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Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day
We all do something dumb once in awhile, then there are those who go above and beyond. Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.
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Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayFBI Wonders Who Mailed White Powder To Politicians ... Until They Notice The Return Address
Yep, Matthew Unglesbee of Quincy, Illinois thought it would be funny to send envelopes containing salt to a few politicians. They FBI figured he was…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day"170 Empty Bottles Of Beer In My Truck, 170 Empty Bottles Of Beer"
We're never ones to judge someone's "collection", but 33-year-old Edgar Ramirez should maybe look for a different hobby. He was arrested when police, reporting…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayAsk First, Don't Just Assume You'll Get Free Stuff If You Get A Tattoo Of Their Logo
In Wales, 37-year-old Gareth Clement got the Greggs' logo tattooed on his arm in the hopes of getting free food. While Greggs appreciated the gesture, they did…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day"To Protect And Swerve"
An off-duty Haines City, FL Police Officer found himself on the other side of the law when he was arrested for DUI while driving ... wait for it ... his marked…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayToday's Stolen Vehicle Bingo Card Includes An Airport Tug And Lavatory Servicing Truck
Jay Barr took a couple of joy rides at John Wayne Airport in Orange County, CA. First he stole (and crashed) an airport tug. Next he went for the truck that…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWedding Venue Could Have Chosen To Avoid A PR Nightmare, They Chose Poorly
Posey Meadows in San Marcos, TX had a choice to make when the groom for an upcoming wedding at their venue died unexpectedly. They didn't play it as smoothly…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayOnce Again, Another Dumb-Dumb Makes Things WAY Easier For Police
If the car you stole runs out of gas, do NOT ask police for a ride. Today's Dumb-Dumb originally aired Oct. 20, 2020. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWhen You Steal The Box Something Comes In, Make Sure That Something Is In The Box You're Stealing
A Tempe, AZ tech company got hit the other night, and all the guy got were empty boxes. After smashing a window, the man was caught on surveillance cameras…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayBird Smuggler's Bulge Gives Him Away At Miami Airport
Alberto Castillo was caught at Miami International Airport after customs officials noticed an "unexplainable bulge" at his waist. The bulge turned out to be 10…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayTime To Make The Donuts
67-year-old Lorraine Wilkerson was arrested Monday for getting drunk and doing more than a few donuts on the front lawn of the Jennings County Sheriff's Office…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayThe Crossword Bandit Messes Up, Then Across, Then Down
Ronald Wladich from Fort Myers, FL had a habit of drinking-&-dashing at area bars. His MO turned out to be his downfall when he tried the trick one too many…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayTraveler's Baggage Check At The Airport Was Over The 50 lb Limit Thanks To 60 lbs Of Marijuana
Janay Mateo was arrested at the Portland, OR airport after screeners found 60 pounds of marijuana packed in her checked luggage. And that was just the…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayMove Over, We Have A Winner For This Week's "Dumbest Excuse For Speeding" Award
When a motorcyclist was pulled over for speeding in Manassas, VA, they gave an honest answer as to why they were doing 72 in a 25 mph zone; they were trying to…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWhen Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go
An unidentified driver crashed his car through a wall at Kroger in Rosenberg, TX. He did it on purpose, telling police he really had to use the bathroom but…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayJust So You Know, If Cops Find You Riding An Electric Scooter At Midnight With No Clothes On, There Will Be Questions
44-year-old Jason Wise went for a midnight scooter ride in Midwest City, OK. The problem was, Jason had been drinking and left ALL his clothes at home. See…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DaySome People Burn Bridges When Fired, THIS Guy Tried To Burn Down The Place That Fired Him
2 bad decisions in a row will hopefully be a learning opportunity for Noah Ross of New River, AZ. He was fired, for reasons made clear in the story, but then…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWendy's vs McDonald's: Not A Food Fight or A Burger Battle, But There Were Arrests
Two Wendy's employees in Newnan, GA were arrested after breaking into a McDonald's employee's car and stealing a backpack. The reasons they were so easy to…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayReal Cops Arrested Fake Cop After Fake Cop Called Real Cops For Backup
60-year-old Scott Millage used his black pickup, equipped with blue and red emergency lights, to pull over a driver on a Pheonix, AZ freeway. To be clear…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayThe Pepper Spray Label Says, "Don't Use In Enclosed Spaces." That Includes Movie Theaters.
34-year-old Matthew Ware was arrested in a Burbank, CA movie theater after deciding pepper spray would deter a rude movie-goer from talking on his cell phone…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayFYI, Everyone Who Goes To The Courthouse Gets Searched
Barry Bowser of Monticello, NY forgot to empty his pockets before heading to the courthouse for a court-ordered drug program. Attendance was part of his…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayNo One Likes Waiting In Line, But We Cope. Tiffany Needs Better Coping Skills.
38-year-old Tiffany Booze lost her cool when she thought a store's check out line was taking too long. Her solution got her arrested. See…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayCarnival Cruise Passenger Goes Overboard With Her Drink Package
@juicyloveboo deserves some credit. She freely shared the situation she got herself into on a Carnival Cruise, and NOW we know what Carnival does to take care…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIf You Want To Pick A Fight On A Public Beach, Don't Pick It With The Marine-Slash-Martial Arts Instructor
James Hidalgo is a Marine AND founder of Infinite Martial Arts Academy in San Francisco, CA. Imagine how things went when James was confronted by a stranger…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIf You Want To Steal A Firetruck, Wait Until They Put Out Your House
Nestor Roman of Dalton, New Hampshire recently lost his house to a fire. He didn't help the situation by stealing one of the fire trucks responding to the…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayThe Sad Part Is She Won't Learn From The Experience Because She Won't Remember Any Of It
24-year-old Elizabeth Boucher had a rough night in Daytona Beach, FL. It was a great lesson in why you don't drink and drive, except she probably has no memory…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIt Was A Stick vs. A Spatula, Guess Who Won
When 53-year-old Antonieta Sanchez took out her frustration with a large stick at In-N-Out Burger in Lake Elsinore, CA, a young man in the drive-thru leapt to…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayDrunk Nashville Mom Nabbed Napping In Elementary School Pick-Up Line
She was either celebrating the fact her kids were back in school, or she really missed them and needed "liquid courage" to get through the day without them…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIf You Try To Destroy A Traffic Camera, Do It BEFORE It Takes Your Picture
Brandon Ribadeneira got caught speeding in Phoenix, AZ and decided to "handle" the traffic camera himself. First, he tipped it over. Then, he smashed it with a…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayMaybe The Reason He Didn't Have A Driver's License Is He's Not Very Good At It
Look, you can drive your car or you can inspect your teeth in the mirror. We don't recommend doing both at the same time. See omnystudio.com/listener for…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWe've Heard Buc-ee's Bathrooms Are Nice, But Are They "Break-The-Law-To-Get-To-One" Nice?
Omar Soliman was pulled over for hitting 117 mph on a Florida interstate. His excuse was he had to use the restroom ... at Buc-ee's ... 61 miles down the road…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day"Bluntman" Displaying "Weed 4 Sale" Sign Arrested For ... Well, I Hate To Ruin The Surprise
Kevin Jones is known by some as "Bluntman," especially those attending the Gather of the Juggalos festival AND the Mid-Missouri Drug Task Force. Kevin was…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIf You Threaten To Bomb A Place On Instagram, That's A Bomb Threat, Even If You Were Joking
He's only 19 so we're cutting him a little slack. For the record, Jaxon, just because YOU feel your order is taking too long at Applebee's, threatening to bomb…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIt Was (Exactly) Like Throwing A Hand Grenade Into A Police Station
The Lakeland, FL Police Department had a surprise visitor and a lot of excitement last Sunday afternoon. Someone brought in a box, and IN that box was a live…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayReturning To The Scene Of The Crime Is Fine, But Maybe Wait Until The Cops Are Gone
18-year-old John Jordan walked out of a Circle K in Shreveport, LA without paying for his donuts, Honey Buns, pound cake and fountain pop. The clerk called the…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWho Knew The Grim Reaper's First Name Is Leon?
Leon Gillespie was arrested back in June after dressing up as the Grim Reaper, scythe and all, climbing onto the roof of a hospital in North Wales, and just…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayFlorida Woman Buys New Rolls-Royce, Has Drinks To Celebrate New Rolls-Royce, Gets DUI & Loses New Rolls-Royce
Roxann Rizzuto went out last Friday to celebrate her purchase of a very nice new Rolls-Royce. She was pulled over after dang near hitting a cop car and blaming…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayBaller Move: Driving A Stolen Car To Check In With Your Parole Officer
Joshua Thatch was scheduled to meet with his Parole Officer when cops pulled him over in his PO's parking lot. He had driven a stolen car to the meeting, which…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWhen Your Vanity Plates Go From Inspirational To Ironic (a.k.a. Don't Drink & Drive )
Arizona State Troopers pulled over a motorist in Flagstaff and noticed they showed "obvious signs of impairment." Ironically, the driver's vanity plates said…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWhen A Cops Asks "Why Are You Naked?" Try To Have A Story Ready
First, 36-year-old Emily Fair stole a Pleasant Prairie, WI ambulance pickup in the middle of the night. Next she tried using the truck's radio to find food…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayYou Know It's Good BBQ When It's Worth Getting Fired AND Arrested For
42-year-old Eduardo Moraga didn't care much for his job at Planet Fitness in Coconut Creek, FL. He went out with a bang by stealing a gym member's credit card…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayNebraskan Gun Owner's "How To" Video Became A "Hot NOT To Video"
After purchasing a new 9mm pistol from Scheels in Lincoln, Nebraska, a 21-year-old man and his girlfriend only made it as far as the parking lot before there…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayHas "I Meant To Pay" Ever Worked For Someone Caught Shoplifting? It Didn't (Again) This Time.
This one's making the rounds mostly because of the higher profile of the person arrested. Amy McGrath, the Managing Director of ASU Preparatory Academy in…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayRed Flag: She Tries To Burn Down The Church The Day Before Your Wedding
Lenita Moreno was arrested for arson after starting a fire in her own wedding venue. The day before the ceremony, while setting up and decorating, the fire…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayCalifornia's "Bacon 'n' Booze Bandit" Busted
It's not so much that 39-year-old Shanae Watkins shoplifted bacon and vodka from 2 different grocery stores in Roseville, CA ... it was the amount; 19 packages…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWhen Better Judgement & Brains Lose Out To Temptation
39-year-old Christopher Burton-Frazier just couldn't help himself. He somehow managed to steal a "Bearcat" (Ballistic Engineered Armored Response Counter…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayDear Lord, Do NOT Let This Become A Social Media Stunt
Daniel Ballance from Quartzite, AZ was arrested after being found naked on a train. It should be noted he was on TOP of the train, on the outside, train…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayP Is For Park, R Is For Reverse, D Is For Dumb Dumb
30-year-old Farnardo Alexander Jr. had to think fast when cops pulled him over in Tampa, FL. He was driving with a suspended license so his bright idea was to…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayI Wonder If They Covered This In Mississippi Police Training
When police pulled over Katelyn Maxwell Sunday night, July 12th, they knew right away it wouldn't be a routine traffic stop. They could tell from the smell of…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayMan Robs A Bank With A Cat, Which Sounds Like He Used A Cat To Help Rob A Bank, Which Is Silly ... Right?
On his way to rob a bank in Beltsville, MD Monday, a man stopped by a pet store next door and stole a cat. When he got to the bank he asked an employee to hold…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIn Florida, Even Principals' Principles Are Questionable
Jennifer Jimenez and Christina Alcalde are both school principals, and both were arrested for DUI early one Sunday morning. First Jennifer was pulled over and…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWhat? No, I Don't Have Any Guns. Well, I Have This One, And This One, And This One ...
A young man in Indianapolis was arrested after posting multiple photos and videos online showing off some guns. The arrest was due to the fact that 18-year-old…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWhen A Police Chase Turns Into A Rescue, You Took A Wrong Turn
Flagler County, FL police had a fight on their hands with 47-year-old Ryan McMinn. He jumped into a canal filled with snakes and alligators and tried to swim…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DaySometimes The Slogan On A T-Shirt Tells You All You Need To Know About Someone
Ethan Adams was arrested after failing to appear in court on a probation violation. When cops caught up with him he was wearing a "Jesus Beebe Bail Bonds"…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIf Someone Steals Your Car While You're Committing A Crime, Do You Really Want To Involve The Police?
While he was burglarizing a Verizon store in Odenton, Maryland, someone stole Jalen Godard's getaway car. He called the cops and that's when everything fell…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayLook, Some People Are Just Better Than Others At Hide & Seek
When Kary Sharpe of Tulsa, OK tried to hide from the police chasing him, he (maybe) panicked and chose a poor spot. Cops found him under their Police car. See…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayDirections Obviously Not Her Thing
An Arizona driver was arrested for DUI after driving the wrong way on the Interstate around Tucson, AZ. She wound up sideswiping another car and flipping it on…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIt's Hard To Get Banned From Taco Bell, But Not Impossible
30-year-old Ashley Andrews went to Taco Bell in Chester, MD and got upset when she felt her order was taking too long. Her next move got a bit more aggressive…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayOh Calm Down, Neighbor, It Was Just A Warning Shot
84-year-old Charlene Davis was arrested after firing her revolver into her lawn. She was trying to get her neighbor's attention because she thought he was…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayIf You Drop Your Sunglasses In An Outhouse, Just Consider It A Loss
A man in California had to call for help after falling into a chemical storage tank underneath a bathroom at Shaver Lake's Camp Edison. He was trying to…
Doc's Dumb Dumb of the DayWait, There Were Drugs In The Bag Marked "Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs"? Weird.
Tricia Croley and David Bennett were arrested in Laurel County, Kentucky after being caught with a bag marked "definitely not a bag of drugs" was, indeed…