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Mark and Pete
What on earth is going on? Mark & Pete have a few thoughts. A weekly British podcast about news, politics, culture, faith and the peculiar things people do. Mark and Pete tackle the big headlines and the smaller stories that probably tell us rather more about ourselves than we’d like. Theme music : Title Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Episodes
Mark and PeteMr Men Detectives, The King Meets the Pope, and Illegal Coffee Disposal
Britain serves up a triple shot of absurdity. First, the beloved Mr Men and Little Miss characters join forces with the estate of Agatha Christie to launch a…
Mark and PetePrince Andrew’s Downfall, An Ill Wind, and Chatbots Go Sex-Mad.
In this week’s unholy trinity of headlines: first, King Charles III heads to Rome for a historic meeting with Pope Leo XIV, the first time in half a millennium…
Mark and PetePaddington Parodied, Liberal Democrats in Decline and Showgirl Taylor Swift
In this unmissable episode of Mark and Pete, the preacher and the poet tackle three of the week’s most talked-about headlines: A Spitting Image sketch turns…
Mark and PeteTrump, Redford, and the Crockery Crash
In this episode, Mark and Pete tackle three big stories: Donald Trump’s surprisingly diplomatic UK visit, the passing of Robert Redford and his prophetic words…
Mark and PeteFoolish Lords, Happy Nuns, and Itchy Armpits.
Lord Mandelson’s foolish links with Jeffrey Epstein resurface, raising hard questions about political judgement and leadership in Labour. Meanwhile, a very…
Mark and PetePunch-Drunk Politics, Knock-Out Bonuses, and a Legend of the Ring
In this episode of Mark and Pete, we tackle three heavyweight stories shaking politics, business, and sport. First, Angela Rayner’s resignation sparks chaos…
Mark and PeteGoofy Governance, Anger Management, and Posture Police
First up, we look at the absurdities of modern leadership with goofy governance. Liberal Democrat leader Sir Ed Davey has declared he won’t attend Donald…
Mark and PeteStuntman’s Fall, Pricier Meal Deals and Phantom AI
In this lively episode of Mark and Pete, the duo tackle three curious tales from the worlds of culture, politics, and everyday life. First up: the passing of…
Mark and PeteThe Business of Bread, a Blue Peter Legend, and Pole Vaulting into the Record Books
In this episode of the Mark and Pete Podcast, we rise to the occasion with three very different but equally fascinating stories. First, Mark and Pete chew over…
Mark and PeteDo ads pay? Eating pets! And unaffordable school uniforms
Do Ads Pay? Eating Pets! And Unaffordable School Uniforms" – in this sharp-tongued episode of Mark & Pete, we slice through the pandemic of clickbait headlines…
Mark and PeteHyper Children, Creative Storytelling, and a Wealth of Surrealism
Mark & Pete present: Hyper Children, Creative Storytelling & a Wealth of Surrealism explores the risks of high‑caffeine yeast, the legacy of beloved children’s…
Mark and PeteHulk Hogan, Tommy Cooper, and the Plastic Apocalypse
In this episode of Mark and Pete, we dive headfirst into the swirling madness of modern life — where microplastics have made their way into our bloodstreams…
Mark and PeteYoung Voting, Poor Spying, and Reformulating Coca-Cola
In this sharp, witty episode of Mark and Pete, the duo tackle three headline-grabbing stories from a Christian and cultural perspective — each punctuated with…
Mark and PeteAmericas big debt, end of the royal line and designs on money
This episode explores the escalating U.S. national debt, its implications for the future, and the financial strategies shaping the nation. We delve into the…
Mark and PeteTwo-tear Reeves, celebrating America and Broadcasting Hate Speech
Rachel Reeves weeps in Parliament—strength or stumble? Is July 4th a holy day or idolatry? And does Bob Vylan’s chant count as protest or poison? Faith meets…
Mark and PeteStarmer’s U-Turns, Sticky Bears and Monstrous Human Experiments
In this punchy and provocative episode of the Mark and Pete Podcast, we tackle three of Britain’s strangest and most telling headlines this week. First, we…
Mark and PeteAssisted Dying, Poundland Problems and Roger Who?
In this thought-provoking episode of Mark and Pete, we tackle three powerful stories shaping headlines and challenging values in Britain today. First, the UK…
Mark and PeteVagrancy Act, Good Vibrations and Strange Vegetables
In this thought-provoking episode of Mark and Pete, we explore three very different but equally fascinating stories shaping headlines in 2025. First, Britain…
Mark and PeteFreezing Pensioners, Cancelling Cricket and Cyber Soldiers
In this sharply observant episode of Mark and Pete, we unravel three surreal strands of modern Britain. First, we tackle the frosty politics of Winter Fuel…
Mark and PeteAttorney General’s Clumsy Remarks, Thames Water Fine, and Bulging Bonuses
In this punchy and provocative episode of Mark and Pete, we dive headfirst into the swirling chaos of British politics, public utilities, and corporate excess…
Mark and PeteBoris Johnson's Fertility, Henry's Hilarity, and Gary's Gaffes.
In this episode of Mark and Pete, we delve into the latest headlines with our signature blend of wit, insight, and poetic flair. Boris Johnson's Fertility: The…
Mark and Pete1 in 10 Are Broke, Celebrating Margaret Thatcher, and Fishing Quota Fury
In this punchy episode of Mark and Pete, we tackle three explosive issues shaping the UK today. First, we dive into the shocking statistic that 1 in 10 Britons…
Mark and PetePapal Blessings, Buffett’s Farewell, and the Bank of Mum and Dad
In this episode of the Mark and Pete Podcast, we delve into three pivotal developments shaping our world today. First, we explore the historic election of Pope…
Mark and PeteRadical Reform, World's Oldest Person, and Hoarder's Dilemma
In this thought-provoking episode of Mark and Pete, titled “Radical Reform, World’s Oldest Person, and Hoarder’s Dilemma”, we dive into three headline-grabbing…
Mark and PeteBeing Snookered, Clunked Cyberclicks and a Dodgy Apprentice
In this episode of Mark and Pete, we delve into the latest headlines capturing the nation’s attention. Snooker Fever: The 2025 World Snooker Championship is in…
Mark and PeteWoman Defined, A Woman Mocked, and a Pope Died
In this thought-provoking episode of Mark and Pete, we explore three major stories making headlines and stirring conversations. First, we discuss the passing…
Mark and PeteSaving Steel, Boosting Brains, and Exposing Greed
In this eye-opening episode of Mark and Pete, we tackle three hot-button topics shaping Britain’s present and future. First, we dig into the Scunthorpe steel…
Mark and PeteFrom Carrot Flutes to Tariffs: The Strangest Stories of the Week
In this week’s episode Mark and Pete from their business and religious perspectives cover six of the most bizarre and fascinating stories making headlines…
Mark and PeteThe economic impact of the UK Spring Statement.
In this episode of the Mark and Pete podcast, we delve into Chancellor Rachel Reeves’s Spring Statement 2025, examining its implications on the UK’s economy…
Mark and PeteHow Do You Deal With Vladimir Putin?
In this episode, entitled How Do You Deal With Vladimir Putin?, we explore the complexities of dealing with the Russian president in the current global…
Mark and PeteIs It Time to Return to the Gold Standard?
As gold prices hit an all-time high, investors are scrambling for certainty in an uncertain world. But what’s causing all this instability? In this episode of…
Mark and PeteBritain’s Welfare Budget Cuts: Too Little, Too Late?
Rachel Reeves, Austerity, and the Future of Public Spending: Rachel Reeves is taking Labour in a bold new direction—one that looks a lot like austerity. With…
Mark and PeteCelebrating Cornish Pasties.
In this special episode of the Mark and Pete Show, we celebrate Cornish Pasties at then culminatino of Cornish Pasty Week by delving into the exciting events…
Mark and PeteWhiskey galore: the fight for single malt
In this episode of the Mark and Pete Show, we delve into the intricate world of single malt whisky, focusing on recent and historical controversies that have…
Mark and PeteShould you be severely punished for failing your maths exam?
In this episode of the “Mark and Pete” podcast, hosts Mark and Pete delve into the contentious issue of corporal punishment in schools, sparked by recent…
Mark and PeteBest British Sitcoms Ever
Dive into the world of iconic British comedy with this episode of Britain’s Funniest Sitcoms. We celebrate the finest TV sitcoms that have kept audiences…
Mark and PeteAttention Podcast People All Over the Earth!
In this captivating episode of the Mark and Pete Show, we explore the unstoppable rise of podcasts and how they’ve become the go-to medium for news…
Mark and PeteDoes the word Kindness truly summarise 2024?
In this episode, we delve into why “kindness” was chosen as the Oxford Children’s Word of the Year for 2024. Surveying over 6,000 children aged 6 to 14, 61%…
Mark and PeteTrump's First Day Shockwave
In this solo episode of The Mark and Pete Show, Pete delves into the whirlwind of actions taken by President Donald Trump on his first day back in office. With…
Mark and PeteTrump's 2nd Inauguration: the remarkable return of Donald J. Trump
Mark and Pete celebrate the historic return of Donald J. Trump as he is sworn in as the 47th President of the United States. We delve into the significance of…
Mark and PeteThe Real Truth about Time Travel
In this solo episode, we delve into the fascinating and mind-bending concept of time travel. Is it truly possible, or just the stuff of science fiction? We…
Mark and PeteWaiting lists and Wasted Lives: the NHS reality.
Explore the dire state of the UK's National Health Service (NHS) in our latest podcast episode. Delve into the heart of the crisis and dissect the funding…
Mark and PeteThe World Darts Championship: is Littler Greater than the Rest?
Littler, the 17-year-old darts prodigy, is taking the darts world by storm with his extraordinary talent and undeniable confidence. Despite his young age and…
Mark and PeteNASA spacecraft: Man's next mission to the Sun?
In this enlightening episode of “The Mark and Pete Show,” hosts Mark and Pete delve into NASA’s groundbreaking Parker Solar Probe mission. On December 24…
Mark and PeteThe Crystal Ball on 2025
Dive into the wild predictions for 2025 in this thought-provoking and humorous podcast episode! From Nigel Farage’s potential rise as UK Prime Minister to…
Mark and PeteIs Christmas a "waste" of time?
Is Christmas a waste of time, or are we missing the point? Mark and Pete delve into the festive season’s highs and lows, exploring the excess waste that often…
Mark and PeteIs Nationialising the Railways going to Improve Service?
The UK government is set to renationalise South Western Railway (SWR) in May 2025, marking the first of several train operators transitioning to public…
Mark and PeteThe Hike in Spiking: is it safe to drink in public?
Drink spiking incidents in the UK have risen alarmingly in recent years, leaving many to question whether it’s truly safe to enjoy a night out. Reports of…
Mark and PeteFarmer to Starmer: sowing the seeds of doubt.
In this episode of the Mark and Pete Show, we uncover the driving forces behind the growing frustration among farmers and small business owners. At the heart…
Mark and PeteTrump's Bold Cabinet Pick: the right direction
In today’s episode, Pete delves into President-elect Donald Trump’s recent cabinet appointments, including the selection of Linda McMahon as Secretary of…
Mark and PeteTrump wins the US election: hopefully 4 years of controversy?
Donald Trump has returned to the White House after a historic 2024 victory. Are we now looking at four years of controversy? Mark and Pete dive into the…
Mark and PeteThe UK Budget: a fiscal fiasco?
In this episode, we critically examine the UK’s Autumn Budget 2024, presented by Chancellor Rachel Reeves. We delve into the £40 billion tax hikes, including…
Mark and PeteBig cheese in cheeky Cheddar cheat
In this episode, we dive into the hilarious yet serious world of cheese heists. From a cheeky mouse making off with cheddar to real-life daring thefts of…
Mark and PeteMonarch or Republic: should Australia keep the British King as head of state?
In this episode, we dive into Australia’s ongoing debate over whether to remain a constitutional monarchy under King Charles III or transition to a republic…
Mark and PeteFrom stuffy to imaginative: the crisis in public libraries
In this episode, we dive into the transformation and closure of libraries across England. Once seen as stuffy, quiet spaces, libraries have become vibrant hubs…
Mark and PeteOasis: Reunion or Sellout?
In this episode, we dive deep into the highly anticipated Oasis reunion and ask the burning question: Has the iconic Britpop band truly sold out, or is this a…
Mark and PeteAre Unions Holding The Labour Party Back? Exploring the Tensions in Modern UK Politics
In this episode of the Mark and Pete podcast, we delve into the complex relationship between trade unions and the Labour Party. Are unions still a force for…
Mark and PeteBritain's favourite crisps.
Join Mark and Pete as they explore the UK’s love affair with crisps, diving into the business behind the crunch, the cultural impact, and sharing their…
Mark and PeteHas the Edinburgh Fringe lost its cutting edge?
In this episode, we dive into the ongoing debate about whether the Edinburgh Fringe has lost its cutting edge. On one side, the festival still showcases a…
Mark and PeteRiots, Patriotism, and Immigration: England’s New Reality
In this gripping episode look into the Southport knife attack that shocked England in July 2024. We explore the complex issues surrounding the attack…