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JortsCenter87: Single White Ryhan
This week we talk fundraising, Joe Buck, overly ambitious co-workers, contemporary renditions of classic songs, Malcom X, aging punk MAGA chuds redux, and…
JortsCenter86: Wizards of the Woke
This week we tackle Anvil, Peter Dinklage, mopeds, jet packs, UP Faith and Family, social media friends, and tabletop RPG's Please help our friend and…
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85: Marvel Culture Wars
This week we talk about the Queen, being sleepy, Clerks III, Darth Dawkins, Football, egg peeling, polticizing pop culture, and podcast tropes. Please help our…
JortsCenter84: Chris Gaines Tax
This week the gang loses an episode and has to re-record it. This go around, we discuss Chris Gaines, BlueAnon, if anyone reads anymore, how to apologize &…
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83: Dexter Holland's Laboratory
In this sans Will episode we delve into food frustrations, harassment training, deer, Tim Curry, Rowan Atkinson, Timcast, Luigi Primo, the topics list, and…
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82: Robert Davi House Elf
This week we consider superstitions, hearing, technology, Obi Wan, class, Prey, ans Andrew Tate. https://podvoices.help https://donations4abortion.com Please…
JortsCenter81: Waldorf of Warcraft
This week Will, Ryhan and Josh are joined by special guests Susan & Sarah (of the band Faye). We talk about The Muppets, #BamaRush, and the shitty rise of…
JortsCenter80: Alex Jones's Diary
This week we talk about The Fifth Elements, Antiques Roadshow, Centurions, suspicious employment, theater patronage, MIB and heavy music…
JortsCenter79: Scott Laptop
This week the gang covers theft, nostalgia, Journey to Hell, Robert Zombie, job scorn, and Dan gets a closer look at a corn chip. https://podvoices.help…
JortsCenter78: The Coworker with the Dragon Tattoo
This week we hear about rad as fuck professional peers, Fluppy Dogs, Niel Strauss, David Fincher, and rapper insecurities. https://podvoices.help…
JortsCenter77: Britney Pickle Spears
This week Will, Josh and Ryhan discuss the theme song to Robocop: The TV show, John Tempesta and Chester Bennington. We also talk about Jasta's Pasta and…
JortsCenter76: Flip of the Coin: The Waylon Jennings Story
On this adventure we explore Bang! energy drink, ApologetiX, film review foreshadowing, patron membership, and the day the music died. https://podvoices.help…
JortsCenter75: Oops! All Riddlers!
This week your hosts discuss Andrew Dice Clay, Kate Bush, Zelda, Dave Thomas, David Allan Coe, John Boy and Tom, Bob and Billy. https://podvoices.help…
JortsCenter74B: Supreme Jort of the United States
In which we try to make sense of the previous episode. https://donations4abortion.com
JortsCenter74: End All Platforms
This episode we address Juul, Jewel, NPR, Q drops, and then shit gets kinda weird. Sorry. https://podvoices.help https://donations4abortion.com Join our…
JortsCenter73: Weapons of Mass Extinction
This week we tackle prom, song lyrics, Vince McMahon, and states' rights. Please help support our friend Tim!…
JortsCenter72: Dennis the Miller
On this week's episode your hosts discuss the NBA finals, Jimbo Robbins, baby names, pet names, corrections, Rae Le'state, Nyla Rose, Wyathhhh, Ticketmaster…
JortsCenter71: Magic: The Gathering of the Juggalos
This week your non-Dan hosts discuss the Rescue Rangers, film songs, films from the past, Truth Social, Ceollecticon and Will's topic. Please help support our…
JortsCenter70: Nilla Waifus
This week your hosts unwrap contrarianism, communism, aged foods, glass roses, and the crypto crash. Please help support our friend Tim!…
JortsCenter69: Andy & Sandy
This week the gang discusses The Batman Man, billionaires, Loud Rocks, Hocus Pocus, hype, political affiliation, and wedding surprises. Please help support our…
JortsCenter68: Sparkling Incontinence
This week Will examines period pieces, Vic lightens the mood, Josh celebrates the works of Jim Steinman, Dan settles quibbles, and Ryhan thanks you for the…
JortsCenter67: Avatar: The Way of John Waters
Ryhan, Will, Josh, and Vic convene once again to deliberate about Sam Raimi, Marvel movies, the Monopoly Guy trope, woke Disney, Edward Furlong, Bob Seger…
JortsCenter66: Christopher Plumber
This week the hosts discuss Elon Musk, cover songs, film tropes, shoplifting, and labor unions. This episode is sponsored by Lords and Liars…
JortsCenter65: In Space No One Can Tell You're British
Ryhan, Josh and Vic convene this week to ponder Sonic 2, actors, live streamers and new hire candidates. This episode is sponsored by Lords and Liars…
JortsCenter64: Christian Seder
Hello friends! This ep Dan, Will, Josh, and Ryhan are here for you to break down vomit, cardinal direction, Buc-ees, observation of historic holiday tradition…
JortsCenter63: Gary Midlifecrisisman
This week Will, Josh, Ryhan and Vic discuss awards shows, wrestling protocols, falafel fraud, Baywatch, Barenaked Ladies, Florida, and hatewatching. Music by…
JortsCenter62: Sleevie Nicks
This week the gang breaks down self censorship, shirts, differentiation, Def Leppard, curling, Pokemon Youtube influencers, mysterious phone calls…
JortsCenter61: Dinosaur III
This week your hosts delve into the world of counterfeiting, collectible values, malls, littering, alterations, hot dogs, news reports, and asking questions…
JortsCenter60: Phil Factory
The full roster is here this week to discuss Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, conflict resolution, creative cuisine, film critique and tough customers. This…
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59: Al Jourgensen The Jazz Singer
This week Ryhan, Will and Josh discuss pranks, poop, Emo Batman, shanking, Jennifer, Kevin Smith, live shows, and Glenn Howerton. Join our Peloton!…
JortsCenter58: The Assassination of Jortscenter by the Coward Robert Redford
This week the Jortscentrists ponder upon X-Men, Jesus, The Goonies, Johnny Cash, the Yellow Pages, and Control Tour Narrative. Join our Peloton!…
JortsCenter57: Pinocchimon
This week we welcome Ginger and Will from the awesome podcast Grand Rapidians Play Video Games! We discuss the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, church acquisitions…
JortsCenter56: An Officer and a Djentleman
Will is off Skiing so we're free to talk about NFTs, rap metal, Austin Powers, INXS, Subservient Chicken, Tongan Flag Bearer, and English Cuisine…
JortsCenter55: A Siberian Film
This week we cover private displays of affection, album finales, foretelling films, the Game, Richard Karn, and romantic movies. We also start reading again…
JortsCenter54: Rachel Slurs
Will and Dan return this week to discuss Night Ranger, dance party DJs, Hype Williams, egg sandwiches, Mr. Mister, relative poop sizes, The Eyes of Tammy Faye…
JortsCenter53: Human Resources Giger
This week Ryhan, Josh and Vic discuss Neil Young, Joe Rogan, Ted Cruz, Royal Rumble, Bored Apes, Candace Owens, Lars Ulrich, Evangeline Lily, The Mighty Mighty…
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52: 2025: The Podcast Ravaged by a Movie
This week we begrudgingly review the film 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus. We also discuss inclement weather, Gunther Stark, Jen Psaki, ghost hunters…
JortsCenter51: No Gods No Mascots
This week we return to discuss Popeye, Popeyes, Taco Bell, first impressions, band drama, and tier teasers. Music by Will Join our Peloton!…
JortsCenter50: More Time More Germs
We're all here this time so we tackle black metal dipshits, Lin Manuel Miranda, doom metal dipshits, fake news and international pastimes. Music by Dan Join…
JortsCenter49: Not So Simple, Man
Happy New Year! We kick this one off with a deep dive into Betty White, Batman, Morbius, vampires, property rights, karaoke killings and bookstore holiday hi…
JortsCenter48: Convoluted Universe Movies
This week we discuss Christmas movies, Robert F Kennedy Jr's book, Neil Disgrace Tyson, youthful misconceptions, The Matrix, and also we dive back to Ryhan's…
JortsCenterDaisy Dukes - 2021 Comics Recap
Join Josh and Ryhan on this special episode where they talk about their favorite comics from 2021!
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47: Wayne Jetski
This week we deliberate about sports ignorance, unrequited obsession, Billie Eilish, Mick Jagger, Randy Blythe, James Hetfield, and Kelsey Grammer. Join our…
JortsCenter46: The Imitator
This week we dip into the Power Rangers, This American Life, ruined songs, more mondegreens, MySpace, Blue Cantrell, and one epic party fight story. Extra…
JortsCenter45: Thirty Seven
This week we explore extended universes, tv/movie houses, Mouse Hunt, Feng Shui, Schoolhouse of Rock, Sliders, Sammy Hagar, Ryhan's high school CD collection…
JortsCenter44: Restless Peg Syndrome
This week we talk about David A.R. White, The River Murders, guns, beer, cars, guitars, New Jack Swing, Home Sweet Home Alone, and Dark Floors. The Strangers…
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Daisy Dukes: I Am The Bullpod
In this emergency episode the gang breaks down Kid Rock's new single "Don't Tell Me How to Live".
JortsCenter43: Harry Gossett Jr.
The boys are back together again! This time we discuss Finland, Colombia, Lordi, Rap, Country, travel influencers, and Christmas songs. Jimi Hendrix leaves his…
JortsCenter42: Morbid Angels
This week we're joined by special guest Andrew Hilary from The Worst Week Yet podcast to discuss Nicholas Cage, idiot fatigue, travel trouble, villains like…
JortsCenter41: Sara Sidle Tendencies
This week we get a series of surprise celebrity guests to talk about Aaron Rodgers, Tim Poole, Chris Sky, CSI, NCIS, JAG, Blue Bloods, Chris Pratt, The Lego…
JortsCenter40: Red Jeff
Today on Jortscenter wediscuss altercations, band names, jeopardy, horror movies, bosses, Groundhogs Days, and Home Alone. Steven Tyler pretends to be british…
JortsCenterDaisy Spooks
Wait, how the f*** are we gonna release a Halloween episode after Halloween?? Because we can. And also we lost it and then found it again. Join Josh and Ryhan…
JortsCenter39: The Carolina Squat
This week we discuss bible words, Michael Flynn, misconceptions, red tape, celebrity restaurants, horror movies, shithead celebrity photos and John Hinckley…
JortsCenter38: Rick Ocarsick
This week we tackle anime, determine which songs are the coolest, we talk the Cars, sexy 90s R&B, Charlie Kirk, Dave Chappelle, and LARPing. Steve Tally…
JortsCenter37: Opie Prime
This week Josh buys a jacket and visits a MAGA merch tent, Vic sees Orlando Bloom on the bumper cars and remembers some academic misinformation, Dan helps…
JortsCenter36: Jedi Springer
In this episode we discuss The Boondock Saints, adaptations we'd like to see, amateur band habits, Venom, The Walking Dead, Alan Smithee, moosh, tough guy…
JortsCenter35: Lil' Husky
This time Ryhan, Josh and Will talk about Big Johnson, biblical names, Mario Brothers, amateur surgery, Dane Cook, The Wire, and What if. The Strangers gain…
JortsCenterDaisy Dukes: I Know You're Vaxxed But What Am I?
We sat down and read a Breitbart article so you don't have to. At the end we're joined by Tucker Carlson and Nic Cage.
JortsCenter34: Stairway to Kevin
This episode we explore Yom Kippur, Donnie Parton, The Plane Ride From Hell, unplanned obsolescence, ASMR Youtube, banned songs, and the Murdaugh murders…
JortsCenter33: Urine Environmentalist
This week we discuss Nickelback, Limp Biscuit, pronunciation, communism, and we settle some more debates. Steven Tyler is shocking. This episode is sponsored…