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Jimquisition
Audio home of The Jimquisition, featuring its lovely little podcast, Podquisition - starring Jim Sterling, Laura Kate, and Conrad Zimmerman!
Episodes
JimquisitionThe Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution
I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 140: Bird-Faced People Eating Arses
This week, we describe social media in terms of a Hell painting, and give our thoughts on Splatoon 2 and Pyre. Meanwhile, Gav's played more Destiny, and…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 139: Grandma Nintendo
There is no potential for Grandma Nintendo as a character. Meanwhile, we focus surprisingly on videogames this week, how about that!? Destiny 2 thoughts, Unity…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000
Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one. At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 138: Rectal Urgency
Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week. It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Tekken
You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 137: Physical Contact Speed
The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then. Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher…
JimquisitionJim Won’t Give Ian His VR: Episode 3
I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal. But anyway, let's hear about human…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 136: Mario The Soul Catcher
On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that. Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 135: F*ckable Bowser E32017
It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now. Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 134: Ubisoft Is A Glazed Sh*t Donut
Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really. Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 133: There Will Be No Seaman Puns In This Week’s Title
Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage. Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 132: I Could Crush You From The Testicles Outwards
A day early, but still a dollar short, your Podquisition crew talks literal bollocks for a good while before trying to talk about some videogames. Elsewhere…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II
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JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 131: Kissy Kissy Penis
The Podquisition crew gain reality-warping powers and use them irresponsibly. Elsewhere, more Prey talk, discussions about The Surge, and Ubisoft gets its E3…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 130: Two Minutes To Midnight
Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition. Elsewhere, we chat about Prey, Bethesda's putting its trademark foot down again, and something…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark
Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 129: Link Does A Gaper
We talk about the "cheeky" DLC coming to Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's majesty, Little Nightmares, and probably other games too! Elsewhere, Laura's…
JimquisitionJim Won’t Give Ian His VR: Episode 2
The comment section becomes a dysfunctional police station as Ian Boldsworth bites back.
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 128: Have A Look At My Night Trap
So they're rereleasing Night Trap. That's a thing that is happening. Also, we talk about Outlast 2 and Flinthook, Platinum Games is making waves on PC, and…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank
So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. Yep. Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 127: Prepare To Dine
Gavin upsets canon and has to be taken to one side, while we lament a generation that won't watch Beverly Hills Cop III. Elsewhere, the SNES Classic might be a…
JimquisitionJim Won’t Give Ian His VR: Episode 1
Comedian and podcaster Ian Boldsworth wants Jim Sterling's virtual reality headset. Jim Sterling doesn't want to give it to him. Witness the beginning of one…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 126: Peter Molyneux Bangs Peter Moore... David Cage Watches
It's easy as one, two, six! This week, Buster Keaton faces the ultimate challenge, Pathfinder Ryder needs a damn cellphone, and Bayonetta is on PC now. Also…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation
"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. Let the Spin-off…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 125: Battle Of The Ultimate Music Boys
We gather the best boys in music for a showdown that will live on forever... or for a week, anyway. As if that wasn't enough (and it should be), we talk more…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 124: I Still Like PeeBee
Podquisition is up a day early because Jim will be cleaning up some dirty in Seattle. Settle in for the usual slop. Game talk, interruptions, Andromeda. Oh…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Brainscan
Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. Nevertheless, a…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 123: Welcome To The Fockers, Son!
Things get interesting in this one, holy moly! Let's talk about Nier: Automata, Horizon's music, Mass Effect: Andromeda, and then let's get really weird!
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 122: What The Cuck Is This Anal Bum Party?
This episode's suffering will be legendary, even in Hell. There are no rails in sight as we hurdle from sincere divulgences to Metacritic mayhem, angry people…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale
Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that…
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 121: I Have A Rubber Fish Helmet
Unsurprisingly, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and the Nintendo Switch are the big topics of discussion. Also, rubber fish helmets!
JimquisitionPodquisition Episode 120: Breath Of The Wild 12/10!
Laura has access to a Nintendo Switch, so tune in for impressions of the console, as well as the 12/10 rated Breath of the Wild! Also, more thoughts on…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander
Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil - Afterlife
Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that! More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: The Angry Birds Movie
Look, you can't not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion. I mean... you can... but we couldn't. And it's not so much discussion as…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Max Payne
Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters. Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter II - The Animated Movie
The Movie Boys are back to discuss Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie. Let us enjoy this classic anime, or at least that one bit. Guile is useless, M. Bison…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Super Mario Bros.
As a Christmas treat, your lovable Movie Boys pick one of the most anticipated movies to cover in their hot analysis. Join us as we take a merry look at Super…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Postal
Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Pixels
Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Warcraft
Two very confused men pick apart two hours of namedropping and excessive CGI to produce a shambles of a podcast. Considering what we were working with, it's…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Extinction
Dr. Isaacs and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill... Your favorite Movie Boys are back to look at the third film in the Resident Evil movie…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill Revelation 3D
Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode. Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence. Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade…
JimquisitionThe Spin-Off Doctors: Dead Rising Watchtower
Dead Rising Watchtower is a strangely faithful film that attempts quite valiantly to be canon. Sort of. Rob Riggle steals the show and we learn all about the…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Dead Or Alive
Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed. DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within
Complete nonsense. Absolutely, thorough, infuriating nonsense. That's the best way to describe Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. It's a shorter running time…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Prince of Persia
It's time to enjoy the adventures of the Definitely Persian Prince of Persia. Oh, and Ben Kingsley's back, putting in another full-effort performance.
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Apocalypse
Alice is definitely better than Jill Valentine. Resident Evil Apocalypse NEEDS you to know that. Let's see what else this wonderful mess has for us.
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed
Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed. It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Double Dragon
What happens when a videogame turns into The Warriors for children? Robert Patrick gets amazing hair is what! Double Dragon is one of the more curious…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Wreck-It Ralph
SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS! Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1%…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne
A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. Let us enjoy this…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat
It might be the best videogame movie ever made. It might also have a lot of unfortunate implications. It's Mortal Kombat! Why must we mourn Art? Where did…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to! Pokemon…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)
In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. Why doesn't…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie
Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. These things and more combine…
JimquisitionThe Spin-off Doctors: DOOM
Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products. Oh, and…