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Citizen Frame
Film reviews at it‘s most honest. If you want to listen to some fun banter and hosts not respecting each other at all..then give us a listen. The catch is..we know films. Join us for a laugh and maybe an education on films.
Episodes


Citizen FrameThe Nightmare Before Xmas
Well here is our year end podcast!!! Yes it's already the new year but whose counting. Certainly not me 😀 Enjoy!


Citizen FrameDonnie Darko
A tale about a young man and his bunny, Frank. Seems like a simple tale about companionship... right? nope! Enjoy
Citizen FrameInvasion USA
Well myself and the team couldn't find the words to describe this film. Ironically , neither could the screenwriter of this gem. Enjoy,

Citizen FrameGHOST 1990
Yes, here we have another love story. However, will this 1990 box office hit be better than that god awful Titanic or will it stay afloat and tug at our heart…
Citizen FrameThe Last Starfighter
A science fiction film directed by movie villain, Michael Myers. Don't expect a lot of killing in this trailer park. Instead just sit back and ... Enjoy!
Citizen FrameHellraiser 1987
We are back and ready to talk about a couple of horny bastards and a human pin cushion!! Enjoy!
Citizen FrameEp. 59 The Invisible Man 2020
Can the new monster cinematic dark universe be saved by this new take on a H.G. Wells classic? Listen and u shall see.. Enjoy!
Citizen FrameEp. 58 Fantasy Island
Bad acting.. Bad Script.. Bad Producing.. Yet...is it the trainwreck everyone says it is? Enjoy!
Citizen FrameEP. 57 First Blood
The film that started a huge franchise ...YOYOYO No not the toy but Stallone in...First Blood. Ok, I admit that was a bad joke. ENJOY!
Citizen FrameEp. 56 Predator
Get to the Choppa! Yes that seems like a lazy intro but c'mon..do we really need to say anything else? Enjoy!
Citizen FrameEp. 55 The Leprechaun
Yep ..our luck has officially run out with reviewing this one! Enjoy! Lol
Citizen FrameEp. 54 Rocky 4
Is it really the film that we loved years ago? Lets find out as we throw no punches at this 80s classic. Enjoy!

Citizen FrameEp. 52 Conan the Barbarian 1982
Rough rumble and tumble sex, orgies with hand soup (nope that's not a typo) , a few henchmen, and a man snake... nope it's not the Trump administration! It's…
Citizen FrameEp. 51 THE THING 1982
Isolation with no hope! People must prepare their own meals! Stay away from your coworkers!!! No.. its not our current situation, but our review of the…
Citizen FrameEp. 50 The Blob
Steve McQueen and a blob! Before the Great Escape he had to escape the slow moving and very easily able to avoid, the jam like substance called the Blob. Hey…



Citizen FrameEp. 45 A Quiet Place
Shhhhhhh...listen with headphones. Don't let the wombats get u..lol Enjoy
Citizen FrameEp. 44 Casino royale
A keychain that goes boom, a cute mongoose, a bloody eye, and a scene with balls! Enjoy!
Citizen FrameUNAIRED EPISODE - THE GAME
A wealthy douche bag, A clown that can see everything and maid that makes a mean burger! Enjoy the Unaired episode of The Game

Citizen FrameEp. 42 The Omen
Who has a nanny that can put up a good fight? Who can have such a deep sleep that even a haircut as he sleeps wont even wake him? Who has a mother that when…
Citizen FrameEp. 41 Haunt (2019)
1 haunted house, 6 friends, 6 masked killers. There is nothing quiet about this place. Clever, see what I did there? ENJOY
Citizen FrameEP. 40 The Warriors
We have a Swan, a pair of lips, a hearse, and a group of guys who love baseball! Can you DIG IT!??!!! ENJOY
Citizen FrameEp. 39 Spring
A mermaid cat vampire woman, also painting naked with rabbit blood , and a farmer. Enjoy
Citizen FrameEp.38 Nightmare on Elm street
Freddy Vs Edward Scissorhands, a useless police force, and drunken parents! Welcome to our nightmare! Enjoy
Citizen FrameEp. 37 Elvira Mistress of the Dark
We have boobs.... And hmmmmm.. Oh yeah more boobs. ENJOY
Citizen FrameEp. 36 Labyrinth
A farting swamp, a couple of really big knockers , a bad actress and a desperate need for a cod piece! We give you the Labyrinth.. ENJOY
Citizen FrameEp. 35 It"s a Wonderful Life
A wingless angel, Mr. Churchill the banker, a bottled clearly marked... Poison! Most importantly a possible horror sequel! ENJOY
Citizen FrameEp. 34 Black Christmas (1975)
A killer with a potty mouth, a sneaky kitty, a piano player with anger issues toward pianos, and a phone call that even left me wanting a cigarette! ENJOY
Citizen FrameEp. 33 Jingle all the Way
Conan the Barbarian, The Terminator, The Predator and True Lies.... This is NOT one of those! ENJOY.. maybe.
Citizen FrameEp. 32 Die Hard
One man against... A Hans and his goons, 2 Johnsons and a coke head, and also trying to find a good pair of shoes. ENJOY
Citizen FrameEp. 31 Phantom of the Opera
Michael Myers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 1000s candles, and a long commute to a sewer. This is Phantom of the Opera! ENJOY
Citizen FrameEp.30 Rocky Horror Picture Show
A meatloaf, a step to the left, a transgender curry, and a pair of lips that are a woman's but voiced by man... Yes that makes sense. I think.
Citizen FrameEp. 29 The Greatest Showman
Come with us on a magical journey to P. T. Barnum's Circus, where psychics and time do not exist as well as plot or any substance what so ever. That's right…
Citizen FrameEp. 28 The Meg
Blood everywhere! Oscar winner actors! Effects ahead of it's time! A score more timeless than Jaws itself. That's right....this podcast has none of that but…
Citizen FrameEp. 27 47 Meters Down
Javier is useless, better acting in the winch, a waste of a good camera, and cage that's rustier than the Elizabeth Dane. That's the ship in the Fog😁 Enjoy, C
Citizen FrameEp. 26 Jaws the Revenge
Duh da, Duh da, DUH DA, DUH DA! What do you get when you combine a Shark waiter, a log and its bouy, and a glorious fart? Not Jaws 4, and trust us, you'll wish…
Citizen FrameEp. 25 The Shining / Dr. Sleep Combo
What do you get when you mix a Scatman, a cat, 300 tons of corn syrup , 67 broken doors and my future wife? You get episode 25! Enjoy! Please forgive my audio…
Citizen FrameEp. 24 Psycho
We have a very loud mother. We also have the mother of Jamie Leigh Curtis and we have a man obsessed with both...especially if they like his stuff birds. ENJOY
Citizen FrameEp. 23 Sinister
A wife who is clueless, a son in a box and a house that you can rebuild from memory after watching this. ENJOY
Citizen FrameEp. 22 The Fog
A bunch of ghost lepers chasing a town of three maybe 4 people during a fog. Their saviours? A drunk priest and a hot jazz DJ... Classic!
Citizen FrameEp.21 Tales from the Crypt : Demon Knight
What do you get when you put a mailman, a hooker, a drunk, a one armed hotel owner and of coarse Will Smiths wife into a film..you get this. Enjoy, C
Citizen FrameEp. 20 Poltergeist
Poltergeist 80s horror classic. It has a beaver boy, a clay face, and even Richard Pryor! Join us with special guest host Chris in reminiscing about one of the…
Citizen FrameEp. 19 Hereditary
A mom who can climb the walls, a headless bird, naked old people , a kid who never showers. This film has it all. Enjoy, C
Citizen FrameEp. 18. Joker (spoiler filled)
Who knew a film called, Joker would make someone feel down and depressed. Who knew a film about a clown would literally have no laughs in it. Well enjoy! 😁
Citizen FrameEp.17 Friday the 13th 1980
Is it handyman Bill (Bing Crosbys kid) ? Is it Crazy Ralph ( You're all Doomed Guy)? or is Steve ( The guy who may or may not of tried to get into Alice's…
Citizen FrameEp.16 Titanic
Ok fans, does this film sink or swim..haha, get it?Find out why I hate on it so much. However something more importantly, the strange connection to Diry…
Citizen FrameEp. 15 L.A Confidential
Podcast listeners I have something to tell you. What I am about to say must be “Off the record and on the QT and very hush hush.” I believe my fellow co-hosts…
Citizen FrameEp. 14 Dark Angel 1990
What do you get when you throw a drug dealing alien and the man behind Ivan Drago into one movie? You get this Sci-Fi masterpiece. A film that has it all…
Citizen FrameEp, 13 Dirty Dancing
Well that's a wrap with this 1987 blockbuster. This film is very beloved by millions. However, this film has its dark side. Behind the glorious dance routines…
Citizen FrameEp.12 IT Chapter 2
Ok we have wrapped the IT series. Some disagreements and of course some insults..lol. Give us a listen and see what floats.
Citizen FrameEp. 11 Dawn of the Dead 78
This was a fun one. Despite our technical hiccups cause of the mail person .. it went quite well. Thanks to our guest host, Nuala for being able to come on…