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- The Opinion Machine???
#367 Make The N-Word Great Again, Some Thoughts On Chud The Builder
#367 Make The N-Word Great Again, Some Thoughts On Chud The Builder
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#366 There Is ZERO “Intelligence” In Artificial Intelligence
#366 There Is ZERO “Intelligence” In Artificial Intelligence
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#365 God Made Africa For Africans & You Can’t Win A War Against God
#365 God Made Africa For Africans & You Can’t Win A War Against God
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#364 What’s The Deal With Tulsi Gabbard? I Don’t Know & Frankly I Don’t Care
#364 What’s The Deal With Tulsi Gabbard? I Don’t Know & Frankly I Don’t Care
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#363 “Gender Affirmation” Is A Psychotic Lie & It Is Getting Innocent People Killed
#363 “Gender Affirmation” Is A Psychotic Lie & It Is Getting Innocent People Killed
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#362 Import Africa - Become Africa - It’s That Simple
#362 Import Africa - Become Africa - It’s That Simple
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#361 Good Riddance Thomas Massie & All Those Who Put Principle Over Pragmatism
#361 Good Riddance Thomas Massie & All Those Who Put Principle Over Pragmatism
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#360 Benevolent Kings vs Ruthless Dictators.
#360 Benevolent Kings vs Ruthless Dictators.
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#359 Reddit Is Hell & Overflowing With Gooners, So Let’s Talk About The Rolling Stones Using AI.
#359 Reddit Is Hell & Overflowing With Gooners, So Let’s Talk About The Rolling Stones Using AI.
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#358 The Kevin Hart Comedy Roast Made Me Sad So Now You Have To Listen To Me Bitch About It.
#358 The Kevin Hart Comedy Roast Made Me Sad So Now You Have To Listen To Me Bitch About It.
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#357 Awetheism - Wolf Spiders, Pigeons, Crows… Why Aren’t Science & Religion Best Friends?
#357 Awetheism - Wolf Spiders, Pigeons, Crows… Why Aren’t Science & Religion Best Friends?
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#356 White Guilt, White Privilege & White Burden. White People Have Been Abused For Decades.
#356 White Guilt, White Privilege & White Burden. White People Have Been Abused For Decades.
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#355 Lowering The Bar So Idiots Like Me Feel Like Geniuses - Covid, NFTs, Crypto & Top Shelf Booze
#355 Lowering The Bar So Idiots Like Me Feel Like Geniuses - Covid, NFTs, Crypto & Top Shelf Booze
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#354 Sadie Winters Will Never Break Your Heart Because Sadie Winters Doesn’t Exist.
#354 Sadie Winters Will Never Break Your Heart Because Sadie Winters Doesn’t Exist.
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#353 Reading Is For Dummies. Yeah, You Read That Correctly, Dummy.
#353 Reading Is For Dummies. Yeah, You Read That Correctly, Dummy.
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#351 A Pigeon Named Rose - Abortion, Assassination, Denial & Compulsory State Indoctrination
#351 A Pigeon Named Rose - Abortion, Assassination, Denial & Compulsory State Indoctrination
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#350 The Age Of Consent - Being Forced To Strip Naked In Front Of My Teachers & Peers, Like You.
#350 The Age Of Consent - Being Forced To Strip Naked In Front Of My Teachers & Peers, Like You.
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#349 Hate Incorporated - How The Left Calls Everything “Hate” In Order To Steal Your Stuff
#349 Hate Incorporated - How The Left Calls Everything “Hate” In Order To Steal Your Stuff
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#348 Comedy In 2026 Is Depressing - I Kinda Review Miniature Wife, Outcome, Cameo & More
#348 Comedy In 2026 Is Depressing - I Kinda Review Miniature Wife, Outcome, Cameo & More
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#347 “LOOKSMAXXING”, Another Globalist Drug Cartel Scheme To Castrate Straight White Men???
Wherein I analyze and theorize about an inorganic phenomenon known as “Clavicular”.Lots of wild speculation here.No refunds.Smug 60 minutes…
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#345 Don’t Listen To This If You Think The Pope Is A Good Guy, (Unless You Enjoy Being Angry)
#345 Don’t Listen To This If You Think The Pope Is A Good Guy, (Unless You Enjoy Being Angry)
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#344 For My Friends Who Suffered The Spiritual Abuse Known As “Q”, & Even The Few Who Still Do.
For My Friends Who Suffered The Spiritual Abuse Known As “Q”, & Even The Few Who Still Do.
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#343 Retarded Man Explains Integrity On His Tiny Dumb YouTube Channel
Retarded Man Explains Integrity On His Tiny Dumb YouTube Channel
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#342 Time To Lose More Followers By Agreeing With King Cheeto. Your Own Damn Fault If You Listen
#342 Time To Lose More Followers By Agreeing With King Cheeto. It’s Your Own Damn Fault If You Listen
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#341 Bitching About The Bitchers Who Won’t Stop Bitching, AKA Entitled “Right Wing” Babies
Wherein I do as advertised, plus take a few side roads around the moon.Extra complainy, this one.Guaranteed to send a few of yous packin’.No refunds.
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#339 I Wish I Could Save Reggie Watts From Leftism. Not Just Him, Everyone.
Wherein, I talk about how I was unable to become friends with and save Reggie Watts from liberalism, even though, its seems like I should have been able to.I…
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#338 Thomas Dolby Can Fork Right Off Back To England So He Can “No Kings” His Own King Charlie.
Wherein I talk shit about Thomas Dolby and tell you how Thomas Dolby is such a forgettable one hit wonder that almost everyone mistakes him for Howard Jones.I…
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#337 Believing, Deceiving, & The Never-Ending Pressure, By Enemies, To Employ & Engage in Both.
Wherein I pivot from bad customer service offered by corporations, to the much worse constituent disservice provided by every bureaucratic government and…
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#336 I’m Not Qualified To Give Life Advice To Anyone But That Doesn’t Stop Me
Wherein I implore the people who ask me for advice to think about what they are doing.Tangents and rambling as usual.No refunds.
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#335 One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Dreaming. Why Don’t You Care???
Wherein I explore the topic of dream journaling and why I can’t figure out why people don’t seem to give a shit about the miracle of dreams.I know I sound like…
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#334 Customer Service Is Designed To Punish & Humiliate You. Who Does Better, Indians Or Filipinos?
Wherein I tell you about my day yesterday, in which I dealt with no fewer than 30 incompetent customer service reps, only one of which I could say was white.It…
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#333 The Truth Doesn’t Exist If It Ain’t On The Internet.
Wherein I give the origin story behind changing my name to ???, how it didn’t really work, and how it was born out of wearing too many hats in my old band…
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#332 Funny Hats
Wherein I sermonize about the sermonizers and why you might want to consider just how silly their hats are before you take them seriously.I argue that funny…
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#331 Stop Being Gay
Wherein I say a bunch of gay shit about gay things in hopes that people will stop being so gay and maybe, you know, get back to the business of not being so…
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#330 Everything Is A Miracle & We Can’t Stop Bitching
Wherein I rant about a billion things, take a bunch of side roads about this hand and the other one.I ain’t got shit figured out.But, that’s fine.No refunds.
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#329 A Story About A Dead Friend Singing To Me From His Grave
Wherein I talk about the gobs of music made by myself and my friends that will likely never be heard by anyone, and how maybe the only music we listen to…
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#328 I’m Transferring My Files From This Cloud To That Cloud & I’m Not So Sure I Know Why
Wherein I get existential about the likelihood that the digital era will be a black hole for future archeologists.If you ain’t printing and making stuff in the…
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#327 It’s Hard To Admit You Miss People Who Hate Your Guts
Wherein I review the culture of the last ten years, more specifically since the family wrecking psyop known as Covid, & ponder how much they were able to…
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#326 It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until You Get Sick Of My Shit
Wherein I give fair warning and address the most recent person who wanted me to know that they were sick of my shit.I’m sick of my shit.Try to be original.No…
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#325 President Cheeto’s Lovely Lack Of Sanctimony
Wherein I say a bunch of stupid shit on this topic, wasting your time, my time, and everyone else’s.In fact, reading this synopsis is a waste of time.You…
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#324 Please Stop Trying To Make Me Care About Israel & Iran
Wherein I make a plea based on an entire lifetime of you assholes trying to make your problems, my problem.If I could snap my fingers and make those two…
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#323 I’m Uncomfortable With Nudity, Mostly My Own, But Yours Too
Wherein I describe the weirdness I experienced when I kinda accidentally became a photographer of naked people, strange rules I made in order to be…
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#321 Solitary Confinement- Aren’t We All On Death Row Anyway?
Wherein I aimlessly ponder the concept of imprisonment, solitary confinement, solitude vs loneliness & why the heck large groups make me feel more isolated…
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#320 If Every Turd You Ever Flushed Came Flying Back In Your Face, You Could Call It Facebook
Wherein I discuss the recent human phenomenon of everyone you ever flushed out of your life, for good or bad reasons, being able to, or being kinda forced…
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#319 Some Mean But True Stories About Zach Galifianakis, David Cross & Gavin Rossdale: Total Douche
Wherein I tell some stories that I should probably keep to myself, but, for whatever reason, I feel compelled to share, to give just a little context to the…
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#317 Trans Killers/Victims & The State Licensed Monsters Who Make Them,
Wherein I tell a story about how I came to be closely involved in the horror known as “Gender Affirming Care”It seems like many are still in denial about it…
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#316 The Legend Of Epstein Shows No Signs Of Slowing & It is Driving Women & Weak Men Insane
Wherein I tell some personal stories of alleged righteous indignation, passionate piety, & cringeworthy chastisement of people who didn’t deserve it & compare…
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#315 Roger Goodell Is Terrified Of His Twin Daughters So He Hired Jay-Z To Hire Bad Bunny (Maybe)
Wherein I explain what should be very obvious about the personal life details of Roger Goodell’s decision to let the anti-white, dreadlocked social justice…
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#314 Kid Rock Vs Bad Bunny Aka White Pride Vs Viva La Raza
Wherein I explain exactly why Puerto Rico can NEVER be granted US Statehood.Not ever.Never.No way.Also, time for whitey to get super pridey.No refunds.
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#311 How Many More Degenerate Conservatives Do We Need To Prove That Conservatives Are “Cool”?
Wherein I theorize how Rubin, Milo, Greenwald, Fuentes, Ali, Jesse, Shapiro, Levin, Loomer, Elijah, Smith, Owens, & the rest of the “right wing” degenerates…
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#310 Tell The Truth So Hard It Sounds Like A Lie - Learn To Cherish Your Own Credibility
Wherein I reflect on why maybe yesterday’s recording about Jeff Epstein & Steve Bannon didn’t sit well with some and compare the ballooning lore behind him to…
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#309 The Steve Bannon, Jeffery Epstein Interview Was A Validating Eyeopener
Wherein I argue that the dehumanization & cartoonification of human beings, friend or foe, does a disservice to humanity as it avoids solving underlying…
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#308 My Apology To Josh, “The Scary Hippy Guy” On Behalf Of Every White Ska Band Ever
Wherein I argue that the ska scene in Provo Utah in the early nineties, of which I was the nucleus, is perhaps the perfect example & manifestation of the…
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#307 Jesse James Seems Like A Bad Person, But, I’m Pretty Sure I’m Worse
Wherein I judge myself for judging Jesse James for being married 5 times, most recently to a porn star named Bonnie Rotten.He traded Sandra Bullock for that?Of…
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#306 Shining The Spotlight On Degenerate Don Lemon
Wherein I reluctantly talk about the phenomenal inversion of morality resulting in a public that has been trained to accept that Don Lemon has any moral…
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#304 Merkley, Dude, What Happened To You?
Wherein a female internet friend of 20 plus years, aggressively asks the above question & I attempt to answer it in detail.Long story short, lots of things…
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#303 I Am Definitely Controlled Opposition, But, So Are You, & So Is Marlon Brando
Wherein I describe how and why you & I became controlled opposition & punctuate it with a story about Marlon Brando, in which I might be stretching the analogy…
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#302 I Think I May Have Solved The Somalian Problem Without Committing A Single War Crime
Wherein I describe the seemingly double standards applied to Squirrels vs Rats and attempt to describe why they aren’t double standards at all, and if you…
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#301 Who Knew Joe Rogan Was Such A Needy Little Bitch???
Wherein I rant about so called tough guys who are more concerned about being popular than saying & doing the obviously right thing.Also more ranting about…