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2D1C: Two Dads One Cast
2D1C: Just two dads on one podcast, talking out their ass 80% of the time, since the 20-teens.
Episodes
- 2D1C: Two Dads One Cast
186: Fuck Ukraine
Seriously, what is it with this fucking cartoon-ass country? Like some crazy bitch with her shirt opened too much, motherfuckers can’t stop staring at her…
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185: Your Swimmers Are Fucked
Spill them under water, spill them in your sink, and spill them in her puss without worry…
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184: Humping The Eagle
And here we gooooo!!! Off-the-cuff & handling towards cancel-town, we're pretty much audible-ing it to hell. Enjoy!
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183: Shoot That Hot NASA Shot
NASA be shooting Earth’s shot all over the back of the milky milky…
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182: Trains, Gays Transpo, Ohio is Gay
All about running trains and shit, broh…
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181: Listen Behind The Curtain
Hey hey hey! We ran out of time so here's a quick look behind the curtain to what we normally converse to get warmed up for the show we suck at doing.
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180: Artificial Bleeding Pussy Balloons
Dear chatgpt, did Biden lie or is he just an enfeebled old that Trump-induced retardation effected liberals elected out of desperation? Plus earning your red…
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179: Robot Pandemic Laser Assassination
I mean do we need anything more than tiny robots, pandemic theory, and presidential assassinations? Yeah, I didn’t think so either. Cheers!
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178: Fat Losers, i.e. Americans and Ukrainians
So what the fuck’s up losers? We’re gonna bullshit about kids on tubes tricking other kids into eating shitty food while their fucktard parents don’t act like…
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177: Planes, Trains, & Antisemtie-abiles
Back in the saddle with our spirit animal Dougie Fresh to take on all the spills and just how deep the media is in big auto’s pocket… Broh, it’s not a recall…
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176: All Your Hot Airs Belongs To Us!!!
A big bag of hot air, a “chinese” spy balloon, and Americans really are that dumb. Cheers you fuck twits out there!
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175: Deadly Men, Deadly Rocks, & Total Fucking Bullshit
So you mean to tell me that an entire gender genetically disposed to violence engages in violence when the system to tamper that violence fails that gender? No…
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174: Fake Booze & Killer Chocolate
What kind of world are we living in where the whisky is fake and chocolate kills? Not one I wanna live in, obviously…
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173: Mess With The Bull, Get The Sharks
That selfie with a wild animal isn’t worth it and the moon is a terrible mistress…
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172: Ninety-nine Hong Balloons
We fucking jump the missile and talk about the Chinese not-a-spy-balloon-spy-balloon before the jet fuel clears. We are stupid motherfuckers...
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171: State Backed Blacks Killing Black Citizens
Note: We just figured out there are issues with the audio on this episode. Because we do these live, there's no coming back from the way it is. Pardon our…
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170: AI Happened And All I Got Was This Lousy Degree
Note: We just figured out there are issues with the audio on this episode. Because we do these live, there's no coming back from the way it is. Pardon our…
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169: Running From The Devil
Note: We just figured out there are issues with the audio on this episode. Because we do these live, there's no coming back from the way it is. Pardon our…
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168: Stardog Champion Issue #2
Sweet cheeks! Welcome to an all-filler, no-killer only-for-the-content solo run where Jason talks about Netflix mobile games, the Stadia controller, and…
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167: Bugs, Drugs, & Airplane Hugs
COVID 23? MTV’s Real Sicario World? Airlines suck donkey balls? Triple yes bitches…
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166: Let's Fuck The World
…with all its trends. They say it’s all about to end.
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165: I Hate It When I'm Right
Spirit animal sighting! Robots FTW! Jason might be a prophet? Cheers!
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164: Poison Titty Crypto Cyber Crimes Against Gaia
Closing out another year of shit, we look at dumb bitches, dumb currency, dumb alphabet agencies, dumb environmental apologists, and dumb state actors…
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163: Stardog Champion Issue #1
Yo! Welcome to an all-filler, no-killer only-for-the-content solo run where Jason reviews the Playdate handheld...poorly. Cheers!!!
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162: The Not-Patron-But-Totally-Patreonesque Episode
This episode is just like we like our sex; quick & tasteless. We cover child grooming, cultural assimilation, rape, Jimmy Kimmel, Jews, everybody loves…
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161: Fuck This Shit
More weed news, crazy babies, and poisonous candies. Oh my!!!
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160: Save Felines
Saving big cats, fucking over big pharma, and water kills a lot?
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159: Death, Love, & Rockets
Jason talks about his father passing away and what that means in modern America. Also what’s our current jerking off game and Elon’s twitter launch of all the…
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158: Are Republicans Cool Again?
Yang..say it ain’t so? Then again with Trump turning on them and Peolsi showing just how much the Dems care about regular Americans could the Rethuglicans be…
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157: You'll Nuke Your Eye Out
Pig eyes, tacti-boobs, crypto for nukes? Yup, just another Tuesday on planet Earth…
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156: Fuck Me In Chaps Bad Boi
It’s our third anniversary, so slap me with leather baby…
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155: Deep Irony & Deadly Pizzas
Welcome to Thylacine Park… Yeah, but, Dan, if Papa John’s breaks down, the metal filled pizzas don't give the pharma CEOs COVID.
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154: Dennis Rodman For US Ambassador
Climate change lies, more artists pissing off religious fucktards, and Dennis Rodman. Need we say more???
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153: Nazis Have Great Taste In Art
Nazi art appreciation, UFOs shockingly aren’t local, and no one ever believed the cliche about the postman and dogs but boy were they wrong.
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152: Chelsea Who?
Expensive weapons, expensive pastry, and with the alarm about quantum computing coming off the government we may actually be in the simulation already…
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151: Betting on the Apocalypse
We lay down actual money on the next “apocalypse” America will be consumed by!
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150: Triple BS, Unholy Unions
Suing the White House, scamming to use the HOV lane, and a corporation purposefully acting in a way that is better for the environment? Bullshit thrice I…
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149: Tiger Tiger Streaming Beer
The USD being replaced by NFL, MAGA fucks giving up Coors Lite, and prison is the end for all tigers my kings…
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148: Less Than Effective Loads
New girl syndrome, Nickelson’s Joker Axis chemical style sperm count lowering scheme, and a possible school shooter being stopped? Fuck me sideways!
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147: Chinese Robot Middle Finger Flu
Morons in government funding our demise, good guy Chinese hackers, and Johnny Silverhand wannabes. Cheers!
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146: California For The Clicks
Just in case you didn’t have enough reasons to roll your eyes about California, we present more dumb!!!
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145: Weed & Whoppers
More paradigm shifting on the reefer in the good old USA and shitty food being a flash point for support of not-heterosexuals. What the hell broh?
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144: Trannywheels
More proof that professional sports has nothing short of a psychotic obsession with making money any and every which way it can. If white nationalism was more…
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143: Back To The Fran Drescher
Are you telling me you built a SAG-AFTRA president…out of a DeLorean? The way I see it, if you're gonna crash a hot air balloon into a train, why not do it…
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142: Snakes On A Plate
I have had it with these motherfucking NFTs on this motherfucking cyberattack!!!
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141: Burn Motherfucker Burn
Society is burning down along with our national forests. Let’s throw another log on that shit, shall we???
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140: They're Magically Delicious
Killer food broh! If you are what you eat and you eat death does Oppenhiemer get jealous???
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139: Killing American Children
It’s an audible episode! We tackle the recent supreme court shenanigans and drink like the fishes! The audio podcast is available at Anchor…
2D1C: Two Dads One Cast138: E.T. Bitches! E-motherfucking Tee!!!
So it takes a war in a country we don’t fucking care about, a goddamn baby formula shortage, a dumbass court opinion, “skyrocketing” gas prices, and a school…
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137: The First Rule of EMS Is...
Go home alive. The second rule of EMS is to save people. How hard is it for you morons to understand what your heroes really are??? We’re talking about guns in…
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136: Dick Farts
This week we talk about things that aren’t real like the right to an abortion and dick farts. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify...
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135: Black Racists & Being Jailed for Pokemon Cards
Don’t use your government cheese for Pokemon, black racists, and the music streaming battle finally has some details released. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify...
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134: Shark Jumping While Selling Children
Woke jumps the shark while jumping a shark that’s jumping a shark? And we find out that Disney employees really love making money off kids too. Don't forget…
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133: Tears for Daylight Savings & Snitches
Time zone battles! MIT being classist? And the ATF wanted people to be a fucking shit-sucking snitch for a Valetine’s gift. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify...
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132: I'm a Simian Girl in a Cyberpunk World...
Escaped lab monkeys, cyberattacks, and the second gentleman. Maybe we are living in Cyberpunk 2077 now??? Don't forget YouTube & Spotify...
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131: Occupy Twitter
Musk buys Twitter and AOC gets wet for that alien hog. Don't forget YouTube & Spotify...
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130: Hack the Work Week
Four day work weeks, STDs explode during lockdowns, and hackers get their forum seized? Hack the work week broh… Don't forget YouTube & Spotify...
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129: Mannatee Lives Matter
Eat your emergency lettuce kiddos while the parents sue the teachers and gun reform only matters when cops are shot. Sounds like America to me! Don't forget…
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128: Job-quiting, Children-imprisioning Non-Union Americans???
Making pedo priests look good, Americans with that middle finger to your Jay Oh Bee, and unions apparently do suck. Who knew? Don't forget YouTube & Spotify...
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127: They're the Kids in America, whoa-oh!
Dead sports players, buying discounted children, and surprisingly kids die when they live in shit holes. Who could have thought that would happen???