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The Morning Commute
Join fellow remote co-workers in a brief commute of fun, music, and poetry. We're better together!
Episodes
The Morning CommuteNovember 11, 2026
I've merged so many times this morning that I'm violating anti-trust. Intro: Boogie Wonderland (with The Emotions), Earth, Wind & Fire;T he Emotions…
The Morning CommuteNovember 10, 2026
Your 'Wag more' bumper sticker clashes with your horn. Intro: Boogie Wonderland (with The Emotions), Earth, Wind & Fire; The Emotions, Columbia/Legacy (1979)…
The Morning CommuteNovember 9, 2026
My engine light and I have...an understanding. Intro: Boogie Wonderland (with The Emotions), Earth, Wind & Fire; The Emotions, Columbia/Legacy (1979) Poem: G…
The Morning CommuteNovember 6, 2026
More people would return to the office if more offices had donuts. Intro: Alright, Supergrass, Echo (1995) Poem: Prayer for Uninteresting Times, Brian Bilston…
The Morning CommuteNovember 5, 2026
Embezzling and microwaving fish in the office are both grounds for immediate termination. Intro: Alright, Supergrass, Echo (1995) Poem: How to Listen, Major…
The Morning CommuteNovember 4, 2026
My commute is forty minutes of driving and twenty minutes of wondering whether I locked the front door. Intro: Alright, Supergrass, Echo (1995) Poem: The…
The Morning CommuteNovember 3, 2026
Traffic is just a parking lot with ambition. Intro: Alright, Supergrass, Echo (1995) Poem: I Have Always Confused Desire with Apocalypse, Daphne Gottlieb…
The Morning CommuteNovember 2, 2026
At this point, 'Student Driver' is a metaphor. Intro: Alright, Supergrass, Echo (1995) Poem: I May, I Might, I Must, Marianne Moore Music: Coconut, Harry…
The Morning CommuteOctober 30, 2026
Donuts aren't calories; they're joy. Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007) Poem: Yes, William Stafford Music: Heads Will Roll, Yeah Yeah…
The Morning CommuteOctober 29, 2026
Carpooling is a group project: everyone else is just along for the ride. Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007) Poem: We Real Cool…
The Morning CommuteOctober 28, 2026
Do the people who set the office thermostat know what month it is? Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007) Poem: Crossing, Rabindranath…
The Morning CommuteOctober 27, 2026
My transmission has four speeds: stalled, manic, road rage, and Sunday morning. Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007) Poem: As Easily as…
The Morning CommuteOctober 26, 2026
Is the baby on board the one who's driving? Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007) Poem: Kuch's Bridge Delaware for the Children, Gary…
The Morning CommuteOctober 23, 2026
A donut is a bagel with high self-esteem. Intro: Bad Bad News, Leon Bridges, Columbia (2018) Poem: No Regrets, Langston Hughes Music: Bohemian Like You, The…
The Morning CommuteOctober 22, 2026
The GPS says we'll arrive on time, which is adorable. Intro: Bad Bad News, Leon Bridges, Columbia (2018) Poem: The Yon, Paul Blackburn Music: Feels This Good…
The Morning CommuteOctober 21, 2026
My windshield wipers have two speeds: Sunday morning and panic. Intro: Bad Bad News, Leon Bridges, Columbia (2018) Poem: Revolutionary Letter #48, Diane di…
The Morning CommuteOctober 20, 2026
Every meeting that could have been an email is now a meeting about the email. Intro: Bad Bad News, Leon Bridges, Columbia (2018) Poem: Opening, Andrea Cohen…
The Morning CommuteOctober 19, 2026
Is 'how's my driving' a rhetorical question? Intro: Bad Bad News, Leon Bridges, Columbia (2018) Poem: September, Grace Paley Music: Feel It Comin (Single…
The Morning CommuteOctober 16, 2026
The break room donut box runs on the honor system, and nobody in this place has any. Intro: Come on Eileen, Save Ferris, Epic (1997) Poem: Winter Garden…
The Morning CommuteOctober 15, 2026
Changing lanes never helps, but it's motion. Intro: Come on Eileen, Save Ferris, Epic (1997) Poem: Why Are You Late for School, Steve Turner Music: Liftoff…
The Morning CommuteOctober 14, 2026
Somewhere, a coworker is typing 'per my last email' with the force of a thousand suns. Intro: Come on Eileen, Save Ferris, Epic (1997) Poem: The Sound of a…
The Morning CommuteOctober 13, 2026
The merge lane is a social experiment, and everyone's failing it. Intro: Come on Eileen, Save Ferris, Epic (1997) Poem: Like You, Roque Dalton Music: Hit Man…
The Morning CommuteOctober 12, 2026
Intro: Come on Eileen, Save Ferris, Epic (1997) Poem: Torn Map, Naomi Shihab Nye Music: You Make Me Feel Like Dancing - Remastered, Leo Sayer, Rhino (1976)
The Morning CommuteSeptember 18, 2026
An empty donut box is only a sin if you don't throw it away. Intro: Small Change, DON WEST, Mandatory Music (2024) Poem: i take my glasses off, Lucille Clifton…
The Morning CommuteSeptember 17, 2026
You should never reply-all after Labor Day. Intro: Small Change, DON WEST, Mandatory Music (2024) Poem: Tin Bucket, Jenny George Music: Mr. Brightside, The…
The Morning CommuteSeptember 16, 2026
No one knows what the stapler is for, but no one is brave enough to throw it away. Intro: Small Change, DON WEST, Mandatory Music (2024) Poem: Vertigo, Anne…
The Morning CommuteSeptember 15, 2026
Whosoever pulleth this expired take-out from the fridge is likewise ruler of Break Room. Intro: Small Change, DON WEST, Mandatory Music (2024) Poem: But I Do…
The Morning CommuteSeptember 14, 2026
Green lights would make great used car salesmen. Intro: Small Change, DON WEST, Mandatory Music (2024) Poem: Poem, Bill Knott Music: Float On, Modest Mouse…
The Morning CommuteSeptember 11, 2026
In this office, we eat the whole donut or we don't eat any donuts! Intro: Dreams, The Cranberries, Analog Spark (1996) Poem: Bird on the School Path, Dawn…
The Morning CommuteSeptember 10, 2026
If you haven't turned on your blinker before you slow down, don't even bother. Intro: Dreams, The Cranberries, Analog Spark (1996) Poem: A Man Said to the…
The Morning CommuteSeptember 9, 2026
This entire car is a biz-speak-free zone. Intro: Dreams, The Cranberries, Analog Spark (1996) Poem: Hope, Dave Morrison Music: Mirrors, Caravan Palace, Le Plan…
The Morning CommuteSeptember 8, 2026
Dance like no one's watching, work like no one's in the office. Intro: Dreams, The Cranberries, Analog Spark (1996) Poem: My Crow, Raymond Carver Music: A…
The Morning CommuteAugust 28, 2026
The only agenda item for any Friday meeting had better be 'donuts'. Intro: A Little Less Conversation - JXL Radio Edit Remix, Elvis Presley;JXL, RCA/Legacy…
The Morning CommuteAugust 27, 2026
Blinker fluid is a myth, like patience. Intro: A Little Less Conversation - JXL Radio Edit Remix, Elvis Presley; JXL, RCA/Legacy (2022) Poem: The Want of…
The Morning CommuteAugust 26, 2026
The traffic's not worse; you're a day older. Intro: A Little Less Conversation - JXL Radio Edit Remix, Elvis Presley; JXL, RCA/Legacy (2022) Poem: Hummingbird…
The Morning CommuteAugust 25, 2026
One man's cruise control is another's anger management program. Intro: A Little Less Conversation - JXL Radio Edit Remix, Elvis Presley;JXL, RCA/Legacy (2022)…
The Morning CommuteAugust 21, 2026
Donuts are a survival-of-the-fittest kinda thing. Intro: Call off Your Dogs, Lake Street Dive, Nonesuch (2016) Poem: Telemachus' Detachment, Louise Glück…
The Morning CommuteAugust 20, 2026
The check engine light is not a metaphor. Probably. Intro: Call off Your Dogs, Lake Street Dive, Nonesuch (2016) Poem: Keeping Things Whole, Mark Strand Music…
The Morning CommuteAugust 19, 2026
Your turn signal is irrelevant the moment you use your brakes. Intro: Call off Your Dogs, Lake Street Dive, Nonesuch (2016) Poem: There Will Come Soft Rains…
The Morning CommuteAugust 18, 2026
I mean, we're not NOT better than the people not using the carpool lane. Intro: Call off Your Dogs, Lake Street Dive, Nonesuch (2016) Poem: Peonies, Jim…
The Morning CommuteAugust 17, 2026
Morning traffic doesn't build character, it just delays it. Intro: Call off Your Dogs, Lake Street Dive, Nonesuch (2016) Poem: How Lucky We Are That You Can't…
The Morning CommuteAugust 14, 2026
Whoever brings the Friday donuts get diplomatic immunity. Intro: Candy Girl, New Edition, Warlock Records (1983) Poem: After Minor Surgery, Linda Pastan Music…
The Morning CommuteAugust 13, 2026
The check-engine light isn't just for ambiance. Intro: Candy Girl, New Edition, Warlock Records (1983) Poem: Triolet, Wendy Cope Music: Awesome Ways, Yung…
The Morning CommuteAugust 12, 2026
The office coffee machine has three settings: burnt, weak, and empty. Intro: Candy Girl, New Edition, Warlock Records (1983) Poem: We Could Get Drunk in This…
The Morning CommuteAugust 11, 2026
Someone behind you is composing a strongly worded email about that merge. Intro: Candy Girl, New Edition, Warlock Records (1983) Poem: This Morning I Pray for…
The Morning CommuteAugust 10, 2026
You don't need to signal while you're turning; the wheels give it away. Intro: Candy Girl, New Edition, Warlock Records (1983) Poem: Negligence These Days, AR…
The Morning CommuteAugust 7, 2026
A balanced breakfast means coffee AND a donut. Intro: Salvation, The Cranberries, Island Records (1996) Poem: Lit, Andrea Cohen Music: Bad Bad News, Leon…
The Morning CommuteAugust 6, 2026
Small talk makes the world go more slowly. Intro: Salvation, The Cranberries, Island Records (1996) Poem: The Black Guitar, Paul Henry Music: 9 to 5, Dolly…
The Morning CommuteAugust 4, 2026
People who cheat in the carpool lane are the same people who only signal as they're turning. Intro: Salvation, The Cranberries, Island Records (1996) Poem…
The Morning CommuteAugust 3, 2026
Is this a merge or a hostage negotiation? Intro: Salvation, The Cranberries, Island Records (1996) Poem: [i want to go back], Gregory Orr Music: Candy Girl…
The Morning CommuteJuly 31, 2026
Wondering which donut to eat is like wondering which lottery to win. Intro: Awesome Ways, Yung Bae;Nile Rodgers, Groove Continental (2023) Poem: A Cedary…
The Morning CommuteJuly 30, 2026
Merging is about logistics, not karma. Intro: Awesome Ways, Yung Bae;Nile Rodgers, Groove Continental (2023) Poem: Magdalene: The Addict, Marie Howe Music…
The Morning CommuteJuly 29, 2026
The coffee pot doesn't care that you're muted. Intro: Awesome Ways, Yung Bae;Nile Rodgers, Groove Continental (2023) Poem: [I won't be able to write from the…
The Morning CommuteJuly 28, 2026
Parking lots are the DMV waiting rooms of the workplace. Intro: Awesome Ways, Yung Bae;Nile Rodgers, Groove Continental (2023) Poem: At a Waterfall, Reykjavik…
The Morning CommuteJuly 27, 2026
Yeah, but GPS doesn't account for morning lethargy. Intro: Awesome Ways, Yung Bae;Nile Rodgers, Groove Continental (2023) Poem: The Problem with Travel, Ada…
The Morning CommuteJuly 24, 2026
You don't need justification for a second donut on Fridays. Intro: Can't Steal My Heaven, Caleb Hawley, Storage Unit Records (2023) Poem: The Lesson, Maya…
The Morning CommuteJuly 23, 2026
Does the employee handbook cover fish in the office microwave? Intro: Can't Steal My Heaven, Caleb Hawley, Storage Unit Records (2023) Poem: You Reading This…
The Morning CommuteJuly 22, 2026
Hey, you're my driver assist, pal. Intro: Can't Steal My Heaven, Caleb Hawley, Storage Unit Records (2023) Poem: Today, Mary Oliver Music: Me Myself and I, De…
The Morning CommuteJuly 21, 2026
Nothing says teamwork like not being able to agree on a Pandora station. Intro: Can't Steal My Heaven, Caleb Hawley, Storage Unit Records (2023) Poem: The…
The Morning CommuteJuly 10, 2026
Some weeks just call for chocolate sprinkles. Intro: Bang Bang, Dizzy Gillespie, Verve Reissues (1966) Poem: A Confession, Czesław Miłosz Song: Bullseye…