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Swing Theory
Welcome to Swing Theory, formally "The Kitchen Sink, ENM and Kink Podcast. We have done a major rebrand where we will be focusing mainly on the Swing Lifestyle and other ENM lifestyles Swing Theory – Where pleasure meets perspective! 💋 Join the flamazing trio as we dive deep (and sometimes sideways) into the swinging lifestyle — sharing real stories, spicy moments, and everything we’ve learned from over a decade of non-monogamous adventures. From steamy experiences to honest conversations about…
Episodes
Swing TheoryEp 59: Hall Passes Belong In School Not The Lifestyle
In this weeks episode we discuss “Hall Passes”, what they mean in the Lifestyle. We then discus our thoughts and opinions on the matter, some you may agree…
Swing TheoryEp 58: At Least Say Hi, and Tink Talks Pegging
In this weeks episode Pedro tries not to die as he gets over a sinus infection. In the swing segment we discus the etiquette of letting someones partner know…
Swing TheoryEp 57: Strawberry Douche, And Fan Fantasies
In this weeks episode Pedro and Tink talk about the most common ENM/Swing dynamics. We explain what the terms and definitions of each are. We also explain why…
Swing TheoryEp 56: Burnout is Real, And TInk Gets Put In Her Place
In this weeks episode Pedro and Tink talk about what burns them out when it comes to the swing lifestyle. Why it may be happening and possible ways to remedy…
Swing TheoryEp 55: The Changing of Dynamics In Your Swing Journey
This week Pedro and Tink discuss all of the dynamics they have tried in the swing lifestyle. What they liked and didn’t like about each. And what dynamic they…
Swing TheoryEp 54: The Private Affair and Don’t Touch Me There
In this weeks episode we are home from Pennsylvania. We talk about our trip to The Private Affair in port deposit MD. Then in the swing segment we discuss…
Swing TheoryEp 53: Is Age Just a Number, and Tink Talks With Her Mouth Full
In this episode we are recording from the beautiful SunnyRest Resort in Palmerton, PA. In the swing segment we ask the question, does age really matter in the…
Swing TheoryEp 52: I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying, Happy 1 Year Anniversary
In this weeks episode we celebrate ONE YEAR of the podcast. That’s 52 episodes of pure shitshow goodness. And for this show we have our friends and Number 1…
Swing TheoryEp 51: Naughty N’awlins, You Can’t Always Get What You Want
This week we recap our five days at Naughty N’awlins. We are exhausted from a week full of seminars, drinking, late nights and amazing friends. We apologize if…
Swing TheoryEp 50: Be You Boo, and Swinging Slaves
In this weeks episode, Pedro and Tink record from Naughty N’awlins. In swinging we discuss how important it is to be true to yourself and being authentic in…
Swing TheoryEp 49: Poosie Blockers and Social Floggers
In this weeks episode Tink and Pedro talk about a new trend they have been seeing on social media where women are poosie blocking their male partners for…
Swing TheoryEp 48: Locked Down: Play Partners and Tinks Toys
This week we have a doozy of a swing segment. Something we have seen over and over again. We discuss the members of the lifestyle who feel they can lay claim…
Swing TheoryEp 47: Pedro Gets Vulnerable About Boundaries
In this weeks episode Pedro and Tink retell some hot details bout their play time over the weekend. Tink plays with someone for the first time after a year in…
Swing TheoryEp 46: Swinging Newbies and The Ice Breaker Challenge
In this weeks episode Pedro and Tink record live from the Pandor’s Resort Playroom with special guests Tom and Jill. They are fairly new to the swing lifestyle…
Swing TheoryEp 45: Single Guys and Glory Holes
In this weeks episode we talk about single males or men who can play solo. Tips from Tink to help your chances making connections with women in the lifestyle…
Swing TheoryEp 44: New Owners and Sensual Pedro
In this episode Pedro and Tink head to the newly reopened Pandora’s Resort in Crossvile, TN. We discuss expectations when visiting a swing resort and how to…
Swing TheoryEp 43: Mens Health and Cheers for Beers
This week Pedro and Tink talk about a situation that can come up at clubs, house parties, hotel parties or anywhere really that there are play rooms. If you…
Swing TheoryEp 42: Mommy, Mommy, MOM!
In this weeks Mothers Day episode Pedro and Tink discuss their views on building intimacy and “reconnecting” after a play session or swap in the swing…
Swing TheoryEp 41: Catfished and ”C”-Caged
In this weeks episode Tink and Pedro discuss what happens when people misrepresented themselves during the ice breaking period when sending pictures through…
Swing TheoryEp 40: Long Rides and Ball Gags
It’s been 40 episodes now, wow how the time flies when you’re being kinky sluts. In the swing segment this week we discuss how to navigate when your partner…
Swing TheoryEp 39: 3Ways and Sit On My Face
This week your hosts Pedro and Tink talk about 3-ways in the swing lifestyle. MFM, FMF, FFM, and even MMF. The pro’s and con’s to each style and what we…
Swing TheoryEp 38: Roses and Demons
This week Pedro and Tink talk about what happens when a couple breaks their own rules and commit what we consider a cardinal sin in the lifestyle. Tips on how…
Swing TheoryEp 37: Connefection Whores and My Little Pony
In this weeks episode Pedro and Tink explore the differences between the members of the swing world when it comes to posting in groups online. Are they looking…
Swing TheoryEp 36: Friends or Hoes and Banana Bread
In this weeks episode Pedro and Tink discuss turning vanilla friends into swing friends, or Making swingers into friends, the pro’s and con’s of both and our…
Swing TheoryEp 35: FullSwap for N00bs and All Eyes On ME
In this episode we talk about fullswaping, the do’s and don’ts, how to approach other couples, boundaries to discuss and things to keep in mind while doing the…
Swing TheoryEp 34: I’d Do Anything For Swing, But I Won’t Do That, and HotWife Fails?
In this episode Pedro and Tink discuss when one person in a couple makes plans that may push their partner out of their comfort zone. Then Tink talks about her…
Swing TheoryEp 33: No OPP and Tink’s DP
In this episode we have a special guest where we discuss bad advice given to new swingers. And our perspective on how newbies can navigate through the BS. In…
Swing TheoryEp 32: Sexpectations and Tink’s Booty Obsession
This week Pedro and Tink talk about sexpectations in the swing lifestyle when talking to other swingers. Should play be expected if someone shows a little bit…
Swing TheoryEp 31: 3-Ways and FemDom’s
In the swing segment Pedro and Tink talk about the 3-Way dynamics. Specifically the FFM and MFM. How to go about finding these partners and how not to go about…
Swing TheoryEp 30: Pineapples in the Wild and People You May....Bang
In this weeks episode Pedro and Tink are back to talk about how to handle encountering other pineapple people in the wild. What to do and of course what NOT to…
Swing TheoryEp 29: Swing and the Struggle Bus
In this episode Pedro and Tink talk about the struggles of the swinger lifestyle. A lot of stuff we may not talk about with friends or other people in the…
Swing TheoryEp 28: Rejection And Tink Wants the D
In this weeks episode Pedro and Tink discuss rejection and how to handle those feelings in the swing lifestyle. We also touch on what to do if you start…
Swing TheoryEp 27: The Polyam Touch and Know Your Role B!tCh
In this episode Pedro and Tink discuss what happens in a polyam dynamic such as a triad or quad when everyones love langue is touch. How to handle the possible…
Swing TheoryEp 26: Swing Life Gut Checks
This episode is all about swinging! This weeks topic was so good we decided to make this whole episode about swinging and the gut checks we all need to do in…
Swing TheoryEp 25: Fake Wives and Thrusting Rides
In this weeks episode we discuss how to deal with people when they pretend to have a partner and you can never get to speak to or meet that partner in the…
Swing TheoryEp 24: SoCiAL mEdiA and A$$ Spankings
In this weeks dumpster fire, I mean episode. We give our take on two listener submitted topics. The first in the swing segment we discuss if social media had…
Swing TheoryEp 23: rEgErTs and Group Swaps
In this episode Pedro and Tink talk regrets in the swing lifestyle. In place of the polyamory segment we talk about Hotwives and cuckolding as well as the…
Swing TheoryEp 22: Hot Wax and New Years
In this New Years eve episode your hosts Pedro and Tink talk about their 2023 swinging sexolotutions. All the sexy things we want to make happen this year with…
Swing TheoryEp 21: Santa Balls and Cheese Dildos
In this Christmas episode Pedro and Tink discuss what happens if Santa empties his sack during playtime in a swing setting. What you can do to handle this…
Swing TheoryEp 20: Unicorn Hunters and FemDom’s
Finally Episode 20 is here after a bunch of illness ran through our home and an unexpected family emergency.In this episode Pedro and Tink discuss the unicorn…
Swing TheoryOh No, Oh NoNoNoNoNo
Due to illness and a family emergency we did not have time to record this weeks episode yet. But we plan to release it later in the week, so please check back…