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Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show
"Donald Drumpf Theatre" is the weekly radio theatre show about a fictional presidency, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. It is often a mash-up of the week's news, and sometimes a radio news fantasy with song parodies and covers all mixed in a style similar to Spike Jones, Dickie Goodman, Dr. Demento, or Richard Foreman with comedy skits, sketches, radio…
Episodes
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #250: North to Alaska or Let's Invade the Nation's Capital
This week’s episode: “North to Alaska or Let's Invade the Nation's Capital.” The new/old president makes Putin happy this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre”…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #249: Dancing in the Dark or You Want it Darker
This week’s episode: “Dancing in the Dark or You Want it Darker” Wagging the Dog and the military takeover of the country begin this week on the “Donald Drumpf…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #248: The new/old president cancels 'Not Like Us'
This week’s episode: “The new/old president cancels 'Not Like Us'” Canceling songs and stories is the theme this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #247: The new/old president says, 'Relax, Or I'll Sue You'
This week: “The new/old president says, 'Relax, Or I'll Sue You’” The new/old president goes the distance this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #246: Jeffrey Epstein was Donald Drumpf's Closest Pal?
This week: “Jeffrey Epstein was Donald Drumpf's Closest Friend?” The new/old president remembers his glory days this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #245: Not Like Us, or Is Jeffrey Epstein This Superman's Kryptonite?
This week: “Not Like Us, or Is Jeffrey Epstein This Superman's Kryptonite?” The new/old president says these are not the pedophiles you’re looking for this…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #244: What Is Donald Drumpf Theatre?
This week: “What Is Donald Drumpf Theatre?” The new/old president explains how professional wrestling works this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #243: War and Regime Change While The New/Old President Plays With His Erection
This week: “War and Regime Change While The New/Old President Plays With His Erection.” The new/old president blows things up this week on the “Donald Drumpf…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #242: The Fortunate Son Falls Asleep At His Soggy Birthday Parade While Five Million March Against Him
This week: “The Fortunate Son Falls Asleep At His Soggy Birthday Parade While Five Million March Against Him.” The new/old president needs an elbow in the side…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #241: The Theatre of a Bro Fight or An Excuse To Call Out The Troops On Americans
This week: “The Theatre of a Bro Fight To Call Out The Troops On Americans.” The new/old president pretends to create a crisis this week on the “Donald Drumpf…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #240: Sickness Is This Week's Obvious Metaphor for the USA, or 'We All Are Going to Die'
This week: “Sickness Is This Week's Obvious Metaphor for the USA, or 'We're All Going to Die'.” A virus controls the new/old president this week on the “Donald…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #239: Donald Drumpf Puts The Me in Memorial Day
This week: “Donald Drumpf Puts The Me in Memorial Day.” Remember the dead who served their country this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #238: If You Eat The Tariffs, the Lamestream Media Will Say You Have Stage Nine Cancer
This week: “If You Eat The Tariffs, the Lamestream Media Will Say You Have Stage Nine Cancer.” Taste the intimidation of the media this week on the “Donald…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #237: Surprise, Surprise, Habeus Corpus Disappears
This week: “Surprise, Surprise, Habeus Corpus Disappears.” The rule of law is for losers this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show. Opening theme…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #236: Guys and Dolls or the Papal President Turns Communist
This week: “Guys and Dolls or the Papal President Turns Communist.” Only three dolls and five pencils for kids this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #235: The First 100 Days or 100 Percent of Nothing
This week: “The First 100 Days or 100 Percent of Nothing” The two presidents ignore administrative errors and open Signal chats this week on the “Donald Drumpf…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #234: All The Kings Horses And All The Kings Men
This week: “All The Kings Horses And All The Kings Men” The two presidents ignore administrative errors and open Signal chats this week on the “Donald Drumpf…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: How Authoritarian Is We? or When They Kick At Your Front Door, How You Gonna Come?
Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia is a citizen of El Salvador who was illegally deported from the United States on March 15, 2025, in what the Trump administration…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #232: Tariffs for the Penguins, Or Was It All a Dream?
This week: Were the tariffs all a dream? This week: "Tariffs for the Penguins, Or Was It All a Dream?" The two presidents waffle back and forth between…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #231: A Chain of Fools Plans a Third Term with Wild Signals In The Air
"A Chain of Fools Plans a Third Term with Wild Signals In The Air." Anyone can listen in to attack plans under the two presidents this week on the “Donald…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #230: Political Theatre in DC as Secrets Get Revealed
"Political Theatre in DC as Secrets Get Revealed." Anyone can listen in to battle plans under the two presidents this week on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #229: The New/Old President Shoots His Mouth Against President Musk and Gets Away With It
"The New/Old President Shoots His Mouth Against President Musk and Gets Away With It." Anyone can be whisked away and imprisoned under the two presidents this…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre #228: Democrats Make It Better As The New Old President Defies Democracy
"Democrats Make It Better As The New Old President Defies Democracy." The opposition party just needs the color pink and a Tik Tok meme to take down the…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: America's Heel Turn or The Rumble in the Oval
This week: "America's Heel Turn or The Rumble in the Oval" The new/old president turns the Oval Office into a professional wrestling ring on the “Donald Drumpf…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: No More Kings or Elon Musk's Chainsaw
This week: "No More Kings or Elon Musk’s Chainsaw." The new/old president steps back, as Elon Musk takes over on the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: A Hostile Government Takeover on a Road to Fascism
This week: "A Hostile Government Takeover on a Road to Fascism." The new/old president turns over the country’s financial information to Unelected Elon’s goons…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: With the Tariff War Won, Let the Robber Barons Handle Everything
This week: "With the Tariff War Won, Let the Robber Barons Handle Everything." The regime celebrates Gulf of America Day by bringing back the Gilded Age on the…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: Emptying the Nations Coffers While Distracting With a Fake Tariff War
This week: "Emptying the Nations Coffers While Distracting With a Fake Tariff War." The new/old president blames every problem the United States faces on DEI…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: The Fascism and The Price of Eggs are Rising
This week: "The Fascism and The Price of Eggs are Rising." The new/old president takes over again and the price of eggs and authoritarianism just keeps going…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: The Return to the Scene of The Crime or You Want It Darker
Only Michelle Obama and Karen Pence were notably absent from the proceedings in Washington D.C. this week. This episode is dedicated to them. This week: "The…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: Stuck in the Middle with the Felon President-Elect
This week: "Stuck in the Middle with the Felon President-Elect." The “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show says goodbye to a former president, and hello to a…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: January 6 Revisted or Everything Is Broken
Deep listeners of “Donald Drumpf Theatre” will note that in the credits each week there is this sentence: It is often a mash-up of the week's news, and…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: Drones vs. Santa or The Christmas Eve Battle of New Jersey
This week: "Drones vs. Santa or The Christmas Eve Battle of New Jersey." The annual holiday episode of the “Donald Drumpf Theatre” radio show ends with New…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: The Billionaires Cabinet or I Think I'm Going to Hate It Here
This week: "The Billionaires Cabinet or I Think I'm Going to Hate it Here." This week the fascist president-elect continues to bring his cronies closer…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: Retribution or I'm Waiting for The Man
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling, oh, so fineUntil tomorrow, but that's just some other timeI'm waiting for my man —Lou Reed This week: "Retribution or I'm…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: Paranoimia or Pardon Me Robert DeNiro
This week: "Paranoimia or Pardon Me Robert DeNiro." This week the fascist president-elect has an ethical run-for-his-money with the current pardoning…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: Television Oligarchy or a Series of Distractions
This week: "Television Oligarchy or a Series of Distractions." The fascist president-elect loses his consigliere this week while continuing to keep the cameras…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: The Cabinet of Curiosities and the Ineffective Democrats
Turn On The News is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This week: "The…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: Political Technology or Why The Fascist is the 47th President
'Political technology' is a Russian term for the professional engineering of politics. It has turned Russian politics into theatre and propaganda. — Andrew…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showDonald Drumpf Theatre: America Decides
This week: "America Decides." The fascist candidate with a fondness for Hitler becomes president again. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showTurn On The News: Hitler Fan Re-enacts MSG Nazi Rally
BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL: It is the week of the election, and this is reality? I am given a show about how one candidate likes Hitler, and is a consensus…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showTurn On The News: Upside Down
This week: "Upside Down." The former president wants any political opposition silenced, and he promises to employ the military on that job. Opening theme…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showTurn On The News: The Enemy From Within
This week: "The Enemy From Within." The former president wants any political opposition silenced, and he promises to employ the military on that job. Opening…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showTurn On The News: The Perfect Storm
This week: "The Perfect Storm." The former president can’t remember the last time he went through such bad weather. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showTurn On The News: The Purge
This week: "The Purge." The former president has a rollicking weekend, proposing “one rough hour,” and comparing physiques with his former opponent. Opening…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showTurn On The News: Personality Crisis
New York Dolls photo from Wikipedia. This week: "Personality Crisis" The former president admits electoral defeat, and a mental defect. Opening theme includes…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showTurn On The News: Who Let The Dogs Out?
This week: "Who Let The Dogs Out?" The former president is chasing dogs and herding cats. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showTurn On The News: They're Eating The Dogs
This week: "They’re Eating The Dogs." The former president is debating himself, and Kamala Harris. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project…
Donald Drumpf Theatre radio showTurn On The News: Dream Weaver
This week: "Dream Weaver" The former president is weaving a coat of many colors. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live,"…