Shows / Dad Meat
Episodes
Dad MeatMentally Challenger w/ John McKeever
We are joined by our boy John McKeever for an evening of ripped farts, Beatles birth defects and morbidly obese body pillows.
Dad MeatBeauty and the Beast w/ Sidney Gantt and Jon DelCollo
While Tim gets his health right, Jon DelCollo and Sidney Gantt come through to discuss the Disney Vault, biting birds and talking your way out of drunk driving…
Dad MeatMagic In the Air w/ Shawn Gardini
We welcome The Gard Dawg, Shawn Gardini, who pops off about purple saxophones, neck kinks and picking up hitchhikers in the McDonald's drive thru.
Dad MeatBad Meat w/ Colum Tyrrell
We are joined by the king, Colum Tyrrell, to discuss our upcoming tour, the hottest old dudes and a new treatment for dementia. Check out the following dates…
Dad MeatGram Swap w/ Ryan Foster
We're joined by our one boy Ryan Foster as we discuss hot Mom Moms, terrifying food workers and Moroccan hecklers. Tim puts on a farting fireworks display for…
Dad MeatDad Talk w/ Sonia Z. pt. 1
We welcome our friend Sonia Z. and immediately cleanse our energy with a group prayer then bellyflop right into some earnest squirt talk.
Dad MeatThe Great British Jerk Off
We are back from Skankfest South with full hearts and rock hard birds. Whole episode is centered on good vibes, gay dads and destroyed underwear. Check out…
Dad MeatLive from Skankfest South w/ Colum Tyrrell, Shawn Gardini and Chris O'Connor
You thought Houston had a problem before? That was nothing compared to the army of the fattest, gayest, retardedest bubs that descended upon H-Town this…
Dad MeatNeedlejuice pt. 1 w/ Brian Six
The Beezer comes in swingin' a fat bird as we get into Tim's incredible Halloween costume, the powerful effect of Chucky and the intoxicating allure of wife…
Dad MeatEating Sleep for Dinner pt. 1 w/ Anthony Moore
We welcome our friend Anthony Moore to Dad Meat Studios to talk about the embarrassment of surviving a jump out of a high rise, changing of the guard at strip…
Dad MeatOcean's I'm Eleven w/ Brian Finnell pt. 1
We're carrying on like bad soda children with Brian Finnell talking about getting your cheeks clapped at Hibachi, giving the business to soldier's wives and…
Dad MeatThe Butterly Effect pt. 1 w/ LeMaire Lee
The Black Anime gods parted the skies and dropped LeMaire Lee right into the Dad Meat Studio for this scorcher. We got to the bottom of broken finger jerking…
Dad MeatAwnti-Freeze pt. 1 w/ Sidney Gantt
We're blessed to have our friend Sidney Gantt back on the show to talk about mediating arrests, spending quality time with our children and creating hood…
Dad MeatUp All Fight pt. 1 w/ Tommy Pope
We are fortunate to welcome Tommy Pope back to the show as we discuss our fantasy birds, the ideal cooters and the buttholes of our dreams.
Dad MeatThick Nhut Hanh pt. 1 w/ Charles Blyzniuk
We are joined by The Blyzard of Oz, Charles Blyzniuk, and we talk about how we think we're gonna die, falling asleep hard and getting pig texts from your…
Dad MeatPavlov's Hogs pt. 1 w/ Jon DelCollo
We are joined by the 8th Impractical Joker, Jon DelCollo, for some good clean fun as we discuss Tim's weekend long acid trip, repo'd cars and the wild world of…
Dad MeatGateway to Hookers pt. 1 w/ Chris O'Connor
The gods have smiled upon us and graced our couch with Chris O'Connor. We dig deep into Chris' Tik Tok hell hole, Shaner's machete and repurposing Epstein…
Dad MeatThe Gardfather pt. 1 w/ Shawn Gardini
In what is one of the most fun episodes we've ever done, Shawn Gardini blows the roof off the place. The sodas were flowing and The Gardfather unloaded on…
Dad MeatCumspringa pt. 1 w/ Sidney Gantt
Wepa! Sidney Gantt comes back to discuss living a black orthodox lifestyle, getting socked by a girlfriend and getting our cheek deficient boys the yams they…
Dad MeatFive Star Genital pt. 1 w/ Tubs
We are honored to welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat. We get right into what matters most and that involves cartoon smut, dads with broken birds and saluting ladies…
Dad MeatPilly Phanatic pt. 1 w/ Brandon Vincent Jackson
We look back fondly on Woodstock 99 with our friend Brandon Vincent Jackson of English for Criminals Podcast. We also fondly recall our experience at a mutant…
Dad MeatConvicted Lakist pt. 1 w/ David James
The king returns from the wilderness and enlightens us with his lakeside revelations. David James returns to Dad Meat and hits us with a dilemma which makes us…
Dad Meat21 Barback Salute pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner
We have the good fortune of being joined by Ryan Shaner & Jon DelCollo and boy do we carry on like wet Gremlins. We discuss the anxiety associated with Disney…
Dad MeatPoop Propaganda pt. 1 w/ Blake Wexler
We overcame a solid minute of tech issues to have one of the best episodes yet with Blake Wexler and Jon DelCollo. We find out all about Blake's Cub Scout…
Dad MeatJack Black Genetics pt. 1 w/ Sidney Gantt
With Butterly in the wilderness for the next three weeks, we kept the Dad Meat fire hot with Jake Mattera and Sidney Gantt. The three of us were rock hard for…
Dad MeatKeepin' It One Hunnit pt. 1 w/ Matt McCusker
We are blessed with the presence of the king, Matt McCusker, as we speak on EMTs keepin' it one hunnit, nursing as a cursed profession and using Club Penguin…
Dad MeatKaraoxycontin pt. 1 w/ Brian Six
We are blessed with the Beezer, Brian Six, on this baby as we hunker down and discuss getting hit by cars, dying young and celebrating the life of our…
Dad MeatAggro Crag Pipe pt. 1 w/ Chip Chantry
This episode marks a significant milestone in Dad Meat history as we welcome our first Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award attendee to our show as Chip Chantry joins…
Dad MeatStretchmark Limo pt. 1 w/ Tommy Pope & John McKeever
We carried on like wet gremlins for this bad boy, as Tommy Pope and John McKeever came on and stretched this episode wide open. We dove headfirst into an…
Dad MeatOpen Di*k Policy pt. 1 w/ Brendan Krick
We fired up the vibrating loveseat and Brendan Krick kept it scorching hot for this episode. Brendan shared a terrifying meat-showing story and we got into…
Dad MeatBahama Mama pt. 1 w/ Kilah Fox
We decided to wild out on a Wednesday with the one and only Kilah Fox and mama mia, this was one to remember. Kilah set the tone early by threatening us with a…
Dad MeatN-triloquist pt. 1 w/ John Kensil
We're blessed with the presence of one of our comedy OG's, John Kensil. We farted up a storm, busted out some puppets and went cheeks deep into some hot…
Dad MeatKingdom Heart Failure pt. 1 w/ The Loud Boys
This one is off the chain. We let The Loud Boys into Dad Meat Studios and Dalton Pruitt, Joe Gorman and Robbie Goodwin carried on like molested Muppets. Easily…
Dad MeatKiss Your Boys pt. 1 w/ Colum Tyrrell
Collie Goat aka Colum Tyrrell graces us with his presence as we discuss developing romance novel ideas, slipping in slurs and Timbo coming out of a monumental…
Dad MeatA Dozen Esmereldas pt. 1 w/ Mr. Tubs
We're blessed with the presence and wisdom of one of the wisest OGs in the game, the Prince of Plumbing, Mr. Tubs. Tubs gifts us with presents that money…
Dad MeatDoo Doo Days pt. 1 w/ John Nunn
The vibes were right and all cylinders were firing as we welcome our boy John Nunn. We're reaching into our trousers and pulling out some serious meat as we…
Dad MeatBand of Mothers pt. 1 w/ Jon DelCollo
A legendary party weekend with the titans of Philly podcasting comes to a close. Memories of strip clubs, monster dongs and genuine feelings are shared as Big…
Dad MeatBonus Episode: Catastrophglee pt. 2 w/ Jon Delcollo
Just want to send out a sweet treat to start the weekend off right. This is a Patreon episode that we enjoyed tremendously, so we wanted to share it with you…
Dad MeatDiarrhea Sobriety pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner
Dad Meat is back kicking, screaming and yelling some very bad words while crying barefoot as we welcome Ryan Shaner back to the show. We naturally get right…
Dad MeatLorena Bop It pt. 1 w/ Ian Fidance
The heavens opened and Ian Fidance descended upon Dad Meat HQ to join us for an hour of talking concert boobs, ruining E.T. the Ride and the return of Chucky…
Dad MeatIt's Pronounced Clam-Madea pt. 1 w/ David James
We hit the ground running with David James and speak on taboo topics like cat kidnapping, making homemade chemicals and the art of taking urine from criminals…
Dad MeatDumbspringa pt. 1 w/ John McKeever
The King, John McKeever, joins the cast for this bad boy as we leave no cheek left unclapped. We discuss how we've each evolved into daytime porkers, having…
Dad MeatFlatbrimliners pt. 1 w/ Brian Six
Thankfully, we have Brian Six aka The Beezer with us to reel us in after discussing our adventures with our new suck machines. We also dive headfirst into…
Dad MeatThe Squeaker Episode pt. 1 w/ Mr. Tubs
What a joy to be rejoined by the one and only Mr. Tubs, who takes a break from running the nation's plumbing game to chop it up with us. Tubs leaves no Miller…
Dad MeatOJ Symphony pt. 1 w/ Chris Wood
Fresh off his life changing role in the most powerful Super Bowl commercial to date, Chris Wood joins us despite the incessant callings of fame. We also give…
Dad MeatCatastrophGlee pt. 1 w/ Jon DelCollo
If fat versions of Dawson's Creek stars turn you on, then you are gonna be rock hard for our guest, Jon DelCollo. We are still not convinced this studio is not…
Dad MeatNerf Benoit pt.1 w/ Tommy Pope
We are honored to welcome one of the funniest people on the planet, Tommy Pope, to Dad Meat. We get to the bottom of amateur murder investigating, hunting down…
Dad MeatSugs Bunny pt. 1 w/ Kilah Fox
We welcome Lady King royalty to the show as Kilah Fox graces us with her presence. We carry on like soda-drunk children as we pop off about obese bombers…
Dad MeatThe Fleshlot pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner
We prayed to the heavens for a guest with the mustache of a 19th century murderer and the spunk of a child beauty pageant winner and God sent us Ryan Shaner of…
Dad MeatPut the R in HR pt. 1 with Sidney Gantt
We're blessed with our friend Sidney Gantt, aka Sid the Kid, coming on and we come out swinging with a heaping helping of spunk talk. Sid and Mike both reveal…
Dad MeatSeal Team Sucks pt. 1 w/ John McKeever
We are blessed to have the brains behind virtually every cool thing the squad has done over the years with none other than John McKeever. Sure, we get into…
Dad MeatMaster and Dead Uncle w/ Chris Wood pt. 1
Christmas came early as Chris Wood of Oral Presentations joins us and wows us with the details surrounding the theft of a coveted DVD belonging to his dead…
Dad MeatDildew w/ Colum Tyrrell
Butterly and The Rain Train are shootin' ropes of joy as Dad Meat returns to in person recording at the all new Dad Meat Studio. As if that wasn't enough…
Dad MeatCash Cow w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan
This bad boy feels like an all star game with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? here to clap cheeks with us. We get right to setting up Foley's…
Dad MeatBowl Mates w/ Mary Radzinski
Fueled by strong naps, we hit the ground running with our guest, Mary Radzinski. We delved deep into finding love in the toilet, as well as lying to spouses to…
Dad MeatHot Dog Gun Massacre w/ Jon DelCollo
We welcome back Dad meat royalty, as Jon DelCollo returns. Jon Takes a break from losing money flipping sneakers to discuss old stinky piss people and…
Dad MeatChildren's Coke Party w/ Jim Ginty
We're warming our fingers up as we the more we talk about cosmic bowling diddling with Jim Ginty. Tim weighs the pros and cons of becoming a full time…
Dad MeatMust Be Nice w/ Matt McCusker & Wes Rowlands
We celebrate one year of Dad Meat by welcoming Matt McCusker and Wes Rowlands back and we quickly get our birds filthy with discussion on the state of…
Dad MeatReal Dolls Realize Real Lies
We're coming in rock hard ready to split some synthetic cheeks. Mike's Real Doll fantasy becomes more of a reality by the second and quickly devolves into…