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Nick and Kristen in the Podcast
Married millennials trying to have fun and navigate all the unprecedented events while trying not to damage our daughter. Kristen is a licensed marriage and family therapist and Nick is a nerd with childhood emotional damage. Enjoy!
Episodes
- Nick and Kristen in the Podcast
One Judge To Rule Them All
Nick tells us about being a battle of the bands judge, Summer has begun with a 7 year old and who would pay to see in concert still?
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Battle With The Blue Jay
We try to talk our sponsor out of sponsoring us, a blue jay is reeking havoc on our bird feeder and we are curious to try bread made with 5000 year old gut…
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Nick's Day At The Zoo
Nick went to the zoo with his daughter 1st grade class on a day that never stopped raining, we talk about the weirdest thing you've seen someone do while…
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Summer Break is Coming...
Nick is putting a pause on his PBA career, a class field trip to the zoo will be a disaster, and do we celebrate everything our kid does?
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Call Him Dr. Nick
The top ten jobs that are AI proof inspires Nick to seek a new career, Kristen's rethinks he choices about going into the woods alone, and don't let your kids…
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Can I Get A Witness?
Kristen is giving HOT MOM vibes after making a change to her hair, Nick thinks he sees people hiding a body on the side of the road, and his bowling career may…
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Have You Seen This Bunny?
Guy gets banned for life for eating chicken nuggets on a rollercoaster, and our 7 year old daughter loses her favorite stuffed bunny at a park and learns a…
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Up A Creek Without A Signal
Kristen goes out rock hunting on her own and hurts herself, we plan on creating the fun so we can have fun, and Kristen pops her stress squishy cube on…
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World of Whittling
Kristen tells us all about her exploits in the world of whittling, then we try to find a movie to watch with our 7 year old that won't scar her for life.
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Secret Eating Challenge
Nick is trying to sneakily eat a handful of crackers without Kristen noticing. Meanwhile Kristen's year of learning new skills is paying off, and Nick has an…
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The Food Episode
We talk about how the joy of eating has gone away and we don't know if its US or the way food is now? We need validation!
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School Field Trips
Nick is volunteering to chaperone our daughters field trip to the zoo, which triggered memories of our school field trips, then Kristen tell us why she wants…
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Toe Photos For Dough
Nick shows off his class ring, a friend of theirs has offered to trade her services and fix Nicks funky toe for some new pictures, and Kristen falls deep down…
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Memorial Day Special
Kristen takes a citizenship test that only 36% of Americans can pass, plus a Hold my Beer where a guy burns down a Walmart to steal jewelry
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The Great Wolf Getaway!
We're exhausted. We surprised our 7 year old daughter with a trip to her favorite place in the world, The Great Wolf Lodge. Have your parents ever surprised…
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The Honor System Works
Nick wants to support his favorite hockey team by NOT watching them play, whats the weirdest item you could walk into a Home Depot holding and Kristen saw…
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Discovering Kristen
We watch the most suspenseful video on the internet, then we dive into why Kristen didn't have her own personality until she was in college.
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The Agate of Jealousy!
Kars for Kids doesn’t benefit kids in any way, random yard sale finds and the family becomes agate hunters and the competition gets fierce.
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The Land of Undeserved Confidence
Nick is realizing he might be "corporate dumb" and Kristen is realizing, he might be right. Find out why she lives her life in the land of undeserved…
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Red Button Or Blue Button
Nick updates us on his video skills or lack there of, we find out why 8 year old Kristen missed Beauty & The Beast because she thought she was choking, and…
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The Case of the Mysterious Arm Pain
Nick tries and fails at a new skill, Sizzler is making a comeback and Kristen has a mystery arm pain that she's hoping will go away.
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Kristen Flowers, the Professional?
We discuss the Mathew Lillard Renaissance that is happening in pop culture right now, the societal norms that we're all just ignoring now and Nick can't…
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Mother's Day Special
One mom went viral for saying that Dads are going to get something wrong on Mother's day guaranteed, Nick's mad about Fathers day getting looked over by…
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Just Call Us Rock Hounds
Our next adventure is becoming rock finding experts or rock hounds, and Nick is on the hunt for a very special ice cream.
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Conch Shell Conspiracy
We talk about what we think is going on with Dolly Parton, Kristen maybe going too far in making our daughters childhood magical, and why you shouldn't…
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Sorry Kids, Grannies Busy
We get an update on the home remodeling that Nick is working on, we ask who is responsible for the grandparent-grandkid relationship and Nick is sit of…
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Chasing That High Ever Since
Nick tries to rock a backwards hat, everyone is stressed in 2026 and we accidentally go full nerd about Ai and the Marvel Universe.
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Awful Neighbors
Nick's barber might be trying to get away from him, Kristen didnt realize she knew our neighbor that lives 2 houses down and if you're planning on going to…
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Nicks Got A Need For Speeding!
They recently put up a speed monitor on Nicks favorite street to speed on, do you want your therapist to stay off social media, and can Kristen make this the…
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The Red-Breasted Sapsucker
We got a compliment from a podcast listener while getting out car washed, Kristen bought a see-thru bird feeder and Nick is already obsessed and Kristen thinks…
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Dancing Is Dead
We talk about the new Michael Jackson movie and if we want to go and see it. Plus there is a weird phenomenon at concerts where people stopped dancing at…
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Stereotype Karaoke
Learn about our favorite game to play on a cruise ship called Stereotype Karaoke! Plus, a man was bitten by a snake in Egypt and died, and big news for the…
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Kristen Get Approached at the Park
Someone approached Kristen at the park and she couldn't be more excited about it. Then we talk about our latest random delivery scam, and a woman who gives…
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Freeze Me Baby!
We tell you how we're doing now that its been 49 days since we lost our jobs. Nick wants to be cryogenically frozen and Kristen wants to buy 100 pounds of…
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Oh Where, Has My Gallbladder Gone?
Kristen talks about having an emergency surgery to remove her gallbladder, and then a Hold My Beer where we hear about some Air Force cadets that got in…
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My Angsty Teen Years
Nick has entered his Angsty phase of grief, SantaCon in New York is a huge Santa SCAM and you can find out if you're a PHUBBER or not.
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Disney Jail Is Real
A 91 year old grandma's wellness check turned out to be pretty awesome, we hear about "the incident" at your high school and Kristen tells the story of how…
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Nick, Close the D*** Dishwasher!
Kristen confronts Nick about his new "dishwasher hack," should we get rid of text reminders and McDonalds has broken Nick's heart for good.
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1st Time Ever! Lilly's Song of the Week
We kick off the show with something Kristen loves, a hall of fame whistler. Then we talk Lena Dunhams' memoir, and then we hear our daughter Lilly's first ever…
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Kristen's Fancy Skin
The Puerto Rico song is taking over the world, what subject are you knowledge blind in and Kristen's skin is too fancy to use grocery store face cream.
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Nick's Existential Music Crisis
What song would you choose to open the movie of your life? Is it rude to order a BIG order in the drive thru, and Jean Claude Van Damme thats Weird returns!
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Jean Claude Van Damme That's Weird
Nick explains Universal Soldier to Kristen, a women is triggered by her husbands mustache and a million dollar scam at Mount Everest is uncovered.
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Big Birds Will Be The Death of Nick
Nick predicts how he's going to die, we explain what Lilly's day is and a school board member tells a student she's HOT on a Live Stream.
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If I Were You, This is What I'd Do
2 New segments in the show today! 90's seconds of NERD where Nick talks about his new favorite bowling show. And Kristen taps into her therapy experience when…
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The Story Of The Magnificent Honky
We tell the story behind the lost bit on our radio show, the Magnificent Honky! Also, are we at risk of divorce because of Kristen's weight loss?
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Kristen's Raw Chicken Dinner
Nick has started to get creative in the kitchen and it triggered a memory for Kristen from her childhood where she had to eat raw chicken.
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Nick Was The Fattest Baby Ever Born
What picture would they use of you if they did a documentary about your life? Nick hopes its not the picture of him when he was a baby.
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The Leftover Soap Debacle
What do you do with the soap left behind by your guests? And Kristen comes to term with losing control.
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Nice Dad Jeans Nick!
Nick didn't know he was rocking dad jeans plus the return of Nick's song of the week!
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Kristen Need Surgery
Kristen found out she needs to have surgery, and Nick is trying to win the "Best Nick" contest with himself.
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Delivery for Hank Aaronson *wink wink*
Traveling sucks! We were disappointed by the PDX speakeasy and Kristen was forced to sit next to the world's largest man.
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The Joys of Unemployment
Nick and Kristen have very different views about the unemployment program that each state has. Plus Nick doesnt understand what to do with his bags at the…
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So.. what happened?
We tell the story of why we were let go from our radio jobs and what we are hoping happens next