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- Intoxicated Intellects
EP38 "It's a Scary World Out There...and Gonorrhea is Getting Harder to get rid of Apparently" w/ Joel
On this Episode Joel sits down to talk about his drinking stories, participating in Bay to Breakers, working as a bar back and as an EMT. We discuss the…
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EP37 "Who's Gonna Pay to Buy Tiyler's Ass Pics?" w/ Hollie
On this episode Hollie sits down to talk about her hatred of the Stanley Cup Trend, her endeavors on feetfinders.com, whether Tiyler should start an onlyfans…
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EP36 "Damn Russian Got Jungle Fever" w/ The Roomies
Izahia and Nick come on to talk about our new life living together and Izahia's new life in the bay area. Izahia and Nick talk about their dance moves, their…
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EP35 "BROVEMBER" w/ The Boys
On this Episode Jed talks of his benders, sexual encounters, and bar stories. Izahia talks about getting kicked out of the bar in San Diego as well as his…
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EP34 "The Most Memorable Man" w/ Tiyler & Thomas
On this podcast me, Thomas and Tiyler get obliterated. Tiyler shows off his freestyling skills, we talk about discipline as a kid, and separating the artist…
Intoxicated IntellectsEP33 "BROTOBER FEST" w/ THE BROS
On this episode of the podcast we have different bros hopping on and off to discuss some of the most BRO type things such as Beer, Bros before Hoes, Blue…
Intoxicated IntellectsEP32 "I'd Probably Bang Charizard" w/ Janessa
On this Episode me and Janessa talk about which Pokémon we'd bang, the incorrect stigma around snakes, the difference between alcohol and weed, as well as…
Intoxicated IntellectsEP31 "The Return of Sons of Bukake!" w/ Nikita & Kyle
On this episode we sit down with Kyle and Nikita and talk nostalgia from our generation growing up such as the best video games and kids shows. We also dive…
Intoxicated IntellectsTHE 30TH EPISODE OF THE INTOXICATED INTELLECTUALS
For the 30th episode we celebrated by having a live zoom call for our friends and past guests to hop on. We played our signature games of ASS OR GAS, Which is…
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EP29 "If you Bark Again, I'm Taking you Back to the Shelter" w/ Allie
On this episode me and Allie discuss her married lifestyle, the life of a dog mom, her return to the rave life as well as the entrepreneurship of selling toe…
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EP28 "I've Definitely Seen Your Balls Jed" w/ The Boys
On this episode me and the boys talk about our camping trip, whether pegging is sus and 9/11 conspiracies. We also get a special appearance from Jed, where he…
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EP27 "Connor Bleep That" w/ Big Booty Burgz
On this episode we finally get the man responsible for the podcast! Every time you've heard "Connor bleep that" or "Connor Cut that" this man has been…
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EP26 "This is Chaos" w/ Luis & Damien
On this Episode we taste test a variety of mixed drinks. A Pregnancy is announced! We discuss the impending fatherhood and how life has come full circle as…
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EP25 "That Gay Shit is the Shit" w/ Nick aka Phrat Boi
On this episode me and Phrat insult each other for 10 minutes, we tell the stories of the time he got catfished (a special appearance from Nikita), his 0-4…
Intoxicated IntellectsEP24 "Mrs. Buttersworth is a GILF" w/ Thomas
On this episode we discuss what cocaine smells like, different alcohol's including the best and most expensive ones Thomas has ever drank. We talk about…
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EP23 PART 2 "That's the Only man I've Ever met with a Resting Bitch Face" w/ Alex
On this episode we talk about poking holes in friends condoms, sniffing your farts to make sure you don't have covid, the current best rappers as well as our…
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EP23 PART 1 "In 2nd Grade you had to get these Bitches in Check?" w/ Alex
On this Episode me and Alex discuss the new Kendrick Lamar Album, we discuss whether JCole is over/underrated, we talk Gun Control, and also discuss whether…
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EP22 "Seduce the Moose" w/ Gabe, Aliza & Aaliyah
On this episode these three rank the baddest bitches, Aliza and Gabe talk about their new Bass Pro lifestyle, The time Aaliyah threw up in my bed, The time…
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EP21 “Not only are you Attracted to Children, but you’re gay” w/ the Boys
On this episode me and the boys talk about Glory Holes, our drunk stories in which Michael woke up with a knot on his head, the time Michael saved a man’s…
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EP20 "Have you Seen Olaf's Nose?" w/ Gia & Zavi
On this Episode we discuss Gia and Zavi's drunk adventures in Disneyland/DisneyWorld, which of the 7 dwarves they'd do, a game of who would you rather with…
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EP19 "There was Only 3 of us, That's not Enough for a Bukake" w/ Kyle 2
On this episode we try to discover Kyle's weakness so WE CAN DESTROY HIM. We also jump into Kyles sexual deviant side and compare and inspect various porns. We…
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EP18 "Is it Rugrat or Rugmouse?" w/ Aliza & Alex
On this couples themed episode, Aliza and Alex continue the theme of bathroom related love, also they share their theories of how babies are made, the debate…
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EP17 "Did you Shit my Bed?" w/ Leslie and CK
On this couples themed episode we discuss where babies come from, the poop theory and the *messy* story they have relating to said theory, we play signature…
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EP16 "Who's Balls are the Darkest?" w/ Izahia
On this episode me and Izahia talk about "the ball color story," the time a Swedish man called Izahia weird, we list our top 5 movies, we talk about the…
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EP15 PART 2 "That's not a Generational Thing, That's a Cracker Thing" w/ Phrat Boi & Lord BootyEater
On the most outta pocket episode of the podcast yet we talk about the time we ran from security 3 times in one day, we compare ariana grande to the green…
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EP15 PART 1 "Phrat You're the TJ MAXX Version of Pete Davidson" w/ Phrat Boi & Lord BootyEater
On Part ONE of this two parted episode, Phrat, Lord BootyEater and I discuss the time we got chased by security three times in one day, the first time we met…
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EP14 "Bush may Have Done 9/11 but he was a Good Speaker" w/ Miya
On this episode me and Miya talk about her experiences as a bartender, we talk about our funniest Christmas gifts, spongebob gets brought up and we both talk…
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EP13 "Mahalo MotherFuckers!" Live from Hawaii
Izahia, Nikita and I recording from Honolulu Hawaii dive into the adventurous trip we've had (such as starting a cult, drug deals with "Hawaii's Most Wanted")…
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EP12 "The InTWINsicated Intellects" w/ Kayla & Karine
On this episode Kayla and Karine talk about and test twin telepathy, the time Karine got punched in the face by one of her siblings, Kayla gets revenge on…
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EP11 "I Think I've Seen Your Dick More Than Your Toes" w/ Vygina
On this episode, Vy tries his first sour beer as we watch spongebob porn, talk about his short lived onlyfans career, the time he flashed me. me and my foot…
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EP10 "I'm Pretty Sure I Took a Shot Out of Your Belly Button" w/ Izahia & Michael
On the 10th Episode, we talk about the time Michael and Izahia got kicked out of a bar, the time we all attempted the Boggs Challenge, Our biggest weaknesses…
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EP9 "Salud!" w/ Cito
Me and Cito discuss the importance of getting your health right, your mental health right, sober october and the impact of proportioning alcohol. We also talk…
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EP8 "My Auntie Peed on Me" w/ Janessa and Jordan + Nikita
On this episode me and a drunken Nikita co-host with our guests Jordan and Janessa and ask them their opinions on love at first sight, *Special Guest asks…
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EP7 "The Cure for Covid is KFC in the Morning" w/ The Antlers Crew
In the words of the great Michael Scott "well well well, how the turntables....." On this episode we flip the script and the Antlers Crew (which consists of…
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EP6 "RIP my Calvin Klein Chonies" w/ GRIMTHEE7GPIMP
Me and Grim talk about different conspiracy theories, religion, and also settle the highly debated question "is squirt pee?" We also jump into the music side…
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EP5 "I'm not Saying this Because I'm Horny" w/ Tiyler (also known as Lord BootyEater)
On this episode Tiyler is his unapologetic and authentic self. Showing no filter in both his humor and in self awareness. When I approached Tiyler about this…
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EP4 "If I was Dead I Wouldn't Have to Pay Bills" w/ Gabe & Leslie
We dive into Leslie's history of throwing up in sinks. Gabe's luxurious bags and even the time he fumbled one (PS DONT HAVE A ROOMMATE AT AGE 35). How do…
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EP3 "Take a Shot for Every Burp" w/ Kyle
(WE CHALLENGE ALL OF OUR LISTENERS TO TAKE A SHOT FOR EVERY BURP YOU HEAR DURING THIS EPISODE) Me and Kyle talk about his first porn experience, a dildo in the…
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EP2 "Kylies Home for Imaginary Friends" w/ Twisted Pussys
We dive into Kylies imaginary friend and morbid stories that involve him as well as Aliza's lack of a gallbladder
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EP1 "I'd Rather Sh*t My Pants" w/ Nikita
Nikita and I dive into the olympics sex beds, our crazy trip to reno, and play different games as we drink