 100% less colonoscopy content than last week. Disappointing, we know. However, what this episode lacks in colorectal…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Does Hollywood Want To Kill Us?
We're back! Neil kicks off Season 8 with the one and only Rick Edwards. Not only is he an exceptionally talented broadcaster, he also has a degree from the…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Greatest Scam in History
This week, the lads welcome back the brilliant Dr Andrew Mackillop to tell the story of the most audacious scam in Scotland’s history. It takes quite a lot to…
Why Would You Tell Me That?How to Lose The Tour de France But Still Win!
In this week’s episode, we meet Gerhard Schönbacher who tried and succeeded in losing the Tour de France on purpose... twice! Journalist and press officer with…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The 100-Year Lie
Well, this one is classic WWYTMT!? territory. Historian and author Natasha Tidd joins Neil and Dave to talk them through some of the most lurid pieces of fake…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Chevy Chase, a Famous Rock Band and a Dildo!
This week, we go fact wild with Cody Tucker aka 'The Cody Show'. Did you know the real backstory of ZZ Top? Which massive star turned down the song Danger…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Time a Tree Nearly Started a War
This week, the lads are joined by Jonn Elledge to explain why a poplar tree caused a dangerous international incident. Jonn is the author of 'The History of…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Secrets of Menus!
This week, we dive into the fascinating world of menu design with Menu Engineer, Sean Willard. Did you know that putting a box around your best-selling dish…
Why Would You Tell Me That?How to Win a Penalty Shoot Out
Can you prepare for the most anxiety-inducing part of any football tournament and if so, how?This week, the lads are joined by Professor Geir Jordet, who holds…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Why Ireland Used To Be Called Scotland!
And we’re back again! Season 7 is upon us and Dave is kicking things off in style with a Word Quiz for Neil! In Part 2, the lads are joined by YouTuber…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Teabagging A Kangaroo!
What a way to end the season! This week the lads catch up with the head elf from the BBC's brilliant QI TV show, James Harkin. Here is a man who brings the…
Why Would You Tell Me That?£36,000 In A Suitcase? I Should Call The Police!
Why would you travel to the other side of the world to play football in a rainy toad habitat? This is what Paul Watson, journalist, author and football…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The King Of England Holds Up Your Trousers
Menswear writer Derek Guy joins the lads on this week’s episode to explain why a monarch across the water might just have effected what you wear.Can his tips…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Sharks Have No Bones And Your Cat Is A Psychopath!
The fact that sharks have no bones is mind blowing. The fact that this fact is merely one of about 20 mind-blowing shark facts on this week’s podcast is even…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Exploding Head Syndrome And The History Of The Brain
Ohh this one is a cracker. Professor of Biochemistry Luke O’Neill walks the lads through the history of the brain. He covers everything from electrocuting dead…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Space is F**king Terrifying!
In this week’s episode, Dave has recruited actor, writer, space nerd and author of the brilliant Spaced Out - A Casual Approach to the Cosmos, Kalpana Pot, to…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Why You'd Paint Racoons To Glow In The Dark
This week the lads are joined by the magnificent Dr. Kit Chapman to explain the weird and wonderful ways animals were used during WW2.In part 1 Neil walks Dave…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Misophonia And Why The Elephant Upstairs Is In A Waistcoat!
In this week’s episode, we are in the world of noises. Certain noises can be so annoying that some people feel the need to harm the noise maker! Maybe, though…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Cleopatra and The Arc de Triomphe
This week the lads are joined by historian and comedian (not necessarily in that order) Dr Ciaran Barlett to talk about Roman triumphs. Not every podcast…
Why Would You Tell Me That?You Can Have The Dead Body But I’m Keeping The Arm!
And just like that, we’re back! Season 6 is here!Kicking things off with a very WWYTMT?! subject is Dave’s episode on Dan Donnelly’s Arm! History nut, Jane…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Everything You Know About Italian Food Is Wrong
Well this episode does exactly what is says on the tin.Financial Times journalist and bona fide Italian Marianna Giusti enlightens the lads about how many of…
Why Would You Tell Me That?From Slave To Senator! The Fascinating Life Of Robert Smalls!
In this week’s episode, we learn about the man who went from slave to senator in the fledgling, revolutionary United States. Author Cate Linnebery joins the…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Myth Of The Alpha Wolf
It’s a dog-eat-dog world, right? The alpha male of a pack uses aggression and dominance to stay as the leader of the pack? Well not so much. The lads are…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The World's First Roadtrip!
Have you ever borrowed a car to nip off for a few hours? Well, that's what Bertha Benz did except it was the only car in the world and nobody had ever nipped…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Man Who Invented Baileys
This week we meet David Gluckman, the man (amongst others) who invented everyone’s favourite Christmas tipple, Baileys. He must be Irish, right? Wrong. Well…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Man Who Turned Down The Moon!
Imagine working your whole life on something and, when you finally get the chance to make the dream a reality, you just go, “Naaaah. You’re grand.” Well…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Why France Banned Sundays
We finally have the episode when Dave says "Time is a just a construct". That may well be the case, but you still have to have major cajones to want to change…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Steel Grandpa!
In this episode, Dave has uncovered an incredible tale of age-defying physical prowess and downright stubbornness! Meet Gustaf Håkansson, an elderly Swedish…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Jose Monkey Knows Where You Are!
The internet’s version of Liam Neeson, Jose Monkey joins the lads to explain how just how easy it is to figure out where you shot that video you posted.Jose…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Stings, Bites and YouTube Views!
It’s SEASON FIVE! We are so grateful so many of you listen to us and we can’t believe we’re back for a fifth season!Dave is really easing us into this one with…
Why Would You Tell Me That?The Dictator Who Rigged The Eurovision
In this week's episode, the final one of Season 4, Neil asks a question we've all asked ourselves a thousand times:Did General Franco rig the Eurovision Song…
Why Would You Tell Me That?Hitler's List Of Mullingar Petrol Stations
This week Dave excels himself for sheer WWYTMTness by explaining just why der Fuhrer had the details of your local Maxol. He has enlisted the help of Dr Joseph…