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100% Eat
Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?
Episodes
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No Wings Because of YOU! %% Buffalo Wild Wings Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm
Our Heroes leave the vote up to you and you did this because of the poll on our Patreon. You're ridiculous but at least it wasn't Burger King. Anyway we get…
100% EatSlappin' Em - Ride Along Domino's
It's a whole trip from there and back. Slap some mayo on your burger pizza and eat some hush puppies, Nick style. Also wait outside while Eric grabs this pizza…
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Get Stuffed %% Domino's Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza
Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new…
100% EatNick's Mad - Wienerschnitzel Ride Along
Grasp this one with 2 hands, it's a burrito size Ride Along. Did Michael phone in the episode? Or is he incredible? A lot of anime talk in this one and Eric…
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Why Do We Keep Going Here? %% Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries Burritos
Nick has a lot of opinions about what a burrito is and he's howling at Our Heroes about this food. Wienerschnitzel threw some slop in a tortilla and the…
100% EatMORE Sludge Food & Being Culinarily Adventurous %% Food Court
From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about hot chocolate & cheezits, wet…
100% EatNick's Roommate - Panera Ride Along
Stop calling it Game F A Qs. Our Heroes have a rainy drive back from Panera and Nick gets chips. A lot of argument about an apple and roommate talk. Prepare…
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Zesty is Italian for Spicy? %% Panera Bread Asiago Bagel Stacks
SSHHHHHHHHH this is a library, maybe. This restaurant was made for grandma's and kids who need to study, but are these "bagels" worth the cash? Come on in…
100% EatCook Sucker & Coffee Cheese Sludge %% Food Court
From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about cookie sucking, saltine mayo, coffee…
100% EatDark Empath Popper Pointing - KFC Ride Along
Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us…
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Behold the Dark Empath %% KFC Mike's Hot Honey Chicken
Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has…
100% EatMy Erectile Functions - Subway Ride Along
Our Heroes run into the angry guy at Subway again but his space cadet friend wasn't there so at least there's a benefit. We didn't get the dippers, sorry Nick…
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Jordan Go Home %% Subway Footlong Oreo Cookie
As an empath Nick screams because there have been sauce changes at a different restaurant. Why did Jordan derail the podcast? Anyway, Our Heroes head back to…
100% EatRemembering the Car Episodes - Carls Jr Ride Along
It's a long drive in the rain and Our Heroes are talking all over the place. Car episodes, Costco is getting Coke, why everything moved out of Austin, ordering…
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BurgerGauntlet.com %% Carl's Jr MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo
Was there cake? Our Heroes take a long drive to Carl's Jr to get the MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo and Nick has been good for 36 hours. Eric still thinks these…
100% EatDid you get fries? They have those. - Wingstop Ride Along
The car ride isn't long so Our Heroes are taking you to the restaurant to pick up the food. Did you know they have fries? What did we get? Is it fries? They…
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Sauce Monkey is the Joker %% Wingstop Sweet Chili Glaze Wings
Our Heroes return to Wingstop to try ANOTHER new flavor. They haven't been here since Secret War came out (remember that show?) but that won't stop Nick from…
100% EatWho's Frodo - Tim Hortons Ride Along
Our Heroes are on the return journey back to the studio after a second breakfast at Tim Hortons. Eric almost crashes the car. We also don't stop at McDonald's…
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Canada's Burger King? %% Tim Hortons
Our Heroes run for the border, but this time it's north as they take on Tim Hortons. The sandwich they were gonna get wasn't there but who cares. They've never…
100% EatNo Cursing with Graysie's Gifts - Kerbey Lane Ride Along
Graysie's wearing some tall shoes and Nick calls Eric names. Our Heroes fill Graysie in on Chris news and Graysie gets zots & gifts. Graysie gets $4 and toys…
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Graysie Saved You Some Pretzel %% Kerbey Lane Texas Twist Pretzel Platter
Our Heroes found out that local diner chain Kerbey Lane is doing a pretzel so they called in local pretzel expert Graysie to get to the bottom of this. This…
100% EatEveryone Listens to Nick - Taco Bell Ride Along
Our Heroes are headed to Taco Bell to place their order in person with big Taco Bell ipads but what are they ordering exactly? Nick will tell you and you will…
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The Year of Taco Bell? %% Taco Bell Chicken Nuggets
Taco Bell keeps the hits coming with new chicken nuggets but Our Heroes need to figure out if they're worth your time. It's just limited time item after item…
100% EatMichael Shaq Gummies Taste Test - In n Out Ride Along
These sour gummies bum Eric out and Our Heroes discuss Kraven the Hunter. Nick's shooting in .5x so it's hard to see if he's leaning in or out, either way Big…
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No Limited Food Here %% In n Out
Our Heroes, for the first time, go to a California staple: In N Out. This burger stand isn't available everywhere and doesn't do limited time food but we've…
100% EatFoot Talk and Nick Gasping - Nando's Ride Along
Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a satisfying meal at Nando's. Here's a cheeky drive where they talk Indiana Jones, feet, Nick gasping, the…
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Cheeky Nando's Doesn't Have The Food %% Nando's Holiday Stuffing
Our Heroes are on a cheeky Nando's trip for the first time ever. This British staple just opened doors in Austin and we find out if you should make the trip to…
100% EatNo One Got Robbed - Ride Along IHOP
Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a successful(?) trip to IHOP. No one got robbed so Nick couldn't bob but we did eat a lot of cookie butter…
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Monkey Crazy for COOKIE BUTTER?!?! %% IHOP Xbox Indiana Jones Stuffed French Toast Menu
Our Heroes raid the tomb of IHOP for the new stuffed french toast menu. It's sponsored by Xbox. Sort of? We didn't really see that other than one little menu…
100% EatOoo What’s That? with Nick - Ride Along Shake Shack
This monkey is feral and has the sauce to prove it. In Ooo What’s That? your host, Nick Schwartz, stops listening to whatever else is going on to point out…
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The Most Marketing Forward Restaurant %% Shake Shack Black Truffle Burger & Holiday Shakes
First and foremost, Shake Shack is a brand. No one cares, certainly not Our Heroes. What they care about this episode is soft soft food and creamy lil shakes…
100% EatMadame Web Watchalong
Our Heroes grabbed some Busty’s (not what it sounds like) and settled in to watch Madame Web (2024). Forced to confront her past, Cassandra Webb, a Manhattan…
100% Eat35 The Long Way? - Ride Along Chili's
Does advertising work? Just did. It's a short ride from Chili's but we're still giving you the best Ride Along possible. Relive RTX memories from a Double Tree…
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The Graysie Hangover %% Chili's Autumn Breeze Marg & Peanut Butter Pie
Our Heroes want their baby back baby back baby back margs? The day they recorded this is the day after they saw Graysie so this whole thing is a whirlwind…
100% EatGraysie Eats 7 Fortune Cookies - Ride Along PF Chang's
Graysie really eats 7 fortune cookies and will become a doctor. Crumbs everywhere. We've got an axe to grind. Did you smoke something? Listen to Graysie open…
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Graysie Throws Out the Format %% PF Chang's Golden Feast
Our Heroes take Graysie to their annual PF Chang's holiday menu feast. What's with all this fried chicken? Is this what the holiday menu is? At least there's…
100% EatNebraskin For Cinnamon Rolls & Chili %% Food Court
From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about chili dipped cinnamon rolls, if soup…
100% Eat4 Giant Sandwich Reveal - Ride Along Jersey Mike's
Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's…
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4 GIANT SANDWICHES?!? %% Jersey Mike's Pastrami & Chipotle Pastrami
Our Heroes go to Jersey Mike's to eat pastrami but check out all this Super Smash Bros talk!!! And midnight releases. Eric is still talking about Wendy's and…
100% EatTempting Salmonella %% Food Court
From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about public use of Frank's Red Hot sauce…
100% EatSqueen's Scrambit - Ride Along Taco Bell
Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the…
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Let the Past Die %% Taco Bell Decades Menu
Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just…
100% EatPRNDL & Graysie Gifts - Ride Along BJ's Brewhouse
Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants…
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Graysie Gets Got %% BJ's Brewhouse Spooky Pizookie
Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE review the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. Wait what do you mean you're out of the Spooky Pizookie? Why would you advertise…
100% EatChocolate Pineapple Frosty & the Broke Water Cooler - Ride Along Wendy’s
Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler…
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Why Bother, Wendy's? %% Wendy's Krabby Patty Kollab
Our Heroes head to a pineapple under the sea to check out Wendy's x Spongebob Krabby Patty Kollab. Wendy's has been on a decline since ditching the Pretzel Pub…
100% EatFlags of Many Colors - Ride Along McDonald’s
Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the…
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Bagel Breakfast Beats Baldheaded Behavior %% McDonald's Breakfast
Our Heroes are once again up at the crack of dawn for YOU, but mostly for them, to get a brekkie bite at McDonald's. Jordan has been throwing shade on the…
100% EatNick "Didn't Vote" and Throws Graysie Under the Bus - Jack in the Box Ride Along
This place is 90 degrees inside and they're out of every drink, they won't serve us breakfast and Nick won't stop saying "jalapenos." This Ride Along is a long…
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It’s Worse Every Time %% Jack in the Box Mummy Wrapped Monster Taco
Because of YOU (through your vote on Patreon.com/100percenteat exclusively) Our Heroes have to return to Jack in the Box. What is with this place? There are no…
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Where's the Maple? %% Einstein Bros Bagel Maplehouse Egg Sandwich
Our Heroes wake up at the crack of dawn (like 10am) to have a bagel, sort of. Einstein Bros new Maplehouse Egg Sandwich has most of it's namesake but seems to…
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You Still Can’t Go Inside %% Sonic Witch’s Brew Slush Float
Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell…
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Eating a heroes meal %% Firehouse Subs Captains Club
Our Heroes take it to the Firehouse to get the new Captains Club sandwich but what’s getting pumped out? It’s gotta be from the deep fryer, right? RIGHT? This…
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We Blaze, Hot Ones %% Panda Express Blazin Bourbon Chicken
Our Heroes venture to Panda Express to take on their new fiery fare. Does the Blazin Bourbon Chicken bring the heat or does this Hot Ones collab end up a dud…
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Graysie makes Eric lose it %% Carrabba's Calabrian Wings
Our Heroes take Graysie out for a fine Italian meal at Carrabba's. With plenty of wine and pricky pear margaritas to go around, this episode is messy. Marvel…
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We Eat the Entire Denny's Beetlejuice Menu %% Denny's Afterlife Beetlejuice Menu
Our Heroes venture to a motel adjacent Denny's for a ghastly afternoon delight in the new Beetlejuice Menu. Do these terrifying treats unlive up to our…
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Eric doxxed us? %% Rudy's Jumbo Smoked Potato
Our Heroes get stuffed and smoked at Rudy's when they take on the jumbo smoked potato. Does this brisket filled spud stand on its own two feet or does the fast…
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Colonel Sanders Shot a Guy? %% KFC Saucy Nuggets
After a false start (check out this Friday's Michael, Jordan Podcast for more,) Our Heroes get into the long and short of KFC's newest sauce covered offering…
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BK is Pro-Michael, Anti-Eric %% BK Fiery Menu
Our Heroes, thanks to YOUR votes (and 2 votes from Nick,) take it BACK to BK to get their mouths around the new BK Fiery Menu. Can these Bug Kings handle the…
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Graysie in the New Studio %% Cheesecake Factory Triple Berry Bliss Cheesecake
Graysie (and Our Heroes) head to Cheesecake Factory to get get a bite of the Triple Berry Bliss Cheesecake. And the buffalo blasts. and the avocado eggrolls…