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The Whorrors!
A horror movie podcast by two washed-up English majors discussing the tropes, the titillating, and everything else surrounding badass women in horror. thewhorrorspodcast@gmail.com
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#116: Final Girls March Madness 2024
We’re back with our 3rd annual competition of chaos: Final Girls March Madness! Join Elyse and Shay to see which heroine comes out on top. Stay tuned for the…
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#115: American Mary (2012)
You've heard of American Idiot and American Psycho…but buckle up for American Mary. You may not have to say her name in the mirror 3 times to summon her, but…
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#114: Truth or Dare (2018)
Truth or dare…have sex with the guy you have a mega crush on, or hit your best friend who is keeping secrets about your dad with a hammer? Not all dares are…
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#113: My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Who doesn’t love a man in uniform that asks you to Be Mine? Maybe just not in a mine. Find out why nothing good happens underground in this holiday appropriate…
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#112: Gerald's Game (2017)
The sun is setting on our King (kind of) January, but don’t let that eclipse your interest - The Moonlight Man is joining us for the finale. Join us for the…
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#111: Misery (1990)
Oh my god, like, I’m your number one fan, so iconic, like big, like stan, like I would give my life just to…follow you home in a snowstorm, kidnap you, splint…
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#110: Doctor Sleep (2019)
Further into the Flanaverse we fly with the film adaptation of a book sequel that undoes the film adaptation of the original book’s ending…following? Just know…
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#109: The Shining (1980)
Happy 2024, Whorrors! We’re taking an Overlook of this year and forecasting some pretty scary stuff - crack open the red rum and join us as we discuss the 1980…
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#108: Smile (2022)
We’re all Smiles after our biggest year of podcasting yet, so we’re ending the year the way we’ve been spending it: traumatized. Form your opinion with us on…
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#107: Oculus (2013)
Mirror mirror on the wall…who killed my family after all? Find out in our return to the Flanaverse in 2013’s Oculus. ***CONTENT WARNING: discussions of…
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#106: Disturbia (2007)
It’s a thief in the night to come and grab you . . . or it’s just Shia LaBeouf watching you do yoga through binoculars. Find out who the real creepy neighbor…
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#105: Malignant (2021)
After a series of unfortunate events, Maddie’s life is turned upside down…but it gets worse when it starts turning backwards, too. Listen in as we discuss…
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#104: Halloween (2007)
It wouldn’t be Halloween without Halloween on Halloween. Listen to us complete the hat trick of tradition as we tackle Rob Zombie’s 2007 remake of Halloween…
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#103: Sinister (2012)
When you feel like an old cardigan under someone’s bed…Mr. Boogie will kill your family because you’re his favorite. Find out what’s behind hatch attic door #1…
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#102: Quote Game 2.0
Happy 3 year anniversary to us! To celebrate, friend of the pod Olivia is here to deliver Quote Game 2.0 for some friendly competition recounting some of the…
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#101: Saw X (2023)
Pop pop Kramer is BACK and playing his games on an international scale…listen to see if the odds tip in his favor in the (kind of) prequel that is bringing new…
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#100: The Exorcist (1973)
For our 100th episode (!!!!!!!), we’re discussing one of the most infamous horror movies to ever exist and one of the scariest little girls to ever spook our…
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#99: The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)
It’s not spooky season without a haunted house movie, and you’ll wanna keep your eyes open to see what happens with this one. See what Colin from Jennifer’s…
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#98: Haunt (2019)
We may be taking a break from Saw, but we’re not taking a break from traps. Find out why you should check Yelp before your next spooky haunted attraction while…
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#97: Saw III (2006)
Chapter 3 of Sawtember is here and there’s more twists than ever before…and we’re not just talking about the plot. ***CONTENT WARNING: self-harm, death of a…
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#96: Saw II (2005)
We’ve made it out of the bathroom and now we’re exploring the rest of the house…are you nerve-ous yet? Listen to the next piece in Jigsaw’s puzzle in the…
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#95: Saw (2004)
Hello Whorrors…we’d like to play a game. Join us as we hack our way through September with the film that rocked the early 2000’s, 2004’s Saw. ***CONTENT…
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#94: The Perfection (2018)
Another music conservatory, another movie where we can’t trust Allison Williams…or can we? Find out in 2018’s haunting thriller, The Perfection. ***CONTENT…
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#93: The Ring (2002)
Your niece dies, you see a spooky video, and your kid won’t stop calling you by your first name…WELL, you better make the best of it. There’s a lot to this one…
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#92: Cabin Fever (2002)
Another cabin in the woods, another boy meeting a world of trouble after a mysterious rash turns into a bloody good time. Skip the pancakes and steer clear of…
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#91: Talk to Me (2023)
They tell you to reach out to somebody when you’re having a hard time, but they probably didn’t mean it so literally. Listen in as we let you in on the newest…
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#90: The Night House (2020)
A spooky book, a strange doll, and a house on a lake are the makings of many horror movies - but this is Nothing like you’re guessing. Listen as Shay…
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#89: Happy Death Day (2017)
Our post Cannibal Power Hour Palette Cleanser is here, and we even brought cupcakes! Check out what happens when a baby face isn’t so cute in 2017’s Happy…
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#88: The Green Inferno (2013)
It may be the last episode of cannibal power hour, but we’re remembering our greens. Don’t fall out of the plane as we crash into the jungles of Peru to…
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#87: The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Our second entry into this season’s cannibal power hour has beauty, brawn, and especially brains. Get some fava beans and a nice chianti ready to listen to our…
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#86: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Fire up the smoker and grab some jerky to chew on - we’re back with Cannibal Power Hour and starting off strong with when a homemaker goes wrong: The Texas…
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#85: The Strangers (2008)
“She would’ve made such a lovely bride / what a shame she’s stabbed in the gut” they said . . . wait a minute. . . Kristen & James have more than just…
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#84: Get Out (2017)
Back from summer break with a bang (or a clang of a tea cup) with the monumental film that proved Jordan Peele to be a horror mastermind and made audiences…
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#83: Black Swan (2010)
Shay’s birthday episode is HERE and we are BACK with a kooky ballerina horror movie - you don’t wanna miss this swan ;) **CONTENT WARNING: suicide, self harm…
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#82: Housewives (The Stepford Wives & Don't Worry Darling)
Alexa, play Labour by Paris Paloma Today we’re (belatedly) celebrating Mother’s Day by examining the trope many a’mother have been stuck in film history’s…
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#81: Urban Legend (1998)
Candyman, candyman, candyman…oops, wrong urban legend. Don’t worry, there’s about 15 more to discover in our discussion of the 90’s meta slasher (no, not that…
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#80: The Woman in Black (2012)
It’s 1906 and the townspeople are angry, getting stuck in the mud is deadly, and the kids AREN’t alright. Join us on Elyse’s birthday episode as we explore the…
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#79: The Evil Dead (1981 & 2013)
5 friends go to a cabin in the woods and find a creepy book…sound familiar? Get acquainted with the deadites that started it all and prepare for Evil Dead Rise…
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#78: Annihilation (2018)
Best believe we’re still bejeweled, when we walk in the [undisclosed military location], [the comet from another realm] makes the whole place…shimmerrrrrrr…
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#77: The Ruins (2008)
It’s 2008, you’re wearing Old Navy flip flops, you try to be a VSCO girl and take pictures of the pretty flowers...and end up getting all of your friends…
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#76: The Descent (2005)
A girl’s trip’s got a million ways to go wrong, but a steamy affair has nothing on the slimy surprises that wait for them down below. Spelunk with us down to…
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#75: Alien (1979)
A strange creature from another planet tries to initiate contact with a hug…and then it all goes downhill from there. Join us on the hypersexual space journey…
The Whorrors!#74: You're Next (2011)
Meeting your boyfriend’s family + a cabin in the woods + some animals around = a very not chill night even when it’s NOT a horror movie. Join us for a gnarly…
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#73: Barbarian (2022)
You meet a cute guy in your Airbnb who is really into underground shit…what could go wrong? Find out in 2022’s Barbarian. ***CONTENT WARNING: discussions of…
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#72: Scream VI (2023)
Ghostface may be in a new town, but he’s not just a fan of a hometown murder! Join us as we discuss the much-anticipated return of the self-aware slasher…
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#71: Villains March Madness 2023
Time for all of the mistresses of magic, mad scientists, and freaks of nature to be unleashed to determine WHO will prevail in this year’s Villains March…
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#70: Final Girls March Madness 2023
Let's get ready to RUMBLEEEEE! This week we're kicking off our March gametime spectacular: Final Girls March Madness! Join Elyse and Shay as they pit the…
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#69: Candyman (1992)
A sweet man travels through time to invite you to be immortal and love him forever…will you bee his victim? Join us as we cover the Casanova of carnage in…
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#68: The Love Witch (2016)
Feeling lovesick this week? Maybe check to make sure a secret admirer didn’t piss in a bottle with some herbs around you. That might be the issue. Join us as…
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#67: As Above, So Below (2014)
What do you do when your ex abandons you in Turkish jail? Follow her underground through the layers of hell in search of a stone that holds the secrets of…
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#66: Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
Who wants to play Bodies Bodies Bodies? Trigger warning: this is not a safe space. Follow us on Instagram at @thewhorrorspodcast Email us at…
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#65: M3GAN (2023)
It’s nice to have a friend…right? She’s super strong with killer dance moves, she protects you from bullies, she’s bulletproof with nothin’ to lose, she’s…
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#64: Pearl (2022)
Our girl Pearl is BACK and while she may not be a gem…she is a STAAAAAAAR. Follow us on Instagram at @thewhorrorspodcast Email us at…
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#63: X (2022)
Happy 2023 Whorrors! To kick off the new year, we decided to revisit some 2022 gems we didn’t get the chance to cover. First up we have one fucked up horror…
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#62: Krampus (2015)
What do you get when you put a National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Spy Kids 2, and the Alaskan Bull Worm from Spongebob in a blender? Find out with the 2015…
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#61: Bones and All (2022)
We’re Fresh out of the theaters (no, not that one) and feeling some Raw emotions (not that one, either) covering another cannibal movie! Join us as we discuss…
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#60: Hush (2016)
What’s more peaceful than a quiet night in a cabin in the woods? This is a horror movie podcast…the answer is literally anything else. Join us as we get into…
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#59: The Lords of Salem (2012)
We’re rounding out our witch bitch season with a trip into the Zombieverse full of psychedelic imagery, Noodle-y goats, and a flashback to the Salem Witch…
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#58: Suspiria (2018)
“Wait, didn’t they do this already?” Yes, and no. If you think you know everything you need to know (or all you WANT to know…) about a witchy ballet coven in…
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#57: The Craft (1996)
Gather round as we revisit some of our favorite characters: witchy bitches! Revisit the nostalgic classic where walking on water isn’t so Christ-like, Billy…