Shows / Dad Meat
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Dad MeatSinking In Dicksand pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner
Shaner joins us to discuss formulating a streamer apology, whisper chats, and the spicy texts that Tim has been receiving from a friend. Join us at…
Dad MeatCrankin' In Atlanta w/ Shane O'Connor & Sarah Bell
Shane and Sarah join us to discuss losing your crankin' virginity, performing for The Pope, and John Taffer screaming at your wife. Join us at…
Dad MeatWorkforce Titans pt. 1 w/ Tubs & Ryan Foster
Tubs and Foster join us to discuss chocolate waterfalls, shotgun baby deliveries, and cauliflower butt. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part 2 of…
Dad MeatNeapolitan Sunburn pt. 1 w/ Chip Chantry & Soul Joel Richardson
Our friends Chip & Soul Joel join us to discuss unique sunburns, bringing back spiders, and fat boy poison ivy. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part…
Dad MeatJizzness Casual w/ Charles Blyzniuk & Pedro Salinas
Blyz & Pedro join us to discuss Diddy parties, drive jerkin', and Tim's experience at the Libertarian convention. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for…
Dad MeatUh Oh the Dolphin pt. 1
Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part 2 of this episode and for details on the group trip to Medieval Times in Baltimore. Pay whatever you want to…
Dad MeatKarate Receptionist pt. 1 w/ LeMaire Lee & Dave Piccolomini
We welcome the bros to discuss Power Rangers, basement schools, and Christian mosh pits. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part 2 of this episode and…
Dad MeatThe Virgin General pt. 1 w/ Lemon Party
The stars aligned and our friends Ben Avery, Jace Avery, and Devan Costa joined us to discuss pancakes & pedos, greased up watermelons, and stealing booze…
Dad MeatReverse Antonio Brown pt. 1 w/ Ebony Moore & Na'im Ali
We are joined by Na'im and Ebony to discuss Rottweiler wrestling, partial dog custody, and being confused for a fat toddler. Follow Ebony Moore on Instagram…
Dad MeatThe Elders of Sea Isle pt. 1 w/ John Kensil & Ed McGonigal
Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part 2 of this episode. Pay whatever you want to become a Patron. See Tim do stand up live…
Dad MeatThe #1 Man In America pt. 1 w/ Tubs
Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part 2 of this episode. Pay whatever you want to become a Patron. Check out Mr. Tubs Plumbing for all your plumbing…
Dad MeatA Little Side Nut pt. 1 w/ Brendan Donegan & Rob Crews
Just two dudes enjoying each others' company today and discussing poor kid healthcare, life goals, and smokin' hot video game babes. Join us at…
Dad MeatBarnes and Mild pt. 1
Just two dudes enjoying each others' company today and discussing poor kid healthcare, life goals, and smokin' hot video game babes. Join us at…
Dad MeatSchneider's Feiders pt. 1 w/ Danny Dubz
Our buddy Danny Dubz joins us to discuss becoming Diddy, Indian boat crashes, and sucking strangers' vapes. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part 2 of…
Dad MeatHungry Baby Bruh pt. 1 w/ Dru Montana
We're joined by Dru Montana to discuss pipe babies, squirting moms, and heated LA Fitness basketball games. Listen to Dru's podcast, Durag and the Deertag…
Dad MeatAnchovy Smoke Machine pt. 1 w/ John Kensil
The incomparable John Kensil joins us to discuss farting in Stephen King's face, beefing with first graders, and amusement park brawls. Join us at…
Dad MeatCursing Bird pt. 1 w/ Jibri Lee
We are joined by the king, Jibri Lee, and we are discussing talking birds, breaking corpses, and gently used Autoblows. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast…
Dad MeatAll Pawgs Go To Heaven w/ Nate Marshall
We're joined by our buddy Nate Marshall and we're discussing Suboxone girls, rat tails, and ranking speech impediments. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast…
Dad MeatAce Ventura Grandmom Buttcheeks pt. 1 w/ Ryan Foster
Our boy Ryan Foster joins us to discuss wild grandmoms, breastfeeding etiquette, and surprise wieners. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part 2 of this…
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Scarlet Slime w/ Anthony Moore
We welcome our friend Anthony Moore, as we discuss celebrity schlongs, cutting your dad's head off, and learning a missing person's measurements before helping…
Dad MeatGymboree Massacre w/ Ryan Shaner
We welcome our dear friend Ryan Shaner, as we discuss his wrestling cruise, losing eyes, and human hibachi. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of…
Dad MeatBoner Milk w/ Jimmy Gillespie & Rob Stant
The boys from Two In the Stink Podcast join us to discuss a dookie emergency, fear fevers, and podcast training. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two…
Dad MeatDef Comedy Scam w/ David James & Charles Blyzniuk
We welcome our boys David James & Blyz to discuss the mystery tunnels, getting beat up by 6th graders, and a lunatic comedy show audience member. Go to…
Dad MeatStep Mum Mum w/ Rob Crews
We're joined by our homeboy, The Crews, as we discuss suicide phone calls, slip & fall dreams, and not hot guys. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two…
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Step Mum Mum w/ Rob Crews
We're joined by our homeboy, The Crews, as we discuss suicide phone calls, slip & fall dreams, and not hot guys. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two…
Dad MeatThe Humbler w/ Na'im Ali & Ben Staab
We kickoff the first episode of the new year by picking the winner of the Weekend with the Rain Train, which quickly goes awry. Once things smoothed over, we…
Dad MeatThe Best Other Guy w/ Sam Buck & Ryan Shaner
We had Shaner & Buck going wild on this one, as we discussed eating your dead wife's box one last time, Sam's fat donk, and Shaner ruining engagements. Go to…
Dad MeatDutch Crossing Guard w/ John Kensil & Ed McGonigal
The long anticipated Dad Meat debut of our homeboy Ed McGonigal is upon us. He and Kensil blew the doors off the damn thing discussing a peculiar pickle…
Dad MeatWhite Boy Wednesdays w/ Ryan Foster
Big Dawg Foster joins us to discuss pregnant head, Indian sodas, and comedy in the weirdest place imagineable. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of…
Dad MeatFitted For a Coffin w/ LeMaire Lee
Lemaire Lee joins us to discuss white dudes with heavy balls, catastrophic eye doctor appointments, and Italian lady hands. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast…
Dad MeatBat Boy Salary pt. 2 w/ Tubs
The Prince of Plumbing is back to speak on the found horrors on kids' search histories, taking no days off, and appearing on the Geraldo Rivera Show during…
Dad MeatKnocked Out of Your Crocs w/ Na'im Ali & Dru Montana
The boys are back from the fights in Florida, discussing behind-the-scenes monkey business, international laser surgery, and an escalating roommate beef. Go to…
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Dolphin Night w/ Jim Gillespie & Rob Stant
We're back with Jimmy and Rob to discuss dolphin sexuality, sassy stalkers, and cosmetic surgery fantasies. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of…
Dad MeatMrs. Goutfire w/ Jon DelCollo
The Gout Lord, Jon DelCollo, joins us for an afternoon of discussing the beautiful city of St. Louis, hiring a cat behavior expert, and DelCollo's secret, sexy…
Dad MeatDummies Guide to Vagomachs w/ John Kensil & Mike Finoia
We were pleased to have Kensil and Finoia join us to discuss getting kicked out of a Phish concert, being an adult video awards VIP, and milkman love stories…
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Taint Spray w/ Blake Wexler
We're joined by our buddy Blake Wexler and discussing unique smells, Vegas atrocities, and strip club etiquette. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two…
Dad MeatSmell's Kitchen w/ David James
Our buddy David James joins us for some good wholesome fun, as we discuss fetus creatine, killing grandmas, and reading other people's diaries. Checkout David…
Dad MeatAnne Frankly w/ Crack Amico
We welcome our beloved friend Crack Amico as we discuss the essence of our wigged-out brethren, Disney talent scouts, and praying for a fallen hypnotist. Go to…
Dad MeatCloudy With a Chance of Squirrel Balls w/ Dru Montana & James Moss
Dru & Moss come through for a humdinger, as we discuss Wildwood, NJ t-shirts, porkin' chicks with ferrets, and having a Gingerbread Man for a dad. Go to…
Dad MeatBareknuckle Tennis w/ Chris Wood & Ryan Shaner
Timbo is on vacation, so Woodman & Shaner join the show to discuss monkey attacks, sucking back non-alcoholic brewskis, and the Throat Goat herself, Nancy…
Dad MeatPrayer Haterz
We're discussing the Alabama water war, prayer warriors, and painting with Shaner. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of this episode and much more…
Dad MeatExtra Bones w/ LeMaire Lee
We're joined by our dear friend, Lemaire Lee, to discuss the life and legacy of Pee Wee Herman, as well as our Staind concert recap, and notable kerfluffles…
Dad MeatObliterating Blippi
Fresh off a feat where we destroyed children's entertainer, Blippi, we get into Tim's neighborhood crazy lady biting a cop, reconnecting with hookers, and the…
Dad MeatRIP Diamond w/ Rob Crews
The Crews joins us for a discussion on sweet lashes, office talk, and fruit boots. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat Check out Tim's YouTube…
Dad MeatFruits and Vegetables
We're blown' our own backs out as we discuss going Full Metal Jacket at your job, diddlers getting stabbed in prison, and Diabetes Dad. Go to…
Dad MeatDiddler Mount Rushmore
We're celebrating the debut of Tim's new project, Field Trippin', while also discussing family eating styles and cool old man hobbies. Go to…
Dad MeatFart Locker w/ Naim Ali
We're joined by the king, Naim Ali, as we discuss fat aunt couches, strip club settlement money, and inheriting a lawyer. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for…
Dad MeatPilgrim Please w/ Sam Buck
We're joined by our homeboy Sam Buck to discuss checking in to cities with OGs, Brazilian ball lifts and haircuts after dark. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast…
Dad MeatBobs vs. Crips
We're talkin' gas truck fires, Medieval Times, and life as a fat child. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat Check out Tim's Youtube channel at…
Dad MeatKindergarten Court
Free Fritz! Tim discusses a kindergarten beef that went from the classroom to the streets real quick. After this ep, head over to our Patreon to listen to a…
Dad MeatHead In a Prism
Just two dudes setting the record straight on roller rink jams, rolling on firefighters, and sucking the right one. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more…
Dad MeatHungry for Roadkill
We're settling in for a nice time discussing tasty roadkill, bird molds, and problematic cereal mascots. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for more Dad Meat…
Dad MeatOne Hole Doctor
We're riled up and talkin' bout weirdo doctors, fighting students, and lady window installers. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Kim's…
Dad MeatDookie Warriors w/ Geo Perez & Derek Drescher
We're joined by the bros, Geo Perez & Derek Drescher, to learn about prison wallets, cocaine tales, and finding love in prison. Listen to part two at…
Dad MeatShe a Baddy Tho w/ Kim Congdon
We welcome the queen, Kim Congdon, and we discuss a romantic hallway encounter with a gentleman at the studio, dudes being dudes, and ridged cooters. Listen to…
Dad MeatToe Suck League
Mike & Tim get to the bottom of hard-hitting subjects like a new toe-sucking league, pooped pants, and putting your wife through a headboard. Listen to part…
Dad MeatBest Bud Dwyer w/ Jim Gillespie & Rob Stant
We're joined by two thick kings, Jim Gillespie & Rob Stant, and we discuss Tim officiating weddings, alligators in the city, and wearing a shock collar to…
Dad MeatBlack Israelite Dunk Tank w/ LeMaire Lee
The king, LeMaire Lee, joins us to discuss Indian rap battles, losing your shorts in the pool, and broke dancing. Listen to part two at…
Dad MeatMore Than Cousins
We discuss the finer points of marrying a cousin, testi tangles, and Egyptian booty secrets. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Tim's…