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The Ted Hanky Podcast
An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇 https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky Described as ”Very Vic & Bob” by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended*
Episodes
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Wall Of Single Ladies
🔥 ITS EPISODE 107 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss International Women's Day and where do music bands get their names from. Plus …
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : World Buck Day
🔥 ITS EPISODE 106 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss World Book Day ... and World Buck Day Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' and more news…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Biff The Grabber
🔥 ITS EPISODE 105 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala rinse the film Back To The Future and share their annoyance at some of the songs sang at…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Celebrity Brothel
🔥 ITS EPISODE 104 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss the good old days of heading out down Stockton on a night out in the late 90s …
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Zouma’s Cat
🔥 ITS EPISODE 103 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala are buzzing about the Boro win at Man Utd, Ted goes through his top 5 lasses off Aussie…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Squeezy Boys
🔥 ITS EPISODE 102 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss the Riverside Stadium South Stand myth of 'The Squeezy Boys', they run though…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Cheeky Beak
🔥 ITS EPISODE 101 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 This week Ted and Mala discuss dogging societies, Boris, and local news stories - plus 'Mala's Mostments', love…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Three Mo Salah’s
🔥 ITS EPISODE 100 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 BONK ON!!! Dead chuffed to have hit 100 episodes. Thanks everyone ❤️ This week we've got the usual random cack…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Seal Man of Holy Island
It's Episode 99 ... on this weeks show Ted and Mala have moved into thier new apartment in Stockton and discuss in detail some of the local delights…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast : ”It’s Back” - XMAS Special
The Podcast is BACK!!! .... and its an XMAS special. Ted talks helicopter drug dealing and his dislike of rappers presenting home improvement shows. Ted also…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - THE FINAL EPISODE!
It's a sad day as the podcast finally comes to an end after 10 series and 97 episodes, WOW!! Ted and Mala emotionally reflect on their time recording the show…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - Caravan Club
In this weeks show Ted and Mala look back on their holidays as young lads to the Costa Brava and the Caravan Club in Blackpool, Ted creates a new dystopian…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Return of the Offshore Elders
This week the lads reflect back on some amazing times in The Mall nightclub in Stockton .... Mala kicks off about bad shop worker craic, and Ted pulls apart…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - Mild Green Dairy Liquid
This week Mala has a very important statement on a new breakaway league from the Teesside Doggers Association, Ted shares his desire to become an influencer…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - Play with me Pukki
This week Ted and Mala talk about their recent beer garden experience, share some interesting stats about Middlesbrough F.C, and promote Nasir's new sun tan…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - Fun House
This week Ted and Mala talk ... weather moaners, dogging on a BMX & Sinclair C5, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, and that time the Offshore Boys went on Pat…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - CrossFit Christ
It's an Easter special and Ted & Mala share the real truth about who actually invented CrossFit. The lads also reflect on their time with Dale Winton on…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - Hayley's Sausage
This week Ted & Mala discuss: top soap opera flange, a Mad Max style experience they both once had down at Soccer Sensations, and reflect on their time on two…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - Thornaby Rangers
This week Ted & Mala have been afternoon drinking and reminiscing about the good old days playing football for Thornaby Rangers and how Branco was forced out…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Nookie Monster
This week Ted & Mala discuss a Blind Date/Naked Attraction hybrid TV show which includes a rather "different" role for 'Our Graham'. Billy Mac shares his new…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - BRITAIN NEEDS FLANGE
This week Ted & Mala are furious with refereeing slap head Gavin Ward and share some potential dirty tactics to get one over on incompetent referees in the…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - Offshore Attraction
This week Ted & Mala talk about the pubs re-opening, Julie's resemblance to the Ugandan Giant 'Kamala', and the recent landing on Mars. Plus - The Offshore…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - A Loophole for Scruffers
Ted and Mala discuss finance loopholes for scruffers, Mala shares his disgusting plans for his nursing home retirement, and Ted welcomes back to the show hit…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - DISGRACEBOOK!
Ted is not happy!! He's been given a Facebook ban for reasons unknown!! Ted and Mala therefore insist on ranking their top 5 social media platforms... but…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - MALLARD
Weeeellll .... it's all about Mala this week. First of all we hear his latest conspiracy theory, then he introduces a new music game and insists Ted plays it…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - 80's Cartoons
Mala has been home schooling Broadbacks bairn, Ted gets nostalgic about 80's cartoons, and the lads pitch the idea of 'Cheers - The Porno'. This weeks episode…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Eye of Fry
Weeellll ... Ted and Mala are furious about the piss poor refereeing from Dean Whitestone in the Boro v Blackburn game .... poor Dael Fry ... now the only…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - A 90's Night Out
No waffle - no gimmicks this week as Ted and Mala discuss the one thing they would love to see back on Teesside .... there's some fantastic suggestions, some…
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The Ted Hanky Podcast - Fishy Goths
This week ... Ted and Mala share techniques for taking a poo in a lasses en-suite toilet and how sex scenes on TV and in films should be made more realistic…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Serpent
This week ... Ted and Mala preview the big moments coming up in 2021, they talk in detail about the cracking flange from Hawkwind, and share their disgust at…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Burnt Pubes
This week ... Ted signs Mala up for online dating, Nasir promotes some New Years Eve 'Spice Station' offers, the Offshore Boys pop in to share some interesting…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - XMAS SPECIAL - Father Wiffmas
Episode 76 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' - XMAS SPECIAL Merry Christmas Marra's it a very special Christmas edition of the show .... Ted and Mala have…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Boys Are Back In Town
Episode 75 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Mala tells us about his new tobacco based advent calendar, Ted is kicking off over an African Politician…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Illegal Love Hearts
Episode 74 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Mala is dealing illegal Covid vaccines for Nasir and Ted is really unhappy about a particular new olympic…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast -Ted's Top 5
Episode 73 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Ted and Mala run through Ted's Tier 3 Top 5 "NEW" Rules and Boro Batman has some safety advice for everyone…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Berwick Hills Cop
Episode 72 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' It's Film Night!!! Ted and Mala have a couple of new bootleg movies to watch and discuss - fresh from Nasir…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Norton Bad Mams
Episode 71 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Ted tells us about his time spent on the film set of 'Neighbours' and also promotes his new food bank…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Big Cure
Episode 70 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' Ted has turned down 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' ... but why? The lads discuss a new way products…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Billog's Millions
Its Episode 69 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's No 1 Toss Pot ... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala talk about…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Denim in the Dugout
Its Episode 68 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough Man Mountain... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala talk about…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Shark Tuna
Its Episode 67 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Boro Bell Whiff... Ted Hanky! This week Mala presents his new range of…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Track N' Tracy
Its Episode 66 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by B.A. Bigknackers ... Mr Ted Hanky! Ted and Mala's discussions points this…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Rockcliffe Files
Its Episode 65 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by hairy lemon knackers himself ... Mr Ted Hanky! After a weeks break from…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Big 'Offshore' Wedding!
Its Episode 64 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by old dangly balls himself ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Offshore Boys Stag Do!
Its Episode 63 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Emerson's doppleganger ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala reflect on…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Djokovic's Balls
Its Episode 62 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by notorious gooch moocher ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala chat about…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Womb 101
Its Episode 61 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by the lean mean bean flicker ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss a…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - From Russia With...Mala
Its Episode 60 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's hairiest ball bag... Ted Hanky! This week Ted shares his new…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Alien Bellwhiff
Its Episode 59 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough's greatest knacker nut ... Ted Hanky! This week Mala shares a…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - A Dead Posh Horse
Its Episode 58 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough's finest flange fondler ... Ted Hanky! This week Mala…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Offshore Elders
Its Episode 57 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Boro Bellend ... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss Grant Hall, half…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Cartoon Flange
Its Episode 56 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by THE HUNK WIV MASSIVE JUNK' ... Ted Hanky! This weeks guest sponsor is…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The White Van
Its Episode 55 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'Mr Miff Tickler' ... Ted Hanky! Sponsored by cocksonsocks.com This week Ted…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Electric Jeans
Its Episode 54 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'The Beast of the North East' ... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast -The Optimum MILF
Its Episode 53 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Mam Slammer Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss the…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Neil Warlock
Its Episode 52 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own slice nibbler Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala talk…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Podstats!
Its Episode 51 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own dirt flap Ted Hanky! This week Mala tells us about his…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Offshore Boys Magaluf Special
Its Episode 50 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast', a landmark special! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own King of the Ming Ted Hanky! This…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - SKOOM
Episode 49 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Dr Lovelength Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR…
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Mam Sex?
Episode 48 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own mammary lover Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR…