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Crisco, Dez & Wes
Crisco, Dez & Wes keep you laughing in the morning from 6-9:30am on KS95 in the Twin Cities.
Episodes
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: I’m too broke to (blank)!
I’m too broke to... "Golf..." "I'm too broke to say yes when the Chipotle employee says guac is extra." "I'm to broke to buy new underwear. I'm 41 still…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What is keeping you alive right now?!
What is keeping you alive right now?! "Completing my family in December, expecting a new little one!" "I live for caffeine, nicotine, and coffee when I'm on…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Cuddle Monster!
Valerie is in a unique line of work that her boyfriend is having a hard time explaining to family & friends! He wants her to get a real job! See Privacy Policy…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Gotta Have a Guy!
Certain people on this show are learning you need "a guy" for everything in your life. Plus, Ryan's considering getting an RV, he give us an update where he's…
Crisco, Dez & WesSpeak Up or Shut Up?
We recently went to a Saints game with some of our listeners and we had a blast. Before we met some of our wonderful listeners, Crisco decided he needed to get…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Temper Tantrum
Is cold weather really that bad? Plus, what's the new neat trend parents are having their kids do in public now? See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What did you accidentally do but will never admit?!
What did you accidentally do but will never admit?! "I got pregnant accidentally." "My bosses email was open on our work computer and I 'accidentally' deleted…
Crisco, Dez & WesCrisco & Dez Have a Slumber Party!
Crisco decided he needed a break from his house last weekend and Dez offered to let him sleep over at her place. Here's how it went! See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What do you want to experience at least once in your life?
What do you want to experience at least once in your life? "I want to be a dominatrex!" "Ride a motorcycle. As a passenger. Scares the heck out of me, but I…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Sweetheart's Set on Sweden!
Nick’s wife has an idea of how she’d like to raise their child! And it involves moving to Sweden…permanently! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: DIY, Not Together
DIY projects, they can ruin even the strongest of relationships. Ryan shares how it almost ended his. Plus, Crisco's trying to become a little less nerdier day…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Karma's a B... Or Is It?
Crisco got his first facial and if you know anything about the big guy, it ended exactly how we all would expect it to. Crisco goes from telling us a story…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Ceremony Shakedown
Kyle is suspicious of his cousins latest engagement announcement! He’s convinced she’s running an elaborate scam and he’s not falling for it again! See Privacy…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What’s the creepiest thing you’re into?!
What’s the creepiest thing you’re into?! "I'm obsessed with serial killers. I have a binder full of research, color codes and alphabetized." "I'm super into…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Date the Cheapskate?
How cheap is too cheap with a new boyfriend?! At what point does he become a cheapskate that you can’t bear to date anymore? See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What courageous conversation are you waiting to have?!
What courageous conversation are you waiting to have?! "I need to tell my narcissistic dad that he's never doing to have a relationship with his grandkids if…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours:: Gone Fishin'
Is Crisco being catfished and why does everything in Pidge's life somehow turn out weird?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What’s your go to way to sound smarter?
What’s your go to way to sound smarter? "Ask if they know what breed of horse is walking by and I correct them if they are wrong." "I know three phrases in…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: New Cabin Fever!!
Are things ever really fair when you own a family cabin? Michelle is fed up and ready to do something drastic, but should she? See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesRyan Goes On a Shamanic Experience!
Ryan just went to see his brand new baby nephew for the first time in Arizona. While he was in AZ he decided to go on a shamanic experience. Not sure he…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Chili's!!! Baby Back Rubs!!
Nothing makes Dez laughing harder than Crisco's lowest moments and why is one couple getting so much heat for what they decided to serve at their wedding? See…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What was your foot in mouth moment?
What was your foot in mouth moment? "Asking a coworker how old his young Grandkids were in front of a group at work. Found out they were all his kids."…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Rat on the Brat?
Something that started out so simple now has Marcy in a predicament where she has a decision to make that could affect her friendships, her children and her…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Crisco's a Monster!
Crisco admitted something today that not only shocked us, but absolutely disgusts us as well! And Dez has somehow managed to convert another human into a…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Move In or Move On?
Kelly’s Mom is mad that she won’t let four people move in with her. Now it’s starting a huge fight. Do you really have to look out for family this much? See…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: I never thought I’d have to tell somebody blank?
I never thought I’d have to tell somebody blank? "Never thought I would have to tell my kiddo that you can't bite the cat back." "I never thought as an HR rep…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What strange thing turns you on?
What strange thing turns you on? "The smell of my husband’s armpits." "My man's a mechanic.. his dirty hands get me so excited!" "Dad's in gym shorts and a tee…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: I would “blank” every day of my life, if I could!?
I would “blank” every day of my life, if I could!? "I would swim in the ocean every day if I could. My daughter said she would play with puppies." "I would…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Chance It?
How many chances do you give somebody? Chloe‘s mom has made promise after promise, but swears this time she’s changed her ways. See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Conscious Unschooling??
Ever heard of conscious unschooling? No? Well, this could be the end for Aaron and his wife's marriage! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Baby Come Back!
So many questions answered today! Who wants Crisco back now? How did one city finally get their potholes fixed? Some may call it desperate, some may call it…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Burning Down the House!
Pidge almost burned his nest to the ground and one lady wakes up in the hospital to find out her bank account was overdrafted by nearly $100 billion! See…
Crisco, Dez & WesMom in a Million II
All week listeners have been calling in to tell us why their mom is so special and nominate them for Mom in a Million. Three listeners call in and explain why…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What secret are you keeping from your Mom?!
What secret are you keeping from your Mom?! "I moved out of my townhouse & I'm living with my boyfriend who's 17 years older than me!! And she's never even met…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Happy Mother's Day!
Have you ever thought something for over a decade only to find out, it's actually the exact opposite of what you 've thought this whole time? Have you ever…
Crisco, Dez & WesMom in a Million!
All week listeners have been calling in to tell us why their mom is so special and nominate them for Mom in a Million. Three listeners call in and explain why…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Keys to a Healthy Relationship
What are you supposed to do if someone abuses the “emergency-only” key to your home?! What if that person is your mother-in-law?! See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What’s the most unhealthy thing you do and love it?!
What’s the most unhealthy thing you do and love it?! "Sometimes I live off gas station food for a week or more at a time." "Eat ranch on top of Mac and Cheese…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Honey Suckle
Is Crisco too close to his mom? Most would probably say yes, way too close!! Plus, hear why one man turned down a woman for a reason no one would ever guess…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What’s the craziest thought you acted on?!
What’s the craziest thought you acted on?! "I had 30 days to see how far I could ride my horse, I started in Hastings, Minnesota made it to Winterset, Iowa."…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Mother's Day Debate
Chris’ wife has a specific idea of how she would like to spend Mother’s Day but will she regret it?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: What's Your Sign?
TJ may have made a scientific discovery and now she's got us all question ourselves and Dez's daughter has a brand new obsession! See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: I was young and needed the money…
I was young and needed the money… "In my early 20's I sold our dog to pay the rent. Then I had to lie to my kids about why their puppy was gone.. I still feel…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Dog Gone It!
Edward’s buddy asked him to watch his dog while he’s out of town for work! Fast forward two years later, his friend just got home and there’s a BIG problem!…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: The Pidge Palace
Crisco got a tour of the Pidge Palace this weekend and boy is it... something? And something or things have been living in Crisco attic for years! He has no…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: I’ve been dying to (blank)!
I’ve been dying to (blank)! "I'm dying to unicorn with one of my old coworkers we both want to." "I'm dying to rent a storage unit so I have space for a 48,000…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What do you get judged for?!
What do you get judged for?! "People judging my driving and driving like an old grandpa. Too slow and cautious I guess." "Judged for letting my grandson eat…
Crisco, Dez & WesChatGPT Ranks Our Looks
We've been having a lot of fun with the popular A.I. ChatGPT lately. I don't know if "fun" is the word any of us on this show would use for this segment, but…
Crisco, Dez & WesChatGPT Plans Spontaneous Vacations
It's been all the buzz for the past month or so. ChatGPT, the A.I. that can pretty much do anything you ask it to. In this segment, Ryan asks ChatGPT to plan…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Rinse & Repeat
Crisco should be very proud of himself! He finally did something that he should've been doing months ago and is one step closer to doing something he should've…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What will you never admit to?!
What will you never admit to?! "That I knew I was ovulating when I got pregnant with my twins, it wasn't an "accident"." "I was very close to having an affair…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Voo-Doo Vexation!
If your fiancé’s family doesn’t like your Mom, is that an automatic dealbreaker?! Chris’s Mom has a unique set of skills that scare people and she probably saw…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: What a Friend!
Even after given reason after reason why not to, and listener after listen explaining why to her why it's not a good idea to move to Mexico, Dez refuses the…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List: Winter's Wearing On Wife
This long winter has finally broken Thomas’ wife! She has a plan but is this realistic or is she overreacting?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What is constantly in the back of your mind?!
What is constantly in the back of your mind?! "Moving south, out of MN!" "Every guy I see I'm always wondering what he looks like naked!!" "My daughter's best…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Matter of the Party Platter!
Crisco and his family can't seem to agree on a single thing to serve at his nephew's graduation party. And, what city in Minnesota has the worst water? Our…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: I JUST learned to (Blank)!
I JUST learned to (Blank)! "After years of using a laptop, I just learned if you put two fingers on the mouse pad it will allow you to scroll up and down on…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: CO-operate?
Amber’s husband asked her a question so outrageous that she thought he was joking and went along with it! She was kidding, he was not. See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Crisco dating again?
Crisco is looking at Dating Apps again plus big news for Ryan! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What do you do on purpose to upset someone?!
What do you do on purpose to upset someone?! "When my mother-in-law brings up having kids/grandbabies, I always correct her with "kittens" or "grandkitties"…