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100% Eat
Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?
Episodes
100% EatOur Heroes STOP THE STEAL of Wendy’s Pretzel Pub
Wendy's ran a bring it back tournament and Our Heroes got involved to get what they want: The Pretzel Pub. Listen to the harrowing tale and relive the highs &…
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YOU Picked BANNED FOOD for Episode 100! %% Jack in the Box Hot Mess Munchie Meal
It's episode 100 of 100% Eat and Our Heroes allowed YOU (through Patreon votes) to pick the food. Jack in the Box, the once BANNED restaurant, makes its return…
100% EatGraysie Text Race - Pizza Hut Ride Along
Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should…
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Crust-Lovers Died on the Crust %% Pizza Hut New Hut Crust
Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This…
100% EatBeekeeper (2024) Watchalong
Our Heroes watch Beekeeper (2024) with you. Sync this up with the movie and watch Nick & Jordan see it for the first time but Michael & Eric keep looking at…
100% EatDual Strike Plan Initiate - Panda Express Ride Along
Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is…
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The HOTTEST Chicken Ever? %% Panda Express Dynamite Sweet and Sour Chicken
Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not…
100% EatNick on the Cross - Taco Cabana Ride Along
Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's…
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We Eat the Red Goop %% Taco Cabana Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries
This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing…
100% EatFood CRIMES! Pizza Pocket SLOP & Egg Whites with Chocolate Syrup - FOOD COURT
Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg…
100% EatAn Airport Kidnapping - McDonald's Ride Along SUPER SIZED
To give him a true cuck chair experience, Our Heroes pick Evan up at the airport and kidnap him all the way to McDonald's. This Ride Along has Nick driving and…
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$10,000 "Chair Experience" & First Time PM McDonald's %% McDonald's Big Arch
Our Heroes have to tackle the Big Arch this week, especially if there's a mysterious benefactor watching silently from a chair just feet away. WHO paid to be…
100% EatThis is Like Back Home - Taco Palenque Ride Along
Nick is caught Big Foot style in the Taco Palenque. These chips are so good. Nick knows. He also denies a Dipsy Doo. Is this a good place????? Support us…
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Take a Dipsy Doo with the Sauce Monkey %% Taco Palenque Pollo Asado Taco
Our Heroes let Nick make another pick and this time... we get the food. Jordan wanted cotija. The Sauce Monkey looms and runs off for his salsas and he's…
100% EatFood CRIMES! Cook Sucker Tier List & A1 shots - FOOD COURT
Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Cook Sucker Tier List, A1 Steak Shots & Primal steaks. These criminals are…
100% EatNick vs Nick - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along
Our Heroes get their food but it's not the right food but we can make it spicy. No we can't. Yes we can. Not like that. It’s good. Enjoy Nick going through 3…
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Nick's Pick is a Disaster %% Marco's Pizza Fiery Flavors Menu
Our Heroes are put in a predicament thanks to the Sauce Monkey. They're discontinuing this soon which means its gone now apparently. Thumbs up. Anyway we've…
100% EatWHO is Matty Matheson? - KFC Ride Along
Nick doesn't know who Matty is and he's mad about it. It's KINDA a bit! Saucy Monkey Lies in Australia. Grab a greasy curd NOW and chow down on a dry bowl…
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Sloppy SLOP & the EMPTY Pie %% KFC Matty's Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl
CHICKENLESS KFC?!?! This slop bowl hardly stays together and it's kind of like the IDEA of poutine? These Chick'n Pigs are gettin after it. Toothy can't stop…
100% Eat1 Star Str*p Club Reviews - Papa John's Ride Along/YouReview?
Eric BLEW IT and didn't order the pizza so now Our Heroes are waiting in the car. Michael creates a new game where we YouReview strip clubs. THEY DON'T EVEN…
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Eric's Food Failure %% Papa John's Pan Pizza
The order never went through! Our Heroes have a food failure at Eric's behest but they make the best of it. 5 stars, they don't give you a chance. Why is it…
100% EatBack Ice Drive - Bojangles Ride Along
Eric drives over black ice and keeps bragging about it to Our Heroes but not during this drive. Bojangles is near the DQ that's against children but this place…
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You Want Puff-Puff? %% Bojangles Chicken Sandwich
Bojangles in Austin is BRAND NEW and Our Heroes venture over to try the chicken sandwich. Was that the right thing to get? What a Boberry? Eric's in the car…
100% EatSauce Monkey Sauce Ledger - Freddy’s Ride Along
Nick bought the fry sauce but was it the right one. It looks good! What? Reflex? Reflux? What did you say? We're sticking with our messaging from the…
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Freddy's Got Fingered? %% Freddy's Smash Burger Taco
YOU voted for this on Patreon so Our Heroes head to Freddy's to get a... Smash Burger Taco? Is it a burger or a taco? Is it both? Is it worth your time? Are…
100% EatNick Wants Dessert - Applebee's Ride Along
Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals…
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Melting Inside the Applebee's %% Applebee's O M Cheeseburger
Nick is against these old people but Our Heroes make the trek to Applebee's to try their new O M Cheeseburger. It's a burger cut in half and slapped on a…
100% EatTall Shirt - Hat Creek Ride Along
Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the…
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Completing the Hat District %% Hat Creek Queso Fries & Tots
Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys…
100% EatShow Minugs - Chipotle Ride Along
Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode. Support us directly…
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UNLIMITED QUESO?!? %% Chipotle High Protein Menu
Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right?…
100% EatTraffic Jamming - Ride Along Hattie B's
Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5…
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Ending 2025 on a WIN?! %% Hattie B's Nashville Hot Chicken
Welcome to the Hat District. Our Heroes NEED a win to end 2025 after a slew of rough food. Can Hattie B's be the answer? Park a mile away from this episode and…
100% EatWe're Honking - A&W Ride Along
It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really…
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This Place is from Fallout %% A&W Bacon & Swiss Double Burger & Dill Ranch Curds
Monkey Burger is taking over. Where's the root beer? Jordan's in a fight with his drink and this place feels like a throwback to a time that didn't exist. This…
100% EatGraysie's Mystery Lemonade - Burger King Ride Along
This is a mess. Who's drink is this? Michael's covered in BK. There's drink everywhere. Everything is happening at once. Do we stop recording in the garage?…
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Goodbye Graysie %% Burger King Spongebob Movie Menu
Our Heroes take Graysie to a pineapple under the sea to see if this Spongebob food can stand up against the Wendy's effort. It's... Burger King. There's also a…
100% EatWendy's Roulette Losers - Wendy's Ride Along
Go to Patreon to watch Nick spin the barrel. We didn't even have to rig it. Which are Nick's favorite days and why is his anniversary the worst?? These sauces…
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You're Full %% Wendy's Tendies & 6 Sauces
Our Heroes almost got all their food but it's close enough. They force a frosty on the monkey. This doesn't even taste like Wendy's, right? Is that a good or a…
100% EatNick's Phone Died - Firehouse Subs Ride Along
Nick's phone is about to explode. Don't worry, Eric to the rescue. Nick'll take your phone. Give him your phone. He's gonna film. Does it have to be good? It's…
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Are you Overfeeted and Toevrloaded? %% Firehouse Subs French Dip
Our Heroes head back to Firehouse to see if they get the firehose again. This place is filled with smoke and Jordan is not thrilled. Where does this place even…
100% EatNo Eric - PF Chang's Ride Along
Our Heroes get a ride with Graysie and Nick back to the office. Eric has to drive alone. Eric does his own ride along. Why doesn't anyone stop for treats?…
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A Holiday Celebration with Graysie %% PF Chang's Holiday Menu 2025
Happy Holidays from Our Heroes and also Graysie who does NOT want to do the fact sheet. She wants to play and she will do everything she can to prevent this…
100% EatACTUAL ARREST CAUGHT ON CAMERA - McDonald's Ride Along
Nick is mad. Nick is real mad. There was a deal. We paid money for that. This isn't the first time. NO! We didn't get NOTHIN! Hopefully Mumbles watched the…
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We Got McDuped %% Mcdonald's Buffalo Ranch & McRib
Our Heroes attempt to get the McDonald's Buffalo Ranch menu and they get buffalo, which is different. Ask Nick. He'll tell you. He'll scream about it. The…
100% EatAsk Nick Directly - Sonic Burger Ride Along
Sonic Burger doesn't have anything and they won't give you a single burger. This place is a mess and Eric is going to drive Our Heroes off a cliff. Nick is on…
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Still BANNED %% Sonic Burger Pretzel Bacon Sonic Smasher
This place is on THIN ICE! Our Heroes skirt the "No Burgers from Sonic Burger" rule they set forth by creating the ultimate chicken sandwich variant. It's off…
100% EatThe Grape Goon Strikes & Cottage Cheese Mysteries? | Food Court 10/24/25 Part 2
ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and…
100% EatIt's Lowkey Dark Out - Taco Bell Ride Along
Graysie let us know its lowkey dark. RodeoGoat time for our Chungus lives. There's a bird in someone's eye. Who's taco is this? If any of this made sense to…
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Graysie Gets Everything %% Taco Bell Flamin Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito
Our Heroes know it’s the year of Taco Bell but Graysie is yet to learn. We’re lowkey getting a burrito and it brings the heat. And the cheese. Also the return…
100% EatCHEESE in Your Cereal! Plus Ham & Oreo Retrial | Food Court 10/24/25 Part 1
ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and…
100% EatMichael Jones: Ultimate Hero - Dairy Queen Ride Along
Our Heroes somehow got unstuck from the floor and escaped the workers only to lament the disaster of not getting the food but what surprise does Michael have…
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Biggest Fast Food Disaster %% Dairy Queen Sweet Chili Chicken Strips
Our Heroes know that DQ is more than just ice cream, it's also chicken strips and sticky floors and no ice and not having the chicken strips. Wait what? Can we…
100% EatWe Almost Get Run Over | Arby's Ride Along
Our Heroes are on a ride home and no one wants them to make it. Everyone is mad about McDonald's, bitch ass dad. Take us to Monopoly. So are we making a…
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We Eat Dog Food? %% Arby's Steak Nuggets
This is NOT McDonald's and Our Heroes are not thrilled. They believe this is a bait and switch by Eric but Nick is on board so we're eating steak nuggets like…
100% EatHumanoid Shaped Cookies - Torchy's Tacos Ride Along
Pasta Pete broke in and maybe ate some humanoid cookies with chocolate on the back. MAYBE ITS A TIE! Let the chips fall where they may as long as there's one…
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The BEST Queso in Austin!? %% Torchy's Tacos The Ronin
Torchy's is an easy spot but Our Heroes are coming to terms with their limited offerings being a little... lackluster. This things got a lot of peanuts and…
100% EatThe Most Uncomfortable Ride Along Ever - Jack in the Box Ride Along
It must be seen and heard to be believed. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters…
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Are You Being Stupid on Purpose? %% Jack in the Box Sourdough Scrambler
Our Heroes are Real Patriots and we're falling apart. It's the first five minutes of mayhem and its everywhere. Michael's lighting them up and we're burning it…
100% EatHomer Rule 34 - Ride Along Jimmy John’s
Our Heroes gotta look up some cool art. You want to see? We’re not sure if we’re even allowed to show this dude. You remember Homer? No the other one. Yeah…