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The Read
Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.) As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city. The Read is part of the…
Episodes
The ReadWhat A Time To Be Adonis
BAPE sweaters ruin everything. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadThese Boys Ain't Royal
We back bih... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG…
The ReadPursuit of Savagery
Nice For What by Fenty. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadUniversiTea (feat. Logan Browning & Ashley Blaine Featherson)
The ladies of Dear White People stop by this week to help us with your messy college problems. Infinity War spoilers (28:56 - 39:56) Link to Chika…
The ReadLive From Sony Hall 4/21
The Read live From Sony Hall 4/21/18 Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
The ReadFix Your Face
Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadMadea Loses A Painting
Nor'easter shade. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
The ReadUnfollowed!
Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadBeyoncé's NDA
insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
The ReadHi Safaree...
insert Fergie's national anthem Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30 Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The Read5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo
The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadWakanda Forever
Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadQuincy Quotes
You like Brazilian music? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadBlue Ivy’s Fruit Snacks
Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadI Ain't Sorry
We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadThe Powerful Prolonged Pearl
Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
The ReadNo Monkey Business
Shutting your ass up is still free. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadHappy New Nigga
Tamar is having a horrible year already. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
The ReadBest Of 2017
Some highlights from 2017 Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadKeep Your White To Yourself
Rest in Heaven, Combat Jack. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadSigning Off
Teach them well and let them lead the way. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
The ReadSituationship & Chill
Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
The ReadNever Seen A Slave Ship In My Whole Life
Blue Ivy voice Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG…
The ReadGive Thanks
Pass us a plate Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
The ReadButt Lunch
I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch." Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadFive Million Dollar Fail
Longest sigh ever. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/…
The ReadTears of a Yogi
When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
The ReadBikini Bottoms
Dirty panties and bank drama Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadIdentity Theft
This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon…
The ReadLive from Chicago
Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon…
The ReadSomebody’s Getting Fired
The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies. Kid Fury | Crissle…
The ReadUnbreak My Hart
Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadTyping Too Fast While Too Furious
Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury) Kid Fury | Crissle…
The ReadIt Takes Two (feat. Shea Couleé)
This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury…
The ReadThe First White Walker
Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25) Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadThe "Mailbag"
This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon…
The ReadMake America Jennerless Again
long sigh Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG…
The ReadThe Greatest Love Of All
Surround Brandy Norwood with your prayers. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch…
The ReadNoprah Winfrey
Backpage and Beyoncé movies Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadThe Next Generation (feat. LeVar Burton)
Fundamental reading with an icon. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadU Got It Bad (feat. Issa Rae)
Insecure talk with Queen Issa Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadA Muva's Love
Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadDream's Nightmare
Blue Ivy might be the greatest rapper alive. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadA Black Ass Sunday
The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon…
The ReadLove & Guttersnipe Hollywood
The twins are here!!! Bishop Curry's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/endhotcardeaths Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury…
The ReadBush Gardens
Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadF**k Off, Jody!
Bad ideas and banana pudding. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadNo More Drama
Leave me alone. Go ahead. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadBad All By Myself
We don't care about Katy Perry. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadPeaches & Scheme
THE LIES! THE LIES! THE LIES! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadDoing The Butt...Again
Poor choices all around. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadThe Plight of the Light
Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…
The ReadYou're Just A Baby Boy
Shut your ass up, Tyrese. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch…
The ReadSomebody Gettin' Fired
Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle…