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The Bert Show
Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & the entire Bert Show Cast!
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Episodes
The Bert ShowFrom The Vault: He Proposed To Her Best Friend!
He proposed to her best friend…now what?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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From The Vault: Married People LEGALLY Can’t Get The Ick!
Once you say “I DO” you legally can’t get the ICK ever again? Let’s talk about it! + Can you get the #ick with a FRIEND? Someone in studio got the ick…
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From The Vault: Do You Believe In Speaking Something OUT Of Existence?
From The Vault: Do You Believe In Speaking Something OUT Of Existence? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PT 1: Full Show, August 6, 2025
080625 - FULL SHOW - PART ONE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PT 2: Full Show, August 6, 2025
080625 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PT 3: Full Show, August 6, 2025
080625 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowIs This Fact About Dating A Hot Person True?!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowIs Bert And His Girlfriend's Honeymoon Phase O-V-E-R?
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowWhat Do You Do When Your Husband Keeps Raining On Your Parade?
080625 - 0800 - KRISTIN - I need Bart to embrace my shenanigans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowEBuzz: Do We Need A Heads Up Before Celebs Post These Graphic Pics?
080625 - EBUZZ FULL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowFINALLY A Place To Watch Women's Sports
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The Bert ShowYe Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons
Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowBert's Moving His Youngest Son Out Of The House!
080625 - 0720 - BERT - Moving Hollis into college Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowThis Celeb Says Her Kids Will Share A Cell Phone That Will Live In The Kitchen...Is She Onto Something?
Former hockey coach and mom of 4 Kylie Kelce says when it comes to cell phones… unsubscribe. She’s a mom of 4 kids, aged 4 months to 4 years and says they’re…
The Bert ShowThe Results Of The Diss Track Challenge: Who's Getting Fart Sprayed?
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. You voted. Who won the diss track challenge? The LOSERS are gonna end up in an inflatable costume where we spray FART SPRAY into it!…
The Bert ShowPARENTS, REJOICE: Kids are Back In School! + Help Us Clear This Wishlist!
Happy your kid is back in school? HELL YEAH YOU ARE. REJOICE! Call and leave us a message: 404-954-1360 And can you help us clear this teacher's wish list?…
The Bert ShowIs There A *Right* Way To Send A Girl A Drink? Cause This Ain't It
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowWhat Do You MEAN Kindergarteners Have A Dress Code?!
Little weird for a 5 year old to have a DRESS CODE, right? Why can't they show their shoulders?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowAre Health Apps The New Horoscope?
His health apps are telling him he should be unstoppable...but is this basically the new hororscope? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
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Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 5
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See…
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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 5
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See…
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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 5
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See…
The Bert ShowThe Bert Show Wants You To Get In On Our Most Morbid Idea EVER!
Have a dead parent? Wanna add them to our dead parent in heaven selfie? Email us at producer@thebertshow.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
The Bert ShowEbuzz: Trending Now — Is There Trouble In Paradise For This Young A-List Couple?
080525 - EBUZZ FULL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowThe Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Jackson & Mikey’s!
It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Jackson & Mikey’s are up today! The Bert…
The Bert ShowIs Buc-cees A Psychological TRAP?!
LOVE Buc-cees? Then you may have stockholm syndrome and we can prove it...here's why #buccees is a psychological TRAP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…
The Bert ShowShe Tried To Get Someone In Studio To Cry And Failed HARD!
They're in a competition to make each other CRY! Bert tried it yesterday with his poem about sending your kid off to school so today Kristin is hitting back…
The Bert ShowIs Adam Sandler The Biggest Movie Star In The US? Bert Show Fam Did The Math!
Is Bert the sandman's biggest stan? We crunched the numbers with help from listeners and have the Adam Sandler stats! Have you watched more of his movies than…
The Bert ShowThe Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Keity & Amber’s!
It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Keity & Amber’s are up today! The Bert Show…
The Bert Show100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping A Listener At The Salon After A Sudden Loss
We're helping a listener hit the salon in style with all the works! Hair color, blowout, styling and cut! She's asking for our help for a special reason. Her…
The Bert ShowDo These Marriage Tips For Newlyweds In 1913 Still Ring True?
How do you feel about these marriage tips from 1913? What do you think: do they still ring true today? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
The Bert ShowHow Did Her Son’s First Day Of Pre-K Go?
How did Kristin’s son’s first day of Pre-K go? She tells us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 4
080425 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 4
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See…
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Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 4
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See…
The Bert ShowThe Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Abby & Rebecca’s!
It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Abby & producer Rebecca are up today!…
The Bert ShowHere’s How ChatGPT Is Helping Someone In Studio Survive Her Hometown!
Here's how #ChatGPT therapy is helping Abby survive the worst city in America! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert ShowPT 2: He Caught His Grandpa Following An OnlyFans Model On TikTok!
She was gonna have to tell her dad, “Hey, I just wanna let you know. Everybody in the family can see that you are following OnlyFans models.” How did that go?…
The Bert ShowWe Read Messages We Received From OUTRAGED Teachers!
Today we want to read the DMs we've received from multiple teachers who are MAD after that ridiculous DM we got about a disgruntled principal! Here's what they…
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Kristin Shares How She Feels Sending Her Son To Pre-K For The First Time!
Kristin shares how she feels sending her son to pre-k for the first time! How were you the day you took your child to school? Hosted on Acast. See…
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Ebuzz: Trending Now — American Eagle Responds To The Sydney Sweeney Ad Controversy!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — American Eagle Responds To The Sydney Sweeney Ad Controversy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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He Had A Chaotic Experience At A Sports Event He Dropped Bank For!
Bert had a CHAOTIC experience at a sports event he dropped bank for and he was one of the lucky ones! Here’s what went down! + The device of the summer looks…
The Bert ShowCan You Help This Teacher Working Three Jobs To Make Ends Meet Clear Her List?
Shanna Wellman is a 2nd grade teacher at the International Charter School of Atlanta and a single mom working three jobs to make ends meet. Can you help her…
The Bert ShowIs Someone In Studio Trying To Emotionally Terrorize Every Parent Sending Their Kid To School Today?!
Today Bert is engaging in a little bit of emotional terrorism…as a treat! Kristin’s son is going to pre-K, so he’s going to do a dramatic reading of “I Trust…
The Bert ShowWe Want You To Celebrate Your Kids Going Back To School With Us!
The kids are going BACK to school. Are you secretly celebrating? DON'T! Call us and leave an anonymous voicemail about how you're really feeling at…
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Was She Way Too Competitive With Her Girlfriend’s Tweenager?
The kids are going BACK to school. Are you secretly celebrating? DON'T! Call us and leave an anonymous voicemail about how you're really feeling at…
The Bert ShowWhy Did She Get Banned From TikTok?
Why did Producer Amber get banned on TikTok? Can you guess which of these social media scenarios is real and which she made up? Hosted on Acast. See…
The Bert ShowSomeone In Studio Missed Their Chance To Meet Their New Celebrity Crush!
All she wanted to do was get the chance to smell him in person…Abby missed her chance to meet her new celebrity crush! She’ll tell you who and WHY! Hosted on…
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Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 1
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See…
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Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 1
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See…
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Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 1
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See…
The Bert ShowThe Bert Show Youth Group Share The Stuff That’s Too Spicy To Go In Their Diss Tracks!
He's feeling really nervous about these Youth Group diss tracks! Will they change the chemistry forever? Here are the lines the youth group are NOT allowed to…
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He Caught His Grandpa Following An OnlyFans Model On TikTok!
Grandpa doesn't know it, but his grandson knows that grandpa is following a LOT of OnlyFans models on the sky! Should mom let her dad know that his TikTok…
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We’re Crushing Our Producer’s Dreams For Good Reason!
He had an epiphany! Messy Mikey knows exactly what he wants to do when he finally grows up: own a bar! We'll tell him why that's a BAD idea! Hosted on Acast…
The Bert ShowYe Olde Gossip: Did You Know Dr. Seuss’s Secret Drunk History?
Wanna know what launched Dr. Seuss's career? A bottle of LIQUOR! Abby will tell you exactly how a bottle of gin started the career of one of the most beloved…
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Ebuzz: Trending Now — Hulk Hogan’s Cause Of Death Revealed Something Surprising!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Hulk Hogan’s Cause Of Death Revealed Something Surprising! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Someone In Studio Wants To Share A PSA From A Mom With A Child Who Has Special Needs
Today Kristin want to share a PSA she received from a mom of a child who has special needs. It’s important to remember that you don’t always have to be strong!…
The Bert ShowShe Convinced Her Little Sister That They Had A Secret Family Who Ran Away!
WHAT Funny thing did you have your kids believing all through growing up? We're back with more of the wildest stuff parents have told their kids! Hosted on…
The Bert ShowOur Attorney On Call Saved Her Most Savage Revenge Ideas For Last!
Want some real revenge? Listen to our real lawyer! She's got a bunch of recommendations that'll stick it to the person who wronged you without getting YOU…
The Bert ShowWe’re SHOCKED At This DM The Show Got About An Angry Principal!
We’re shocked at this DM the show received about an unhappy principal! How does it make you feel? She’s a teacher who loves her students so much, she’s…