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He's Hot but Something's Off...
My personal podcast where I talk about everything, something, and nothing all at the same time.
Episodes
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HHBSO 45: Team Atlantis: Who Are They & What They Do
This week I talk about the Team Atlantis volunteers. Who are they? What do they do?
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HHBSO 44: D-ck Deck & Cruise Cards
This week I answer a listener's questions about the D-ck Deck and whether anyone still uses cruise cards
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HHBSO 43: How to Get on a Sold-Out Atlantis Gay Cruise
This week I get advice how to get yourself a cabin on a sold-out Atlantis gay cruise. Plus, i think I wanna turn this into a proper gay cruise/party…
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HHBSO 42: Advice for Couples on a Gay Cruise / OnlyFans is a Real Business
This week I answer a listener's question about couples going on a gay cruise where they don't both want to do all the same activities onboard and how to still…
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HHBSO 41: 1st Time Gay Cruise FAQs
This week I tackle some of the common questions that first time gay cruisers frequently ask. Is it fine to go solo? What is the embarkation process like? What…
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HHBSO 40: Mythbuster - Only "Young & Pretty" Guys Are on Gay Cruises
This week I talk about the comments you see about there's only 1 type of guy on gay cruises, that it's just "young" "pretty" "muscle" boys apparently, and how…
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HHBSO 39: Buying & Selling Cabins on a Gay Cruise
This week I talk about buying and selling cabins on an Atlantis gay cruise, especially around rate changes for those who are selling a cabin they've already…
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HHBSO 38: Don't Have Public Sex on a Gay Cruise
In part 2 of this 2-part podcast, David and I talk about (why you shouldn't have) public sex on a gay cruise, the unique way that David dances (and bruises)…
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HHBSO 37: David on the Atlantis Caribbean January Cruise
In part 1 of this 2-part podcast, David and I talk about online comments and media articles on Atlantis gay cruises, David's time on the Atlantis Caribbean…
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HHBSO 36: Best Cabin Locations on a Gay Cruise
In this week's episode, I give useful consumer advice: where on an Atlantis gay cruise ship is the best place to book your cabin? Plus a little bit about…
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HHBSO 35: My 2023 Recap & 2024 Outlook
In this week's episode, I attempt (likely not super successfully) to recap my weird 2023 and take a guess at whether 2024 will be any different. Somehow…
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HHBSO 34: Getting Sick After White Party Bangkok
In this week's episode, the first of 2024, I talk all about our White Party Bangkok experience this year and how we picked up some gnarly virus that made us…
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HHBSO 33: More on Gay Cruises & Circuit Parties
In part 2 of this 2-part podcast, David and I talk about our Instagram algorithms, recycling party outfits, more about why we love gay cruises, our absolute…
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HHBSO 32: Fiscally Responsible Adults (Not Us)
In part 1 of this 2-part podcast, David and I talk about taking selfies, reposting memes, being financially responsible adults, how the name of the podcast…
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HHBSO 31: What's a Gay Cruise Like? 2024 Atlantis Gay Cruises
In this week's special episode, David and I talk about the gay cruises that Atlantis will be sailing in 2024, with our take on each of them, and we also chat…
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HHBSO 30: If You Can't Drive a Big SUV, Get a Smaller Car
This week I talk about getting the sniffles in cold weather, Friendsgiving and what I'm thankful for this year, my non-side non-hustles, pulling my hamstring…
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HHBSO 29: I Have a Dog Crate but No Dog
This week I talk about some secrets of filming for YouTube, fall Los Angeles weather, what podcasts I'm listening to (including my own?), Suze Orman, getting…
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HHBSO 28: Drinking Half & Half (w/ David)
In part 2 of this 2-part podcast, David and I talk about the bathroom doors on airplanes, child-proof drug containers, learning things on the Internet, the…
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HHBSO 27: Taiwan Pride Redo (w/ David)
In part 1 of this 2-part podcast, David and I talk about Taiwan Pride (again), getting hit on at parties, drinking water while traveling, Black Friday and…
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HHBSO 26: Taiwan Pride
This week is all about my trip to Taipei for Taiwan Pride. I talk about making small talk on an airplane, going to McDonald's and Starbucks, the very hot guys…
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HHBSO 25: I Cheated Every Week at Saturday Chinese School
This week I talk about forcing kids into lots of extracurriculars, my facing being unfit for glasses and hats, my main anxiety when visiting foreign countries…
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HHBSO 24: My Mom Plays Tetris
This week I talk about the very uncomfortable excitement of starting a new business, finally updating my monthly budget after 6 months, smelling like KBBQ, my…
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HHBSO 23: It's a Red Light! Look with Your Eyes!
This week I talk about a heck of an errand run. I go to Ikea, I go to the post office, I failed to apply for a passport, a car takes my parking spot, I yell at…
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HHBSO 22: It's Not Fate, I'm Just Lazy
This week I talk about my love/hate relationship with long hair, this new fangled thing called TikTok, the conundrum that are inattentive LA drivers, my…
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HHBSO 21: I Dream of Gay Locker Rooms
This week I talk about a super weird dream I have, car insurance, my super basic palate, my apparently hidden shopping problem, counting calories, not wearing…
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HHBSO 20: Move Tech Bro, I Need Stamps
This week I talk about my inability to snail mail, eavesdropping on how straight people hit on each other, sketchy dermatologists, my issues with authority…
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HHBSO 19: Atlantis Mediterranean Gay Cruise
This week I talk about the Atlantis Mediterranean cruise that I just went on, canker sores, Ibiza, straight clubs, and giving my brother gay advice.
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HHBSO 18: Are You Talking to Me?
This week I talk about getting flat tires, how I like and also don't like to take Ubers and Lyfts, being horrible with deciphering accents, the incredible…
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HHBSO 17: The US Citizenship Interview
This week I talk about not taking your own advice that you've spread far and wide, not loitering in the bathroom, my dedication to charging all my electronics…
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HHBSO 16: Like, We Had, Like, a Hurriquake, Like...
This week I talk about the hurriquake in SoCal, quitting a gym day early, how much I say "like", studying US history, my guns permit, and getting screened at…
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HHBSO 15: Chicago Market Days
This week I talk about my trip to Chicago Market Days, hemorrhoids, avoiding conversation with strangers, crying on an airplane watching The Notebook, and…
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HHBSO 14: Duh, Of Course Diet Coke Isn't Healthy
This week I talk about what makes Chicago Market Days unique, how to prepare yourself for going to the airport, pants that are too big, my niece lying like no…
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HHBSO 13: Grindr Mishaps
This week I talk about whether you really truly need to bring your dog to the gym, that one time I got catfished on Grindr in Singapore, my anxiety when…
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HHBSO 12: I Go Off Diary
This week I talk about the broken AC at my gym, my journey with acne and botox, Mom being Mom, the awesomeness of Bagel Bites, I read my niece and nephew, and…
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HHBSO 11: You Can Talk to Me at the Gym
This week I talk about comment sections on the Internet, why I look inadvertently unapproachable at the gym, and how I think I'm ready for the 9-to-5 again.
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HHBSO 10: Emotional Rollercoaster
This week I talk about musical instruments being too loud, the interesting mixture of my guilt and laziness, and the new Threads app.
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HHBSO 9: The Worst Recruiter Ever
This week, I talk about how annoying the Whole Foods parking lot is, the worse recruiter I've ever talked to, and the Twice concert in Chicago
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HHBSO 8: NYC Pride Weekend
This week, I talk about losing expensive stuff at parties, how McDonald's hits different in the early morning, and how I'm really not that smart when it comes…
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HHBSO 7: (Not) Live from New York
This week from New York, I talk about the shady neighborhood my hotel is in, finding restaurants where it's not awkward to dine solo, and needing a change of…
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HHBSO 6: I Got In a (minor) Car Accident
This week I talk about my minor car accident, partying for LA Pride, toaster ovens, emergency buying tech from Best Buy, and upcoming travel plans.
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HHBSO 5: Overheard Urinal Conversations
If you want juicier content, comment on this podcast episode in YouTube! This week I talk about WeHo Pride, talking on the phone while peeing, having kids…
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HHBSO 4: Padam Padam Pt. 2 (w/ David)
In part 2 of this week's 2-part podcast, David and I talk about dancing wide, energy levels, personal pronouns, and this week's RPDR AS8.
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HHBSO 3: Padam Padam Pt. 1 (w/ David)
In part 1 of this week's 2-part podcast, David and I talk about how often we have sex, enabling each other's junk food habits, Memorial Day Weekend parties…
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HHBSO 2: EDC Vegas & RPDR Some Stars (w/ David)
David and I chat about his RV camp weekend at EDC Vegas, then we dish the dirt on the current Some Stars season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
He's Hot but Something's Off...HHBSO 1: Why a Podcast, and Why Now?
The 1st episode! Why a podcast, and why now? Am I on a career break or am I just bumming around?