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The League of Record
Just a couple of dudes making fantasy football magic for the Lana Straw Fantasy Football League.
Episodes
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S05 EP09 Voicemail Chaos & Relegation Dreams
Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers welcome with trumpets and loud applause Cowboys September Dreams/Chaos/False Hopes back to the podcast! Score breakdowns…
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S05 EP08 Standings, Voicemail Agony, and Discord Delight
Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers take on the pod as a duo this week to go over the standings, listen to voicemails, and take in all of the discord greatness…
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S05 EP07 JackinGoff's Journey & Jubilant Mayhem
Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town are joined by special guest JackinGoff for Week 5 recaps across the Premier and Peens leagues. They dig into Jake’s old-school…
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S05 EP06 Fantasy Football Innovators and Winless Domination
The true fantasy football innovator Shiny Hineys joins The Relegated Ramsay aka Fart Toot squeak and Amburgers to discuss his season thus far and how he came…
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S05 EP05 Flag Plants, Forgotten Trades, and Full Send FAAB
Week 3 of Year 11 and the OGs of the OGs are here, H-Town, Fart Toot Squeak, Amburgers, and Boom are back chopping it up. Recaps hit both leagues: Oscar’s…
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S05 EP04 Hot Starts and Hot Sharts
Fart Toot, Amburgers, and guest Kickers Njigba recap a brutal, lopsided week across Premier and Champeens. Some are living the dream with Josh Allen and JSN…
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S05 EP03 Week 1 - Dont Overreact (I'm Going to Overreact)
Week 1 is in the books, and the league is already in Lana Straw mid-season form. The Guy Next Door joins to talk joining Lana Straw, why the fall now owns his…
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S05 EP02 Triumph Defeat Joy Humility Sore Muscles and Aging Reality
Fart Toot, H-Town, and Amburgers break down draft weekend and the hemorrhoid games. Booms triumph, All Gold No Glory's Glory, Amburgers despair, egg roll…
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S05 EP01 2026 Draft Weekend Preparation
LANA STRAW!!! The 2026 Season is upon us, year 11 of Lana Straw is about to begin! Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town get you excited for the upcoming season and…
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S04 EP19 Championship Glee, Season Recaps, Relegation Pain
We celebrate our champions Fart Toot Squeak, and Back Door Heat! They both join H Town and Amburgers and recap Back Door Heats season along with the amazing…
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S04 E18 Points For, Playoffs, and Playing for Premier
Championship hopeful Diamond Dogs joins the crew to talk about his week 1 playoff win and looks ahead to his big matchup this week. Everyone dives into the…
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S04 EP17 Playoffs, Rule Changes, Discord Excitement
We know who is out and who is in! The playoffs are here and Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers break it all down! They take deep dives into both leagues and the…
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S04 EP16 Playoff Picture in Sight and Warrens Warriors in a Fight
Warrens $2 Warriors (Tyler Warren has not been on his team for some time) joins Fart Toot and Amburgers to discuss his first season in the premier league! He…
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S04 EP15 Playoff Pictures, Trade Deadline, and Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers take a deep look into the playoff standings in both leagues. They take a look at some sleeper teams, and…
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S04 EP14 Celery Sticks W, Shiny Chaos, Booms Across the League, Trades everywhere
This a packed episode with the one and only CELERY STICKS! Fresh off a controversial W Celery joins the crew to talk about his wild season thus far and what…
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S04 EP13 November Champeen Dreams
The one and only Cowboy's September Dreams joins H Town and Amburgers this week. He comes ready with some amazing ideas for the league and shares his…
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S04 EP 12 Injury Luck, Discord Fun, League Standings, Spoiled Dogs
Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town go over certain teams injury luck this year as well as game put on by Mr. Squeak. They look over the discord shennanigans, rip…
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S04 EP11 Monday Night Madness, Picking Champs, Boom vs Diamond, Legette Audio
I don't have time to write a detailed description but you do NOT want to miss this one! Is what you expect and more... Things referenced…
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S04 EP 10 Midseason Review and Power Rankings, Waiver Swagger, Trades, and NFL Theme Music
Fart Toot Squeak, H Town, and Amburgers join together to analyze the season thus far and break down each team. They start with a quick recap of both leagues…
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S04 EP09 Tornadic Trade Activity Tears Through Lana Straw
Texas Tornadoes joins Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers for this week's episode! He shares his experience in Lana thus far and how his draft strategy has…
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S04 E08 Lucky or Unlucky? Waiver Madness, Voicemails, Injuries, Trades!
With a lot to catch up on these last two weeks, Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers go over recent trades, waiver targets, and Shiney's recent domination. How…
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S04 EP 7 Three Musketeers, Jackal Dominance, Trade Corner, and Cowboy Therapy
Its a packed pod! The Jackal, Shiny Hiney, and fresh off his first win in nearly two years, The Wheaton Di...no Fantasy is a Sham...wait Yay, or whatever his…
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S04 EP06 Boom Goes the Dynamite
The Titan of trades, the Toast of Trade Town, the man transfixed on trades, Boom Baum joins the pod! The crew starts with a recap of Booms season thus far, and…
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S04 EP05 First Week Recap Trade Bonanza and Projections Fallout
The first week is in the books and do Fart Toot... wait no My Kittle Hurts, Amburgers, H Town, and guest Willie Nillies overreact to week 1?! They look at the…
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S04 EP04 New Beginnings New Technology Same Lana Mischief
Fart Toot and Amburgers are joined by the great John aka TGND from the Premier League and Chase aka Jerry Owner + Jerry GM from the Champeens! Fresh off his #1…
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S04 EP03 Draft Weekend Recap and Draft Grades
The boys got together to recap the most wonderful time of the year, LANA STRAW DRAFT WEEKEND. They fight through the sore muscles and burst hemorrhoids to…
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S04 E02 DRAFT WEEKEND 2025
Draft weekend is nigh! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers get you ready for the upcoming draft weekend. They say goodbye to some fallen Straw's and yearn for…
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S04 EP01 Breaking Draft Weekend News, Hope Springs Eternal
"We're Baaaaaaaaaaaack" Sam Ehlinger post Sugar Bowl.gif The boys have returned to kick off a new season! The Commish, the back to back, and the 3 time have…
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S03 EP20 Celebration, Reflection, and a Look Ahead
The first ever back to back champion in Lana Straw history Amburgers opens the episode with a royal celebration! He issues a very important statement then…
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S03 EP19 Merry Christmas Lana Straw!
Merry Christmas Lana straw! Your podcasters show their dedication to bringing you an episode on Christmas evening. Most notably our commissioner, Fart Toot…
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S03 EP18 The Peens are Coming The Peens Are Going
Not only one but TWO members of the Champeens League joined the pod this week. Average Joes and David's Darlings are on the precipice of promotion if they can…
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S03 EP17 Relegation or Triumph?
The moment has arrived, a playoff for glory is set, and a race to maintain relevance is off. Dirty South joins the pod to make it two playoff teams and two…
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S03 EP16 Drama, Intrigue, Glory, Relegation, Stress, and Mental Health
Oh boy....this time of year is always intriguing in Lana Straw. However Lana Straw 2024 with the relegation tournament looming and the guaranteed safety from…
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S03 EP15 Thankful Playoff Berths and Lana Straw Visionaries
It's the episode you all have feared, Amburgers unleashed! As the Ramsays are tied up with Thanksgiving, Amburgers took to the mic solo to recap the week that…
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S03 EP14 Diamond Dog Therapy
The first team to clinch their spot into the Lana Straw Playoffs, and more importantly to avoid relegation and guarantee their spot in Lana Straw Premiere…
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S03 EP13 Chaos, Chaos Everywhere
The coughs abound in this episode as Amburgers and Fart Toot fight through sickness to bring this special episode to Lana Straw. H Town is glowing off his 3…
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S03 EP12 Emotion Tension and Determination
Emotions are high this week, people are stressed, people are tense. We're not talking politics, we're talking Lana Straw 2024 Fantasy Football Season! It's…
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S03 EP11 Big Points, Standings Tighten, and Player Rentals
We break down some big matchups across Lana Straw including the commish himself with a statement win. Looking across the league the standings have grown…
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S03 EP10 Texas Tornadoes Electric MNF and Thunderous Trades
One half of our first ever survivor pool tournament champ Texas Tornadoes joins the pod. He shares his storied history with Fantasy Football, and the emotions…
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S03 EP09 The Emotional Sways of Fantasy Football
There's not much quite like the emotional swings week to week of your fantasy football team, but also your favorite NFL team (unless your Boom of course just…
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S03 EP08 Bad Beats on the Fantasy Football Streets
An amazing Monday night in Lana Straw culminated in two games coming down to the wire. A .28 difference in one game and a 1.5 difference in the other. It was a…
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S03 EP7 Blowouts Business Deals and Bickering
Robert aka Willie Nillies joins the pod this week to recap an incredible week in Lana Straw. Dirty South continues his domination, but some other teams join in…
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S03 EP6 Close Calls, Kicker Gate, Champeens League Call Out & More!
Shiney Hineys joins the pod this week! We discuss the current state of Thomas' team with Shiney, the closest final score in Lana Straw history? Of course we…
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S03 EP5 Week 2 Recap and The Jackal's Debut
The man, the myth, the current 8th place team in the Champeens League (name TBD?) THE JACKAL joins the show. We recap week 2, review some NCT bets, and the…
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S03 EP4 Week 1 Recap Trade Ratings Draft Weekend Race and NCT Bets
Original Lana Straw member Boom Baum joins the podcast to recap week 1, talk plenty of trash to H-Town, and debut his new hit single the "Lana Straw Anthem"…
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S03 EP3 Relegation League Draft and Week 1 Preview
The Guy Next Door aka John Johnson joins the podcast this week. We dive into the relegation league draft, potential names of that relegation league, and a week…
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S03 EP2 Draft Weekend and Season Predictions
An epic draft weekend was had by all. We recap the amazing events of the week. Has the leather been passed by Scott? Can Amburgers follow up the championship…
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S03 EP1 New Season and Draft Weekend Preview
Hope springs eternal a new season is nigh! Fire up the podcast on your journey to draft weekend! We get you ready for the start of a new season, discuss a few…
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The League of Record S02 E18 - Season Review | Champ Crowned
You do not want to miss this episode, especially the first few minutes! Fart Toot, Sybil's Daddy, our former champion Over Under Achievers, and our current…
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The League of Record S02 E17
The championship is set! Sybils Daddy, Fart Toot, Willie Nillies, and Amburgers recap last weeks semi finals, and set the stage for the coming week. As a…
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The League of Record S02 E16
It's the most wonderful time of the year, the Lana Straw Playoffs! The crew talks about the amazing week 1 playoff action and the amazing Boom Baum joins in on…
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The League of Record S02 E15
In this power packed episode the hottest man in Fantasy Football, Tan King, joins the podcast to talk about his 5 game winning streak! H Town and Amburgers…
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Week 12 Lana Straw Recap
A quick recap of the final scores from the week 12 matchups. Good luck in week 13.
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The Anal Basement Episode #3
They refuse to go quietly into the night.!The Anal Basement dwellers are back with their third episode of the season. Bringing their view from the bottom, you…
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The League of Record S02 E14
Reigning champion Over Under Achievers joins the podcast to bask in his championship glow for at least a few more weeks. They discuss the trades of the week…
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The League of Record S02 E13
Guy Next Door joins the podcast to talk about his season thus far. Dives into tanking science, proposes some tanking rules for next season, maybe he's not a…
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The League of Record S02 E12
Dirty South joins the podcast and Scott takes some time to share about what chaps his ass!
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Anal Bosement Episode 2
Back again from the underworld to give us all a view from the bottom.
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The League of Record S02 E11
Current Numero Uno himself Ninja Turtles joins the podcast this week! H Town Holy Rollers also makes his triumphant return!
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The League of Record SE02 EP10
The Andrew McFarlands joins the pod fresh off his big win to keep him in the thick of it this year. He recaps draft weekend and also gives some insight into…