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Crisco, Dez & Wes
Crisco, Dez & Wes keep you laughing in the morning from 6-9:30am on KS95 in the Twin Cities.
Episodes
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: America: She's Big!
Has America just given up? People wear whatever they want, wherever they go. Have no cares of what they're doing in public. And how hasn't Sammy given up on…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What are you faking so you look good?
What are you faking so you look good? "Faking that I don't want a man in my life when really I do!!" "I am the maid of honor in my soon to be sister-in-law's…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Blow Up Besties Big Day?
How are you supposed to handle the news when you find out your best friend secretly married your Ex-Wife?! But wait till you hear who was at the wedding! See…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What’s the most unattractive quality a person can have?
What’s the most unattractive quality a person can have? "Poor hygiene, bad breath." "Being too controlling and expecting your partner to shut up and obey to…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Roll the Dice
TJ tells us about her special Valentine's Day and her very detailed plans for retirement. Crisco on the other hand tells us how he managed to spend $100 on…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Vindictive Valentine
What happened last night is reason enough for Theresa to end her marriage! But should she? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What lie have you believed for most of your life?!
What lie have you believed for most of your life?! "I used to believe that chocolate truffles had actual mushrooms in them. I always thought truffles were…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: The Holy Grail!
Apparently, Crisco has found the Holy Grail! Or so he says. We're not sure why, but as soon as T.J. joins the podcast it completely goes off the rails. See…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: #SexyFails
#SexyFails "I was blindfolded in bed and he was spoon feeding me things like whipped cream, chocolate, strawberries, etc. when all the sudden he put ice cream…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Money Talks, but Would You Walk?
Shannon is being offered money to disappear?! How much would it take for you to walk away from your life and go hide somewhere new? See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Life's Tough for a Dez'ers
Vacation Dez stops by to entertain us for a bit, and Crisco makes an astonishing admission! Plus, stick around to hear Dez speak with Kathy, Program Director…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What stupid hill are you willing to die on?
What stupid hill are you willing to die on? "Taylor swift is overrated, I like her songs, but she's overrated." "Chicken wings are way too much work for far…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Fulfill Dad's Duties!
Family Duties are calling, and Terry would rather hide! Is he expected to step in because his dad is asking him to do so? See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesFirst Quadrillionaire Ever!
Never thought we'd be alive to see the day, but an American has become the first quadrillionaire to walk this earth! It's probably not what you'd expect…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Monumental Morning
We really couldn't be prouder of both Dez and Crisco! They both accomplished something we never ever thought they'd be able to do. We also go over some "not so…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: When did they give you TMI?!
When did they give you TMI?! "My grandma informed me (mid story) that my dad has a hat on his manhood... not something I wanted to know!" "When my mom told me…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Ring the Bells
The worst thing that could ever happen to any guy at a wedding just happened to Seth! But all he wants to talk about is what he’s got in his pocket right now!…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What do you wish you could share your true feelings about?
What do you wish you could share your true feelings about? "My in-laws." "My boss is an incompetent B!" "I would love to scream at my snooty little "B" of a…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Dez Gets a Taste of Her Own Medicine
We all know Dez loves snooping on others. Well, now she's starting to worry others are snooping on her! Plus, you have to hear the lasted hilarious TikTok…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: When were you mortified in public?!
When were you mortified in public?! "I was talking to my daughter’s coach after a softball game. My dad decided to listen to the conversation and farted very…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Teddy Take Back
Teddy gave his boss an ultimatum and it backfired! How do you patch this back together without his wife finding out?! See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Gaggle of Giggles
Ryan was invited on a one-of-a-kind trip that he immediately turned down. Pidge goes undercover for an investigation at 4:30 in the morning. See Privacy Policy…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: #SensitiveSubjects
#SensitiveSubjects "Towels... Yep." "Dogs in the bed with us. Do not bring it up to my spouse. What's the big deal?" "Can't talk about the fact that my mom…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: List the List?
Didi’s fiancé wants to make sure that the woman he’s marrying is going to live up to his expectations in the long run! See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Proud Momma
It was a huge day in Dez's household, and she couldn't be prouder of her kids. Pidge is feeling really guilty about something from his past! See Privacy Policy…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: I can’t control myself when it comes to (blank)
I can’t control myself when it comes to (blank) "I can't control myself when I see pastries or desserts with whipped cream!! Lovvvve whipped cream!!" "I cannot…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Very Different Pasts!
Nicole was ready to marry this guy until she found out one major detail! Is this something that needs to be sorted out before you say “I Do”? See Privacy…
Crisco, Dez & WesA Round of TIL
Every-so-often we like to do a round of TIL (Today I Learned). This round was inspired by Dez and something she said to us yesterday. We thought it was a joke…
Crisco, Dez & WesSame Name Thing
How do you feel when you meet someone with the same name as you? Do you immediately like them? Immediately feel competitive? People have all sorts of opinions…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Crisco: The God That He Is
A genius idea for a brand-new business is born live on this podcast and there's a lot of money to be made! Speaking of business, Crisco's brother wants Crisco…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: You could never look at them the same since you learned...?
You could never look at them the same since you learned...? "I was 40 when I found out my Aunt was born my Uncle." "I found out my coworker is a casual cocaine…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Dark Secret Coming to Life
Maggie’s secret that she buried years ago has reemerged! Does she face it or continue to hide so her husband never finds out? See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: Most embarrassing thing anyone ever asked you?!
Most embarrassing thing anyone ever asked you?! "Why is your face so red today? (Gee thanks, it's called rosacea.)" "While shopping with my son, his face came…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: At That Age
Dez is trying to avoid hitting "that age", but it may be too late! She's already talking about bunions and waking sure she has heating pads with her at all…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Worth Fighting For?
The most unlikely person has been flirting HARD with Joanne’s boyfriend! And she’s starting to wonder if she should just let her have him! See Privacy Policy…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: Admit something bold right now!
Admit something bold right now! "I'm divorcing my husband after I get back from Hawaii." "I want to be an old lady super model! "Not bi, I just have needs."…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Hot Commodity!
Apparently Dez was a real hot commodity in Mexico and who knew green peppers could be such a touchy subject?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What did you do once and would never do again?!
What did you do once and would never do again?! "My husband and I created "a tape". Never again!" "Bungee jumping. they had to almost push me off the ledge…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Ultimate Ultimatum!
Nicole is tempted to give her husband an ultimatum to find out if he really truly wants to marry her or just hang out with his family?! See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Dez Bares All
Dez is back from her trip to Mexico and now she's really hoping the house she stayed in doesn't have cameras! Plus, for the second day in a row, Crystal makes…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What were you not allowed to do as a kid but love doing as an adult?
What were you not allowed to do as a kid but love doing as an adult? "Swearing. F bombs everywhere! My husband always asks me why I have to talk like a sailor…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Secret Secrets Are No Fun!
One stupid choice on a work trip could have destroyed her marriage! Now Amy is left wondering if she needs to tell her husband what almost happened?! See…
Crisco, Dez & WesEveryone Has Stolen Items at Home!
Ryan's friend recently realized something and proceeded to make a bold statement. Do you agree? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California…
Crisco, Dez & WesEver Been Bribed to Do Something You Didn't Want to Do?!
After reading a story about a Father-In-Law offering a bride thousands of dollars to call off her wedding, it got us wondering, have any of our listeners ever…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Snip, Snackle & Pop
TJ joins us for one more podcast before Dez is back, and boy does she have some stuff to say. Plus, Crisco is only a couple months from turning 40 and it's…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: I love (blank) and that will never change!
I love (blank) and that will never change! "Redheads. They are the best!" "I love being a furry. Have been my entire life. I'm 37 now so it doesn't seem to be…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Should She See a Therapist?
Kelly’s best friend just showed her a picture of the new guy she’s dating, and she nearly choked! Does she tell her why she knows him? See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: You know it’s wrong, but you do it anyway!
You know it’s wrong, but you do it anyway! "I use my companies gas card to fill up my vehicle." "Jump in the sky priority line at the airport, even when I…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Moon Memories!
We continue memorializing Moon! There are endless stories and each one if funnier than the last! Plus, we share some Secrets from this morning (What do you…
Crisco, Dez & WesRemembering Moon
It's hard to believe that we had to make this announcement this morning. Our beloved KS95 legend Moon passed away late last night. Crisco, Dez, Ryan and Staci…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Sticky Seduction Situation
Adrienne’s boss wants to give her a promotion, but she’s got to do a little favor for her that is highly unethical! See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Love Triangle
Are Pidge & Pudge taking their love for each other a little too far and why is Dez getting in trouble by one listener?! See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What’s the most basic thing you're terrible at?
What’s the most basic thing you're terrible at? "I can never say "cellular" correctly 😂" "I cannot whistle!" "Easy math especially when someone is watching or…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Overwhelmed & Welshing
Melanie made a promise to her sister that just feels too big! And now she wants to go back on that promise because it costs too much and gets in the way of her…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: MJHGA!
Move over MAGA, we're all about MJHGA! Make Jean's House Great Again! Plus, Dez is extremely worried because River continues to show signs that he's a young…
Crisco, Dez & WesDez Continues to Creep!
We all know Dez's love of snooping, spying and eavesdropping at any opportunity. Well, she's back at it and this time she may have gone a bit too far. See…
Crisco, Dez & WesCrisco Caught By Couple
Crisco has a laundry list of neighbors that refuse to talk to him, and now he can add two more people to that list after the latest incident. See Privacy…
Crisco, Dez & WesSecrets: What did you get fired for?
What did you get fired for? "I got fired for sleeping with my manager... we're married now." "I got fired from a job at a restaurant because after hours I…
Crisco, Dez & WesLove 'Em or List 'Em: Travel Trouble
David is being asked to support his wife’s college dream come true even if it means quitting her job and blowing her savings to do it! See Privacy Policy at…
Crisco, Dez & WesAfter Hours: Dez Finds Her Calling
Ryan went and saw his grandma over the weekend and learned a lot about the community she lives in! Vaughn's enrolled in another pottery class and Dez thinks…