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Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Tuesday, January 2, 2024
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Sending Out 2023 While Still Fully Recumbent
CIB is back atop your podcast feed one final time in 2023 with stories of the last enjoyable family Christmas, a 2023 pop culture recap that begins and ends…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Friday, December 22, 2023
(This episode originally posted with a small, non-content-related error in the audio file about 11 and one-half minutes in. This new version of the episode…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Thursday, December 21, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Wednesday, December 20, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Trying to Tush Push Our Way Through to Christmas
This week we’re podcasting about how it must somehow be bad when something incredibly convenient happens, wondering about why no one ever gets mad at the…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Tuesday, December 19, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Monday, December 18, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Friday, December 15, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Thursday, December 14, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Wednesday, December 13, 2023
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Sometimes a Birthday Soda Turns Into Tough Shit
CIB lands with a plus-sized thud atop your podcast feed this week with some observations about over-leveraged parents and their kids, Congresswoman Elise…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Tuesday, December 12, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Monday, December 11, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Friday, December 8, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Thursday, December 7, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Wednesday, December 6, 2023
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And Now, Back to Your Regularly Scheduled Programming
Cast Iron Brains returns to its rightful place atop your CIB feed with nearly a whole damn hour of yapping about college football before we get to explaining…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Tuesday, December 5, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Monday, December 4, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Friday, December 1, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Thursday, November 30, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Morning Press for Wednesday, November 29, 2023
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- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Prejudiced Against Because We're Podcasters
The only English-language podcast of pure repute lands atop your feed today with Thanksgiving reminiscences, Republicans confused about where the Rainbow…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
What Grown-Ups Do
CIB is here to screech delightfully into your earholes while you baste or stuff or spatchcock that big bird of yours this week, with a few minutes lost in the…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Tankie on a Train, and Other Moral Stains
CIB returns to podcast feeds the world over with some truly unforgivable blather about college football and baseball managers, dips into the WGAS Newsbag to…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Sorry for Podcast Rocking
CIB returns after taking Halloween Holy Week off to discuss what happens when you go try to buy a cup of coffee out in the world for the first time in a long…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Successful Quagmires, and Other Inevitabilities
Israel and the coverage of the ongoing conflict in Gaza continue to dominate our thoughts this week, but we also find time for an, uh, NBA season preview…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
"Get me to Palestine with Some Medical Shears and a Bible!"
It’s another podcast in which we talk about the ongoing and likely soon to be escalating war in Israel, the ongoing failure of Republicans to run their…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
A Big Planet, with Tumult in Parts
The world continues to do its world thing, and so CIB must continue to do its podcasting thing, much to everyone’s dismay. We spend the bulk of this week’s…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Death in a Braves Hat
After an extended weekend terrorizing an Embassy Suites west of Philadelphia, CIB returns with a reaction to the news that all mammals will be dead in just a…
Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and AbeThe Fellas Go to Parti-Gras
When Lori is away the dudes will…talk about the government shutdown before starting the show and then ramble about how gambling is fun and good but also…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Living OJ Simpson's Best Life
Sometimes one just ends up doing a podcast that could be construed as a defense of some seemingly indefensible things, and instead of just deleting it and…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Remembering Where You Were the First Time Someone Asked You If You Remember Where You Were On 9/11
This week we’re remembering remembering 9/11, wondering if there’s anything to be learned from the way we collectively react to big and terrible events, and…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Danse du Petit Tout Étoiles
The last good English language podcast is once again dropping into your feed to poke through the headlines of the week with that charming mélange of arrogance…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
An Idea Whose Time We Have Eventually Gotten Around To By Default
This week we are meandering fruitlessly around the subject of a mass public shooting until we get to some vaguely satisfactory thought. The reason we accept…
Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and AbeFamiliarity Breeds Tight-Lipped Tolerance
Your favorite podcast is back to discuss how utterly sick we all are of one another after so many years of this, how science has proven that smart people keep…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Lil Oppie Wants to do WHAT?!
The only rightthinking podcast in the land is here with some extended and meandering yapping about Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer, how a few sentences from a…
Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and AbePortrait of the World in a 19.5:9 Aspect Ratio
The first and still only podcast in the world is back after a brief summer hiatus with absolutely no discussion of the news of the week at all and instead a…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
"On the Jewish Front..."
Podcasting through the dog days of a slow news summer has us discussing RFK Jr’s curious ideas about THE JEWS, why governments enforcing speech norms is bad…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Ascetic in the Punchbowl
CIB returns from our traditional July 4th break to discuss vacations inside the panopticon, being the judgmental turd in the bachelor party punchbowl, and the…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
I Got Yer Consequentialism Right Here
CIB turns 150 episodes young with an extended summation of the end of Little League season, quick thoughts on the Titan submersible, a response to Peter…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Depraved Sickos Getting Their Rocks Off
Since the Great Bud Light Wars of 2023-2035 began in April, CIB has been a conscientious objector, watching against our will on the sidelines and offering no…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Regarding Buying Stuff
Sometimes your podcast starts with twenty minutes about expensive shorts and what various mothers think of various hosts, and there’s nothing anyone can do…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Now We Know
CIB returns from international gallivanting to dig around in the WGAS NewsBag and stare blankly into the void after watching Tucker Carlson steer directly into…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
The Sorts of Stories We Would Tell About Ourselves, Were We Not Ourselves
Cast Iron Brains—the only podcast to survive the Great Podcastaclysm of 2023—has endured so that we might briefly discuss the debt ceiling deal before an…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
No Sympathy for these Asshats
It’s more CIB than you can possibly have imagined, with commentary on the swimwear choices of today’s YOUTS, a Dianne Feinstein’s Brain Update, racism in…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Just Big Burly Dudes Being Dramatic
The only podcast is back once again with a lengthy discussion about a shoplifter shot and killed by a security guard at a Walgreens in San Francisco. It’s…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Another Podcast, Unfortunately, or Fortunately
CIB carves a couple of hours out of its busy social life to yap about Donald Trump being found civilly liable for sexually assaulting a woman in the 1990s, the…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Demanding Term Limits for Podcasters
It has somehow been a week since the last episode of Cast Iron Brains, so here we find ourselves once again. Today we yap about the NFL draft, dip briefly into…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Devastating Moments in Hydration History
This week your favorite podcast is here to yap about Little League baseball DRAMA, Joe Biden’s ridiculous plan to keep being the president until 2029, and a…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
A Classic Body Shape for Suspenders
CIB reluctantly repels into the news of the week to find a man-child sharing top secret government intelligence with his gamer buddies, less-than-amusing…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
What Your Collections, Music Tastes, and Favorite Podcasts Say About Your Moral Soul
This week we’re yapping about Easter, Clarence Thomas and his rich buddy with the Nazi napkins, where anti-individualism meets identity, and Medhi Hasan vs…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Manhattan DA Makes In-Kind Campaign Contribution to Trump 2024
This week we’re discussing the arrest of Donald Trump, the start of baseball season, Apple AirTags leading to death in Our Bogus Future, and whether or not…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Where Euphemists Fear to Tread
Lori returns from COVID exile to trash what CIB became in her absence, Strassmann heads to bourbon country to get off a good one, and we discuss the pitfalls…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
30 Helen Mirrens Agree, Whatever You're Thinking About Helen Mirren, Just Stop It
While Lori is away the fellas will take CIB into awful new conversational realms, including discussions of shirts-off guys, March Madness, and how everything…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Five Hours You'll Never Get Back in Just Over Two Hours
Between the Oscars and Daylight Savings Time, our society has conspired once again to rob us of about five hours of our lives, and if you include tonight’s…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
Spielen Sie Die Trumpfkarte Für Den Sieg
The only good podcast returns with thoughts on CPAC 2023, blogging again, and why living in our subscription-based future is bogus as hell. Listen, if you…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
A Serious Conversation Always Starts with a Hostile Takeover
Unable to care and therefore talk about anything besides the things we care and therefore want to talk about, this week CIB is focused on what’s in the WGAS…
- Cast Iron Brains - A Podcast with Bob and Abe
No Landmass for Experienced Persons
CIB has regrettably allowed the news of the week to turn us into insufferable but righteous cranks about almost everything, including the idiots mucking about…