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Coaches Don't Play
Pammy (Coach P) is a Panjabi/Canadian self-proclaimed funny girl. Join her and her co-hosts every Thursday as they talk about life, relationships, and pop culture with a comedic twist. Get the most unapologetic hot takes in the wildly popular Coaches Huddle segment, where they answer anonymous questions from listeners! Follow her on Instagram @coachppodcast
Episodes
Coaches Don't PlayHELLO POLICE?! He's Dating A 15 Year Old
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss a woodpecker problem, Hakimi's divorce drama, Coach P joins a facebook group that catches cheaters, and the sixth extinction…
Coaches Don't PlayDalai Lama & Finding Your BIL on Grindr!
This week we talk about the Calgary Flames not making the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Dalai Lama getting himself into some heated water, and Calgary has a newly…
Coaches Don't PlayConfessions Of A Lash Tech
Coach P and her c-hosts get educational and discuss BRICS, the potential downfall of the US dollar, and a swami that finessed the United Nations. Gurveen tells…
Coaches Don't PlayMouth Breather Face & Flirty Uncles
Coach P issues a retraction regarding a submission from last week that landed her and Gurveen in some questionable water, Gurk gets into a text debate with a…
Coaches Don't PlayWhite Girls Marrying Desi Guys, New Viral Trend?!
Coach P and Gurk tell Gurveen about the India family vacation, we discuss some new trends we noticed in India and the viral couple trends coming out of there…
Coaches Don't PlayBouJEE In India - PART 2
Part 2 of Coach P + family (Gurk and Kiren) live on vacation in PUNJAB! They recap their vacation so far and some of the shenanigans that ensued in Dubai, Goa…
Coaches Don't PlayBouJEE In India - Part 1
This week Coach P + family (Gurk and Kiren) are live on vacation in PUNJAB! They recap their vacation so far and some of the shenanigans that ensued in Dubai…
Coaches Don't PlayConfusion Grenade
Coach P and the team talk about the last time they cried, cringey Valentine's Day posts (this episode was pre-recorded), the chemical spill in Ohio, why hot…
Coaches Don't PlayParents Read My Sexts!!
Gurveen’s rambling costs her some business, Gurk and Coach P get into another psychic debate, we discuss the visitation trips to Sidhu Moosewala’s pind…
Coaches Don't PlayHusband Buying Gifts For His EX?! feat. Kyle Bhawan
We got the full gang on the podcast today...Coach P, Gurk, Gurveen, and Kyle (co-producer & editor of CDP). We give our thoughts on the Rihanna concert (aka…
Coaches Don't PlayHusband's Friend WITHOUT Benefits
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss some far fetched theories about advanced civilizations, Gurveen finally gets some justice with her soul-sucking rambles, and…
Coaches Don't PlayCoaches Huddle with Punjabi Mom Feat. Parminder Aunty
Coach P brings her mom, Parminder Aunty, back to answer your questions and heal your inner child - real advice from a Punjabi parent! Follow the official…
Coaches Don't PlayMarried 6 Weeks After His Wife DIED?!
Coach P and her co-hosts Gurk and Gurveen back this week: Carole Baskin’s husband found, honest thoughts about CBC’s new show BollyWed, Beyonce performing in…
Coaches Don't PlayArresting Pigeons & Mortgage Girl Update
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen talk about CBC's new reality show Bollywed, pigeons delivering crystal meth, and 6 year old shooters. The Coaches Huddle features an…
Coaches Don't PlayOpposite Gender Best Friends?!
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen back with another random episode! Coach P called out for not being a model, Wells Fargo VP peeing on passengers and Tesla's flying…
Coaches Don't PlayMarrying My Dead Husbands Friend
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen back this week! Big news from Gurveen that's NOT surprising at all. Gurk's no longer in survivor league and we discuss the…
Coaches Don't PlayShake That Booty Feat. INTENSE
Coach P and the team sit down with Intense and get his back story and evolution to becoming one of the worlds top music producers! He also joins the Coaches…
Coaches Don't PlayBumble Date feat. A Murderer
Coach P shocks Gurk with the truth behind the Titantic movie. It might be officially illegal to gitchi your kids. We also discuss how brushing your teeth…
Coaches Don't PlayArtificial Intelligence Answers Coaches Huddle Submissions
We discuss the mind blowing abilities of ChatGPT and the future of AI and the possible real world implications of it...of course we still gotta do the Coaches…
Coaches Don't PlayMy Boyfriend Is A Lingerie Photographer
Gurk might win $40,000, BC traffic becomes a standstill after 1cm of snow, someone hits on Gurveen's husband, and more! The Coaches Huddle segment features a…
Coaches Don't PlayAsking His GF To Leave Her Child For HIM?!
This week we hop down the Balenciaga conspiracy theory rabbit hole and answer one the wildest submissions ever...someone asks his girlfriend to abandon her…
Coaches Don't PlayBoyfriend Called Her Mom UGLY!
Coach P has been seeing signs including one at the screening of Superfan documentary, we diagnose Gurk with aphantiasia (mans been living in a picture-less…
Coaches Don't PlayCry Baby Husbands & Migrating Geese Kids
Summary of this episode...Coach P thought the Sun went up & down in the same spot, Gurveen thought the Earth orbit the Moon, and Gurk thought baby geese were…
Coaches Don't PlayDesi Content Creators feat. AKTV
Coach P, Gurk and Gurveen are back this week with special guest AKTV. We talk about his recent wedding, future plans, Sharry Mann wildin' again, Ranveer…
Coaches Don't PlayDesi Wedding Invites & First Class Seats
We're back this week with an array of things to discuss! Generational trauma, Gurk in the running to win $40K, UK's new Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, if we'd…
Coaches Don't PlayBullies, Insufficient Funds & Scary Stories
Coach P is back with the annual Halloween episode! In the first half of the episode Coach P and Gurveen discuss bullying and how we would handle punk kid…
Coaches Don't PlayBlockwant & Stealing From Unicef
Coach P, Gurk, and finally we have Kiren (Gurk’s wife and my SIL) back on the pod! We roast Gurk, talk about our family dynamics, Kiren’s great driving habits…
Coaches Don't PlayBeautiful Ladies Getting Dissed at AP Concert!
We’re back after a one week hiatus - Coach P made the episode a bit longer this week to make up for missing an episode! We talk about the AP Dhillon concert…
Coaches Don't PlayHer Boyfriend Is Vacationing With His EX?!
Coach P and Gurveen back at it this week and we share a story featuring the Coach and prison inmates?! The Try Guy's cheating scandal, explaining free the nip…
Coaches Don't PlayGrandpa Buys Thongs For His Side Piece?!
Coach P and Gurk sit down to discuss Adnan Syed's release, Baba Khan vs Babbu Mann, AI surveillance, Gurks infatuation with Tom Brady, Adman levine's cheating…
Coaches Don't PlayThe Queen is Dead
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss the Queen's death, H-Dhami concert shenanigans, fraud calls, and being VOLK on twitter. The Coaches Huddle features a way…
Coaches Don't PlayMR. Steal Yo Man
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss Leonardo Dicaprio's weird dating history, climate change, and Bally Jagpal's song Aja Sonehya. This week Coaches Huddle…
Coaches Don't PlayHooked Up With My Wedding Photographer
Coach P and Gurk recap their cousin's wedding week, ponder over aliens again, and find Coach P's doppelgängers. This week the Coaches Huddle features some wild…
Coaches Don't PlayTattiGate & Gassy Boyfriends
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen back this week. We roast Gurveen’s wedding pictures, talk about Netflix’s newest catfish documentary, listen to more Meeti songs…
Coaches Don't PlayPaying For Protection & Indian Matchmaking
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss more of Gurveen's almost name "Bhagwant", Coach P reaching official aunty status, Gurk calls our mom to get the real meaning…
Coaches Don't PlayBelly Dancers & Omgele Girl Update
Coach P and Gurk back this week and react to some funny videos, explain the meaning to gou-mou, our thoughts on belly dancers hired as reception entertainment…
Coaches Don't PlayDon't Quit Your Day Job Feat. Chani Nattan
We sit down with Chani Nattan to talk about his start in the Punjabi music industry, his transition to commercial songs, haters, working with Diljit, meeting…
Coaches Don't PlayWedding Night Seggs & Omegle Love Story
Coach P and Gurveen find some sexy items in the garbage, discuss the "appropriate" time to have kids, Bhagwant Mann gets married, share a wild black magic…
Coaches Don't PlayThe Indian Throuple & Big Teeth
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen get into an array of topics this week. The Indian Throuple, funeral customs of different cultures, and a new movement…
Coaches Don't PlayWild Wedding Tales & Long Distance Finesse
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen reflect on an eventful week of Stampede, European heat waves, China replacing lawyers with AI, petty theft on the rise, and we share…
Coaches Don't PlayMakeup Artists Are Scammers?
Coach P and Gurveen discuss the viral TikTok MUA (bridal makeup artist) scam videos and give their two cents! Follow the official podcast IG…
Coaches Don't PlayBreakups In A Desi Household
Coach P and Gurk discuss the upcoming Calgary Stampede, twitter suing India, and the struggles of heartbreak while living in a desi household! Follow the…
Coaches Don't PlayMy Boyfriends Wife Stole My Man
Coach P, Gurk and Gurveen are back to talk about the reversal of Roe v Wade, Gurk's trip to Austin, Diljit Dosanjh's concert in Calgary, and we play the viral…
Coaches Don't PlaySurrey Shenanigans & Salty Brides
Coach P and Gurveen recap their recent trip to Surrey for 5X Fest, we had our very first meet and greet, attended a secret warehouse party, and got shafted by…
Coaches Don't PlayViral Cheating Scandal Feat Jayna Marie
Jayna Marie joins us this week to talk about a viral cheating scandal she was involved in. She gives us an in-depth look into what actually happened and the…
Coaches Don't PlayAddicted To Escorts
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss the recent surprise trip to Toronto, our Granny visits the UK, and Harbhajan Mann not letting go of his youth. We discover a…
Coaches Don't PlayShirtless Baby Daddies & Recycled Gifts
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back and have plenty to talk about this. The tragic passing of the legendary Punjabi rapper Sidhu Moosewala, Uvalde school…
Coaches Don't PlayGuys Never Approach Me, Am I Ugly?
Coach P and Gurk discuss the Battle of Alberta, Gurk's retirement plan, how India is fighting climate change and how we'd react is we found out an asteroid was…
Coaches Don't PlayCan't Talk About BJ's
Coach P and Gurveen discuss the coaches complete lack of brain cells and absurd anxieties about bathroom stuff. The Coaches Huddle features the Coach ranting…
Coaches Don't PlayBalding Boyfriend Has The Audacity
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back this week! They reminisce about the wild days during the 2004 playoffs, Coach P gets gitchied at an engagement party this…
Coaches Don't PlayFoodie Yawn Day Oh | The Coaches Huddle
Join the Patreon and become an ASSISTANT COACH: www.patreon.com/coachppodcast Producer/Audio Engineer/Cover Art: www.instagram.com/kylebhawan…
Coaches Don't PlayTruthful Tuggies
Coach P and Gurk discuss going to the first playoff game, Roe v. Wade, a man stealing 10K from his girl, living in the only place on earth that’s rat free, and…
Coaches Don't PlayCrazy Girlfriend Crashes His Stag
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen talk about Gurk’s absolute shit week, cobra snake revenge plots, and much much more! The Coaches Huddle includes international FWBs…
Coaches Don't PlayWedding Don'ts & Blessed Chicken
Coach P and Gurveen talk about Indian wedding DOs and DON’Ts with a special guest Sohal from Blue Rose Artistry. The Coaches Huddle has updates from the…
Coaches Don't PlayThis My Hoe Wife Update
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen try to decode some of Babbu Mann’s English lyrics. We determine what to standard price of birthday and wedding gifts are and discuss…
Coaches Don't PlayNaked Neighbours & Chachi Bhabis
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back this week and we discuss our Nonni’s surprise 85th birthday party and the surprise inceptions that ensued. Coach P busts…
Coaches Don't PlayShould I Take My Own Virginity?!
Coach P and Gurveen cover so much in this week's episode. The spicy 2nd season of Bridgerton, men lacking passion, Will Smith smacking Chris Rock at the…
Coaches Don't PlayMy Boyfriend & Punjabi Influencers
Coach P and Gurk are back this week with a super random episode. Dying brains, nighties, repressed memories, and much much more! Follow the official podcast IG…
Coaches Don't PlayThis Is My Hoe Wife
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen back at it this week! We discuss the debate dividing the internet…what is there more of in the world…wheels or doors?! Kim…
Coaches Don't PlayCan Joginder Bassi Get Sued?!
Can Joginder Bassi get sued? Can your partner actually take half of everything you own in a divorce? Can a business sue you for negative reviews? This week we…